The price of materials is rising, which is funny.

As the saying goes, buying a car is easier than maintaining it. A private car needs at least tens of thousands of dollars a year for gas. But some time ago, domestic oil prices have been rising, which really made car owners complain again and again. Many people want to wind up a circle of friends and complain about the high oil price. Then let's take a look at those funny friends whose gas costs are too high.

1. The school sports meeting, the final sprint 1000 meters, made a fat man unable to hold on. Everyone kept shouting "Come on, come on" at the fat man. As a result, the fat man fell from the second place to the sixth place in the cheers of everyone ... After the end, everyone asked the fat man why he shouted "Come on, slow down", and the fat man lamented: the oil price is too expensive to pay!

One day after 2 or 3 years, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much does it cost?" I said, "add 1000 yuan." "How far can I go with so much? Just fill it up. " "No, I have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to save the money." "Okay, I'll give you the invoice later. No receipt, thank you. . . Cold master for a long time, "I depend, it's so awesome that even private cars dare to refuel." "

I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't use oil, and I am a bicycle. Cyclists have an affair all their lives!

4. Rising gasoline prices, rising taxi prices, subway restrictions and traffic jams forced me to make the most important decision in my life ... I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !

5. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

6. A few years later, the oil price in a country continued to soar and climbed Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer need to buy a car. It's like saving money to send a mobile phone. PetroChina = Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: 654.38+ 10,000 yuan of pre-stored oil, one domestic car; Pre-stored 200,000 fuel costs and sent a mid-range car; 500 thousand gas money and a luxury car in advance

7. When you encounter a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

8. The prices of gasoline, apples, eggs, radishes and instant noodles have all gone up, but we must live strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials inside. ..

9. Recently, two people pursued me. Should I promise to buy a house or a gas station?

10. The prices of apples, bananas, gasoline and cemeteries have all gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

1 1. During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )

12. I suddenly decided to lose weight. What can my dog do, camel me? It can't camel me, how can I have the money to refuel?

13. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money. I want more dogs.

14. We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.

15. The price of gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.

16. Friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.

The above is an interesting topic about the rising oil price. Although the rise in oil prices is a very painful thing, life will continue. You might as well go to a humorous circle of friends and pass on your happiness, at least to make the boring life less boring.

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