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I have no money and want to get a new car.

With the continuous improvement of people's living standards, cars have become a necessary means of transportation for most families. But it is still difficult for young people to buy a car now, so many people like to send a circle of friends to record their joy at the moment after mentioning a new car. Let's take a look at the short and low-key circle of friends when buying a new car.

1, I want to buy a four-wheel drive, or a convertible with high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury.

I just want to take a selfie and tell myself that I have bought a new car for more than half a month.

I bought a car recently, but it's only a xxx brand car.

4, this may not be suitable for driving out, why I always hang on the road, a little distressed, my new car.

If you want to show off, don't keep a low profile. I bought a car.

6. New Year's resolution! Live in a new house and drive a new car. My wish came true and I successfully drove a new car today.

7. After waiting for a month, I was very excited.

8. Buying a car means buying happiness, and travel and reunion are guaranteed.

9, congratulations, happy car!

10, I don't read much, I won't lie to you. I really bought the car for the convenience of working on the construction site.

1 1. I always want to buy something for my new car after I pick it up ~

12, there are too few parking spaces in the community, so you shouldn't buy this broken Audi.

13, the car landed at130,000. How many people buy Toyota because of its durability and fuel economy, but I prefer its slogan: everything will be solved in the end!

14, my good brother of more than ten years picked up the car today. I'm really happy for him. The number of friends is not just the quality. There are unfinished dreams in the rest of my life, and brothers have drinks and stories.

15, spend your own money, buy the car you want, and feel at ease.

16, the full amount of 6.6W finally picked up the car. You don't have to squeeze the green leather train home. This is not a good car. I don't want to show off my friends, just for the mood at the moment.

17, a good co-pilot might as well hold the steering wheel himself.

18, after more than half a month, I finally picked up the car!

19. Youth pays and time pays off. I like to mention that my car has been on the road of struggle, and I always believe that the harder I work, the luckier I will be.

20. Look ahead and look around. Stop at the red light, go at the green light, and take the zebra crossing.

2 1, driving a new car is prosperous, Pengcheng Wan Li, smooth sailing, all the best, and constant financial resources!

22. Many people have the habit of setting off firecrackers when buying new cars. Some people celebrate buying a new car, while others hope to make a lot of money in the coming year. Since it is your own car, you should protect it more, otherwise sometimes happy events will turn into sad events!

23, buying a new car can not reach the grade, you can only decide for yourself.

24. Youth pays off, time pays off, and I like to carry my car. From then on, I will walk with my wind and rain and move forward smoothly.

25. Now let me introduce my new car: xxx, which fits my temperament.

26, Audi, you deserve it!

27. My car is just a tool for making a living.

28. I have money to buy a car, but I take a bus. I have money for a villa, but I rent a house. I have money to show off. I just need to keep a low profile.

29. My new car has been loaded with a lot of junk these days. I don't feel well. I am a neat freak.

30. On this day, we bought a car! High-grade leather seat, luxurious carbon steel frame, elegant blue matte painting, self-provided gold thread embroidery soft seat, low-key luxury ~

3 1, from now on, you are no longer a car, you will share joys and sorrows with this fairy and go forward bravely!

32. Congratulations to my Mr. Cheng. I like to mention his car: once the door is closed, have a safe trip, start with gear, get rich every year, release the handbrake, have a good trip, turn the steering wheel, and be lucky again and again.

33, only blame me for choosing a car too casually, and now I regret it. This thing is very inconvenient to pull goods;

34. Look, the little friend who bought it first.

35. the price of buying a new car ......

36. The second car in life, you are no longer a trolley. From then on, you will go forward with this girl and get better and better as scheduled.

37. The bus is very long and the road is very long. Hold the steering wheel in your hand. Accompanied by love and affection, tighten the string of traffic safety.

38. One step closer to running.

39. Buying a car is an excuse, because there are only vegetable people and no vegetable carts.

40. I like to mention my new car, and 202 1 rewards me.

4 1, the first small goal this year has been achieved.

42. Today is my birthday. Thank you for all the birthday gifts!

43, low-key car, high-profile life ...

44, the new car landed smoothly, the door was closed and life was safe, the handbrake was released and the journey was pleasant. When the engine rang, the golden wheel turned thousands of times. Congratulations.

45. If you buy a car, you have to buy chic. The woman you meet in a luxury car is a material woman. Rich but low-key, showing outstanding personality charm, is the most powerful human.

46, the new car on the road, three suggestions: bring a driver's license for the police to deduct points; Wear sunglasses to prevent beautiful women from attracting attention; Don't add gasoline, this ..... means to save some money and invite me to dinner!

47. Show Mao Zhibin my new car. He showed a very envious expression.

48. A meaningful way to dry the car should be to aim the camera at the scene in front, and then a looming logo will appear, which makes people think.

49. If you don't work hard, time will live up to you. I like to mention my car today, and the days after that will be smooth sailing. As soon as the engine rang, there was 22 thousand gold, and I began to make a fortune every year.

50. I like my husband's car: once the door is closed, have a safe trip, start to shift gears, get rich every year, release the handbrake, have a good trip, turn the steering wheel, and have good luck again and again!

Yes, I bought a car, but I want to keep a low profile.

52. Pick up the car today, my first car. I hope the second car in my early thirties is BMW or Mercedes.

53. What's the name of the four-lap car?

I bought a car this afternoon. I am very happy. I'm even happier that you came to see me right away ~ let's cheer together.

55. I'm actually just a brick mover. I bought a car just to move bricks for a living.

56. My new car went on the market this week! I bought it myself.

57. But the distance is a little far. What kind of car is it?

58.2 1 year-old, with the first car in life. Thank your family, thank yourself, continue to work hard and repay your diligence.

59. This car is still a little small. I should have known to buy Wuling.

60. From now on, it's time to be polite to pedestrians.

6 1, set a goal for yourself in the near future, practice driving well and drive to work. So my dad will buy a new car as soon as possible and let me drive Q5 or A6 occasionally.

62, newcomers, new cars, new atmosphere; In the new year, worry, take a new road; Bless you, brother, take your new car on the road and have a good trip!

63. I wanted to keep a low profile, but later I thought buying a car was a big deal. Let me share with you the car I just mentioned today.

64. Hey, I accidentally picked up 300,000 and picked up a street car at random.

65. Not all cars can reach your heart. Although there are thousands of good things in this world, you are the most precious.

66. If you can't afford gas, why is the price of gas getting more and more expensive? Try to save money and not go out in the future.

67. The wheels are rolling, the financial resources are rolling, the direction is turning, and the luck is turning. When the horn sounded, there were two thousand pieces of gold.

I just want to keep a low profile.

69. I love to pick up a car and send a circle of friends not to show off, but to commemorate the mood at this moment.

70. My new car is on the market. The new car just feels different.

7 1, the sunshine is good today, which is a good weather for traveling. (with car photos)

72. It's hard to keep a low profile when buying a car these days.

Life doesn't need to be better than others, but it must be better than before. Yes, it is getting better and better. # Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya 2000

74. Do you want to go out to play this weekend? There are still three seats left.

75. Congratulations on your new car! Sending a circle of friends is not to show off, just to commemorate the mood at this moment, standing at the age of 30 and making persistent efforts!

76. This car is still a little small. I should have bought Highlander. At least it can hold 100 more bricks than this car.

77. This old car is very inconvenient to pull goods.

The above is a talk about low-key car drying. In fact, no matter what kind of words you match, some people will think you are showing off, so if you want to keep a low profile, you'd better not send a circle of friends and share it with your good friends. Of course, if you just want to record your life, you can also show it off boldly. After all, it's not someone else's turn to tell you what to do in this life.