Write a prank in English. How to write? 3Q

"The next stop is Sanyuanqiao." The name of the subway 10 line is announced: the next stop is Sanyuanqiao. A foreigner sat next to me and whispered, "Saint Qiao Yuan." On the other side of the foreigner sat a 90-year-old MM, who took the next crop: "Yes, Sanyuan Bridge." (Well, 3 yuan Bridge. The foreigner looked at her in surprise. (bridge? 3 yuan? After 90, MM replied with a straight face: "Well, 3 yuan. Bridge toll. " (Well, 3 yuan, the toll. The foreigner paused (damn it! Is it necessary for Beijing subway to pay the bridge toll? ! ), it is estimated that this place may be different from theirs, so I began to look for change in my wallet. After 90, MM said with a straight face: "Now it is free, for the Olympic Games." (Free during the Olympics) The foreigner said to the 90-year-old MM, "Thank you! After 90, MM continued to be expressionless: "You're welcome." (You're welcome) Old Kean quickly "dozed off before the wolf" and held back his smile. However, in his mind, he is rapidly making literal English versions and Chinglish versions of some place names in Beijing. When he remembered, he should have asked Xidan (Xidan: Xidan) and Dongdan (Dongdan: Dongdan) to make a blind date. I can't help laughing when I think of such wonderful projects as the earth setting door and the heaven setting door (Tiananmen Gate: the frontispiece is installed on the ground and in the sky). "It's ... just a joke" (what's that ... a joke), the girl told the foreigner before getting off the bus in shaoyaoju. The foreigner shrugged, hehe, and didn't mind.