Funny sentences to praise handsome guys

Funny sentences to praise handsome guys

Just now a particularly handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It wasn’t until my hands got tired that I slowly Put down the mirror. Below are the classic funny sentences about praising handsome guys that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

Funny sentences to praise handsome guys 1

1. I just hate myself for being too stubborn. I can obviously rely on my face to make a living, but I have to rely on my talent.

2. Others praise me for being so handsome, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

3. You must study hard and don’t be like me, eating and drinking based on a handsome face.

4. From now on, keep a low profile and mysterious, and say nothing about your handsomeness and handsomeness.

5. Today on the bus, I was told not to carry flammable and explosive items. I got off the bus decisively after hearing this because I am so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome person like me.

7. It’s so tiring to have to bear the responsibility of being handsome that I shouldn’t have at this age.

8. I envy people with stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long and one word of handsomeness runs through my life.

9. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

10. It’s so annoying! Why do others only see my handsome face, but don’t know that behind it, I have a smart mind.

11. I really envy you for meeting me at such a young age, who is so talented and handsome.

12. Test scores can distance us, but they can never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I am handsome and witty that I should not have at this age. The most classic space talk collection

14. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my handsome face.

15. At that time, I didn’t have much talent, I just relied on my good looks, so at that time, the people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I only like superficial people.

16. No, I have to study hard and don’t want others to say that I rely on my handsomeness to survive.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My handsomeness has caused you a lot of trouble over the years.

18. I am sitting on your list, exuding handsomeness even without speaking.

19. If you sleep on your side, will the ceiling collapse because you can’t see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I feel like you are sick. You can still lose your temper when facing such a handsome me.

21. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. How can I bear to give up such a handsome face?

22. Summer mosquitoes, I warn you, don’t touch my handsome face.

23. You have to know one thing before being with me, I have nothing except this handsome face.

24. Some people said I was handsome, but I thought about it all night and couldn’t figure out who leaked the news.

25. Let’s talk openly about anything. Don’t always say that I am handsome or good-looking behind my back. Does it bother you? It’s like no one knows.

26. Can a handsome and talented rich man like me have to die alone?

27. People who say I am sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. On Valentine’s Day, are you afraid that your partner will be snatched away if he is too handsome? Don’t look at me, it’s useless to look at me, I’m more handsome than him.

29. I don’t have a story, but I have conquered many people just by being handsome.

30. Just now a particularly handsome guy stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calmness. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

Funny Sentences to Praise Handsome Guys 2

1. La la la, loved by everyone and dumbfounded by birds, thousands of girls are popular, stimulating the market for handsome guys, saving countless young people who have fallen into trouble, a pear blossom crushing a begonia?

2. The most talented, handsome and unrestrained. Yushu faces the wind. Romantic and suave. Tall and mighty. Personal names: landslides and ground cracks, water flowing backwards, ghosts seeing sorrow, beauty and wisdom combined, hero and chivalry incarnate, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, cars punctured~

3. A person who is not The sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to die heroically because he is not handsome. The sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live a humble life because of his handsomeness. Therefore, I still live strong for my handsomeness.

4. Being handsome is not only a pain for men, but also a pain for women... I will be alone all my life... because... all girls think they are not worthy of me... Handsome people never Don't say you are handsome, handsome people should seize the time to look handsome.

5. Postscript: Tens of millions of years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Over my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, changing here and there. , there is only one word: handsome...

6. So handsome that people walking on the street and driving will get into traffic accidents and rear-ended cars; passers-by will be fascinated and faint after looking at it~~ < /p>

7. Hey~ didn’t you see it? When I took out this photo, the sun became hotter, the grass became greener, the flowers became redder, and even the birds became happier~ ~

8. When I was in school, the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome" and I couldn't understand it. Then my classmate handed me a mirror and I looked at it. In an instant, I understood.

9. One day, I went to the street, and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. They pointed at me and said I was handsome, and when I said I wasn't handsome, they beat me and called me hypocritical.

10. One day, the fairy said to me: Handsome boy, let me marry you.

11. One day I shouted to the sky: I am not handsome. God has listened and criticized you. Who told you to lie?

12. Ignorant of others. It’s not surprising that Shen Shuaishuai was beaten to death; if you don’t study like Shen Shuaishuai, you will fail to get a doctorate.

13. When people see each other, they love each other, when flowers bloom, when cars get flat tires. Brother has been chased but never surpassed.

14. With his sharp front teeth, stubby calves, and handsome head, he is the perfect combination of beauty and wisdom, handsomeness and bravery.

15. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again; if being smart is punished, then shouldn’t I be punished? Death by a thousand cuts?

16. Once I walked to the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" I said: "I'm not handsome!" The response was five hotties Then they came up to beat me together, and while beating me, they also scolded me for being hypocritical.

17. Coco Lee chased me for three streets. After Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the entertainment industry in September! For no other reason than because I am so handsome?

18. During the Chinese New Year, someone gave me a couplet. The first couplet: Look at the back, and the fans will kill thousands of troops. The second couplet: Turn your head and the girl will jump off the building in love: So handsome!

19. How can I be so handsome? I am so handsome that I dare not go out. I am afraid that all men and boys will fall out of love when I go out.

20. I looked carefully in the mirror again, and I felt really at ease with my appearance. I really couldn’t find anything wrong with it. ;