Talk about stupidity, talk about stupidity, and talk about sadness.

1, little fool, big fool

2. When she is sick, Lan Yan always says "Idiot can't take care of herself" and her boyfriend says "Go to the hospital". Later, she found that Lan Yan really stayed with us for a long time.

4. Little fool, will you wait for me? Idiot, I am willing to wait for you.

5. Tell you, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

6. Idiot, why don't you surf the Internet all the time? Fool, that's just that I'm invisible.

7. Do you think I don't sleep at night because of insomnia? Then you are all wet. Actually, I was thinking about you, idiot.

8. Your mother must be a chicken. Because only stupid chickens give birth to fools.

9.-Friendship hurts me, love hurts me, and family hurts me. These feelings made me understand the pain, learned to cry and became an idiot.

10, silly boy, your arms can only give me one to hold you forever, silly girl, and your little hands can only give me one to hold you forever.

1 1. There are too many smart people in this world and too few people are willing to work hard, so only a few people succeed.

12, the so-called fool is a genius that ordinary people can't understand.

13, idiot, you said I don't care about you. I'm in charge of you now. I'm not qualified to control you. No matter what you do, you must learn self-discipline. You are already twenty, so it's time to be sensible.

14, freeze! Hands up. That who, bring the socks! Not only yours, but yours! No peeking! What? The money is in the safe? Stupid! I'm Santa Claus who gave you a present! Merry Christmas!

15, sometimes I hate myself who is unwilling to be mediocre but does not work hard. I feel that I am not good enough and envy others to shine. In fact, most people are ordinary, but you don't see the efforts of others. Don't be depressed, don't panic, be a snail who climbs hard, or a stupid bird who keeps flying. We worked hard to grow up, stumbled all the way, and then we were black and blue. Stick to it, and one day, you will stand in the brightest place and live the life you once longed for.

16, the deskmate and I compare who holds their breath for a long time and who smiles at each other first is cuter. Yesterday, he called me stupid and sarcastic. He said I was wrong and just wanted to teach you a question.

17, fool, I love you, care about you, care about you, fool, I love you, love you, care about you.

18, smelly husband, why do you lose to my stupid wife every time you play with scissors, stone and cloth? Because you always give two.

19, _ _ _ _ _ How can Spongebob laugh without a big star? How can a little fool be happy without a big fool?

20. Fools are not stupid. Fools are not stupid.

2 1. Personally, I feel that man is a stupid animal. Sometimes I like a girl. As long as her eyes stay on you, you will feel that she likes you, and if she is lazy at work, she will be seen by the leaders and feel that once and for all; But the truth is not what you think. Everything is what you think.

22. I am actually a silly girl. Obviously happiness is just around the corner, but I pretend to be a hedgehog and retreat to my own world.

23. "Girls can call themselves stupid and lazy, but they can never call themselves ugly.

24. Forgive me for not saying what you like to hear, for being stupid, and for not being able to do something that makes you happy, but I really love you.

25, congratulations, you finally see through me, I am very playboy, stupid, very dishonest, I am that kind of person, how can you care about me?

Talk about your stupid sadness.

1. In Xichuan, there is a kind of communication called clapping, a kind of mourning called Ying Ji, a kind of panic called abandoning the plane, and a kind of moping called ber.

2. Fool, never give up on you. Fool, I will never abandon you.

3, idiot, what the fuck do you want, don't go to see a cold, eat irregularly, and I will take good care of you in the future.

4, integrity is a seed, soaked in the spring breeze, drinking autumn rain, it grows up bit by bit. After several trials and tribulations, it is hope and the source of life. With it, smart people have a successful career and smooth sailing; When a fool meets him, he abandons his inferiority and goes forward bravely. With it, successful people are full of confidence and break into a new realm; Losers meet it, stand up again and make a comeback. It is a stimulant and a golden key, which gives different people different effects and makes them learn to face up to themselves and love life.

One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: "You are too stupid, and your IQ is negative.". My IQ is one hundred times that of you! " Student: ...

6. Fools love me all my life. Fools love me all my life.

7. Your space photo album has been controlled by me. For the sake of our good relationship, I'll tell you to crack the code: I'm an idiot. Go and have a try. Not all April Fool's text messages are deceptive. Happy April Fool's Day.

8. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice, silly in love, dull in life and clumsy in love. Even if the mountain is closed by heavy snow, we can still nest in the haystack, hold you tightly and bite your ear gently.

9. Idiot, stand behind me when this happens!

10, fool is 1 ... fool is 0. ...

1 1, how many idiots know there is no result, but they are still paranoid about love.

12, they say you will become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? Impossible,

13, baby, be obedient, say goodbye to the idiot who went home and find a handsome guy to play with.

14, the only difference between people is talent and willpower. A person is not afraid of being stupid. As long as he is diligent and enterprising, the fruits of success will be picked by him sooner or later. Everyone knows the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare. Sometimes cleverness is mistaken by cleverness, but fools have a foolish spirit. Miracles always happen to ordinary people.

15, fool, even if there is no big difficulty, you still have me. Fool, even if the world abandons you, you still have me.

16, when a wise man is at his wit's end, the way a fool comes up with must be the most useful!

17, fool, mushroom is cool, I understand you, fool, who wants you to understand labor?

18, rare, rare, rare, seven judges are smoking, six kids are spinning, five Wukong are singing wildly, four Bajie are chatting, three Xiao Gan are dancing wildly, two dragons are boxing, and a stupid pig is staring at the mobile phone room! Happy Halloween, haha!

19, the weather is really good, wearing a panda costume will become heavy, and you like to bask in the sun like a panda!

20, you idiot, you are the idiot.

2 1, little fool, you are my man, little fool, you are my woman,

Come on, little fool, you can make up for your lack of intelligence through hard work. If you are not smart and don't work hard, it's hopeless. So always work hard like a small motor and give yourself a hug. The ridicule you get will turn into envy and praise one day. Never give up.

I'm sorry that I am such a stupid person that you think I am being sarcastic, but I can't change your mind.

24. Am I stupid or stupid? I have a strange temper. What's wrong with that? At least I've been being myself, which is better than a hypocritical person.

25. I suddenly feel that caring for others is the way to get along. When encountering the same problems and things, people can always forgive themselves easily, but they can't accept the neglect of others. I think pay and return should be equal. Never give anyone a minute, you want a very good response. No one is more stupid than anyone for five seconds. When you feel that others are ignoring you, think about whether you have given them special attention.

Humor, self-mockery and stupid mood phrases

Humor and laugh at yourself for being stupid 1 1. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry that I followed me and made you feel wronged.

Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

How dare you lie to me? How can I not believe you?

There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path of further study according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

Please be old, don't hold me with inferior thread in the future, it will break from time to time.

6. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy.

7. "White collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

8. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "covering my ears" and it will thunder.

9. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

10. Chopin is no matter how good, I can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

1 1. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's intimate cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

12. Clothes, incense, temples and shadows are the endless luxury and prosperity of the upper class, and it is difficult to tell whether things are warm or cold.

13. None of the problems that can be solved with money is a problem. The problem is that I am poor.

14. Money is a problem when a man is dumped; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

15. Should I blame myself for being sad? I deserve it!

16. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

17. Happy for happiness, sad for sadness.

18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

19. Seeing through is actually the last face friendship in people's hearts. After all, things are so difficult, so don't expose some things.

20. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

Humor and laugh at yourself for being stupid. You always want me to care about your unforgettable love and never care about my words.

22. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

23. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

24. Starting from faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

25. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

26. I just found out that after walking for so long, I was the only one who accompanied me to the end.

27. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

28. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

29. I don't want to hear what you said, and I don't understand it. If I knew, I wouldn't do it either. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.

Don't stand blankly because of yesterday's sadness, don't say loneliness, don't say pain, and don't blame yourself for the right path of your dreams.

3 1. Later, it took me a long time to discover that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

32. "You are bound to meet better people." "I can't even keep ordinary people like you. What's the use of meeting someone better? "

What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.

34. I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

35. It didn't hurt at all to fall down the stairs today. Fortunately, there was so much meat cushion.

36. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

37. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

38. Since I turned into shit, no one dared to step on my head.

39. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

40. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

Short sentences about humor, laugh at your silly mood 3 4 1. Heroes have no good wives, idlers marry flowers.

42. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then when I got fat, I got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

43. The previous question about children was: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of other people's eyes, never lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

45. When you meet the right person in the most absurd years, there will be no ending after all.

46. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

47. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?

48. There is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid that she wants to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman!

49. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

50. When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops. 1 Let me show you and eat. 1 Let me eat for you.

5 1. The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

52. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and green light are free.

53. Two ramshackle houses; Someone who speaks with a southern accent and a northern accent.

54. It's no use being handsome before the law.

Are you really happy? scold .......

56. No matter what kind of feelings you encounter, it is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

58. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape if you change the channel.

59. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

60. Prosperity and tranquility. After all, some people will gradually forget about burial and drift away. Some stories will eventually become blurred. Who gave the little pendant on the wall to the person I loved the most? Sometimes I dare not think, just want to forget.

Say your stupid sentences and laugh at your stupid and mean sentences.

Say your stupid words:

1. I'm not afraid that others will call you stupid, but I'm afraid that you feel stupid.

It doesn't matter if you call me stupid, because it's my choice.

On the fourth day of learning to drive, I felt stupid, had no confidence and collapsed.

I often feel stupid and not smart. So, I have to tell myself that I am a stupid bird.

I feel so stupid, I can't answer when others talk to me, and I'm slow and brainless.

6. I feel stupid Everything others say feels like they're making fun of me. I can't do anything well. I don't know what to do now.

7. Because you are single, you are always ready to die for love. It is ridiculous to forget that person and not see that you are stupid.

8. Girls who are a little neurotic and claim to be stupid are generally cute.

9. I have a stupid mouth and learn from others.

10. I suddenly found that my mouth was stupid. If I can use these sentences freely, I may save a lot of unhappiness for someone.

1 1. Everyone says I'm stupid, but it's a good thing I know.

12. I feel stupid. I always do things slower than others. I speak too honestly and feel inferior.

Self-deprecating stupid and mean sentences:

1, since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head anymore.

If you walk on an endless road, you can't turn back.

Hide in the corner and watch you sing him the song I wrote for you.

After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

5. Look at your space with wasted time, and I will always be passionate.

6. A lonely shadow accompanies its owner. Who can accompany me?

7, sharp, but can't break up. Where should I go?

8. I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch.

9, silly people, silly moved, let me silly love once.

10, people are cheap for life, pigs are cheap for a knife, you waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

1 1. You want to keep her by hook or by crook. Have you ever thought about me?

12, the representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

13, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

14, gorgeous cars roared past, leaving only mud.

15, I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.

16, I am fidgety and my head is blank. The melody of music may comfort me.

17. Maple leaves fall on my toes and make me want to cry. Let me have a good cry. The remnant leaves fall, and the fate is exhausted.

18, give you a sword fairy. If you don't do it, give you a sword god. You don't want to cry and ask me to be your knight errant.

19, a moment that should last forever, had come and gone before I knew it.

20. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Idioms describing stupidity

1, people are poor and short of wisdom: people are poor, clumsy and not smart.

2. clay-footed giant: a metaphor for a stupid big thing, actually very weak.

3, clumsy mouth and tongue: stupid: not smart. Poor expressive ability and no eloquence.

4. Ignorance: describe stupidity and ignorance.

5, do not distinguish between oats: oats: beans. I can't tell which is beans and which is wheat. Describe stupidity and ignorance. After describing the lack of practical production knowledge.

6, stupid head: describe thinking confusion, stupid dementia.

7. Stupid: stupid, stupid, and: equal. As stupid as everyone else. Describe it as extremely stupid.

8. To be blunt: It means to sharpen the world and make clumsy people work hard.

9. Little idiot: smart but actually stupid.

10, clumsy mouth and tongue: clumsy mouth and tongue: stupid. Stupid mouth and tongue, description is not good at talking.

1 1, a thousand mistakes and one gain: even a stupid person always has some merits in many considerations. Often used to express modesty.

12, children are blunt: refers to stupid and clumsy people.

13, don't argue about naked oats: you can't tell which is beans and which is wheat. Describe stupidity and ignorance. After describing the lack of practical production knowledge.

14, heart awkward: stupid, not good at talking.

15. Diligence makes up for clumsiness: Diligence makes up for clumsiness, which means modesty.

16, no matter how smart people are, they are stupid: some people with outstanding intelligence look stupid and don't show their edge.

17, big smart if clumsy: clumsy: stupid. Refers to a really smart person who doesn't show himself. On the surface, he seems clumsy.

18, clumsy mouth and blunt cheeks: metaphor is clumsy mouth and no eloquence.

19, make greedy fools: make: use; Greed: not satisfied; Stupid: stupid. What's short? Serve yourself. It also describes the use of different characteristics of people to play their own strengths.

20, wisdom and stupidity: wisdom: smart; Stupid: stupid. The smartest person and the stupidest person. Confucius believes that all decisions are innate and cannot be changed.

2 1, straight and straight: refers to going straight on a curved road. Describe people as clumsy and inflexible.

22, will be diligent to make up: use diligence to make up for clumsiness.

23, blunt: refers to the clumsy eloquence, not fluent.

24. Make fools understand: make: use; Stupid: stupid. What's short? Serve yourself. It also describes the use of different characteristics of people to play their own strengths.

25, boring study tired work: boring: slow and clumsy; Tired: accumulation. Stupid people can succeed as long as they study hard.

26. If the debate is awkward: awkward: the language is slow and not good at speaking. A truly eloquent person, on the surface, looks like a stupid mouth. A man of eloquence is cautious and unobtrusive.

27. Stupid: dull: inflexible. Describe thinking and acting slowly and clumsily.

28, stuttering: metaphor is stupid, not good at talking.

29. Great wisdom is like a fool: it means that people with high IQ don't show off themselves and look stupid on the surface.

30, as strong as an ox: full of gas, but it makes people feel clumsy.

3 1, Birds fly first: Metaphorically, people with poor ability to do things are afraid that they can't catch up with others, so it is better to start first. Used as a word of modesty.

32. Study hard: Stupid people can succeed as long as they study hard.