Tone phrase: You smelly men say that every time!

I got my driver's license, asked my brother for the car keys, and told my parents and sister-in-law that I would take you for a ride. . . . Mom said: I should buy food! Dad got up and went out: Lao Zhang told me to go downstairs to play chess ... Sister-in-law covered her stomach: Oh, my stomach hurts. I'm going to the bathroom. . . . It's just me and my little niece in the room. Before I could speak, my little niece plopped down in front of my aunt. Please leave me alone, I'm still young! !

Today, a primary school student rubbed wifi at the door outside Dicos. The waitress seemed to see the pupil's intention and wanted to drive away. The pupil looked at her piteously: I'll just rub it outside and promise not to go in. Then the waitress blushed, and then swore, you smelly men say that every time!

Xiaoming school has to pay 100 fast money today. Xiao Ming called his father and said he wanted 200 fast. His father said to his mother: My son has to pay 500 yuan for school. His father went to work, and his mother said to Lao Wang: My son has to pay 800 yuan for school. Lao Wang told his daughter-in-law that he lost at mahjong 1000. Lao Wang's daughter-in-law asked Xiao Ming's father for 1500. Who got hurt in the end?

The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who will you save first? " The boyfriend said, "You try." "Just try", my girlfriend dived, but my boyfriend's mother didn't jump. They discussed on the shore: "Do you want such a stupid daughter-in-law?"

When I was a child, I went up the mountain with my grandfather to herd cattle. I saw some black fruits similar to jujube along the way, so I picked up one and tasted it. Don't mention it. It smells really good. So I picked up a big bag and shared it with my friends at school. Everyone thinks it's good. Pick up a big bag every day and sell it at the school gate. Later, he was fired for selling sheep manure.

A friend told me about his son's affair. Bring it here. Let's have fun. One day, he sent his son to kindergarten and arrived at the door. His son told him to buy fruit. He didn't ask because he was going to be late. Seeing my son off to the class gate, the teacher asked, where are the fruits you brought? His son said directly that his father said not to buy it! A good father in this pit. . .

Chatting with a girl online, she said, "I am very fat." I asked, "How many Jin?" She said "120", and I thought "120 is not fat, it's cute." Then I came out to have a look, the boy's mother, the highest visual observation 1.4 meters. . . Seeing a strong young man begging on a street corner, I went over to persuade him, young man, why are you doing this? The young man said, big brother, what job can you find? If you don't do anything, you will have money if you sit down. You don't have to pay taxes on your monthly salary of 10 thousand, and you won't violate the law and take risks if you don't rely on your family and friends' careers. I thought for a long time and confidently said to him: boy! Move over a little! This seat is reserved for me! Don't touch any bowls!

Chatting with a girl online, she said, "I am very fat." I asked, "How many Jin?" She said "120", and I thought "120 is not fat, it's cute." Then I came out to have a look, the boy's mother, the highest visual observation 1.4 meters. . . Seeing a strong young man begging on a street corner, I went over to persuade him, young man, why are you doing this? The young man said, big brother, what job can you find? If you don't do anything, you will have money if you sit down. You don't have to pay taxes on your monthly salary of 10 thousand, and you won't violate the law and take risks if you don't rely on your family and friends' careers. I thought for a long time and confidently said to him: boy! Move over a little! This seat is reserved for me! Don't touch any bowls!

When I was in high school, I was caught climbing over the wall to go out for dinner and call my parents. Dad went to school and lectured me with the teacher all morning. At noon, the teacher asked my father to have dinner together in the school cafeteria, and chatted about my decline in study. Dad took two bites of food and threw chopsticks at me. He said to me, "if I go out for dinner in the future, I will give it again if the money is not enough." This food is the same as feeding pigs. Can my study not decline? "

I quarreled with my girlfriend and ignored me for a few days. In the morning, I feed the dog and comb his hair. My girlfriend saw it and said, how can you play with pigs? I was overjoyed. I thought she had spoken to me. I quickly answered, this is not a pig, it is a dog! She simply said, I'm talking to that dog!

My wife is getting fatter. When she went to bed at night, she took all the quilts as soon as she turned around. I finally understand that sentence now! Some people turn around and become a quilt!

Do not deny that even men can't escape these temptations!

Do not deny that even men can't escape these temptations! No denial is an inescapable temptation for men.

undertaking

A man's first temptation may be his career, and success should be the dream of most men. Many men can give up everything, even women, for their careers, which shows the great temptation of careers to men. Of course, men don't have to refuse this temptation, but they should give due consideration to emotional marriage. They only know career, not life. This profession is so boring.

money

Women can't resist the temptation of money, and so can men, but many women don't rely on work to satisfy the temptation of money. Most men earn more money by working hard and doing business. In fact, the lure of money to men is partly the same as that of career, but not exactly the same, because career not only satisfies men's desire for money, but also includes the pursuit of power and the satisfaction of vanity.

woman

Men are temptations to women, and women are temptations to men. It can be said that it is the first temptation of men and the most irresistible temptation. This sentence is the best explanation. Should men resist the temptation from women? Of course not, but don't indulge in improper eroticism. Don't be sentimental.

take a risk

Most men have an adventurous nature. Men always like to take risks, and taking risks is a man. Adventure includes both physical adventure and spiritual adventure. Men are brave because they dare to take risks, mature because they dare to take risks, and charming because they dare to take risks. To some extent, adventure makes men. Men can't live without adventure, and naturally they can't resist the temptation of adventure. Where there is adventure, there are men.

match

Just like taking risks, fun is also a man's nature. Even when a man grows up, there is still a playful nature in his bones, which can be said to be a problem. And various games are the best stage for men to play. There is no man who doesn't like to play. Men are more lovely because of playing, but they are also naive because of playing, and even miss the business. Adventure and games have something in common, but they are not exactly the same.

Career, money, women, adventure and games can make or break a man, so men don't have to refuse these temptations, but they should treat them correctly and not be confused by them.

The most important supplement: one of the biggest temptations of children, men and women.

The temptation from children is irresistible at any time. Baby is God's most beautiful creation, and children are one of the biggest temptations for women and men. We may be able to resist any other temptation, and we can also refuse any other person's request, but we can never resist the temptation from children and can never refuse their request.

Life advice

As the tallest animal on the earth, human beings may have the greatest greed. Obviously, happiness is in my hands, but I daydream irrelevantly, thinking that there may be something better, so I give up my happiness and pursue illusory beauty. Who knows, this can only bring sour bitter fruit, and it will not be worth the loss to exchange it for the original rich and sweet fruit.

No matter sad or happy, there is no retreat, no matter love or not, there is no return trip. At the end of the road, turning at the right time will always open up; When it is dull, there is always a wonderful presentation. If you can't tell, don't say it, it's rare to be silent; If you can't figure it out, you don't want to, and it's hard to worry; Don't do it if you can't. It's hard to be quiet.

Don't be bought by money. People who are tired of money are the most miserable. Don't be a slave to money, be the master of it. If you have no money, then you must be polite and moral. If you have money, then you must have wisdom and thinking.

In fact, it is not without harm and pain. Perhaps the pain is too deep, so I know better that when looking back, I should learn to hide my heart. I am more committed to the truth than tears flying. Many people in my life are fleeting, like a gorgeous dance, just close together and disappear in a blink of an eye.

Giving up life is a kind of stupidity to read life. Where there is life, there is hope. There is no endless suffering in the world. As long as we can persist in the predicament, we will surely usher in the dawn of life, and giving up life means giving up everything. This is the greatest folly.

How many people have a successful career, a little achievement and are not proud? How many people can think of shame except pride? Only a peaceful mind can eliminate intolerance and arrogance and give up impetuousness and vanity. Face life with a normal heart, treat gains and losses correctly, and take every step in a down-to-earth manner, and life will become more calm and calm, and you will be sublimated.

Fame and fortune are like a suitcase. We lift it when we use it and put it down when we don't use it. If you hold it in your hand when not in use, it is a burden. For the sake of fame and fortune, even if you are in a happy fairyland in the mountains, you will fall into the abyss of pain.

Enlightenment can be met but not sought, and the more you pursue it, the more you will fall into a quagmire that is difficult to extricate yourself. Don't deliberately pursue anything, the process of enlightenment itself is the goal. Enlightenment is not a tangible treasure, and it can't be controlled by holding hands tightly. It requires both personal hard work and an opportunity for epiphany. Although the epiphany is completed instantly, long-term practice before it is also indispensable.

202 1 sad talk about emotional phrases tell yourself to be brave and not cry every time you get hurt.

1. The happiness you want in love is just holding hands and looking at each other every day; Just the joy of passing day by day; Just a simple greeting day by day; Just warm concern when getting along; Only one day, we entered the beautiful moment of getting married.

2. Some predestinations are doomed to be lost, and some predestinations will never bear fruit. Those who are together don't necessarily love each other, and those who are not together don't necessarily love each other.

The memory that a person thinks is unforgettable has long been forgotten by others.

You should believe that someone is coming to you, and he will bring you the most beautiful love. All you have to do is take good care of yourself before that person shows up. After that person appears, cherish it.

You have more new relationships than I can count.

6. Flowers on the other side, flowers bloom without leaves, leaves grow without flowers, but they miss each other but can't meet each other.

7. Love that I once regarded as love, everything is happy, because love is not easy to be sad. So, that warm time only fulfilled our desire, a mixture of water and fire, but, er, we folded our memories of you neatly with a pounding heart. Goodbye.

8. If you want to leave, don't give me a reason to miss it; Please leave strongly, so that you are no longer in my memory; If we never meet again, don't give me an excuse to wait; Please refuse mercilessly, let me accept helplessly, the story is over, I am confused about the past and the future, but obsessed with the present; Memories falling like autumn leaves have been crawling among the leaves. Finally, when the autumn leaves are gone, I finally choose to forget.

9. I came across mountains and rivers to find you, but I don't want to see the overgrown tombstone in front of your house. My name is clearly visible on the hard stone tablet. It turns out that I have been dead in your heart for so long.

10. In fact, those beautiful women are innocent, just beautiful.

1 1. If you have a time machine. what do you want to do? Maybe I won't remind myself I don't love you. I just want to tell you who you are after you left me. Be brave and don't cry.

12. A person's time alone, except for three or two friends. I think, a few years later, I can forgive myself for being young and frivolous at that time and find a warm fulcrum to support me in quitting the mistakes I made when I was young and frivolous.

13. The saddest feeling is that we have all become so-and-so in other people's mouths, and old lovers are not counted. So we learned to dry our tears and get ready to leave at any time.

14. We finally don't belong to each other, dear. Do you know how brave I should be to say such a generous thing? What about you? I know you didn't belong to me from the beginning to the silence. I heard that sex has nothing to do with love. Actually, this sentence is quite right. However, once we say dear, sex can really enhance feelings. It's just that I once liked you deeply. What about you? Hehe, all the smiles that once made me look so ridiculous later. That you like me, that dear, came back from vacation, and all the warm words looked so ridiculous, but I once believed them.

15. Some injuries can never be forgiven. Some pains can never be healed. Some wounds never heal. Some scars never go away. Some debts can never be made up. Some pains will never be forgotten. No matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you force yourself not to mind, no matter how loudly you speak, it will hurt, and it will always hurt.

16. All the endings have been written, and all the tears have begun, but I suddenly forget what kind of beginning this is. In that ancient summer that is gone forever, no matter how I pursue it, young you just pass by like a cloud. And your smiling face, extremely shallow and pale, gradually disappeared in the backward group of haze. Then I opened the yellow title page, and fate bound it badly. I read and reread with tears in my eyes, but I have to admit that youth is a book that is too hasty.

17. The saddest sentence in life is to hold your hand, because after holding it, you let go.

18. I think this is a habit. Accustomed to caring for one person and being cared for by one person, accustomed to being with two people, accustomed to someone hugging you tightly, accustomed to a faint kiss, accustomed to a warm smile, accustomed to having someone in my heart, accustomed to someone putting you to sleep, accustomed to someone calling you baby, and accustomed to another person.

19. In this game of chasing and chasing, when I am at large, you are chasing, and when I am chasing, you are really at large. Maybe sometimes life is like this. Excessive belief in eternity, naive belief in how pure love can be constructed by a blank sheet of paper.

20. I can't resist those hasty marks you left me in my old dream of hurting spring. In every endless night, I warmly embrace every tender and addicted heart with you, and suddenly sigh with the memory you left me, and the trace is so clear.

2 1. Maybe we all know what we saw, what we couldn't see, what we were sweet about, what we were sad about, what we were warm about and what we cheated about. We don't want to hurt anyone. So, in love, we are not bad. Why should we hate others or be accused? The closest you have become the dearest stranger.

These classic quotations are quite right, and indeed they are.

1, as long as you are young, everyone will leave a little softness for the lost youth at heart.

You are safe in the world without me, and I pretend to be strong in the world without you.

Meeting your soul mate is like walking into the house where you used to live-you know the furniture, the pictures on the wall, the books on the shelves, and the things in the drawers: if you get into darkness in this house, you can still walk around freely.

4, learn to maintain their own happiness, constantly grateful, and constantly face the light.

5, feelings other than family, lazy to maintain will gradually drift away.

6. When you are sleepy, even your best friend wakes you up, you will be angry; When you are tired, even if your lover asks you to carry her, you will look disgusted; When you are poor, it will be unreasonable to see others rushing to buy; When you are depressed, you will feel extremely disgusted when you hear others laughing loudly. Our love and kindness to this world often depends on whether we live well in this world.

7. When you grow up, it seems that not many people will care whether you are happy or not. Everyone just wants to see if you have a future.

8. God doesn't make inexplicable decisions for no reason. He told you to give up and wait in order to give you better. All deception, insults and injuries are the prelude to the gentle compensation of this world. Those tiny points will eventually become the burning fire of life. Everything is the best arrangement. Don't be mean to yourself, live in the past.

9. If a man really loves you, he will only work hard for fear that he can't take care of you. If he cares about everything about you and loses his temper with you casually, it just shows that he loves himself and has no ability and ability to love you.

10, I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

1 1, the fiercest quarrel is only one minute, and what you said in that minute can't be made up for in a hundred minutes.

12, someone asked me if I should pay if I can't see a definite future. I can only say that not every effort is for the pursuit of results. Sometimes on the way of giving, all you can gain is to clearly see what you want or don't want, which is not a valuable result. Fate will be kind to gentle and affectionate people, better than a cold heart.

13, this world is a fool's carnival, and we are all silly and willing, so we are brave enough to be ourselves and waste our lives mercilessly. In fact, it is the great self who has always been with you.

14. What's it like to give up someone you like? It's like a house burned down for a long time, and you look at the wreckage and dust in despair. You know this is your home, but you can't go back.

15, many parents said to their children: When you go back to your hometown after graduation, we will entrust someone to help you find a job, buy a house, find a good man to marry and live in peace. We are also at ease. But aren't people born to see the world? If we all become sheep of Little Sheep and chickens of KFC, born to die, I would rather never be born. Love is understanding, not imprisonment. Life is knowledge, not life.

16, why should people work hard all their lives? Because the most painful thing is not failure, but I could have.

17, three times as many people. The first time is to find that you are not the center of the world. The second time was when I found that no matter how hard I tried, there were still some things I couldn't do. The third time is when I know that some things may be beyond my power, but I will try my best to fight for them.

18, happiness means high tears and low smiles. Feelings are when you see my naivety, and I have no scruples about you. Just passing by, if you think I don't care, then talk less and work harder.

19, will people who heat slowly miss a lot? If you don't seize that moment, you will miss your life.

20. It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. My heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story slowly ends. And love, because of too much disappointment, becomes not love.

2 1, two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable to complain: you have changed. In fact, we haven't changed, we are just getting closer and closer to each other.

22. The most painful way to leave in this world is that from the moment you leave, you can never enter his life again, but he is everywhere in your life.

Don't let others tell you what you can't do. As long as you have a dream, you should pursue it. Those who can't tell you forever, neither can you. You should strive for what you want.

24. Look at people you don't like, learn to settle your inner dissatisfaction, look at people you like, and learn to hide your inner emotions.

25, you have a lot of backbone, you have ideas, you are not willing to be mediocre, just lazy.

26. Meeting your soul mate is like walking into the house where you used to live-you know the furniture, the paintings on the walls, the books on the shelves, the things in the drawers: if you get into darkness in this house, you can still walk around freely.

27. The saddest thing about feelings is that for a moment, you are suddenly not sure if it is him.

One of the biggest breakthroughs in my life is that I no longer worry about what others think of me. After that, I was really free to do what I thought was best for myself. Only when we don't need foreign recognition will we become free.

If one day I can't help asking you, you must lie to me. No matter how much you hate it, don't tell me that the person you love most is not me.

30. People who love each other quarrel, often not without feelings, but with too much affection. When everyone loves each other deeply, a little contradiction will hurt people. I can't let go because I attach too much importance to it. True love is not that you don't quarrel, get angry, lose your temper or mess around, but that you have quarreled, cried and scolded, and in the end, you love each other the most.

3 1, children will ask why you ignore me, and adults are tacitly alienated.

Our long-standing thoughts and feelings will be revealed by a stranger one day. I hope Qi Yanjun can be the stranger who speaks your mind.

33. The death of many people runs counter to the wishes of their boyhood. I think I am mature, sophisticated and smart. I used to be naive, but now I finally see through it and want to wear it. As a result, we became the kind of people we hated most when we were children.

If one day, I suddenly alienate you, don't think about what happened between us. There is nothing wrong with you. I just got sick suddenly. I'll be all right in a minute. Friendship is like this, so is love.

35. I don't want to be strong. I just want to be that girl. No matter how many grievances and pains I have experienced, I live with a frown, with a rich and peaceful heart and a clear and open-minded personality. Occasionally melodramatic but not artificial, but not bitter, not complaining, not bitter. Sincere to everyone, enthusiastic about everything, I believe that everything in this world will get better gradually.