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Very angry. Tell me.
I tried to give the world a warm hug, but I was slapped all around.
3. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
You were ugly when you were born. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?
There is an uncontrollable anger in his eyes, which is usually only available to gamblers at the gambling table.
He frowned and kept rolling cigarettes with "extra" paper rolls, like an angry locomotive, spewing choking smoke.
7. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.
8. The woman who never forgets is the most guilty, and the man who never forgets the old love is the most disgusting.
9. Love is a crime. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.
10, evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage?
1 1. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and all the historical sites you have visited will become history.
12, everyone will be mean, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.
13, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, walking on the road, suddenly looking back, looking around, countless uncles and aunts.
14, people say that hard work is not sweet. If it weren't for a strong twist, there would be no sweetness.
15, if you don't bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible.
16, men never regret getting married, but regret not marrying another woman.
17, the only difference between me and Superman is that I wear * * * inside.
18, for me, the past is unremarkable; However, the future is always full of colors.
19, I kept all our memories, but now one of you is missing from my memory.
20. Either you have a bad brain or you lack a thread. Your heart is healthy except for one eye.
2 1, hitting you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, get out, so as not to pollute my eyes.
22, jealous, don't be a dog, is it interesting to stab in the back?
My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.
24. You hippo crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption.
I have to settle accounts with him. Resentment is growing in my chest. I can't stand it.
26. If you can choose, don't end a love with hate.
27. The evil that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots is the offspring of our ancestors who are humiliated.
28. If you bully me again, I will curse you and become a seven-dimensional space in your next life.
29. It's my fault that I have no eyesight and treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.
30. You, an African, are a descendant of a black pig, a chimpanzee with yin and yang imbalance.
3 1, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
32. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.
33. I would like to become an angry bird, try my best to fly to your side, break all your defenses, just to kiss your face hard and stay with you forever! Honey, I love you!
34. My heart is surging, just like a mirror-flat lake with layers of microwaves. For a long time, my heart was filled with gratitude and joy.
35. His eyes are as yellow as wax, his lips are white, his gray beard is trembling, and his whole body is trembling. A pair of eyes deep in the eye socket, like a pair of beads, looking straight at this Shang Xiao.
There is an uncontrollable anger in my eyes, and my teeth rattle like an irritated lion.
37. When I heard this, I was furious. When I see others in trouble, I should help them enthusiastically. How can I take the opportunity to deceive others?
38. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
39. Life is full of ups and downs. If you can stand all the time, you win!
40, don't cry, it is a sign of cowardice; Don't be angry, it is a sign of incompetence; Don't back down, that's a sign of fear; Don't be sad, it's because your heart is not wide enough; Just a reason to tell myself that everyone will go through all this.
4 1, you are so annoying. With motherless education, I'll teach you how to stab people.
42, you haven't fully evolved. It's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.
43, ah! Nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. So many people are dead, why don't you die?
44. Being a man is always a bitch. Some people don't cherish it, and those who don't cherish it always want it most.
45. Time is really annoying. It can change everything at will without anyone's consent.
Marriage is Santa Claus and always brings us unexpected gifts, such as children.
47. The best love is to be happy and still be loved.
48. His face turned a little blue, and a blue vein appeared on his forehead. Several tendons attached to the sun socket on his face twitched there.
I have never seen him so angry. His face is as yellow as wax, his lips are white, his gray beard is trembling, and his whole body is trembling.
50. Woman, don't take your enchanting appearance as a cheap token. Men, don't regard their unruly character as narcissistic capital.
5 1, putting on airs is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a symbol of youth.
52, life is not perfect, poor and rich (next88), just be happy.
Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh, and be careful with your dentures.
54, others can violate the cause and effect, others can hurt us, hit us, slander us. But we can't hate others for it. Why? We must keep a complete nature and a pure heart.
55. Some people love, even though they know that falling in love will hurt.
56. Sorry, sister in front, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.
57. I called you the devil, which polluted the nature of animals.
58. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
59. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.
60. His chest is full of anger, like a mine that will explode when the fuse is pulled.
6 1, their eyes are full of flames burning everything, and the teeth of biting creatures are hidden in their tight lips.
I have done nothing but quarrel these days. All kinds of quarrels. Am I not sensible, or am I treating you like a human being?
63. Boys are strong to express themselves, while girls are strong to protect themselves.
64. Mood determines the environment. The bane of anger is calmness, the bane of worry is happiness, the bane of laziness is diligence, the bane of failure is hard work, and the bane of ignorance is learning. World Environment Day, have a good mood!
Don't arm yourself in a secular way, he will be acclimatized.
The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.
This morning in spring, I woke up easily, how nice it would be to get up early and run in the morning, and promised to meet the handsome guy.
68. Love is like some leaders keep saying that they want to support new people, but when it comes to operation, new people always find that they can't compete with old people.
69. Grey Wolf is too poor to buy a new hat. He will always be a hat with patches.
70. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
7 1, sometimes the sea is like an angry lion. At that time, the sea was at high tide, and the waves rushed to the coast like thousands of horses. People will vaguely hear the sound of Shanghai waves rushing to the beach further away, which makes people feel that the sea is so rough at this time.
72. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.
73. I am not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than words.
74. I finally understand that I can't go back. People have to look at money when they are alive.
75. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may pull out your knife to kill me!
76. You just came to the world from eighteen layers of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun.
77. Why give up the responsibility of nourishing the whole forest as cow dung for a flower?
78. Whose pen-tip boy are you, turning into a song in the barren soil of the city?
79. A peaceful woman can always make men feel peaceful and relaxed, and make men want to be with her when they are sad, tired or even too excited.
80. If you pay more attention to others, you will pay less attention to yourself. You got it?
8 1, the left brain is full of water, and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.
82. Don't say I have a bad temper. If I don't protect myself in this world, who will?
83, grades, you * * *, always provoke the relationship between me and my parents.
84, the most humble but emotional, the most indifferent but people. Thank you for your smile. I can't see your heart clearly.
85. When you are happy, I make instant noodles. The instant noodles are getting more and more pinched. When you are happy, I am Lamian Noodles, and the longer I pull, the longer I pull. If I can't cover everything, please give me an interview.
86, time is always getting old, the palest miss, the most circuitous injury.
87. Don't talk with your eyes closed if you have nothing to do. People who don't know think it's a fake body.
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