Ask anime fans to spoof.

When the prince meets the crying child.

Boulbain

Child: ho ho ~ ~ ~

Fujibe: (smiling) What happened to my little brother? Are you sick or lost?

Child: I got separated from my mother.

Fujibe: (smiling) Well, I'll wait for mom here with you, ok?

Child: (finally laughing, as if spring had come) Hmm.

Fujibe: (smiling) Are you hungry? I have sugar here. Do you want it? I am my brother and know how to coax children. )

Child: OK, thank you, Sister! (happy)

Bubuji: (suddenly opens his eyes): Well, I'm not a sister, I'm a brother!

Child: (stunned, I don't know whether to laugh or cry)

Chrysanthemum pill

Child: Whoops ~ ~ ~

Kikumaru: (curious) Who bullied you? Meow ~ ~

Child: I got separated from my mother.

Kikumaru: (Sweat) Ah! Meow ~ ~ What shall we do? Never met!

Child: ho ho ~ ~

Kikumaru: Be good, don't cry, meow ~ ~ Come, this is my new abalone-flavored potato chips, a limited edition toothpaste mixed with strawberries and lemons, as well as marshmallows, lollipops, chocolates and cartoons. Here, don't cry! ! !

Child: Mom says you can't take other people's things. I don't want them. I just want to find mom! ! Ho ho ~ ~ ~

Kikumaru: Whoops ~ ~ Dashi, what should I do! ! ! Meow ~ ~ ~

Taocheng tablets

Child: Whoops ~ ~ ~

Taocheng: What's the matter, little brother? You can't cry in the street, you can't!

Child: I got separated from my mother.

Taocheng: (eating hamburgers) Well, when I'm finished, I'll accompany you to find it!

Ten minutes have passed.

Child: Big Brother?

Tao Cheng: (eating a hamburger) Oh, sorry, I just ate it myself. I'll give you a big MAC. I'm going to treat you to a special hamburger today. You're welcome, I have dozens more!

Child: (looking at Hamburg inexplicably, how long will it take to see mom) Whoops ~ ~ ~

begonia

Child: Whoops ~ ~ ~

Haitang: psst ~ ~ (What's the matter? )

Child: Whoops ~ ~ (How terrible! )

Haitang: psst ~ ~ (What's the matter? )

Child: Whoops ~ ~ (This brother is really scary, with a snake on him)

Malone's article

Child: Whoops ~ ~ ~

Malone: Well, what's the matter?

Child: I got separated from my mother.

Malone: Gee, I went to the United States to participate in the competition alone, and then I went back to Japan to compete with the minister alone. I have no family around me and I am not lost. You also went to the motor motor ouchi.

Child: (just watching the dragon and horse drink Fanta and get farther and farther away from themselves) How come? Whoo ~ ~ ~

Hecunpian

Child: Whoops ~ ~ ~

Kawamura: (taking takeout) Brother, what's the matter?

Child: I got separated from my mother.

Kawamura: (holding a tennis racket) Nothing, burn it! Burning! ! ! ! Come with me to find it! ! ! (Riding away with the children)

Child: (Mom, can I see you again in my life? ) whoops ~ ~ ~

dried goods

Child: Whoops ~ ~ ~

Gump: (The camera flashes) Judging from the number of people in the time and place, the possibility of being abandoned by family members is 10%, the possibility of being separated from family members is 60%, and the possibility of running out alone and getting lost is 30%! What kind do you belong to?

Child: I got separated from my mother.

Then the probability that your mother will come back here to find you is 80%, but the time we have to wait is at least two hours. You must have been crying for a long time, right? Do you want to talk about it? Do you want a drink?

Child: Not bad.

Fuck: (The camera flashes a mysterious smile) You're welcome. This is the wine I have drunk recently. You can't buy it outside. You'll like it.

Child: Ah!

Dry: I woke up in about two hours ~ ~ I have to study it again when I go back! !

Tezuka

Child: Whoops ~ ~ ~

Tezuka: (frowning) Don't cry, you won't be a pillar in the future!

Child: Whoops ~ ~ (I don't know what Osamu Tezuka means)

Tezuka: (Seriously) If you cry again, run around the block for fifty times! (The Last Black Cambodia)

Child: Whoops ~ ~ (looking innocently at Tezuka with big eyes) Wow ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (running away crying)

Tezuka: (black line) Don't let your guard down these days! ! !

Dashibian

Child: ho ho ~ ~ ~

Dashi: (quickly crouching down to wipe tears) What happened to my little brother? what can I do for you?

Child: I got separated from my mother.

I see! It's too serious! Why not follow your family around? Do you know that your family will be worried? How come... ~ ~ ` # # # (save 500 words below)

Child: whoops ~ ~ ~ I know I was wrong!

Daisy: I wish I knew. Then I'll go first! ! Goodbye! ! ! (Forgetting his purpose)

Child: (looking at the back of Dashi) Woo ~ ~ I know I'm wrong, can't you help me?

The next day, Mr. Tian Longqi received a complaint phone call from a middle-aged woman, claiming that the candidates in Qing Xue Tennis Department had a series of bad behaviors, such as horrible expressions and reptile intimidation, abduction with food, abduction with bicycles, stimulation with foul language, poisoning with unknown liquid, etc. I hope the teacher is more disciplined!

After I put the phone down, I walked to the playground with a black face. Today, I must let them run until they don't know how to walk, and then teach them a good lesson. What a good future father! ! ! !

The funny prince has a cooking class.

Cooking teacher: "This classmate, is your seafood soup wrong?" You shouldn't add so much oil and sugar, just pour it out and do it again. "

Osamu Tezuka: "So disrespectful to the minister, now go to the kitchen and run 50 laps."

Cooking teacher (looking at Osamu Tezuka's serious face): "No, I want you to make this seafood soup better."

Tezuka (glancing): "60 laps."

Cooking teacher (nervous): "Classmate, but your seafood soup is really ..."

Tezuka (staring): "100 turn"

(The cooking teacher finally couldn't stand being looked down upon by the handsome GG and spared the kitchen "Hula Hula")

The cooking teacher who finally completed the task of 100 lap is back (fortunately, the kitchen is not very big)

Kawamura: "Well, it's finally finished. The next step should be ... wait a few minutes ... "(Kawamura sits down and takes out the tennis racket in his backpack)

(It's not good for a cooking teacher to dare a little ...)

Kawamura: "Wow, that's great! Burning! Oh! Great! Burn your youth ~ burn my fighting spirit ~ ah ~ burn it! Kitchen! ! ! "

(Three minutes later ... Hecun was taken away by the security guard of Laoji School ...)

Cooking teacher (angrily walks to the next table): "Hello! How do you put your things ... "

Buji (smiling and looking up): "Hello! My name is Fuji Syusuke! No consultation? You mean my stuff? What happened to my things? "

Cooking teacher (also smiling): "Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing ..." ← I'm fascinated. ...

A bright hand appeared in front of the cooking teacher and woke him up.

Trace Department: "Miss, are you interested in going out with this young master?"

Cooking teacher (speechless) ...

Trace: "What's the matter ~ Don't talk ~ Hahahahaha' ~ You must be fascinated by this young master. "

Cooking teacher (deadpan): "classmate ... your seafood soup is open."

Trace section: "Then will you promise me?"

Cooking teacher: "Seafood soup ..."

Trace section: "promise?"

Cooking teacher: "Seafood soup ..."

……………………………………………………

(The birch behind him rushes to put out the fire. )

Cooking teacher (bypassing the trace department): "classmate, you should put less seafood and take it out before it is cooked." The taste is too strong. "

White birch (not talking ...)

Cooking teacher: "Isn't this a classmate?" Didn't you hear what the teacher said? "

Traces float like ghosts to the birch and the cooking teacher.

Trace section: "promise me to go shopping and he will do it, won't he?"

Vantage: "En"

Cooking Teacher (............)

Trace section: "promise?"

Cooking Teacher (............)

Trace section: "promise?"

Cooking teacher: "What are you doing here? Why not make seafood soup quickly? "

Yajujin: "How dare you order me! ? "

"Pa" teacher was thrown to the ground (note: it's nothing because of a slight fall) ... just trying to stand up. ...

Dash: "Oh, dear! Miss, why are you on the ground? Is it uncomfortable? Wrestling ... "

Cooking teacher: "I ..."

Dashi: "Don't talk, do you have any congenital diseases?" ? Still pregnant? Don't get up, tell me your home phone number, I want to talk to your parents ... "

Cooking teacher: "I am ..."

Dashi: "Wait, wait, I'll get something to write down what you said, but wait here first, don't move, don't get up, it's dangerous ..."

Cooking teacher (dizzy, shouting): "classmate!" " I just want to tell you! Your seafood soup is burnt! ……% %￥* * % & amp； % * % * &"

Yinger: "Hello! Hello! Meow! I'm Kikumaru! Oh ~ you stand away first! "

The cooking teacher stood more than one meter away and found the chrysanthemum pill crawling like a snake to get the materials. ...

Cooking teacher: "This classmate, what are you … what are you doing …?"

Yinger: "Look, this is the cooking method of my dancing."

The cooking teacher is wondering what is the dance cooking method? I saw Kikumaru pick up some seafood, jump up from the ground and throw it into the pot. Still saying: "Look at the speed of light of my chrysanthemum pill!" "

The cooking teacher walked away in shame. ...

After the last class, the cooking teacher …

Came to the side of Haitang. ...

Cooking teacher: "Hi, Hi, Hehe, hello, this classmate ..."

Haitang (turned his head) didn't speak.

Cooking teacher (scared to sweat, thinking that this person is so strange? ) "classmate, I don't feel well. Can I borrow your towel? "

Haitang: "Think .................."

Cooking teacher: "Why not?"

Haitang (glaring): "It's ... thinking ..."

………………………………………………………………………………………………

The cooking teacher was surprised when she came to the next table. . . . .

Shenwei is cutting materials at high speed ... After a while, Shenwei seems to notice someone watching him, turns around and laughs, then looks at Kentaro beside him.

"keep up with the rhythm!"

Wow, this student is awesome! ………… ..

Suddenly, the cooking teacher heard a scream ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I saw that Shenwei was too distracted to make his hands into braised chicken feet. ...

Kentaro: "My arch-rival is hurt! Then if I cook this dish well, I will definitely become the object of girls' worship! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. "

Cooking teacher: "terrible devil, but the school doctor's office is so far away from here." Wow, how are you, this classmate? "

Kentaro: "What, wow, I'm called the devil. No, I have to establish an image in front of girls. It's dark and calling ..............................................................................................................................! "

Finally, the teacher who settled in Shenwei came back, stretched himself and went to the dry side. ...

Cooking teacher: "hey, this classmate, your cooking looks good." What is this? "

Quick laugh: "Ha ha ha ha! This is my special sardine juice. "

Cooking teacher: "sardine juice?" Excuse me, can I try? "

Gump: "Yes, yes" (the cooking teacher, who is wondering if this food is delicious, didn't notice the gloomy expression on Gump's face at all)

Cooking teacher: "Oh, I'll eat it then."

Three seconds later, a beautiful young woman's limb was lying on the kitchen floor. ...

The dry dragon horse around him smiled casually. ...

Pick up Fanta by the pot,

Say, "Madadane!"

Then, turn around and pour the remaining bottle of Fanta into the mixed seafood soup (-_-I wonder if it will become second-generation dried ...).

So ... a farce cooking class ended in dissatisfaction. ...

When the prince becomes the weather news anchor.

= = Ryoma Echizen = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Malone: Today is Saturday, August 2 1 Sunday ~ I'm the anchor-Ryoma Echizen ~ Today's weather ~ Wan Li in northern Wan Li is cloudless ~ It's hot ~

The probability of rainfall is 0%~ the probability of rainfall in the central region is 30%~ there is a tropical depression in the southern region.

... it's still a long way to go ~ (pick up Fanta and leave)

Photographer 1: ... the weather forecast has not been broadcast for a week. ...

Photographer 2: What about 10 minutes left? Who wants to shoot?

= = Inui Sadaharu = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Hello everyone ~ Today is Saturday, August 2 1 Sunday at 6: 02: 43 am ~ I'm the anchor-Inui Sadaharu ~ What's the weather like today ~

There is no cloud in northern Wan Li ~ the probability of rainfall is 0%~ and so on. There is an error! ! It should be 0.35824967%, which is correct for the central region.

The probability of rainfall is 30% .. not exactly 32.422 ~ tropical depression in the south ~ possible.

It will turn into a typhoon tomorrow night ~ Correction ~ Tomorrow afternoon at 5: 00, 4 1: 37 (backlight) ...

(As a result, it will take 15 minutes to finish broadcasting. He spoke for an hour ...)

= = Kikumaru Eiji = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Kikumaru: Hello everyone ~ Today is Saturday, August 2 1 Sunday ~ I am a lovely anchor-Kikumaru Eiji ~ Meow ~ Today's every.

Weather ~ Cloudless in northern Wan Li ~ Rainfall probability 0% ~ oh = w = ~ ~ Rainfall probability 30% ~ oh ~ Meow ~

There is a tropical depression in the south ... by the way ~ editor ~ what is a tropical depression?

Editor-in-Chief: ㄜ ..........

Kikumaru: Forget it ~ I'll ask Dashi ~ Bye ~ See you next week ~ = w = (Pick up the press release and run)

Editor-in-Chief: I'm back ~ I haven't finished recording yet ~!

= = Tao Chengwu = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Taocheng: Wait a minute ~ I haven't finished eating yet! ! (Stuff all the food into your mouth)

Editor-in-Chief: It's too late ~ Action.

Taocheng (picking up the press release in a panic): Gougou is a happy family ~ I am a pig-Taocheng 5 ~ Jintian weather is ... ah ~

Choke ~ the dog accidentally got into the water! ! Give me water! ! )~~~

Photographer 1: What is he talking about?

Photographer 2: I don't know ~ Whatever ~ Keep shooting ~

Editor-in-Chief: Call an ambulance ~ He fainted ~! !

= = Oishi Syuichirou = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Dashi: Hello everyone ~ Today is Saturday, August 2 1 Sunday ~ I'm the anchor-Oishi Syuichirou ~ The weather around today.

Yes ~ There is no cloud in Wan Li in the north ~ The probability of rainfall is 0%~ The probability of rainfall in the middle is 30% ... in the south.

Tropical depression ~ it may become a typhoon tomorrow night ~ ... (omitted) Thank you for watching ~ at the meeting.

Photographer 1: The recording is really perfect ~ (Applause)

Dash: Thank you.

Photographer 2: It always feels strange. ....

Editor-in-Chief: Ah ~ Sir ~ You are in the wrong studio ~ You should speak for healthy preserved eggs today ~

In studio 3! !

What? ! !

= = Fuji Syusuke = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Second place: Hello everyone ~ Today is Saturday, August 2 1 Sunday ~ I am the anchor-Fuji Syusuke ~ Today's weather everywhere.

Yes, the north is ok ~ the middle is ok ... and the south is ok ~ ...

Thank you for watching ~ at the meeting (from beginning to end, keep smiling 10 1)

Editor-in-Chief: None of them are right (angry)

No, I won't tell them.

Editor-in-Chief: Do you know how many calls we will get? It will kill you! ! (furious)

No 2: I like to watch others suffer ~ (leave)

Photographer 1.2: ............

= = Sea = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Haitang: Hello everyone ~ Today is Saturday, August 2 1 Sunday ~ I am the anchor-Haitangxun ~ Psst ~ Today's quota.

The weather is ~ there is no cloud in Wan Li in the north ~ the probability of rainfall is 0%~ the probability of rainfall in the middle is 30% ... in the south.

Tropical depression ~ it may become a typhoon tomorrow night ~ ... (omitted) Thanks for watching ~ Now ~ Shh! ....

Photographer 1: Smile more cheerful next time ~

Photographer 2: Don't make strange noises! !

Editor-in-Chief: You didn't? Baramba? Things? ! !

Haitang:? !

Editor-in-Chief: What else is coming out of your mouth? !

Haitang: ... (Do you want to die? )

= = Kunimitsu Tezuka = =

Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready? Here we go ~3.2. 1. GO (version)

Osamu Tezuka: Hello everyone ~ Today is Saturday, August 2 1 Sunday ~ I'm the anchor-Kunimitsu Tezuka ~ Today's weather around.

Yes ~ There is no cloud in Wan Li in the north ~ The probability of rainfall is 0%~ The probability of rainfall in the middle is 30% ... in the south.

Tropical depression ~ it may become a typhoon tomorrow night ~ ... (omitted) Thank you for watching ~ at the meeting.

Editor-in-Chief: I finally have a normal one. ....

Tezuka: wait a minute ~ here are some accounts to calculate.

Editor in chief:? !

Osamu Tezuka: 1 Photographer just yawned three times ~ affecting the quality of work ~90 laps ~ Photographer 2 chatted with friends.

120 laps ~ Editor-in-Chief ~ You go to the toilet for 50 laps during work hours ~

Editor in chief. Photographer 65438 +0. Photographer number two: ...

Tezuka: A person who disturbs discipline ~ I will never spare him! !

Turn something funny ~

Although I can't laugh now ~ ~ ~

HOHO~

Osamu Tezuka: One pillar fell down and the other pillar stood up!

Qian Yue: Before I die, I am really a lady.

Bubu: Hehe, I saw the pain of my relatives and friends.

Kikumaru: Don't forget to burn me a toothpaste every month, Dashi ~

Dashi: After I leave, the minister should take good care of Longma, drink less wine, and ...

Taocheng: I didn't eat enough last time. I am not satisfied. ...

Haitang: psst ~ Tao Cheng is an idiot ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Kawamura: They were too lazy to send me to the crematorium, so they gave me a racket.

When you read this line clearly, 92% of you stepped on me!

Trace: (the tombstone with pure gold and diamonds says) prostrate yourself under my uncle's gorgeous tombstone!

Patience: apricot, cherry nai, inoue, Tomoka Osakada, Ma Yina ... I called your names before I died. ...

Dadong: Great! The alarm clock can't wake me up!

Orange: Death, I experienced it in my last life. I wish I could live again.

Shenwei: Sorrow and joy can't keep up with my rhythm!

Shensi: ... (300,000 words were carved on the small tombstone with micro-carving technology. Those who are interested in paying homage should bring their own microscope. )

Yutai: Brother, I finally walked behind you.

Appreciating the Moon: Even if I die, I am still so charming.

Hangcun: Makita Jun, Lida University will trouble you.

Makita: I ended my life in 15 minutes, and I still have time to attend the minister's funeral!

June: This man is dead. Sometimes he burns paper.

Time-shifting: Am I dead? Really, very lucky!

Original e plays tennis, sleeping beauty.

Author's Generation: [Cough, Cough, Cough ... On a certain day, at a certain time, XX county asked all middle schools to perform a program together to show the firepower of middle school students to everyone! ! ! (In a low voice) At present, the tennis player hasn't decided what to perform. Let's go and see the middle school athletes gathered in the street tennis court. ]

Hey, Ogilvy Sang, photographer, stop filming PpMm and shoot the tennis court! ! ! ! ! ]

A certain generation (n whispered): [Well, now we come to the street tennis court to take pictures. Listen to their conversation! ]

Kikumaru: [Meow, Dashi! There are two mice in the grass! ! ! ! ]

Generation: [Shit, I was shocked to be discovered so soon! ]

Dashi: [Kikumaru can't lie, obviously there are no mice! ]

Kikumaru: [Dashi, believe me, I'm not lying ...]

Dashi: [Kikumaru, lying is not good ..]

Kikumaru: [Wow, I really didn't lie! There are really mice! ]

[Deception! ]

[no! ! ]

[Deception! ! ! ]

[no! ! ! ! ]

……………………………………

Now the commercial breaks: [Chiyo's latest masterpiece: coming soon, so stay tuned! ]

(PIA！ A generation of readers Piafi: [Endless! Seriously! ! ! ])

Generation I: [If you know, hit me ... t t]

Trace Department: [Ladies and gentlemen, have you come up with any plan? ]

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

Trace Department: [Well, that uncle has a good idea! ]

(Everyone: Do you have any good ideas? This must be a play or something ..)

Trace Department: [Let's put on a wonderful stage play! ]

(Everyone:-||| Sure enough ...)

Trace department: [Why don't everyone talk, just like Uncle Ben is in the dumb pile! Not gorgeous at all! ]

Tezuka: [Trace Department, I think the stage play may be ...]

Next to a staff member: [OK, is the tennis department a stage play? It seems very interesting. How did you do? Let me see, that's it! & lt Sleeping Beauty > Ok, how to solve it ..]

Generation (showing a small head in the bush): [Shensi, is that your father? ]

The tennis prince chattered and looked at the background away from the staff uncle, sweating on his head and climbing the black line ... An autumn wind blew-

[Kill me! ! ! ! Don't even think about letting me play! ! ]

【 Stone, what's the matter? ]

[Kikumaru, I tell you, Sleeping Beauty is a European fairy tale, and it ...]

[& lt； Sleeping Beauty > Really? It doesn't seem gorgeous enough]

[lady lady]

Don't you have any ideas? ! ! ]

[Haha, everyone looks good when it hurts ...]

……

The next day, the lieutenant colonel posted a list of stage performances, the contents are as follows:

Directed by-Guigo Hattori

Goods supply-Keio, Hattori

Stage Construction —— Jason Wu of the Track Department

Music-Ji Bu Kaige

Kim-Sanada Genichirou

Empress-Xingcun Shi Jing

Sleeping beauty-step by step boat beads

Prince Kunimitsu Tezuka

Soldier/Horse/Chef/Servant: Akutakawa Jirou

(A generation: [Because these are all people who will fall asleep at that time, say = = Cilang, thank you ...])

Frog-the more people are against the sun

(a certain generation: [because it can "jump" = =])

Fairy A- Saeki Kojirou

Fairy B- look at the beginning of the month

Fairy C- Haitang Xun

Fairy D- Tao Chengwu

Fairy E- Tantaiyi

Fairy F- Paryutai

Fairy G- Sengoku Kiyosumi

Fairy Akira Kamio

Fairy I- Otori Cyotaroh

Fairy J- Ruoren Feather

Fairy K- Marui Wen Tai

Fairy L- Tiangen?

Fairy N- Kirihara Akaya

Fairy okego

Bad Fairy-Ivo Ji Shen

Cat-Kikumaru Eiji

Date of performance: * * * Date and place of performance: No.0/05, Yiji Street Left.

The author's generation: [The era of Biu passed quickly. Today, this festival was held. I really don't know what the stage play will look like. Hee hee, let's talk about it after reading it ~]

(Everyone: [Still selling cute? You made up all the stories and asked what would happen. It's a good thing you said it. You ...])

[Ready, 1. 2. 1. Let's go. ]

The curtains are gradually being opened. Oh, my God! ! ! What is this! ! ! My eyes hurt! Follow ... maybe ... never ... never ... the glittering pure gold palace! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Two golden people walk down the golden stairs (everyone: [stop! Golden man? ! ! ]), ahhh, wrong, it's a person with gold clothes, gold pants and gold shoes (everyone: [shoes? ! ! ) whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, man in gold boots = = =

King Makita: [Empress, we have been married for so many years, but we have no children. Is this the only way for you and me to have a baby? ]

(trace: [idiot! No, no, no! ! ])

King Makita: [wordy! Is this the only fate between you and me? ]

Queen Xingcun: [Ah, contempt! Ah, the ground above! Give me a child! ]

(Trace: [Did my uncle allow you to add words? ! ])

Queen Xingcun: [Ah, poor language skills after the operation = = Come again! Ah, your majesty! Oh, my God! Give me a child! ]

Mr. Yue Frog (jumping to talk): [What I told you, what I said a year later, what you two said, will be your daughter's words! ]

Queen Xingcun: [Our melon? A first-class melon? Two melons? Like girls' melons? There are so many melons that you can't finish them. Tian Tian, few people can deliver them to your door. Let's eat them! ]

Ren Yue Frog: [t] It is rare for a line to be misunderstood. I am really more unjust than Dou Wei! Dou Wei wronged ~ ~ ~ 】

(Trace Department: [Dou Wei wronged you, you big head ghost! This is Dou E's injustice! ! ! ])

February 29, the first day, wrong. A year later, on February 29th, a same-sex female nurse (all: [nurse? ! ! How many times was it wrong? ! ! ]). Oh, the princess among millions of same-sex maids-Fuji Syusuke!

King Makita: [Empress, tell me honestly! Are you having an affair? ! ! Why does the princess's blood type not match mine? Is it because you slept with that big Liu? Giving birth to such a big baby girl is more popular than me? ! ! ]

Empress Xing Cun: Tian, invented by the author. You should blame her! The girl with such high popularity must be your daughter! ! Come on, let's continue to eat melons ~ ~]

Generation: [Help! ! ! ! ! Xingcun, you forgetful guy! The next episode won't kill you! ! ! ! Help! ! ! ! ! ]

Queen of Xingcun: [Oh-alive ~ ~ Do you want to write the next episode? Turn me into a woman, and I won't let the soldiers chase you to death! ! ! ! ]

Author's generation (ragged trousers): [Ali Adu, ahem, continue live broadcast ...]

Baimalong: [The king believed the queen's words on the surface, but he thought to himself:]

King Makita: [Hum, I don't believe it! ]

Baimalong: [So, the king went to find three fairies and made a paternity test. ]

(Tracey (Crazy): [God, this stage play! ! ! Alas, Uncle Ben, let it go down beautifully.

Pangbaihe Village: [But ... That ... But ...]

Princess Buji (in a low voice): [Dragon, that! ]

Pangbaihe Village: [Baby! ! ! ! ! ! ! Come on, come on. ! ! Bad fairy, get out! ! ! 12 drop of blood I won't give you a drop of advice! ! ! Baby! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Narrator: [So, the bad fairy always hates it ...]

King Makita: [Thank you fairies for coming to my temple! Now the Queen of Xingcun is selling "stupid oil" skin care products outside. If you don't mind, let's dance.

Generation: [Leave, leave, leave! Let's call it a day! ]

The ultimate e is so funny, the ultimate role change (turn)

Dry vegetable juice ~

"Little ... boy ..." Minami Jiro stood in front of the toilet with glassy eyes, and the magazine in his hand had fallen to the ground. "Silong, what's wrong with you?"

The dragon horse at this time is terrible. His tired and weak body knocked on the half-open door of the toilet and fell to the edge of the toilet. His appearance is ...

"Ah-ah! ! "Cousin Caicai surprised and cried," the dragon! ! ! ! "

The first one ~

Our class hours

On this day, Gan returned to school earlier than usual for a simple reason. Yesterday, he accidentally gave his unsuccessful "super delicious vegetable juice with dry champion nutrition" as punishment tea to all the suitable candidates. The effect was so good that he couldn't believe it: he was in a serious coma, but at the end of the training, he realized that this "dry champion nutrition" came from the third toilet in the men's toilet on the east side of the school, which was a rare vomiting sound. So, Gan decided to come back early this week to complete his mission!

Isn't this Qian Yue? ) dry pushed his glasses, (strange, the former this boy should be the late king? How did you get here so early? Worth recording. He thought about it, took out his notebook from his trouser pocket and followed.

Qian Yue felt very inappropriate. He glanced around and just behind him, he found a dazzling light. "Good morning! Dry seniors! " He shouted politely.

(it was discovered! ) Go to Qian Yue and say, "Haha, you have a good eye!"

I thought I would be sprayed with "Motor Motor Dion" by this boy who is half a body shorter than him, but I didn't expect him to say from his mouth: "Brother Gan got up early today! Hey, the weather is not very good, so it's not good if you can't train! There will be a practice match with Fudomine tomorrow! I don't know what happened to Minister Tezuka's left hand. Our doubles are really lacking, hey ~ it's really worrying! "

The notepad in the dry hand unconsciously fell to the ground. Oh, that's terrible! Is this really the Ryoma Echizen who thinks highly of himself? )

"ah! Dry seniors! You dropped your notebook! " Qian Yue hurriedly picked up the dry notebook and stared at it with concern and nervousness: "Dry senior, are you all right?" You don't look well. No, you're not well! I can't go to the school doctor's office. I'm going to the hospital for a general examination! ! "

Are you scared? Qian Yue today is entangled in a big stone? Qing Xue has another nanny?

Everyone on the school team came back one after another.

Taocheng (smiling): "Good morning, senior!"

Haitang (talking and laughing with Tao Cheng): "Good morning!" (taking the tennis racket) "Oh! Burning! Great! Good morning! Good morning! Dry seniors! ! "

Dry (black line) (collecting data, collecting data)

Buji (fierce eyes): "Do you want to fight? River village snake! ! "

Kawamura: "Psst ~ ~ Afraid of you? Idiot! "

Dry (black line) (collecting data, collecting data)

Terrible, terrible! This is the only thing I can think of now. Difficult, is it the function of your own vegetable juice? Gan Luo opened his notebook and looked up relevant information. He found that Tao Cheng and Bubu's personality had changed. Haitang, Kawamura and Qian Yue all exchanged with Dashi if there was no accident. They were all people who drank "punishment tea" yesterday. ...

"Nana ~ Dashi, you are late, so you should have tea to punish you ~" The speaker, er, this, yes, is Osamu Tezuka. - -|||

The punishment tea in the dry hand trembled slightly and almost forgot about it.

Reluctantly, Dashi took the green sticky liquid with a twisted expression. "Horse ... motor motor mane!" " Fall down.

Kikumaru crossed her hands on her chest. Yesterday, the hippie smile no longer existed, but the tip of the iceberg: "Dashi woke up and ran for 30 laps!" " "

It was dry and difficult to write and write, and beads of sweat dripped on his forehead. Osamu Tezuka and Kikumaru have reversed their personalities, which is probably the scariest thing he has ever seen in his life! !

Second ~ Our spare time

Qian Yue-

Tomoka Osakada (pulling a banner): "Master Dragon Horse! Master Malone! "

Sakura Nai (blushing): "Peng ... Tomoka Osakada ..."

Disgusting (disdainful): "Hum, I swear by my two-year tennis history that if I play tennis, I will surely charm more girls!" " "