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The awesomeness of awesome people in 2020
1. Some people have died, but she will always live in people’s hard drives. < /p>
4. White-collar workers, backbones, elites, known as white-bone spirits.
5. Love is like getting chickenpox and measles, everyone has it
6. The world is really unfair, how could it throw away so many leftover men and women.
7. The possibility of meeting marriage on the street is like the possibility of meeting an atomic bomb on the street.
8. What does a rich person mean? He has three things and one thing, he has money, a house, a car, but no wife. He tells me every day: Don’t save money, just spend it as you like
9. Pretend to be angry , continue tomorrow, and carry the romance to the end
10. You can reject me, but don’t reject youth.
11. I would rather be arrogant and moldy than humble in love
12. At worst, I will be kicked into a disability, at worst, I will be kicked into a mummy!
13. When I woke up in the morning, "Wow, that wretched man from some house was actually in my toilet. He even peeed just now..." I scratched my head and realized that It's me in the mirror... Well, I've been living a good life as a homebody these days
14. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why not look for it when it's in front of you; I'm chasing after it with Cupid's arrow. Yachai, you fly and fly wearing a bulletproof vest
15. Some people use their brains to blink their eyes, while others use their brains to sniff. (Sniffling) I’m not using my brain on you, I’m attracted to you
16. If you bought it at a low price like me, are you going to hold it for a long time? Or just play it in the short term< /p>
17. There is a bunch of weeds in the vast crowd, so why not look for flowers when you see them
18. They all said that my name was well chosen, Zhang Ting. I asked them to buy all the stocks at the daily limit
19. Later, when my dad came, the stock market collapsed, because I called him "Dad" every day, and he called me "Ting" and "Low Limit". (Tong Dawei talks about stock trading
20. What is the basis of emotion? People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money, and women are afraid of being fat. If you are not fat, I am rich, this is the foundation
21. Wearing a suit with a plaid collar, he looks noble. He nods and bends, almost kneels down. Weekly assessments make people collapse. It is rare for family members to meet during the holidays (a portrayal of insurance companies
22. I heard that there is a Kaifeng The food is good, just an advertisement made by an old man with white hair, the abbreviation is KFC
23. Why did God make women so beautiful, but also so stupid? This question is very simple. Only if we are beautiful, men will love us; if we are made stupid, we will love men.
24. I just want to find a beautiful woman who can spend money to solve the problem that my family has too many RMB. It is easy to mold and grow hair, and it is difficult to move it out to dry every day.
25. How do flowers feel when they are stuck on cow dung? Flowers should be happy. Where can I find such good fertilizer? , Cow Dung dedicated all of himself to the blooming of flowers. The two of them are quite suitable together.
26. I would rather be an idiot than live without love for the rest of my life.
27. It’s great to be alive when you open your eyes at dawn. It’s worth it when you close your eyes at night.
28. What kind of global mobile phone are you using? I can’t find it anywhere in the world. To you.
29. What does it feel like? Being affectionate, righteous, and responsible. It’s best to do things for me that I can’t do, such as washing clothes, cooking, etc. I can’t sleep. He would chat with me when I was sick.
30. There are many secrets to a woman’s success, two of which are very important: strike first against a ferocious man. Strong! Be stronger against men who pretend to be gentle! 2 Women actually don’t want much, but Confucius said that women are difficult to raise. Our response to this is that women will never think that men are difficult to raise. At most, they think your faces are very ugly. Difficult to maintain. 2020 Super Awesome Personality Talk
1. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.
2. Wear quality clothes and find quality men.
3. Whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, then there will be no complaints.
4. I am quiet because you don’t have the capital to let me speak.
5. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?
6. Those who insist on leaving don’t have to stay anymore. Just say one more word.
7. There are advancements and retreats in life. If you don’t get into trouble in life, you can’t lose anything.
8. It’s time to rely on perseverance to get up and courage to take a shower.
9. Until you leave her world, it is impossible. Therefore, I am willing to retreat.
10. How much debt did I owe in my previous life when I met you. How much virtue have you accumulated in your previous life, and you met me.
11. Forgetfulness = death + heart. To make me forget, unless my heart dies.
12. When I was a child, I had an urgent need to urinate and searched desperately for the toilet. I finally found the toilet and finished peeing, and then I woke up.
13. I tease you, you tease him, and it’s a day after you laugh.
14. From now on, forget all your worries and spend every day happily.
15. I don’t believe in 520, I only believe in 502. One drop will last forever, three seconds will last, and we will never be separated.
16. When the struggling feet crush their own hotbed, they open up a path of creation.
17. When we were together, it was yes, but after we broke up, it became.
18. If any woman messes with me, I will take a knife to the supermarket and stab the sanitary napkins.
19. All weekends that are not aimed at sleeping are just hooliganism.
20. In the face of gangsters, I am a scholar. In the face of literati, I am a gangster.
21. How to use vitality bombs. I want to protect the earth.
22. I don’t like your life, so I can only abandon you in my heart.
23. Just because my sister is silent doesn’t mean I don’t care, and my sister’s speech doesn’t mean I want to care.
24. From blue school uniform to white wedding dress, how many scum have you encountered.
25. I shook the sack without taking away a cabbage.
26. A boy basically won’t mention breaking up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.
27. Those who are incompetent look at others and show off, but those who are capable show off!
28. I really don’t know what I’m waiting for, the ending is obviously very clear.
29. Wealth cannot be eroded, poverty cannot be moved, and power cannot be subdued.
30. Even though your wife has cheated on you, you still smile so appropriately.
31. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but my height shrank due to frequent bathing.
32. I also have a temper, please don’t cross my bottom line.
33. The lady’s beard grows so gracefully, she must be a lady.
34. It is not to be a simply excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.
35. I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don’t be afraid of me.
36. I want to see you jealous, but I am afraid that you will say: I wish you happiness.
37. A person will meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.
38. These days, you can’t rely on anything, you can only rely on yourself, which is called “I rely on you” for short.
39. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep.
40. Don’t test mortals with your breathtaking appearance.
41. You are mine! I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap now. You can get them for only 1 yuan. Let me treat you!
42. A woman who truly loves you will not spend your money, but will only give you the love you want.
43. Women should stand behind men. Offer your body at any time.
44. My ideal: own a house, M broadband, be able to order takeout, have direct express delivery, and not have to pay off the mortgage.
45. One day when the dragon gets water, I want the water of the Yangtze River to flow back.
46. What the poor monk seeks is not the Buddha, but the TEAM; what the poor monk prays for is not the sutra, but loneliness.
47. My lazy smile is an elegance you don’t understand.
48. One word, oh, broke all the topics I wanted to talk about.
49. Which person should I use to explain the pain of heartbreak at this moment.
50. I just want to express my love, otherwise I will go crazy.
51. If betrayal is a kind of courage, then accepting betrayal requires even greater courage.
52. Unless something bad happens, you will never see clearly the appearance of the people around you.
53. Go when you should, stay when you should, and never force yourself in the future.
54. The world is not so perfect, and there is not so much love that can sing and cry.
55. You can lose your first love, but your ambition will never be extinguished. If you lose your true love, you will be like a walking corpse.
56. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. It’s easy to fall asleep if you don’t do well.
57. When you were a child, happiness was a very simple thing; when you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.
58. Are you biological or adopted, or your ex-girlfriend or your step-girlfriend?
59. Many people in school dress so dangerously but look so safe!
60. Let’s break up the homework. I guess we're really not a good fit.
61. Have you ever tried to twist an Oreo? It won’t open at all.
62. Memories are the best ending. Fools are the same and cannot escape sadness.
63. I can’t give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!
64. There are not many truths in this world. A woman's blush is worth more than a long dialogue.
65. I am not sure how long you will stay in my heart.
66. I didn’t like you the first time I met you, but who knew that the more I looked at you, the more I disliked you.
67. Women can even endure menstrual cramps, why can’t men help their desires?
68. Everyone has a blind spot that they cannot get out of and others cannot break into.
69. You will always be my only one, I don’t want anyone else.
70. When encountering obstacles, we must learn to avoid them, just like a hurdle race.
71. Is there anyone like me who is still obsessed with a fruitless result?
72. Distance is not scary. What is scary is that the heart is getting farther and farther away.
73. The ringtone for the end of get out of class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringtone for class is more depressing than anxiety.
74. I thought time could dilute the beauty, but my heartache became clearer and clearer.
75. Sometimes, a person’s disappearance leaves a world alone.
76. Love is like fine sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it drains.
77. My heart has been set aside for you, why do you still care about me?
78. The two of us have so many memories, but I am the only spectator left.
79. Love is not about staring at each other, but looking in the same direction together.
80. Yuanfang, what do you think about this matter? Sir, Yuan Fang is dead. It is a big thing to visit the grave but a small thing to burn paper.
81. Black-haired people don’t know how to study hard, but white-haired people regret studying late.
82. I want to make a download software called Zier. Because it's so fast that it can't cover your ears.
83. Fortunately, I finally loved you before you left.
84. Whether a person’s life is successful or not depends on the memorial service.
85. Sometimes, I really wish to be like a computer. When you are tired, just format it.
86. Same. song. But no matter what. Can't hear it. of the past. melody.
87. Being humble is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
88. Your gentlest voice used to be on the phone, but now there are only memories of the cold air.
89. If no one loves me, I will love myself; if no one loves me, I will love myself.
90. You who I loved are still in my heart, even though we can’t be together.
91. There may not be true love in this world, but there must be true dislike.
92. In this society, there is no right or wrong, only strong and weak.
93. Chat with your friend’s girlfriend if you have nothing to do.
94. I’m picky, I’m difficult to deal with, I speak poorly, and I often have a bad face, but that’s who I am.
95. Maturity does not mean that the heart grows old, but that you can still smile even though tears are rolling in your eyes.
96. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew.
97. My mother gave birth to such a limited edition version of me, so you can do whatever you want.
98. It’s useless no matter how much you despise me, we are both domestic products.
99. Mentally insane lunatics are not scary, but sane lunatics are scary.
100. People who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always unclear about the edge of distance.
101. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.
102. In my philosophy, there has never been a favorite. There is only love, or not love.
103. Do you know how hurtful these three words "it doesn't matter" are?
104. Only through hardship can you drive a Land Rover. If you are young and do not work hard, you can only drive Xiali.
105. If we could turn back time, would our love have a better ending?
106. Forget it, if you don’t lose weight, whether you love meat or not, it won’t increase or decrease.
107. I promised not to cry, but I still cried when you left.
108. I am not your guest, just a passer-by in your life.
109. You are really boring, so I just looked at you a few more times and then brazenly said that I like you.
110. I am not a lady. When I am in a bad mood, I also want to swear gracefully.
111. Your new love is not someone else’s broken shoe.
112. If you don’t like me, eat shit until you like me.
113. When dry firewood meets a strong fire, it is called a bright fire; when wet firewood meets a small flame, it is a dull fire.
114. I heard that money is the dirtiest thing in the world, so if you don’t want it, you can throw it to me.
115. When you have someone you love very much, you should keep yourself safe and not expect someone better.
116. Those who say you can’t do it may be people who are worried that you can do it.
117. In my next life, as a man, I will marry a woman as good as me.
118. You said there was something wrong with my brain, and that’s why I fell in love with you.
119. I may not be beautiful, but I may not be able to like you.
120. Who said women love money? What women love is not money, but Mao Zedong. Very awesome sentences, classic awesome sentences
Very awesome sentences
1. Don’t talk about love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!
< p> 2. It’s not that you don’t want to give up, but that you can’t give up.3. After the pain, you will no longer feel the pain, but only an indifferent heart.
4. You praise me for being invulnerable to all poisons, but do you know that I am not afraid of anything after a thousand arrows pierce my heart?
5. If you plagiarize and talk about me behind my back, it only means that my life is obviously much more exciting than yours.
6. I don’t take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I want to know whether I am important.
7. When the sauce package of instant noodles changes from liquid to solid, I know that winter is coming.
8. The initial purity, stubbornness, stubbornness and pride have long been worn away by time.
9. I won’t be sad, it’s not that profound and it’s just the same life.
10. Don’t call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
11. Can you stop looking for me for entertainment when you are bored and kick me away when you are busy?
12. If you don’t know the ropes and can’t fight, don’t pretend to be cool.
13. I bet my life's happiness, how could you let me lose?
14. I promise you that you will wear the rosy clouds and wear the phoenix crown, and you will obey me and travel around the world.
15. Being reluctant to throw away things when they are broken is nostalgia, loving the wrong person and not forgetting is being mean.
16. I won’t say any bad words. You can just read and take without replying.
17. My heart has already been in turmoil, but I still pretend to be normal.
18. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.
19. There once was a person who didn’t love me and later he died.
20. My crying, my silence, my nonsense. Thank you for seeing it and pretending that you don’t know.
Classic awesome sentences
1. You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.
2. If one day you regret giving up on me, please remember that I once kept you like a beggar.
3. If you have money, you can do things well, but if you don’t have money, you can do people well.
4. In your world, maybe I am leftover, but in my world, you are everything to me.
5. First, you will be completely injured and then apply some medicine that will not help.
6. Bragging will destroy yourself. It's so embarrassing to pull people's balls.
7. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one of them refuses to tell the truth and the other pretends to be stupid until the end.
8. Don’t blame me for leaving without looking back, okay? How could you cherish me if I didn’t leave.
9. Go your own way and split with love.
10. Keep walking and don’t look back. Don’t worry about my heartache and find your sky.
11. Those insignificant remarks are often only said to insignificant people.
12. You have the right to remain silent, but I consider every word you say to be a compliment to me.
13. We will know what happens tomorrow.
14. What exactly are you insisting on? I also scold myself for being extremely naive.
15. If I study with half the heart that I love you, I will definitely become a top student.
Awesome QQ personalized signature
1. No one can protect me and I act like a weak girl, so I have to teach myself to be a tomboy.
2. Forgive me for running all the way here with money just to buy spicy strips.
3. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is just a gecko.
4. Gu Liang, remember, only by living like a queen can you attract the king.
5. I have been running in the field of hope, although I am occasionally stumbled by disappointment.
6. Those unforgettable days are forgotten in the time we never forget.
7. Are you quiet in one world and arrogant in another?
8. In my emotional hell, love is forbidden in prison.
9. I can learn to be tolerant to you, but I will never allow you to indulge.
10. The biggest lie in the world is: Lend me a napkin, saying it was a loan, but in fact no one ever returned it.
11. Air costs nothing, kid. Fuck you sister, please explain to me what potato chips are all about
12. I must appear in your family’s household registration book, either as your wife or as your stepmother.
13. From now on, I will be a beautiful woman, not beautiful, but kind.
14. Don’t say that I have poor eyesight or that he is ugly. I don’t like him because of his looks.
15. I can risk my life for love, as long as I want, as long as you want.
Comments from 2020 awesome and domineering social people
1. To be a woman, you should be like Hu Yifei, a Barbie doll in appearance, a Transformer in action, a female gangster in thought, and an Oriental Invincible in knowledge. .
2. If you are not satisfied with me, please come to me directly and don’t go to others to vent your unsettled emotions.
3. I like sunshine, but I don’t like the sun. I like going to school, but I don't like classes.
4. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.
5. As a human being, you must be able to withstand lies, perfunctory treatment, and deception.
6. A person who has changed his heart is like a dog, whoever has the ability will lead him away!
7. You used to be the oxygen in my life, but now you are only worthy of being carbon dioxide. .
8. Women who rely on men will eventually fall. Don't be stupid, it's better to rely on yourself than anyone else.
9. I had an afro perm a few days ago. When I got home, my mother asked me in shock: Did you touch the switch?
10. You were my only pride. , it is my capital to show off, and it is you who picked up the knife and stabbed me the most painfully.
11. Those who understand me don’t need to explain; those who don’t understand me, why bother explaining.
12. Girls, how can there be so many white horses? Just find a donkey, don’t wait until one day all the donkeys will be snatched away.
13. The bird has no wings and cannot fly, but I can live well without you.
14. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.
15. For color, light is good, but if it is dark, it will fade; for life, simple is good, if it is complicated, it will deteriorate.
16. If a man abandons a woman who treats him like his life, then he will meet a woman who treats him like a dog.
17. I looked back five hundred times in the past life, but in exchange for a scoundrel sentence in this life!
18. My appearance dare not compete with yours, but I am special than any of you. comparable.
19. If I spend my time and enthusiasm chasing you on studying, you will only be considered a scumbag.
20. A glass of boiling water can burn me to death, or a glass of ice water can chill me to death, but a glass of warm water cannot consume me. What I want is black and white, direct and neat!
21 . A woman’s greatest pride is not how good she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!
22. If you don’t love me, get out of my heart, get out of my life, get out of me What a good dream.
23. A true good friend will understand your silence better than what you want to say.
24. If it is mine, no one can touch it. Even if it is not mine, I will not want it even if it is given away for free.
25. No matter how beautiful a man looks, he is still a waste if he has no ability.
26. I don’t dare compete with you in appearance, but no one can compare to you in my specialness.
27. Because I am young, I have the capital to be energetic. Since I am young, I should be energetic.
28. To be a woman, you must have integrity. You must either be in love until you get married, or you must be proud to be single.
29. Your current attitude determines whether you will be a person or a waste ten years from now.
30. I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. Look at how I can kill you!
31. The most precious thing Not the material things you own but the people around you.
32. I wish the young man who deceived my feelings will live a life without love, no children and grandchildren, a life of loneliness, and a long life.
33. If you let me be torn apart and live like a zombie, I will let you die of love and death.
34. The so-called cheating is to get tired of playing with your own lover and play with someone else's lover.
35. Without you, the earth will still revolve and rotate. When I get up every morning and look up, the sun is still rising in the sky.
36. He is black, he is ugly, he is poor, he is short, he is a loser, he is my brother.
37. If you only come to me when you need me, I will give you two choices, either get out immediately or get out immediately!
38. The most hateful thing Not a mistress, but a mistress who couldn't resist temptation.
39. I hate you when I take care of you, but when you need me, can you please go wherever you want?
40. I am a single cell, I have no femininity, I have thick lines, I have a bad figure, and I like to be unreasonable.
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