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Complete collection of seductive routines

Sultry routine love words

1. I have countless attitudes towards you in this world, I only love you

2. You are 5 and I am 5 Mao and I can work together

3. How about you buy me lipstick and I will give you a little bit back every day?

4. You are such a homebody. No. But you stayed in my heart untouched.

5. You are so busy, when will you have time to marry me?

6. Can you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice filling my head?

7. How special are you? Among thousands of people, even if I am short-sighted, I can see you at a glance.

8. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, you also stole my heart.

9. If I could only live one day in the rest of my life, I hope it would be the day with you

10. Peace every year is not enough, I want to have you every year

11. I like someone and then she asks then what?

12. If I am the sea, you are the shore. I want to crash all the waves on you

13. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima

14. I want to do it Your shoes because I want to accompany you through every step of life

15. I will never like people like you. ? I will only love you.

16. I know there are three people who like you. Who are they? Me, me, me.

17. I have gained weight recently, and it’s all your fault. Why? Because you are so sweet.

18. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

19. From now on, the snacks belong to me and I belong to you

20. I have never eaten candy when I met you. Why are you too sweet?

21. In In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful.

22. This is underwear, this is outerwear, you are my only one

23. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby

24. I’ve been feeling dizzy lately. Do you know the reason? I don’t know because love makes people dizzy

25. Let me tell you some bad news. What bad news? I don’t have a simple mind towards you.

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26. How long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long since birth

27. Can you lend me your cup? what? Because I want to borrow you for life.

28. Do you know what kind of quilt should be covered in winter? A quilt should be a treasure

29. Can I kiss you? No. What did I just say? Can I kiss you?

30. You have to hold my hand when walking. Why didn’t your teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child?

31. What have you been doing lately? Keep eating. How can I still be so thin despite eating all the time? Waiting for you like crazy... Sultry dialogue routines

1. How could I kiss you secretly in the dark without breaking your lamp?

2. When I sleep in spring, I don’t realize how good the person is everywhere.

3. For you, no matter whether it is cloudy or sunny, it will not change.

4. Let me tell you a story. It’s a long story, so I’ll make it short. I miss you.

5. Once you and I have eaten together, we are considered a family

6. I just wish I could meet you wherever I go

7. It's raining really hard today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you

8. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to kiss me

9. I'm surprised to see your bones, it's time to fall in love with me Good material

10. Being cute is not a long-term solution, being cute is a long-term solution

11. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you can be my girlfriend

12. Let’s chat during the long night with no intention of sleeping

13. What is the name of a door made of wood? A wooden door made of iron

14. If you lose me, I will be someone else’s little princess. .

15. Can you wash something for me? You like me

16. Can you tell me what time it is now? 12 o'clock is wrong. You have to love me more

17. When you are thin, you are in my heart, but when you are fat, you are in my heart. It's stuck inside and can't come out

18. Who do you belong to? You belong to me

19. What season do you like? I like the season when you are there

20. If you are so cute and blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will not return it

21. Do you know what quilt you should wear in winter? Cover it with you, my baby

22. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the tree, but you live in my heart

23. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What are your shortcomings? 24. I am the one who has accompanied you through your youth. Serious once in a lifetime.

25. If your ex-girlfriend and your current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

26. If I don’t like you, just fall in love with me.

27. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 minutes are spent thinking about you

28. There are 100 ways to be sweet, eating candies and cakes, and thinking about you 98 times ! !

29. I like you without permission. I’m sorry, I did it on purpose.

30. I am very reliable in everything I do. One less kiss from you.

31. My hand was cut, you cut it too, so we are a couple

32. I saw that you can’t even pronounce all 26 English letters. Why ABCDEFGHI LOVE U

33. I have tolerated you for a long time! So what do you want? I still want to tolerate you forever.

34. I am very attentive to you, but I like you very much.

35. I hope you can be a girl, always pregnant, with poems in your heart and cream on your face.

36. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won’t let me put it in the box.

37. Why aren’t you sleeping yet? I miss you and can’t sleep.

38. As long as you remember me, I don’t mind if the whole world forgets me. A collection of all kinds of sultry dialogue routines

1. "Hope one day." "I love you" can be written backwards.

2. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "Cats ""Meow~"

3. "I only have two hobbies" "I like to eat, and I like you" "To put it simply: I like to eat you"

4. "This photo The selfie is so ugly" "Yeah.

""Not one-tenth as good-looking as you"

5. "How long have you been single? ""From birth to now" "I'm sorry to keep you waiting"

6. "Let's be friends forever" "Why" "Because we are about to start falling in love~"

7 , "The east wind blows flowers and thousands of trees on a night, what's the next sentence?" "I don't know" "I want to stay at your house"

8. "You look a little weird today" "Why is it weird?" ""It's so pretty"

9. "What did you see in my eyes?" "No," "Look again," "There really isn't," "There's someone I like there."

10. “Beauty, please ask, which way to go? "Which way?" "The road to your heart." ”

11. “How to take that road?” “What road?” “The road to your psychology”

12. “We are no longer friends.” ""Why? "Because our love began." ”

13. “I did very poorly in the recent exam” “Why?” "Because no matter what question I encounter, my answer is you"

14. "I'm looking for a letter" "What letter?" ""Your WeChat"

15. "Guess what I am doing" "What to do" "Thinking about life" "Why do you think about life every time" "You are in the life I am thinking about this time"

16. “I’ve been so sleepy lately. "Did you not get a good rest?" "No, I am trapped by love, trapped by you." ”

17. “I am lazy, and so are you.” "Later I became diligent." "In order to make you continue to be lazy." ”

18. “Can you wash something for me?” "What to wash?" ""Like me"

19. "Do you know what my biggest shortcoming is? "I don't know" "It's your shortcoming"

20. "I like you." "Probably the best thing I've ever done." ”

21. “Can you play the guitar?” "No." "Then how did you touch my heartstrings." ”

22. “Are you tired?” "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart for a whole day." ”

23. “I like you” “It’s like an earthquake is coming” “A wave of unfinished aftermath is rising again”

24. “You look like a person. "Like who?" "Like my future girlfriend." ”

25. “What do you belong to?” ""Tiger. "Wrong answer, you belong to me." ”

26. “Do you know what kind of candy is the sweetest? "What candy?" "Our wedding candy"

27. "I give you my arms, I give you my time" "I give you my waiting, I give you my salary" "I give you my home, I give you the rest of my life"

28. “Lay’s found cucumbers, and Baijiu found matcha. "I found you." ”

29. “Who do you like? "It's not you anyway." "Will you die if you lie to me?" "I lied, you're not dead!" ”

30. “I only like you if you don’t want me to.” "Ah, what?" "I still want to love you and pamper you!" ”

31. “I’m a little afraid of you” “Am I fierce?” "No, because I'm afraid of my wife." ”

32. “I’ll tell you how to lose two pounds in one week.” "Okay, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart in mine." "

33. "I'll do a magic trick for you...Okay, I'm done" "What? ""I like you more"

34. "Why hasn't my order come yet? ""What""Our future"

35. "The whole world is betting on football and wants to win this game. But I didn't. "Then what are you betting on?" "I'm betting on how I can win your heart." ”

36. “If you and I had a child, what seat do you think it would be?” "What seat?" Gemini? "No, our masterpiece."

37. “I really envy you. "What are you envious of?" “Having such a lovely and funny person like me. ”

38. “A lifetime is so long” “It’s nothing to wait for you for a few years.” ”

39. “I want to say thank you” “Why” “Because your beauty has corrected my vision”

40. “Your lips are cracked” “ Well, I didn’t bring any lip balm today.” “I have it on my lips, why don’t you order it?” ”

41. “If you and I have a child, what seat do you think it will be?” "What seat?" Gemini? "No, it's our masterpiece"