Funny copywriting sentence

1. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you 1 skillful hands, could you make yourself look so beautiful?

When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.

I want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.

Do you know why you are single? Because you are ugly, you also dislike others' ugliness!

6. The crown of anger is a beauty, and the beauty smiles!

7. I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing at the current rate of rising house prices. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old!

8. A single male colleague washed a bunch of clothes at the weekend and said that he was exhausted and really needed a wife. Married male compatriots replied: Wasting less is not enough?

9. Like other princesses, knights come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay the delivery fee.

10. One of my buddies said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that there was a hurdle when I 135! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why, the graves are all planed?"

1 1. Tutor: "What made you step onto the stage of good voice." Player: "It's my leg ..."

12. Waiting for the bus at the station, a student said to me with a donation box, "Sir, many people have donated money to poor college students." Deeply moved, I silently took the donation box and said, "Thank you!" " "

13. Male employee: "Manager, I want to ask for leave to propose to my girlfriend." Female supervisor: "haven't you heard that marriage is the grave of love?" The male clerk thought for a moment and said, "Then I'm going to the grave."

14. I asked my son why he smoked secretly. The son said meaningfully: Because I grow up, I want to find a woman who is worth quitting smoking. I haven't recovered from this obsessive-compulsive disorder for a long time Fortunately, my wife appeared in time and said to her son with slippers, keep the change. Actually, I've been with you.

15. Before going to bed at noon, husband: Daughter-in-law, you can sleep peacefully! I'll catch mosquitoes for you! I was moved to sleep. Hardly had I fallen asleep when I heard a loud laugh. I opened my eyes and saw that it was my husband. Husband: After chasing mosquitoes a few times, I suddenly felt like a pork seller.

16. My mother beat me up for being naughty at home. I met an old man outside when I ran away from home. The old man looked at me and said, "Hey, how old are the children now?" I was annoyed when I heard it: "Grandpa, look clearly, this is a slipper mark ..."

17. registered in the hospital, a man actually cut in line. I asked him, why don't you wait in line? He replied: because I have no quality. I was speechless at that time, so I went over and slapped him and stared at me: you ... why did you hit me? I smiled contemptuously and clapped my hands: because I am sick. ...

18. "Boss, how long can this turtle live?" "See how you raise. If you raise it well, it will send you away. " "……"

19. How old do you think I have to be to be poor? ""That depends on how long you can live. "

20. I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

2 1. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days without money, so be strong!

22. How to judge which seat in the subway will get off early? God replied: people who put their mobile phones in their pockets.

23. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter.

24. Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for facial mask.