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1, I'm nine, you're three, I'm still you except you. 2. I don't know the beginning, but I am passionate about it. 3, we eat in buckets, so we are a family. 4. If life deceives you, don't complain, hug me. Even if the whole world is scolding you, I will spend the rest of my life telling you sweet words. 6. You have to talk to your heart. 7. There is nothing to expect except you in this life. 8. There is only one person, which leads to the four seasons of this year. 9. From now on, I will grow old at will. I don't say anything black, I like you. 1 1. I want to be the one who only likes you and is only liked by you. 12. If only I had been born in ancient times, I would have been with you since I was a teenager. From then on, I don't have to care about rain or shine. 14. I like you. It's the kind of love that makes my heart ring at the thought of your name. 15. The three most important things in life are that you want to sleep and you want to sleep. Three things in life are really well written, do your own thing well, and don't bully the weak and the old. Right or wrong is just a process, and what is important is peace of mind. Do your own thing, be careful step by step, people who are unprepared are easy to suffer, and people who don't understand the world are easy to be fooled. People live, be human, don't be greedy, do things, don't be ungrateful, pay attention to every good person, help every kind person, and be grateful to every sincere heart. Doing one's own thing well is a virtue. Done, there is a Buddha in my heart and a lamp in front of me. If you don't do well, you will lose your reputation and confidence. We should help other people's affairs, not help the bad guys, we should do them, and we should not make mistakes. Right and wrong, it is good to understand, there is no need to say too thoroughly, people are warm and cold, there is no need to hide too deep, be a man, when people reach middle age, everything is over, and it is also a blessing to get through it early. Man, there is something called others' smile, but you must help others yourself to get it. Good people are not written, they are made. Bad guys are not spoken, but habits that cannot be changed and laziness that cannot be forgotten. God's business is a kind of conscience. There is a so-called heaven knows the earth. Without conscience, I have time to trouble you. Human feelings, you don't pay back, time locks away your years, kindness, you don't pay back, time locks away your smile, providence, right time and right place. People are alive, don't forget that the sky is waiting, don't forget that the sky is waiting, don't complain if you lose, and don't regret if you lose. Youth doesn't mean regret, life doesn't mean complaining about others. If you see through it, you will be open, if you don't understand it, you will be silent. If you don't complain about the sky, you won't be confused. 520 network Valentine's Day love story 1: The wind is warm in the direction where you stand. I don't even care about myself, but I care so much about you. 3: You said that you like the four seasons, and I like having you in the four seasons. 4: I am not greedy, and the greatest satisfaction is the care you give. I want to give you the whole world, so I am used to living without taking care of myself. 6: You are an unopened gift that I have been waiting for half my life. 7: I copied all the love stories, and what I want to tell you is true. 8: I understand that you bow your head and don't talk. Take care of your childlike innocence. 9: When you are with me, I never envy others. 10: Love is not gazing at each other, but looking at the same direction together. 1 1: Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before by your light. 12: The deepest way is your routine, and I am willing to sink to the end. 13: I still like you very much, and I like the old bones of the old city. 14: The answer is very long. I will spend my whole life answering it. Are you ready to listen? 15: loving a person is as low as dust, not to mention drug dogs and paramecium. 16: Love is not a dish or a meal, but a kiss of the skin. It is a heroic dream in a tired life. 17: Getting married means giving up my freedom and giving you peace of mind. Accompany you to the end of your life. 18: There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! 19: There are creeping weeds in the wild. A beautiful woman is walking on the road, very beautiful. It's perfect for me to meet a real coincidence. Wild weeds grow in rows, and dew is round and round on the grass. A beautiful woman is walking on the road, with clear facial features and beautiful and moving. I didn't expect to meet the real Joe, and she was both happy. 20: In the process of loving you, some people themselves become stronger and wiser, so once they become Buddhas, some people themselves become more wretched and unbearable, once they become demons. In the process of love, whether Buddha or demon, I experienced all the difficulties you gave me, and finally I found me. 2 1: You want me to cut down all the forests for your tree, but you don't want to believe that you are the one I carefully selected in the vast forest. You want me to dry up all the oceans for a drop of water, but you refuse to believe that you are the one with a special liking in my 3 thousand weak water. 22: I set up a love boat in the river of years, full of romance and sweetness, to take you back to the depths of happiness. Let the sincere vows make a ripple of happiness and accompany us to the future: I love you forever. 23: I have you in my heart, and even the best girl can't walk into my heart; With you in my eyes, the most beautiful flowers are no longer gorgeous; With you in life, ups and downs will be romantic and invincible. I love you, with all my heart, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! 202 1 network 1, invisible things are terrible, but people's hearts are not more terrible. 2. The fiercest quarrel lasts only one minute, and what you said in that minute can't be made up for in a hundred minutes. Well, that's true. Only when I smile happily can my sadness not be seen through. I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him. 6. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome? 7. When the external pressure increases, the internal power should be enhanced. 8, listening to you, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously. 9. If you want to remain arrogant and single, why should you help others train your husband so seriously? 10, don't complain behind my back, come out and kill me if you feel uncomfortable. 1 1, son, fools can't be resurrected. Network buzzwords. 12. Walnut milk is one yuan a bag. Please mend your pig brain. I can consider talking to you. 13, memories in the traces of years, precipitated a good-looking look. 14, I feel that you are as annoying as my mother when I do something wrong. 15, please don't doubt my love for you. Not frivolous. I know it is my courage to accompany you all my life. 16, is your acting bad, or am I exposed too early? 17. Do you know yourself? It's nothing. Play the video. Think of it as your TV. You can go out as soon as you press the button. 18, who said that only men can give women sex? Gay people are lucky. 19, when I was a child, I often wondered: Is it better to go to Tsinghua, Peking University or Fudan when I grow up? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much. 20. We are all good students. We don't love each other or elope. We will accompany you on the trumpet. My name is Zeng. I'm in Class 1, Grade 2. 2 1, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me. 22. Friendship is not drunk by wine, but can be remembered by wine! If you don't pretend, we can still be friends. Humor is a person's interest in laughing when he wants to cry. 24. I have become an immortal, please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire cannot be a positive result, and smoke without fire cannot be immortal! 25. The story was once in the United States, and thinking about it is only the past. 26. The mine disaster continued in the review, and the rise in property prices was under control. 27, you can love, you also want to leave a retreat for yourself. 28. I spent most of my youth, but I just played with him. The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings. 30. Most men think with their lower bodies, but I am different. I think all the problems are thought with the upper body, although all I think is the problems of the lower body, 3 1, three wishes for winter vacation! Playing crazy all night, eating too much, loving relatives and friends for a long time, making the lucky money harder! 32. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military. 33. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles. 34. I am in this love now, just to accumulate experience for my son. 35. A good reputation is a woman's most respectable dowry. Seeing you is like seeing a small green vegetable in the market, 50 cents each. 37. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said. 38. The ending is like this, and the reason is no longer important. 39. On the top of the high mountain, there is a girl. Oh, my god, my god, it's beautiful. 40. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually. 4 1, I like myself very much. 42. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon. 43. Dealing with women always ends like this: love should be dedicated to her; All women deserve special love. 44. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall. 45. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence, she threw up. 46. We are all good students. We don't fall in love or elope to play the trumpet with you. 47. If you fall, get up and cry again. 48. Don't challenge my password with your Trojan horse. 49. Crying at yourself and laughing at others is the so-called life. 50. When I am strong, I will sweep all the snacks in the supermarket! 5 1, oh, I'll go. You are so busy that you have to go to the bathroom by yourself. As a charity, can you lend me your shoulder? Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it. 54. If I tell you to get out, you get out. I don't know if it will be okay if you come and hold on tight. This is the warmest sentence I have ever seen. 55. I am simple. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business. 56. Not all men and women are equal, so why can't I go to the ladies' room? 57. You dare to talk to me about basketball even if you don't know Beckham! 58. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later; People who can't find time to fall in love will find time for blind date sooner or later. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die. 60. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire. 6 1, ten dollars fell into the cesspit, thought about it, threw another hundred dollars, and then fished it all out. I am a special correspondent! 62. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, and beauty is in the eye of the lover. 63, the text has been abolished, and the reason has been paralyzed. Learning is a waste, and people are stupid. All subjects must fail, and all schoolmasters can only be bloodbath. 64. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure. 65. Let's smell the fragrance ~ Rouliang seems to hear it often! It was not until I met you that I realized that dinosaurs could actually reappear. 67. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices. 68. Don't dig Lao Tzu's grave. I thought I was a grave robber, too. Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically. 70. The past is a thing, but the past is a feeling. 7 1, think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live. 72. Let's flip a coin to bet that heads are my boyfriend and tails are your girlfriend. 73. It's all water. Why do you need wine? Why are you pretending to be sheep when you are all perverts! 74. You are the first among birds, and I am the most respected among thousands of kings. 75.look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions. 76. Many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic. 77. When two people quarrel, the person who says sorry first does not admit defeat or forgive. He just cherishes this feeling more than the other party. 78, not superstitious, only charming. 79. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague. 80. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early. 8 1, you are a child who is not surprised. Even though the winter vacation is only a few days, you still haven't opened your schoolbag. Remember, the angel is with you and you are beautiful! 82. You ask me how much I love you, and mistress represents my heart. 83. The public can be welcome or unpopular. 84. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. 85. Being in love is like peeling an onion. There is always a layer that will make you cry. 86, busy, have something to say, don't worry about the whole thing. 87. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults. 88. Low-key doesn't mean no accent. 89. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity. 90. We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing. 9 1, life is in vain without struggle, and life is boring without suffering. 92. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko. 93. People from your surface will also go to other surfaces. Only those who come for your heart will last. I hope I can see you every morning when I wake up. 95. Those who destroy are immortal, and those who destroy are immortal. 96. Happiness is not because you get more, but because you care less! 97, friendship, how warm the heart of the two words, but there are so many true and false, prevention or not. 98, how many lovesickness one-night stands, the ends of the earth are not long. 99. When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong! 100, there is no natural self-confidence, only self-confidence that is constantly cultivated. 10 1, I can help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve, grandson, you also learn! 102, I also hope that there is someone behind me when I am sad, even if he doesn't say a word. 103, don't say I've changed, just say you're tired. 104, how many people know that Zi Qiao is married in reality. 105, I am nostalgic because I can't see the future. God arranged our fate, but forgot to give us the instruction 106. Sometimes when I feel that I am doing something, I suddenly feel that this scene seems to have appeared in my dream. 107, even if it is a piece of shit, I will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today. 108, don't make people crazy in the future, because the human brain 100% is water. 109, my biggest wish is that when I eat watermelon, I shake it gently and all the seeds fall out, and then I can chew watermelon. 1 10, life grinds us round and makes us roll further. 1 1 1, the wind is rustling and the water is cool. If you owe money, you have to pay it back. 1 12, money makes many people who don't love each other sleep together. 1 13. Marry Tang Priest as a husband in the future. Play if you can, but you can't just eat him. 1 14. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do. 1 15, teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't keep holding parent-teacher meetings. 1 16, lovelorn is crazier than love. 1 17. If you can't stay for a long time, don't stop over. 1 18, look at your big face like a net, I really want to slap it down to give you a thin face. 1 19, Grandpa Mao said that people who don't want to get married are hooligans. 120, I loved and hurt girls, and my heart ached. I have never been afraid of losing a girl. 12 1. If I tell your girl that Wadaki is the same person, don't spit rice! 122, most people will not say that I am handsome, but generally only that I am born domineering. 123, winter vacation homework is: You write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading. (To Youth) 124. Dad is the most handsome man in the world. 125, not to say that you don't laugh, but the powder falls off when you laugh. 126. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver. 127, prosperity, indifference, adversity, calmness. 128, don't wait for everyone to say that you are ugly before you find yourself really ugly! 129, sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter-but you just like Sao ~ 130, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite. Network Edge Xiao Wang Edge Xiao Daquan 20XX Edge Xiao Daquan 20XX Bian Xiao