Humor about broken cars.

1, when the car had a flat tire on the road, the scenery was not bad.

2, speechless, I thought my car had a flat tire, so I pushed it to the garage for a long time. The result tells me that it is flat.

3, the car has a flat tire, the young driver always sighs in the circle of friends, and the old driver has put on the spare tire and moved on.

4. I experienced a flat tire for the second time in my life and was very scared. I passed the sand pile and stone pile in front of others' house on the path, slipped on the stone pile and hit the fire hydrant.

5, driver's license lost, blind trial, car puncture. It's too difficult.

6. It's too difficult to start. I found that the car ran out of gas. I just got out of the park and had a flat tire, and then my salary hasn't been paid this month.

7. These naiveties are terrible. Just after washing the car, it rained the next day, and the rain stopped. I went out to play and found a flat tire.

8, staying up late dizzy, the car has a flat tire, and money is inevitable. It's really fucking cool.

9. I also want to join the team, but I am getting fatter and fatter, and my car has a flat tire.

10, I have been under great psychological pressure recently. The car had a flat tire this morning, and I cried while sitting in the car waiting for road rescue.

1 1, Zhouzhuang, I really took this road. First the car fell into the pit, and then the car had a flat tire. Today, the tram ran out of power.

12, I didn't have a flat tire last time, but I finally ate it after many days! ! ! It is not easy to have a barbecue.

13, insomnia until three o'clock at night, driving a car with a flat tire in the morning, and the first edition of the construction drawing is due next Tuesday. Life is too hard.

14, the first time I encountered a flat tire on the road, did a prince pass by and chat up?

15. Today, the water fell down and fell into the ditch and got hurt, right? This car had a flat tire at night.

16, I am really a super lucky person today. Go out with a flat tire and buy a shower.

17, ran a red light the day before yesterday, had a flat tire yesterday and was rear-ended today. Forget it. I'm not going out.