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Talking about farmers and snakes

Stupidity is not a problem, just empty;

Genius is not a problem, as long as it is not bad;

It's no problem to be good at employing people, just don't kill donkeys;

Being poor and rich is not a problem, just know how to pay.

Anyone who doesn't talk about people behind their backs will talk about them behind their backs. If one day you find that there is a distance between me and you, it must be that you are too smart and I am too stupid to play together.

Life is like doing business,

Your efforts may not be rewarded,

The present society is too realistic.

Too kind will be bullied.

Being too kind to people will become a matter of course.

If you are too simple and honest, you will be treated as a fool.

Too loyal, I can use it.

Too many stories are about farmers and snakes.

Or Mr. Dong Guo and the Wolf.

Between people,

I often can't tell who is a farmer and who is a snake.

Selflessness brings selfishness, and giving brings harm.

Going out,

Whether someone gives you a hot face or a cold face,

It doesn't matter.

The outside world,

Respect is the background, not the person himself.

Some words can't be said. Don't waste your breath.

Just laugh it off, and it's worthwhile to laugh it off;

If you are a little confused, you will be happier.

The most important thing is to be a man: don't say it, know it!

Look down,

Don't care too much about other people's faces;

Simple,

Don't use a ruler given by others.

Measure your length.

People are alive, don't cheat others.

A lie is a knife,

In the hearts of people who believe in you,

As much as it hurts!

Trust is a glass of water,

Once turbid, it can't be clear.

Trust is a mirror,

Once broken, it is difficult to bond.

If people are honest, everyone will talk to you;

If people break their promises, everyone will give up on you.

People are alive, don't count others

Always trying to count people,

There will be endless troubles to fry your heart;

Always trying to use others to make money,

If you have feelings, you will be far away.

Those who are willing to suffer will not suffer after all.

People don't pay back the money, and they pay back the money;

A generous person will not lose after all,

Endure for a while, but win a lifetime of good popularity.

Be a man:

Rest assured of your conscience,

Put virtue at your side.

Love or friendship,

If you lose confidence,

Forget gratitude, lose honesty,

You are nothing!

Born as a man, there must be value.

That indomitable spirit is a slap in the face!

Get along with each other sincerely, and accompany with each other with tolerance.

Respect each other, feelings can be compatible!

Being a man is to change your heart with your heart and your feelings with your feelings;

The distance between heart and heart,

Is understanding and sincerity.

People who are too calculating are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.

1, people who are too haggle over every ounce are not suitable for love, but for buying food.

I didn't meet you at the best time, but I had the best time with you.

3. Travel is a beautiful disappearance, and disappearance is a beautiful travel. Not to let others forget me temporarily, but to let others remember me.

4, expensive and cheap, but in everyone's heart. If you like them, they are the bright treasures in your hands and eyes. If you ignore them, they are dirty stones rolled into the mud by the roadside.

Now that you have fallen, your practice has begun. Outside your quiet practice room, there are many people who want to give you a gentle word, a warm look and a strong hug, but the road to practice is always lonely, because wisdom must come from loneliness.

6. If you have done something for others, don't remind them of your contribution afterwards. If someone has shared his weakness with you out of trust, don't attack them afterwards to prove your strength. This is a noble move. -Annie, baby

7, the grace of giving people is not in words. Don't forget the benefits of others.

8. When you are no longer in a hurry to deny your mistakes, you learn an important lesson.

9. I want to marry a man who regards me as a treasure. He will tolerate my small shortcomings and be considerate of my thoughtlessness. He can take care of me and pet me as if I were his little pet. He can drive away my occasional bad mood, he can hold me to sleep, make me a pillow, and make me feel safe forever.

10, love can make a person mature or decadent; Good love can make a person mature, and bad love can make a person decadent.

1 1, I don't want your apology, I don't want you to say that you owe me a lot, that's all I want. In a relationship, we love each other at first, and in the end, we are enemies. You are unfriendly and unfair. I want you to know that we are always evenly matched.

12, when everything between us is in the past, the most embarrassing thing is that everything is as clear as yesterday.

13, life is so full of ups and downs, you never know what will happen next moment, and you never understand why fate should treat you like this. Only after experiencing various changes in life will we shed our original glitz and look at the world with a humble attitude.

Confucius asked himself to stand at 14 and 30. If we can stand at 40, we are only ten years behind Confucius, which is good enough.

15, the biggest regret in life is to compare with others, and comparing with others makes us feel inferior. Compared with the laity, it makes us dirty. Compared with the inferior, it makes us arrogant. Foreign comparison is the source of our spiritual turmoil, and it also makes most people lose themselves and blocks the original fragrance in their hearts.

16, it is not difficult to make others happy, but it is difficult to make yourself happy.

17, back to the details of life, regardless of fate and mood, we all have the responsibility to eat well, sleep well, take care of ourselves and tidy up ourselves. Live every day, every moment, in the details of life. Laugh at yourself in the mirror three times a day and thank yourself for everything before going to bed. No matter what happens, be kind to yourself first.

18, happiness takes so many roads, so long and so much effort, but it only takes one step to destroy it, and it is effortless at all.

19, sometimes it is ourselves who refuse true love. We are afraid, even afraid. We think from the bottom of our hearts that we will not be loved, because we seldom love others without selfishness. Refuse to pay, refuse to be serious, and don't want to love until you have confirmed that the other person's love is fierce in countless tests, but often at this time, the person who loves you has turned away.

20. Some people live in tall buildings, while others live in deep ditches. Some people are radiant, while others are covered with rust. There are thousands of people in the world, don't take them. Every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare.

I am suitable for one person to be chic, not for two people to be romantic.

1. The agreement is a memory that was quietly written on the tree in those years and never went back to see it after the passage of time.

You know I love you, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, it won't change.

I admit that I am shorter than you, but if you laugh at me for it, I will cut off your head to level the gap between us.

If you don't come, I will wait for you. I will wait for you until I see you. I'm not sure if you are all right until I see you.

5. Why should you open your heart and tell others about old scars?

6, everyone has tears, but also to face the pain, because strong; Everyone has a wordless injury, and the pain has to be borne because of growth.

7. [All my courage depends on hard support]

8. When you die, my story ends. When I die, your story is still very long.

9. Even if you give me the whole world, all I care about is your smile when you look at me.

10, if you want to score, you must completely refuse, and no one should look for anyone. The weak do the most evil.

1 1. No matter how outstanding your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it's like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which won't help.

12, leave, make everything simple, give everything a reason to be forgiven again, and let's start over.

13, lies devour people's hearts, bringing about the transformation of stinging and tearing.

14, I am suitable for one person to be chic, not for two people to be romantic.

15, I don't love you. How many times do I have to say it? /calculate/

I hope I never let you know that I love you.

17. Most unhappy people often underestimate what they have and overestimate what others have.

18, in front of some people, you don't have to tolerate again and again, and you can't let others trample on your bottom line.

19. People who made great achievements in ancient times not only had superb materials, but also had perseverance-(Song Sushi)

20. My life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me. One day, a tiger will go down the mountain, and it is half a bloody mountain.

2 1, don't give in to misfortune, you should challenge it more boldly and actively!

22. If I love you, I'd better be together.

23. Life is a simple trajectory, and every story is interpreted with heart, which is a dull repetition.

I am not a robot. I will be sad after leaving you.

25. I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. It turns out that I just touched myself.

26. Abandoning you and never giving up is true love.

27. I'm not afraid that he doesn't love me. I'm afraid that the person he loves is not a lover.

28. I deserve those unspeakable pains.

29. I will leave my love to those who deserve it, my tears to those who love me most, and my smile to those who have hurt me.

In fact, we all like school, but we don't like class. We all miss those times when we used to have fun and laugh together.

3 1, I hope you don't have to, but I love you.

32. I want you to learn to wait for the time to be ripe. I want you to keep working hard and persist outside this waiting.

I am very tired and humbled, and it is not suitable for a person to watch. Say: you don't understand me, I don't blame you.

1, I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.

If we hadn't met, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now. In your world, I have laughed and hurt. Now, exhausted, with their own shadow, quietly out of your world.

If I can't be the only one for you, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

If you really care about me enough, then you can always find time to accompany me. There are no excuses, lies and unfulfilled promises.

I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you that I may not give you what you want, but I give you what I think is the best.

6. I admit that I am a cheapskate and don't want to see any kindness from you to others. I really want to know how important I am in your world.

7. I thought about countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone. Later, no, thanks.

8. Everyone has a dead end. If they can't get out, no one else can get in I put my deepest secret there. You don't know me. I don't blame you.

9, some words and don't say it is hurt, some people will leave if they stay or not. If one day I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

10, I'm not cold-blooded, I'm not slow-hot, I'm just afraid I'll be sad when I leave. What I fear most in my feelings is that I am getting more and more serious, but you have lost your original enthusiasm.

1 1, the reason why you feel uncomfortable is probably because you invested a lot of time and energy, but you didn't get what you wanted in the end. The way of losing and filling in an instant made you feel worthless.

12, sometimes letting go is not that I don't love it, but that I really have no choice. I'm tired and can't move.