Interesting sentences make people laugh.

1, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

My wife always warns me not to find a lover by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.

3. Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

4. Sleeping late, getting up in the morning will be sleepy, going to bed early, getting up in the morning is still sleepy, and the conclusion is: I am not suitable for getting up.

The biggest reason that prevents young people in our country from getting rich is that they always want to treat themselves.

6. Downstairs in the community, I scribbled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner bumped into me. Owner: "What do you draw?" Me: "Nothing, just good luck."

7. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

9, the troubles of life, tell mom. "Mom, I don't want to get married." Talking to dad about work: "Dad, I don't have enough money to spend."

10, scientific research has proved that smart girls are generally fatter, because women use adipose tissue to store IQ. The thicker the fat layer, the higher the IQ. Please believe this is a fact.

1 1. My little niece always talks like an adult recently. She says whatever you say. Today, I teased her: You are so cute! She said, you are so cute. I said, you little villain. She said: You are a little bad guy. Me: Aunt is so beautiful! She: Bah!

12, after ten years of continuous efforts and struggles, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.