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How to write a sentence poking fun at your backache?

As follows:

1, I'm too sensitive to stomach pain and back pain, and I can't stand a little pain.

2, this weather, backache and leg pain, suitable for sleeping. I don't want to work, I don't want to work.

3, after birth, you can't see heaven and earth, only God is in front of people.

I have a headache, leg pain, back pain and pain everywhere. See if I'm saved.

5. My back hurts like an explosion. Sitting for a long time and standing up is torture. I must have been an angel with broken wings in my last life.