Complete works of funny personality exclusive to holidays

1. I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your barren and unsightly language.

You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.

One day your name will appear in my household registration book!

4. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

6. I love myself and have more opponents.

7. Being friends is important, because friends are more reliable than lovers.

8. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

9. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

10. What's the feeling of math class? Do you know what it's like to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?

1 1. I think I'm not bad. You think I'm great. Do you want to try to love me?

12. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.

13. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

14. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

15. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

16. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

17. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!

18. All the bubbles we blew have blowing in the wind and disappeared into our memory.

19. Your half-naked ass reveals your man's heart.

20.do you love me? Do you belong to me? You can have it when you are alive, and you can take it when you are dead?

2 1. I can resist anything except money and beautiful women.

22. True companionship can withstand ups and downs and can withstand dullness.

23. Come to the bowl! ! !

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

25. There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.

26. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.

27. When I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese and mathematics. As long as I gave a question, it was Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

28.b I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. Why? B. the delivery is too slow. ....

29. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that the world has turned me into a bitch!

30. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

3 1. Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

32. I came into this world with no intention of going back alive.

33. Don't say I'm sensational enough, at least I didn't impress you.

I watched you walk on the stage with my own eyes, and I don't know if you want to make a fool of yourself.

When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

36. Never, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This is bullshit!

37. We are still children, but June 1st no longer belongs to us.

38. Because of your expression, I got an appetite in anger and moved from the canteen to the toilet.

39. A magician's necessary props for the Spring Festival Evening: Dong Qing!

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

4 1. Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It is better to go home and farm!

42. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

43. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

44. Actually, I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

45. I also scold myself for being naive!

46. What do you think of Fiona Fang?

47. Always young, always pretending, never knowing good or bad, always in tears.

48. Since I came to this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

49. The teacher said I was a troublemaker, so I won't go to school. Come on, you should think so. You are an asshole. What are the others?

50. Who says that men are stronger than women and have the ability to let men have a child?

5 1. I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

52. I have been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

53. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!

54. Pretend to be normal in your mind and keep your eyes still.

If I see you again, I will say with a smile, long time no see.

56. The favorite thing in winter, besides hot pot, is the quilt. .....

I believe it's not easy to meet someone you like.

58. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid to wear Nike.

59. Drink the medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off the building with a small handkerchief.

60. Rogues are not terrible, but afraid of being educated.

6 1. Unless the country changes monogamy, I won't meet my net friends.

62. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like.

63. Pain is everywhere. More lasting and sharper than pain, there are waiting with expectation everywhere.

64. Tear off the left face and stick it on the right face. The left face is shameless and the right face is double-skinned.

65. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like.

66. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

67. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like.

Talking about the exclusive funny character of domineering female man

1, please stay away from me. I have no date, but I have a husband.

I won't miss any chance as long as I can get rid of you.

Although my sister is not very beautiful, not every man has a chance.

4, commitment is a fart, only a madman will believe it.

Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die. Start working hard now.

6. Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating a girl.

7. As soon as I talk to you, I become an idiot.

8. How to play, what role, what goods.

9. Don't call me melodramatic or pretentious, I'm just not good at talking.

10, don't make friends with others with my secret.

1 1. My attitude has always been decided by myself.

12, as long as you give me glory, I will be crazy.

13, I said please go away, did you run away?

14, between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

15, there is no need to pretend to be good, just do what you like.

16, white-collar workers are a fart, so is raising pigs.

17, I am ordinary, but I am really the only one.

18. If you don't want it, say goodbye as soon as possible.

19, there are some things I know are wrong and I am still insisting.

20. I'm not a waiter, so you have no right to let my sister answer you.

2 1, never tell me, I can't live that long.

22. Don't challenge me to pull you with your SB level.

23. The sun is really warm. It's time to bask in tears.

24. You deny me with the whole world, and I will accompany you to deny the whole world.

25, but gold will always shine, you glass slag can only reflect light.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

27. Make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.

If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

29, all excuses are nonsense, can be used to cover up unwilling to sacrifice.

30. I have an emotional cleanliness. It's not that easy to get acquainted with me.

3 1. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you forever, even if it is outrageous.

I can only love you all my life, not for a while.

33. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.

34, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.

35, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.

I don't think I like you at all, because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.

37. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

38. I like nobles, but I don't like single nobles. Who thinks like me?

39. Cancer's friends are lucky. The three boys of the heir were all angry with you.

40. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a child?

4 1, the legendary three stars: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and soldier Zhang Ga, referred to as Lady Gaga.

42. Doraemon said: Bear, what you want is not me, but that pocket.

43. Friend, if you like me, you can't say it out loud. Don't hide it.

44. When something happens, you should find the reason on yourself. Just don't make trouble.

45. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is not as good as the next.

46. Your sleeping position determines your hairstyle. Starting today, you should study your sleeping posture and hairstyle.

47. Dream, anything is possible. Daydreaming can make your dream come true more easily.

48. Don't quibble, the fact is the fact that you will never change.

49. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is stupid.

50. Actually, I didn't grow taller on purpose, because I have acrophobia, and I'm afraid if I grow too tall.

The complete collection of funny people

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke. I thought I was your only fool, but today I found that you called other girls fools.

It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phone, which scared me to start running and playing.

I'd rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk the right path all my life, even if I fall down, I will laugh bravely.

Whoever bullies me again in the future will frighten you to death with my photo.

6. Understand playing dumb and continue to be friends, as long as you understand.

7. It's not who should be held accountable, but a gust of wind blew out the promise and scattered you and me.

8. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burns books. I cann't believe it didn't burn out

9. You don't want a good girl like me. Did you like men as a teenager?

10, without you, the sky is bluer, the grass is greener, and even brain damage has become a high IQ.

1 1, so superman died like this. It was so cold that he flew and froze to death.

12, happiness is like nonsense, the more you say it, the weaker it becomes.

13. I have been single for a long time. When a creature sees two things stuck together, it will forcibly separate.

14, thank you for staying with me and giving me warm protection.

15, since you chose me, why don't you know how to cherish it?

16, I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

17, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

18, prerequisites for seduction: tick, introduction, both of which are indispensable.

19, the bird I love flew away and the bird that loved me was killed.

20. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter, but you just like SAO.

2 1, have you found that people who don't like you are particularly ugly?

22. It's good to live a plain life. As for the luxurious and dissolute life, fuck, it's definitely better.

Every class, like the ultimate class, thinks that unity is the highest state.

I was happy before I fell in love with you, and I was happy after I left you.

25. I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

26. I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

27. I can't sleep without putting some water in my eyes every day.

28. I say the same thing every time I start school. I must study hard this semester.

29. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

30. When I was a child, I said the most to my companions, that is, if you don't want it, I won't accompany you.

3 1, God gave you a pair of eyes to learn to cheat, but you rolled your eyes with them, which is a waste of resources.

32. Give an umbrella to your ex-boyfriend and tell him that it will clear up if you don't lift it.

33. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

A good way to hide a secret may be to tell it to the world as a joke.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

36. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector. My friend, I only want quality, not quantity.

37. Actually, I didn't grow taller on purpose, because I'm afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm afraid.

38. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both.

39. There are always some people who hate the world but are reluctant to die.

40. When you want to scold me, you can scold me as much as you like, and don't wait for me to wake up.

4 1, forgive me for not being good at words, I can't say beautiful words, I just keep company.

Please don't worship me too much, because I just don't have much money in my pocket.

43. It is said that there is a kind of flower called Happiness Flower in the world.

44. Envy, jealousy, emptiness, loneliness and indifference paralyze my singleness.

45. A man quitting smoking is just like a woman losing weight. There will always be tomorrow.

46, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, who is arrogant in the future.

47. The weather is fine today. I've been indoors for a long time, so I'm going to play in the living room.

48. I don't want to go to school for 30 days in a month.

49. I am not a fool, but because I love you, I have turned myself into a fool.

50. Remember when I was at school? Teachers always like to say: Look at me.

5 1, if you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

52, love the deepest, it turned out to be lonely.

In fact, I mind a lot of things, but I can only smile and say it doesn't matter.

54. Come quietly, go quietly, and I will never let go of what I took.

55. Youth is an experiment of life, and it is worthwhile to make mistakes in class.

When I can't get the person I want, all I have to do is not let anyone get me.

57. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around.

You like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?

60. Actually, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.

6 1. If you want to prove that you are smarter than others, you have already admitted that you are stupid than others.

62. Walking on the road with headphones on. The noise of the world has nothing to do with me.

63. No one has died in life since ancient times. Bitch dies first, then I die.

64. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The basis of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.

When you left, I said I would bless you forever. But I will curse you to the end.

66. Get rid of some troubles and you will have a chance to be calm.

67. Good people may be bad people, and bad people are not necessarily good people.

68. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

69. I do two things every day. I don't want to sleep at night, nor in the morning.

70. Don't slap others' mouths easily. Who do you think you are?

7 1. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

72, a set on the surface, a set behind, do you think you are a thousand people?

73. I hate several things in my life: reasoning with fools, reasoning with mentally retarded people and giving courage to cowards.

Please don't be infatuated with my brother. My sister-in-law will spare my brother.

75. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

76. I am happy for you if you are doing well, and I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

77. liking a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.

78. I used to be a popsicle, but later I was eaten and became a bachelor.

79. Every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm at a private book signing.

80. Playboys should pull the rake, shoot two shots lightly, and bombard the heavy ones.

8 1, it's all rubbish. If you want to recycle them, go and find them.

82. When I am in a bad mood, please don't wander too many times, it will send you to Fei Ying.

83. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Once time is over, it's just a whim.

85. It's very cold. Don't make me get dressed. You should give me a hug.

86. The past is always lingering, but the future is lingering. Eyes full of confusion, infinite emptiness. Sigh and drink a bowl of Mengpo soup.

If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

88. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

89. No matter how indifferent a person is, there are times when he is sad, such as I love you.

90. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

9 1, once squatting on the ground to play with things, my male god patted me from behind, and then was scared and farted loudly.

92. Stars, like dried tofu, are fried.

93. Dai Wangshu said that he was very sad and melancholy. Now I'm sad and want to hit a wall.

94. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

95. You never turned your back. Why should I gamble on my happiness?

96. Being in love is like jumping off a building. The brain says it's not a good idea, but the heart says you can fly.

97. When the road is rough, make a hullabaloo about, and I will turn around and leave!

98. Would you please stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

99. If you don't take yourself seriously, I won't take you seriously.

100, eating delicious food is a fashion, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liangsang: No, sir.

102, I couldn't sleep in the dark night, so I had to visit your house.

103, I changed from a silly boy to a heartless person. You know how much I'm going to get hurt.

104, no matter how many promises, it is impossible to be together in reality.

105, don't always give people a dirty look. Do you think your face is a palette?

106, don't push me, or I will get stronger and get out of hand.

107, don't think you can chase elder sister just because you have Ximen Qing's face. She is not Pan Jinlian.

108, straighten up and don't take yourself too seriously.

109, let the world turn for you and the earth turn upside down for me.

1 10, there are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

1 1 1, pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers for fear of farewell.

1 12, whatever I don't want is rubbish in my eyes.

1 13 I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

1 14, if you talk too much, you will feel that the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

1 15, whenever I'm bored, I just want a person's life to be free and easy.

1 16, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

1 17, I am fatter, warmer and whiter than Dabai. Why do you still like Dabai and don't like me?

1 18, three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless.

1 19, my advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

120, lovelorn is not necessarily a bad thing. It can make people grow up and become mature and sensible.

Diaosi's unique funny personality, talk about 50 collections.

1, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Never feel that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

3. Does the so-called "protein" mean "idiot+idiot+spiritual essence"?

Since childhood, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

5, Yuanyang playing in water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They're all fucking dead.

6. The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

8. I cried when I was a child and laughed and cried when I grew up.

9. I am a good girl, and you don't care, young man. Do you like men?

10, I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

1 1. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

12, it turns out that loving someone is determined by fate, not by you.

13, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

14, three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

15. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

16, delicious food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I'll go.

17. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

18, some people make people feel distressed seriously, and some people owe people toothache.

19, Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, I can't stand the test!"

20. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

2 1, in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words, including the above two, and I'm done.

22. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

23. Damn it, why can't homework be "copied" and "pasted" like a computer?

24, you think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

26. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree and yawned. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

27. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

28. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and there are more bells in class than anxiety.

29. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

3 1, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

32. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

33. I am fat and ugly. If you are fat, you are uglier than me.

34. Live proudly, so be a strong bitch.

You savage, you will never understand my gentleness.

36, looking for a husband's standard, giving face and doing good deeds.

37. If someone scolds you, you can answer him: Are you introducing yourself?

38.a: You treat me like an idiot; B: Ah! So you're not

39. Is beauty useful? Can I swipe my card at the bank?

40, bragging is so fresh and refined, you are really amazing.

4 1, my friend, you are really a natural beauty, it is simply beautiful.

42. You dress cool, but you look terrible.

43. Your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.

44, life lies in hey, watermelon lies in shooting.

45. Hold you in your hand, you are a cup. When I give up, you are a piece of glass.

46. My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

47. If you don't know me, shut your mouth for slandering me.

48. Throw away what you can't keep, lest you get upset when you see it.

49. Women should speak on their own merits, and don't shout with that shrew's mouth.

50. Go straight until there is nothing left.