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Friends circle is very funny. Tell me something interesting about making friends.

1, once the sea was difficult for water, shredded chicken legs with fish flavor.

2, frying, cooking are all ways to become delicious, and so is refueling.

3. Oh, let a man with boldness of vision go to his favorite place to eat and drink.

The girl who used to drink soda now drinks brown sugar water.

5, don't talk nonsense, ice cream is so cold, where did you get the heat?

6, the so-called holiday: the family is suspected, no money to go out, especially free every day.

7. It's not good to give up halfway. I suggest you love me to death.

8. A leopard cannot change his spots. Yes, there is no way.

9. I always boil myself on bad days, just like smelly socks always wash themselves.

10, I look too fat because I am swollen by life.

1 1, like a neighbor who ate Chili peppers numb the partition; Such as glaucoma, cataract and blindness; Just like the king, he lost to you in a match against bronze.

12, I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.

13, I'm only in my twenties. I can be late for love, but it's not too late for delivery.

14, the moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep. The sun is rising, and I can't bear it.

15, the thinner the person, the harder it is to walk in windy weather. Being overweight is a stable happiness.

16, you are not ugly, but you are actually pretty.

17, a man with a dream of red mansions, lives in the world of water margin, and wants to make friends with some Taoyuan brothers in the Three Kingdoms, but he always meets some monsters in Journey to the West.

18, don't think how good Cinderella's story is. If the shoes really fit, they won't fall off in the first place.

19, you said you wanted to grow old with me. After I dyed it, you called me non-mainstream.

20. When you think you can't do it, you walk on the zebra crossing, and you are a pedestrian.

2 1, the beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps around.

22. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but I often took a shower and shrunk.

23. Keep a good attitude and take it easy: at least for now, we still have hair to lose.

I want to go to the movies with my partner tomorrow. Do you have any good partners to recommend?

25, you scold me, I suffer, you little turtle.

26, self-timer this kind of thing is destined to rely on the filter for three minutes.

I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

28. A person is not as happy as crazy.

29, she has money, she has a card, but not her size.

30. Sometimes I feel ugly. I took out my ID card and looked worried.