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Classic drinking quotations

1, a woman who doesn't drink but wants to get drunk. If such a woman has another beautiful appearance, it is a deadly weapon for men.

2, wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

3. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

When my wife came, she explained that she should drink less and eat more.

5. Make new friends and don't forget old ones.

6, only drink drinks, leaders do not drink.

7, one leg at a time, drinking does not count.

8. A woman who drinks when she is proud is a contradictory woman. Cold outside and hot inside, as hot as a volcano.

9. Women who don't drink much and pretend to be drunk. She is a smart woman with excellent self-control, delicate means and strong purpose.

10, Ms. Toast: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered my leader a glass of wine, but he didn't drink it, and he still thought I was ugly.

1 1, tea is wine as long as you have it in your heart.

12, intoxicating is nothing more than spending * * * wine, whether flowers are beauty wine or sorrow.

13, how can you not drink when you are wandering around?

14, wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

15, can drink or not lose, leading secretary.

16, wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

17. When you are tired, connect your heart and stay with you forever. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.

18, the wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

19, men don't drink and can't make good friends.

20. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

2 1, the lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, you go ahead.

22. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

23, deep feelings, shallow feelings.

24. No one advised me to drink one glass of wine after another, but I was not a little drunk. I can't find a little hazy feeling, and I can't brew a feeling of being drunk.

25. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink?

26. The host raised his glass and said to the people present: The women are bigger, and all the men go in.

27. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?

28, * * small wine to drink every day, drink red eyes bad stomach, drink soft hands and feet, drink too much memory.

29, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, words are not speculative.

Thirty, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

3 1, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count.

32. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a rift in your feelings.

33, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven the drink two cups.

34, spicy wine, beer as tea.

35. To make guests drink well, they must drink well first!

36, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.

37, men don't drink, walk the world.

38, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

39. Follow your heart. I will drink this time. Well, I can't help it. Drink it.

40. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

4 1. If we lose, we won't drink. If we win, we will rely on it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

42. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

43. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

44. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

45. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

46, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

47. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go for half a catty.

48, a 6! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

49. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

50. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

5 1, one, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

52. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

53. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

54. It was noon on weeding day, and sweat dripped down the soil, even three glasses of wine were dry. Do you feel bitter?

55. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing all around. I raised my glass and asked the young lady, How much should I drink?

56, no drinking, no future.

57. Wine and meat cross the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

58. The host raised his glass and said to the people present: Women should be bigger and men should go in.

59. A teetotaler woman. Is a standard lady, once the feelings are absolutely single-minded.

60. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll drink two glasses of hangover first.

6 1, when you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

62. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

63. A woman who shouldn't get drunk. Trouble girl, emotional, love to make trouble upside down.

64, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

65. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

66. If others don't know, unless you drink.

67. A woman who drinks a dull drink is a fragile woman. Easy to get hurt, especially for feelings.

68. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

69. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

70. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't.

7 1, the east wind is blowing, and the drums are thundering. Who is afraid of drinking today?

72, the wine to the cup dry, the woman who comes to the net. She belongs to an uninhibited woman, has a hot personality and is an excellent confidante.

73. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

74. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

75, drunken woman. She is a calm woman with a strong personality and narcissism. Keen observation, can insight into a man's heart.

76. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business.

77, halfway through, promotion is still early.

78. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

79, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

80. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

8 1, small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband.

82. Two little bees fly to the flowers.

83. I love drinking. I don't think I can keep a small amount of alcohol. I used to walk freely in the wine field. Every time I think about it, I feel like a general galloping on the battlefield. After returning home in triumph, I felt proud and complacent.

The latest humorous classic quotations of drinking

The latest humorous classic quotations of drinking (I) 1. Deep feelings, a stuffy mouth; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

3. Friends should drink, whether it is good wine or bad wine.

4. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

5. an old cellar and a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points are sober and blow wildly, and seven points are drunk and go home.

6. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

7. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

8. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

9. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't be responsible.

10. Stand up and make a toast, and wait for two cups.

1 1. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

12. How much sadness can there be, just like a pot of Erguotou.

13. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

14. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes people, and you won't come back until dawn.

15. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

16. I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

17. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

18. Miss, two pots of wine.

19. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

20. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

The latest humorous classic quotations of drinking (part two) 2 1. Be happy and follow the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

22. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

23. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

24. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

25. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

26. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

27. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.

28. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

29. Middle-level cadres don't drink alcohol and have no information at all.

30. Half a catty of wine is not appropriate, and one catty helps the wall. I won't go for half a catty.

3 1. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

32. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

33. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

34. Being drunk is different from being awake!

35. Drink less blood and wine, and you will not live if you drink too much.

36. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

37. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who sleeps on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

38. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

39. Deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

40. Promotion is too early.

The latest humorous classic quotations of drinking (3) 4 1. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

42. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

43. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

44. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

45. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

46. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

47. If floating life is a dream, what fun is there?

48. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

49. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

50. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

5 1. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

52. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

53. All anti-alcoholic factions are tigresses!

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

55. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

56.six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

57. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

58. A rotten hole in the stomach is better than an emotional crack.

59. In the virgin stage, strictly guard against death. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

60. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

Classic quotations of men's drinking mood

The mood of men drinking classic quotations 1. You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

2. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

3. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

Men and women have no chance not to drink.

5. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

6. wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you are;

7. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

8. Run as soon as you drink. It's still early for promotion.

9. Don't cry when you blow, and don't get drunk when you drink.

10. Life is like a dream, for fun?

1 1. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

12. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

13. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and it is a drunken dream!

14. Today is Monday, let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

15. It's better to doze off than to get drunk.

16. If you don't drink enough, you will lose your mind and discipline yourself not to drink.

17. Shallow feelings, lick it.

18. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

19. Singing to wine, life geometry.

20. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

Classic Quotations on Men's Mood of Drinking 2 2 1. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

22. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.

23. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

24. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

25. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

26. Stand up and make a toast, and wait for two cups.

27. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

28. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

29. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

30. Going out, the wine field is unbearable.

3 1. People roll their eyes after drinking, and drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

32. Drink the east wind and be calm.

33. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

34. I have been lovesick for many years, and it takes two or two liquors to finish the story.

35. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

36. Spicy wine washes teeth, and beer is used as tea.

37. Life is hard to get drunk. What do I want?

38. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.

39. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

40. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

The mood of a man drinking classic quotations is 3 4 1. Guests will get drunk, or the host will be ashamed.

42. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

43. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

44. Don't get drunk once in life, and regret it all your life; If you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it all your life.

45. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

46. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?

47. It is a waste for men to swim in the world without drinking.

48. Make new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.

49. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.

50. Drink to show your love. This man is a brother.

5 1. It doesn't rain in the sky and it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? It's a pity to drink so much.

52. It's too early to get promoted in the middle of the race.

53. Half a catty of wine won't help the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half.

54. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

55. Wine gives courage, but it makes people sentimental.

56. People can't walk around without wine.

57. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

58. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't be responsible.

59. Without drinking, there is no future.

60. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

Drink and talk sadly about quotations.

1, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

Most people get drunk not because others advise them, but because they drink too much when others advise them to drink.

3. Don't cry if you blow, and don't get drunk.

4, drinking is just to cover up, an unknown pain, let alcohol stimulate your nerves, make you feel completely lost and detached.

5. Being drunk is more addictive. Suddenly I didn't say anything about you when I was drunk. When I woke up the next day, I realized that I was used to not having you, and I had forgotten you, but I still had you in my heart, but I didn't miss you anymore.

6. I am drunk. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

7. The drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

8, wine can eliminate sorrow, but also help. But after waking up, it is a feeling: headache.

9. I really long for a happy drunkenness. I hope to vomit, vomit my inner feelings and unhappiness, and vomit my heart. It's best to let people in the distant horizon know that I'm tired, and I hope you can forgive me by leaps and bounds. But you, full of personality, can't give me this chance. Friends are doomed to disappear in friction, and friends are doomed to leave in misunderstanding. I can only talk to wine alone and tell you about my respect for you!

10. The table in the pub must be thick and strong. In this way, drunken people can put all their sad failures and tears here and leave with peace of mind.

1 1. When you are tired, connect your heart and stay with you forever. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.

12, wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

13, when will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

14, if you don't let me drink it, I'm afraid I'll feel bad. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

15, every time we meet, two people hiding the same little secret push a cup for a change across the sea of people and smile at each other, which is more or less warm. We will talk about trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will drink others with a tacit smile.

16, the wine entered the throat and cracked, as if singing in despair.

17, someone asked, why do you prefer drinking to smoking? I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

18, wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

19, paralyze yourself with alcohol until the wound is no longer painful. No amount of pure alcohol can paralyze my love for you.

20. Women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.

2 1. The wine overflows when it is full, but who is the extra melancholy that overflows? I am full of melancholy again, and I have drunk all my recent troubles and unhappiness!

22. In fact, the most decadent thing is not to have a party every night, but to wake up and waste time.

23, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

24. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life.

25. The premise of a good glass of wine is that both people are willing to get drunk.

26, if loneliness can drink, then love is a hangover.

27. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

28. After all these years, am I your name when you are drunk?

29. When the wine is full, it will overflow, but who is the extra melancholy that overflows? I am full of melancholy again, and I have drunk all my recent troubles and unhappiness! In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

30, it's okay to lean against the dangerous building. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.

3 1, I thought I could start over when I was drunk, but you don't belong to me anymore. When I first thought of Manrou, I had planted the root of love in my heart, saying that I would forget, never, and that I would give up, which was hard to say. The night of insomnia and tears passed, and I finally realized that recently, it was the last reason I got drunk.

32, a person's world, a person listening to music, a person walking, a person drinking.

33. Wine is not intoxicating.

34. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

35. Women who drink will use wine to express their love and hate, and women who drink will use wine to interpret their lives and dare to do it.

36. Dreaming that you are drunk is like waking up after drinking hangover soup.

37. Only when you are drunk can you experience true physical and mental freedom.

38, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

39. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

40. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

4 1, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

42. When the wine is full, it will overflow, but who is the extra melancholy that overflows? I am full of my melancholy again, and I have drunk all my recent troubles and unhappiness! In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

43. A woman who drinks alcohol is a woman who has no pain as a man. No man will let his woman get drunk outside.

44. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't.

45. When you are happy, you will cry and drink, and when you are sad, you will laugh and drink. When you see someone drinking, is he drinking

46. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

47. When I was lonely, I learned to smoke. When I was lonely, I learned to drink.

48. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

49. If you want to drink, you just want to drink, not because you are sad and happy. I just want to get drunk and say your name over and over again. I want to hug you.

50, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, I won't go after half a catty.

5 1. A woman who drinks is an injured woman. In real life, I fell down again and again, and full of enthusiasm was exchanged for scars.