Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - This is not a bad thing. My lines

This is not a bad thing. My lines

Liu Yuntian: Well, I said, didn't you go home for the New Year? What are you doing here?

Cao Yunjin: Forget it. I can't go back to my home.

Liu Yuntian: Yo, what's going on?

Cao Yunjin: My mother asked me to take my girlfriend home for the Spring Festival.

Liu Yuntian: Is it bad?

Cao Yunjin: That's a good thing, but my girlfriend and I broke up.

Liu Yuntian: It must be because you were unkind to others that they broke up with you.

Cao Yunjin: You are really wrong. Breaking up is good for me.

Liu Yuntian: Who is to blame?

Cao Yunjin: Of course it depends on her!

Liu Yuntian: What's the matter?

Cao Yunjin: You don't know that this girl is too noisy now. She is always unhappy. In the past, women paid attention to three obedience and four virtues. Why didn't I catch up with her at this good time?

Liu Yuntian: Well, isn't that the bondage of women in the old society?

Cao Yunjin: You said the old one was "three obedience and four virtues", and now they have added a new one.

Liu Yuntian: Yo!

Cao Yunjin: I think it's a constraint on us men.

Liu Yuntian: Then tell me about it. What's a three-follower?

Cao Yunjin: Never considerate, never gentle, never reasonable.

Liu Yuntian: What about these four virtues?

Cao Yunjin: Don't talk, fight, scold or provoke.

Liu Yuntian: Yeah, OK. That can't live!

Cao Yunjin: The key point is that I can't coax her. As soon as I saw that it was the Spring Festival, she was unhappy. I hurried to coax her. I said, "honey, stop. Can you stop?" Who's making trouble? Who's bothering you? Ah, can't you be a big man and say you're sorry? Cann't you just say you're sorry When I see people say this, how can I make a quick statement,' I'm sorry' and guess what he said?

Liu Yuntian: What did he say?

Cao Yunjin: You think an apology is enough!

Liu Yuntian: Hi!

Cao Yunjin: No, that's all she said!

Liu Yuntian: There is no such thing.

Cao Yunjin: Break up!

Liu Yuntian: Alas, alas, alas, don't break up easily, just say it's not good for others, and that's not wrong for you!

Cao Yunjin: Didn't I tell you? Breaking up is good for me.

Liu Yuntian: Oh, okay, wait a minute. What do you mean, "not bad, me"?

Cao Yunjin: That's it. Not bad for me!

Liu Yuntian: Who is to blame?

Cao Yunjin: Because she dislikes me so much.

Liu Yuntian: What don't people like about you?

Cao Yunjin: I was ugly at first.

Liu Yuntian: Yo!

Cao Yunjin: I have to explain to her! I said, honey, I'm not ugly. I said you have never seen an ugly one.

Liu Yuntian: Ah!

Cao Yunjin: I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen you so ugly. At first glance, it looks ugly, but on closer inspection, it looks even uglier. What you say is really bad.

Liu Yuntian: Really?

Cao Yunjin: I'm in a hurry! I'm not ugly, I'm bad, just like an old saying goes!

Liu Yuntian: What can I say?

Cao Yunjin: There is an old saying that men are not bad and women don't love them. Besides, you women just like this kind of ugly man.

Liu Yuntian: Yo!

Cao Yunjin: Yes, we women like such ugly men, but we don't like ugly men.

Liu Yuntian: Ouch!

Cao Yunjin: What you said about her is so insulting!

Liu Yuntian: It's so irritating!

Cao Yunjin: I finally got over my ugliness.

Liu Yuntian: Hmm.

Cao Yunjin: I have no education and have no language with her.

Liu Yuntian: You can develop a hobby.

Cao Yunjin: Yes.

Liu Yuntian: Oh!

Cao Yunjin: She likes watching TV plays. I watch them with her. She likes to watch the biography of Zhen Huan, and I watch it with her.

Liu Yuntian: Great!

Cao Yunjin: I studied this fax from Zhen Xuan.

Liu Yuntian: Really?

Cao Yunjin: There are several pronunciations of this word.

Liu Yuntian: Oh!

Cao Yunjin: I studied Huan, Xuan and Joan. Have I studied them?

Liu Yuntian: Didn't you do less research?

Cao Yunjin: There is research!

Liu Yuntian: Hmm!

Cao Yunjin: I can't even speak human.

Liu Yuntian: Yes!

Cao Yunjin: Every day before dinner, she would sit down. I had to kneel on the ground to invite her, and I had to use a long Zhen Xuan.

Liu Yuntian: Well, what can I say?

Cao Yunjin: I'll help you learn.

Liu Yuntian: You learn and we listen.

Cao Yunjin: She sat down and I knelt down.

Liu Yuntian: Hmm!

Cao Yunjin: My young master is never beautiful or handsome. Recently, due to all kinds of complicated things, he feels a little haggard. My slave has been in debt to my young master for many years, and every time I think about it, I feel disappointed. Therefore, the loyal and delicious food I specially prepared coincides with the fact that the Queen Mother just sent first-class spicy ingredients to pay tribute to Fan Bang. I wonder if it will be excellent if you use it?

Liu Yuntian: Oh, what does that mean?

Cao Yunjin: I just asked her if Zhajiang Noodles was enough. ...

Liu Yuntian: Huo. Why are you so troublesome?

Cao Yunjin: I am literate. Isn't that obvious?

Liu Yuntian: If you are literate, you should read more books.

Cao Yunjin: Forget reading. Don't be angry if you don't mention reading. The mere mention of reading makes you angry.

Liu Yuntian: What's the matter?

Cao Yunjin: I was reading at home that day. Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty made great achievements at the age of 23. How can I compare with others? Can I not be angry? Go on, the Tongzhi emperor of the Qing Dynasty died for four years, at the age of 23. Well, I'm balanced.

Liu Yuntian: Hi, how are you? What kind of mentality is this!

Cao Yunjin: Later, I finally thought that I had no education. I was a different person.

Liu Yuntian: I don't care about you!

Cao Yunjin: I have no money.

Liu Yuntian: Oh, that shouldn't be.

Cao Yunjin: When you say you have no money, it's not bad for me!

Liu Yuntian: Who is to blame?

Cao Yunjin: It's my father.

Liu Yuntian: Well, is it ridiculous to rely on your father?

Cao Yunjin: Nonsense. If my father has no money, can I have money?

Liu Yuntian: What logic?

Cao Yunjin: Of course it depends on him!

Liu Yuntian: Oh!

Cao Yunjin: I have a friend whose father is a big boss in business.

Liu Yuntian: Yes!

Cao Yunjin: Rich second generation doesn't have to do anything. Alas, people live in that house.

Liu Yuntian: Please don't talk about others here. What's the use? It's called wasting resources. What should we pay attention to now? It is shameful to waste and preserve glory.

Cao Yunjin: Hey, you are jealous when you say that.

Liu Yuntian: There's nothing to be jealous of.

Cao Yunjin: Let me ask you something about a good house.

Liu Yuntian: Villa.

Cao Yunjin: No one still lives in the villa. The important thing now is to live in a quadrangle.

Liu Yuntian: Yes!

Cao Yunjin: People talk a lot about quadrangles about their courtyards. Cao Yunjin: There are more than 700 people's courtyards. There are hundreds of expressways in the yard.

Liu Yuntian: Huo.

Cao Yunjin: His father drove to the toilet and came back halfway.

Liu Yuntian: What's the matter?

Cao Yunjin: I can't help it.

Liu Yuntian: Hey, hello!

Cao Yunjin: Well, let me tell you something.

Liu Yuntian: What's its name? It's called.

Cao Yunjin: People's rice bowls, pure gold rice bowls. Have you ever used someone else's toilet, pure gold, pure gold toilet?

Liu Yuntian: I'm afraid there's a mix-up.

Cao Yunjin: How can it be confused? There is water in the toilet.

Liu Yuntian: I like soup.

Cao Yunjin: When you say that, you are jealous and envious.

Liu Yuntian: There is nothing to envy. I tell you, wealth is earned by yourself, which is very valuable.

Cao Yunjin: Don't talk to me about struggle. It's hard to get angry without talking about the struggle. I watched a TV series called Struggle the other day, but it made me very angry. There is a boy named Lu Tao in it, which is so irritating. Her father has billions of property, and several beautiful women around him like him. Finally, guess what he said.

Liu Yuntian: Say what?

Cao Yunjin: That's not what I want. What you want is not what I want. Yes

Liu Yuntian: Hi, what can I do for you?

Cao Yunjin: Well, my father has billions of assets, and I still take the bus every day. I have bought a car.

Liu Yuntian: Yo.

Cao Yunjin: I've made up my mind. If I buy a car, I will buy a bus.

Liu Yuntian: What is this painting?

Cao Yunjin: Take the bus line specially, so there is no traffic jam. Specially parked at the bus station, no parking fee. Someone gets on the bus, tell him to get off, our private car.

Liu Yuntian: Hey-don't be paranoid. You should go to work with your feet on the ground.

Cao Yunjin: Work?

Liu Yuntian: Ah.

Cao Yunjin: I have no job.

Liu Yuntian: Look for it.

Cao Yunjin: I can't find it.

Liu Yuntian: If you can't find a job, it's up to you!

Cao Yunjin: It's not bad for me not to find a job.

Liu Yuntian: Not bad for you?

Cao Yunjin: Of course not bad for me! How difficult it is to find a job now. Many companies don't give living expenses and always need work experience. Well, do you think there are them?

Liu Yuntian: Gee, there is nothing wrong with him.

Cao Yunjin: Why, Zhuge Liang didn't lead the army before he came out. Why do you ask me about my work experience?

Liu Yuntian: Look, he is in a hurry.

Cao Yunjin: Don't worry? Many companies won't give me an interview, and the interviewer is so angry. I went to a company that day and everything was fine. Finally, the interviewer almost didn't piss me off. What did he say? Let him remember me in the shortest time. I thought it was simple.

Liu Yuntian: Ah.

Cao Yunjin: I walked up to him and turned it around. It was a big mouth. Hum, do you think he still remembers me?

Liu Yuntian: I remember.

Cao Yunjin: Remember, remember, and then the job will be gone.

Liu Yuntian: Yes, yes. Who told you to hit him?

Cao Yunjin: Find something else quickly.

Liu Yuntian: Hmm.

Cao Yunjin: I managed to get a job in a foreign trade company with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan.

Liu Yuntian: That's all right.

Cao Yunjin: Money doesn't matter. The company is still formal.

Liu Yuntian: That will do.

Cao Yunjin: That will do.

Liu Yuntian: Hmm.

Cao Yunjin: Keep working and make money. A month later, I didn't take a penny and returned it to others for 2000.

Liu Yuntian: Oh, what is this?

Cao Yunjin: According to company regulations, you are not allowed to be late for work, and you will be fined 200 yuan for being late.

Liu Yuntian: Why do you have to be late?

Cao Yunjin: Being late is not a bad thing for me!

Liu Yuntian: Not bad for you?

Cao Yunjin: The company is in the Sixth Ring Road in Northeast China, and our family lives in the Fifth Ring Road in Southwest China. Going to work every day is the same as learning from the scriptures.

Liu Yuntian: Yes.

Cao Yunjin: And the traffic jam is too serious. The traffic jam in this big city is so serious now. The morning rush hour is from 6: 00 a.m. to 6: 00 p.m. 12 p.m.

Liu Yuntian: One day.

Cao Yunjin: Have you forgotten that famous saying? The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you and me.

Liu Yuntian: Oh, OK. Why don't you stop feeling? Or because you got up late,

Cao Yunjin: Not because I got up late, but because I live far away.

Liu Yuntian: Oh?

Cao Yunjin: Why do I live far away?

Liu Yuntian: Why?

Cao Yunjin: Not bad for me, too.

Liu Yuntian: What's wrong with you?

Cao Yunjin: How expensive the housing prices in this city are! This developer sells 50,000 to 6. 1 10,000 square meters of houses. Where can I afford it?

Liu Yuntian: Ah, yes. Well, then why not buy this house?

Cao Yunjin: I don't have enough money to buy a house! How expensive it is now. Going to the supermarket to buy anything casually costs hundreds of dollars, and eating something good is more expensive. I went to the supermarket that day and wanted to buy a bass to eat. When I saw this live bass, it was 30 yuan a catty, which was too expensive!

Liu Yuntian: As for efforts?

Cao Yunjin: Don't tell me, there are some cheap ones.

Liu Yuntian: How about something cheap?

Cao Yunjin: It was a cheap death.

Liu Yuntian: This.

Cao Yunjin: Fifteen yuan a catty.

Liu Yuntian: Yes.

Cao Yunjin: But death is nothing new. Life is too expensive. I am so entangled in living.

Liu Yuntian: How uncomfortable!

Cao Yunjin: What do you suggest? I thought about it and paid attention to it.

Liu Yuntian: What do you think?

Cao Yunjin: I'll wait.

Liu Yuntian: Wait a minute. Cao Yunjin: I will wait for the fish to die. If it's just dead, I'll buy it back. Cheap and fresh. I'll wait here.

Liu Yuntian: OK, wait.

Cao Yunjin: I'm just waiting to die.

Liu Yuntian: Oh, OK. Wait a minute. Do you want to die? Waiting for the fish to die.

Cao Yunjin: I'll wait here for the fish to die.

Liu Yuntian: Alas!

Cao Yunjin: After waiting for three hours, no fish died. I can't wait. I'm afraid I can't beat him.

Liu Yuntian: Oh, no.

Cao Yunjin: What should we do? As soon as I reached out, I copied the copy and put it in the fish tank, Hollo.

Liu Yuntian: Look for it.

Cao Yunjin: Why are there no dead fish? Why are there no dead fish? There are no dead fish. There are no dead fish. There are no dead fish. The waiter next to me can't stand the knock, sir. This knock doesn't count.

Liu Yuntian: Huo, you are too bad.

Cao Yunjin: I can't help it. Who let me earn less in this job?

Liu Yuntian: Then you can change your job.

Cao Yunjin: That's too easy. I don't think I can find a good job in my life.

Liu Yuntian: You have no confidence in yourself.

Cao Yunjin: I have no confidence. But it's good that I'm not confident!

Liu Yuntian: Oh, not bad for you?

Cao Yunjin: I suffered setbacks when I was a child.

Liu Yuntian: What setbacks?

Cao Yunjin: I was smart when I was a child, and my parents had high expectations of me. It's called wishing my children success.

Liu Yuntian: Yes.

Cao Yunjin: My father enrolled me in an interest class in Olympic Mathematics, but I didn't want to go, so I asked him, Dad, what is Olympic Mathematics? My father lied to me. The Olympics are playing table tennis and swimming. I really believe him.

Liu Yuntian: Hmm.

Cao Yunjin: On the first day, I wore swimming trunks to class.

Liu Yuntian: Ah.

Cao Yunjin: The whole class laughed at me for half a year.

Liu Yuntian: I can't help laughing.

Cao Yunjin: As a result, my academic performance has been getting worse.

Liu Yuntian: Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. Poor academic performance has nothing to do with this, because you didn't study hard.

Cao Yunjin: I tell you, my poor academic performance is not bad for me.

Liu Yuntian: Not bad for me.

Cao Yunjin: Well, so will you.

Liu Yuntian: Nonsense.

Cao Yunjin: I tell you, it won't do me any harm.

Liu Yuntian: What's wrong with you?

Cao Yunjin: Thanks to our teacher.

Liu Yuntian: What's wrong with the teacher?

Cao Yunjin: The teacher doesn't teach well.

Liu Yuntian: Yo.

Cao Yunjin: Especially our biology teacher.

Liu Yuntian: Ah.

Cao Yunjin: How annoying!

Liu Yuntian: Tell me about it.

Cao Yunjin: She didn't do well in the exam. She keeps a bird. Let's answer it. What habitat? What bird? What's its name? No, he has to make things more difficult. She found a cloth bag and put the bird on it to show its legs. Guess what kind of bird this is. Isn't that nonsense? I rolled up my pants. You know who I am!

Liu Yuntian: Hello.

Cao Yunjin: My academic performance is not good, I can't find a good job, my girlfriend broke up with me, and I can't go home. I think these things are good for me.

Liu Yuntian: OK, OK-not bad for you. I think it is entirely up to you. Such an adult will say that this is not bad for me. It's called passing the buck, you know? Why do you always complain about others complaining about society and coveting those crooked ways? Without love, you can pursue love and create opportunities. If you have a job, you have to work hard. Don't blame others for your fantastic ideas. If you want to change your life, you must rely on yourself …

Cao Yunjin: That's true. I might as well study for ten years if I listen to you. I won't talk empty words, I won't talk big, and empty words will only be the fault of the country. Only hard work can make the country prosperous. Listen to you. From now on, I will start my new life.

Liu Yuntian: OK.

Cao Yunjin: Well, I still can't listen to you and you can't talk about me.

Liu Yuntian: Why?

Cao Yunjin: So it's not bad for me. (End)

I like you, regardless of time and distance,

1, you don't have to be cold, I didn't think about it.

I said you are my world. If you leave, it's over. You said I would bring you the ending in advance.

3, some things, quite a pretty, just passed; Some people, with a hard blow, forget.

The simpler things are, the easier it is to be ignored.

Passionate love is an irresistible desire.

6. The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework was someone else's, and you were mine.

7. The wound has almost healed. Is it itchy again? ]

8. Sing a touching love song and talk about a love that will never break up.

9. Walk slowly. Find your own rhythm and have your own simplicity.

10, I'm always so dissatisfied and pretend to be satisfied without saying I don't want it.

1 1, I like you regardless of time and distance.

12, maybe one day, we will: hold someone's hand and forget him.

13, your favorite songs, books you have read, movies that have been uncomfortable for a long time, these are all you told me.

14, I know I'm not the best, but you have to remember that if you lose it, you'll never have it again. .

15, whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

Fiona Fang said it was the most interesting thing he had ever seen.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to walk in my world.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

After listening to your words, you hung up the Southeast Branch.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

I can't see my loneliest time, because I am the loneliest only when you can't see me.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done!

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

Life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I will pass Grade 4 in one day.

I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

Life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

I have been sad, tearful and heartbroken. This is the price of "two".

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

I like you regardless of time and distance.

1, I think about you every day, only to find that we have no intersection at all.

When you are on the other side of the mountain, I have no end on the lonely road.

3. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life; If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

I know you don't care what I think. I know you have the life you want.

My tears touched your eyebrows, and your smile can't touch my tears.

Even if it is out of reach, I will try my best. After all, you are all my dreams.

7. I am confused, but I never escape from reality. I am timid, but I will show enough courage when necessary.

8. I like you regardless of time and distance.

9. [You walk behind me, and I can forget my walking posture in panic]

10, feelings are like glass, which will break one day. All we can do is try our best to protect them.

1 1, Happy April Fool's Day, my love, even if we are not together.

12, fuck, it's your own fault that you can't finish your homework. Why show off your fun?