Humor about herding cattle (I suddenly want to herd cattle. No life pressure)

Someone says to you, "I bought a watch last year!" " "God replied," What watch (someone)? "

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"When I have money! I have to divorce you! No money can burn high incense! " My wife looked at me contemptuously: "Your words are more useful than vows of eternal love!" " ! Go away, I think you have no appetite! Not to mention other desires ... "

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One ha tops three tigers, three ha sinks the aircraft carrier, five ha fights the gods, ten ha genesis, one ha destroys the galaxy, and one thousand ha dominates the universe first! I am a brother in society, and I still talk a lot. Never lost, never won. I don't understand the instructions. Needless to say, as the saying goes, if the wolf turns back, there must be a reason. This is not gratitude or revenge. On that day, either the house is demolished or the building is demolished. The knife angered the dog, the pot steamed into the sky, the fire was burning, and there were green onions and peppers in the soup.

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I suddenly want to go herding cattle. No pressure of life, no love and hate, no trap of Jianghu. I only care if my cow is still there. With my IQ, I only put one, and I can't put more. He eats grass and I sleep, which is quite good.

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I went to buy underwear yesterday and found that underwear was more expensive than the skirt I was wearing, so I decided to buy it. When I got home, my mother said you didn't have to buy such an expensive one. I said no, underwear is easy to sag if it is not good, and my mother silently said: You are so far-sighted. .....

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