Funny talk about narcissism, super narcissistic space talk

1. If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous sin.

2. It's hard to go out in such a strong wind. I'm so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

3. Some people say I am handsome, and I laugh because I look even more handsome when I smile.

4. The kind of person who talks super funny, has a particularly good temper, and is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, like me.

5． I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you embarrassed with my beauty.

6. Recently, people keep saying that I am cute. I thought for a whole night and wondered who had leaked the news.

7. Someone asked me what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I answered: It's me.

8. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself? I can’t even think about it, how could I be so lucky!

9． Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly, I am nothing but handsome.

10． People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who is always liked inadvertently.

11. What’s so important about being beautiful, people always tell me that.

12． I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can't be quiet with my stunning appearance.

13. When I was little, my teacher asked me to explain a word: Handsome guy? I was very confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

14. Why don't I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

15. There are two kinds of people in the world that are most fascinating: those like me and those like me.

16. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific!

17. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance.

18. I feel so scared every time I walk alone at night. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

19. If I become a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

20. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty girls have you had since you grew up? I told her that there was no one, and that usually pretty girls chased me.

21. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

22. There was a very beautiful person sitting in front of me just now. We looked at her for a long time without saying anything. It wasn't until my hands got sore that I put down the mirror.

23. Every morning, I wake up feeling handsome. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

24. When you can't find a good-looking angle for your selfie, you have to realize that you look better in person than in the photo.

25. I don't have any shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

26. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never met me.

27. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

More related funny sayings about saying you are handsome, funny sayings about praising yourself for being handsome, and funny sayings about being extremely narcissistic and domineering

1. Don’t ask me how I did in the exam. I can only say : Burnt

2. If you have any difficulties, please tell me as much as possible. I can’t help you anyway.

3. I am invulnerable to all poisons, but I didn’t expect that you are immune to all poisons.

4. Not very strong and never have the habit of showing weakness.

5. I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my winter vacation homework.

6. Life is so tiring. Once you are handsome, you will remain handsome for more than ten years.

7. My progress impressed him and he became blind from then on.

8. You are so handsome that I am lawless, and I am ugly to a new level.

9. The advantage of having a flat chest is that the distance between two people’s embrace is closer.

10. When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were.

11. A game, a rule. If you can afford it, continue; if you can't afford it, get out.

12. Good-looking people take pictures as profile pictures, while ugly people can only be used as emoticons.

13. I am neither good nor bad. I am not outstanding. I just dare to be different.

14. Don’t overestimate yourself. Without you, the world is still beautiful and I am still gorgeous.

15. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

16. The sun in winter is not the sun at all. It is clearly the light in the refrigerator.

17. Don’t expect to meet the right person, just hope to meet all the right people.

18. Five hundred years ago, you single-handedly conquered the Heavenly Palace. Now 1.4 billion people conquer CCTV for you.

19. God gave me a broad face just to magnify my beauty.

20. I hope that when the countdown reaches zero o'clock, the Monkey King will shout that my grandson is here.

21. Just eight words are enough to make a girl happy: beautiful, OK, buy, not fat, my fault.

22. There is a kind of desolation that this math problem has exceeded the scope of my Chinese understanding.

23. The light rail said not to carry flammable and explosive materials. Someone got off the train decisively because he was so ugly.

24. The weather is too cold. I just went to withdraw money and saw that my bank card has been frozen.

25. In winter, I get up from bed, do exercises in the morning, and turn off the water after taking a shower. These are the three most desperate moments in life.

26. Please God give me a brain that can understand mathematics, physics and chemistry. I would exchange it for the beauty of my deskmate.

27. Sometimes I am too cute and I don’t know how to speak without fascinating you, so I won’t talk to you.

28. I particularly admire those real men who are indifferent to other girls but stalk their own wives.

29. Learn to be a strong woman, not pretentious, not pretentious, not nagging, not cowardly, and live as proudly as you want.

30. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment. I silently chanted one word in my heart: Explode!

31. It is said that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

32. How I hope that next time I mention her to you, you shout to me at the top of your lungs that it is you who I love.

33. I don’t want to be a female gangster who fights in all directions, but none of you regard me as a little girl.

34. It is said that girls only have four wishes: to get something for nothing, to gain skills without learning, to fall in love without getting hurt, and to eat without getting fat.

35. I hope you can grab me by the collar domineeringly, even arrogantly, and tell me that those snacks were all bought for me.

36. During the Spring Festival, adults play cards and children play everywhere. How embarrassing is it for me, who is neither old nor young and has no partner!

37. Will you remember it tomorrow? No! ! I don’t even think about tomorrow or the day after tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, I just want to lie down

38. Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever seen. Boo-boo, I like you who have never seen the world.

39. Girl, don’t show your heart to everyone you meet. You must know that some people are heart-to-heart in front of you but use their brains behind their backs.

40. Treat you to a KTV meal! Do you know what KTV is? It means K, then T, kicking you, and finally making a V sign.

41. Like the cat in the old alley, I am free but have no home. This is the first time I've seen someone describe being single in such a fresh and refined way.

42. A slow-tempered girl born in the north. She is not good at socializing. She likes wine but not cigarettes. She will love Eason Chan for the rest of her life. Friends in virginity are not ancestors. Take me home before it gets dark.

43. I want to be a female gangster in mind, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance, and a Transformer in mind.

44. I hope you can learn to play tricks as soon as possible. I hope you can get used to things being different. After all, not everyone is as susceptible to true feelings as you are.

45. In winter, if a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you, give it way. It will not be easy for it to warm that area with its belly.

46. I can’t bear to not invite Pig Bajie in the Year of the Pig, the Roaring Dog in the Year of the Dog, the White Snake in the Year of the Snake, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea in the Year of the Dragon, but it’s unreasonable not to invite the Monkey King!

47. My deskmate got three points in the chemistry test, and the teacher said: Tell me what can I do with three points? The deskmate calmly replied: Teacher, three points can rob the landlord~~

48. I warn you, don’t smile with me when I’m angry. Whenever you smile, I will laugh too, which makes me lose face.

49. Ten years of life and death are two uncertainties, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. Shukbeta, the blue cat’s words are desolate. Even if we meet, we should not know each other, Saint Seiya, Monkey King. The Sky Eagle warrior suddenly returns home.

50. Your smile can make wolves hang themselves, your bark can make chickens fly, your stand can cause stench, and your sweat can cause lice disaster. If you don’t dress up, you are like a ghost. Ugly. Talk about narcissism, funny and special narcissism

1. Being in love is worse than narcissism, loving life and loving yourself

2. The external manifestation of selfishness is loving to talk about others Selfish

3. Everyone will get hurt on the road of growth. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong

4. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

5. Hey. Why haven’t I seen anyone handsomer than me yet?

6. You are handsome and lawless, and I am ugly to a new level.

7. Dear self, don’t hold on to the memories. A kite with a broken string can only be allowed to fly. If you let it go, you will let yourself go; Dear self, you must find something other than the kite. Apart from love, there is something that can make you stand firmly on the earth with both feet; Dear self, you must be confident and even narcissistic, and always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

8. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and express your handsomeness. The weather is nice today.

9. What do you like about me that I can change?

10. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. Saying you are not angry is a lie!

11. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago!

12. Walking on a confused road, watching the time go by, but unable to see the sun rising,

13. The difference between you and me is probably when we are playing hide-and-seek , I will worry if I can’t find you, and if you can’t find me, you will go home.

14. Crying when it really hurts. Not too much emotion. Instead, he left a drop of bitter tears with an expressionless face.

15. I hope that when the countdown reaches zero o'clock, the Monkey King will shout that my grandson is here.

16. Good-looking people take photos as profile pictures, while ugly people can only be used as emoticons.

17. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all kinds of people.

18. The light rail says not to carry flammable and explosive materials. Someone decisively got out of the car because he was so ugly.

19. Don’t expect to meet the right person, just hope that you will meet all the right people.

20. Question: What are the common characteristics of narcissistic people? (Frequently updating Facebook? Constantly seeking attention from others?) Extremely narcissistic people have some common characteristics. Characteristics, such as always talking about oneself, exaggerating one's achievements, but lacking empathy and care for others, and showing oneself exaggeratedly in public situations, such as being naked, showing off muscles, or being inappropriate on the Internet. Keep talking about "self".

21. For yourself, be cherished but not narcissistic; for others, be demanding but not demanding; for feelings, be devoted but not infatuated; for life, appreciate but not sigh; for achievements, desire but not Extravagant hopes; for family, attachment but not obsession; for friendship, longing but not yearning; for money, hope but not greed; for wealth, sharing but not exclusive; for faith, righteous faith but not superstition; for life, no regrets but No regrets.

22. Narcissistic people are lovely. Because they are narcissistic, they understand love better.

23. Every good person has a period of silence. During that time, I put in a lot of effort, endured isolation and loneliness, and did not complain or complain. When I talk about it in the future, even I can be moved.

24. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome. It’s your fault that you like me.

25. I am neither good nor bad. I am not outstanding. I just dare to be different.

26. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend

27. A conversation between a man and a woman. Man: I have someone I like. Woman: She must be very beautiful. Man: Why are you so narcissistic?

28. If one day, I become no longer so innocent, please remember, it is not that I have become bad, but that I have been hurt by bad people

29. I am walking freely Between self-reflection and narcissism

30. My progress impressed him and he became blind from then on.

31. It is said that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

32. Question: Do you think narcissism will be a growing problem in the 21st century?

33. The sun in winter is clearly the light in the refrigerator. .

34. Walk along a red line, stop at a red line, and not even a leaf among thousands of flowers touches you.

35. Please God give me a brain that can understand mathematics, physics and chemistry. I would exchange it for the beauty of my deskmate.

36. Even my exam questions came out like this:

37. People need faces, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

38. In winter, I get up from bed, do exercises in the morning, and turn off the water after taking a shower. They are called the three most desperate moments in life.

39. Those who pretend to be mean should be beaten, not allowed to get used to!

40. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

41. His space problem is who I love the most. I narcissistically typed my name, but the answer was wrong.

42. Every day I keep setting a new world record, that is---I hold the record of being the most handsome in the world.

43. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia.

44. Thinking that others say bad things about you is out of jealousy

45. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, open love is a style, not falling in love It's a taste.

46. One star falls, but it cannot dim the brightness of the starry sky; one flower fades, and the whole spring cannot be barren.

47. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

48. Question: Can narcissistic personality be "cured"?

49. Finally, the court announced the ruling: It is not your fault that you are handsome; It's your fault if it's so fascinating. Ah, because I was handsome, I was sentenced to 10 years.

It’s so unreasonable.

50. You said you loved me and I was happy all day long. If one day you say you don’t love me anymore, maybe I will be sad for the rest of my life!

51. I am in the late stage of narcissistic cancer and there is no cure.

52. There is a kind of desolation that this math problem has exceeded the scope of my Chinese understanding.

53. A person’s longest love history is probably narcissism.

54. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disappreciation, my The style is limited edition.

55. I particularly admire those real men who are indifferent to other girls but stalk their own wives.

56. Just like the raindrops that wash away the mountains, the ants that swallow the tigers, and the stars that illuminate the earth and the slaves that build the pyramids, I will build my own castle brick by brick.

57. Question: If you are in a relationship with a narcissist and feel deeply frustrated, what should you do?

58. I have a handsome appearance, beautiful features, and a beautiful tree. She has a celebrity style and is one of the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 Handsome Boy System certification. Tips; this signature beauty is worth paying attention to.

59. You said that my appearance was fake, and you also said that the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate that the money you said is fake, but I cannot tolerate you saying that there is something wrong with my appearance.

60. When you meet me, you will find that there is someone so handsome!

61. Question: What damage will narcissistic behavior bring to work?

62. A kind of game, a kind of rule. If you can afford it, continue; if you can't afford it, get out.

63. The happiest person is the happiest person. People who smile often are the happiest.

64. It is said that after playing Weibo for a long time, your words will become like this. My dear, you are cheating me. Do you have your sister? My dear, you are not good at being a fujoshi! I’m so fucked, go ahead. Shit! Dear, you are so patient, you liar! Dear, Lao Shi is so horny, I will strangle him! Dear, what’s wrong with the otaku, the otaku can’t afford to hurt me, you know! I’m so jealous! I hate you, you are laughing so hard!

65. The road ahead is still long, you may cry, but you must keep going, definitely!

66. Every time the chemistry teacher When doing experiments. I silently chanted one word in my heart: Explode!

67. There is a kind of crash called wrong password input. There is a kind of panic called account login from another place. There is a kind of emotion called invisibility. It is visible to others. There is a kind of misunderstanding called offline. There is a kind of loss called you don’t have access rights.

68. No one urges me to sleep, no one says good night to me.

69. In my next life, I will definitely be a man and marry a good woman like me!

70. I am not very strong and I have never had the habit of showing weakness.

71. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

72. Children’s words are unbridled. What comes out of the mouth is a narration without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere. Say narcissistic sentences about others.

73. Don’t just click on the video when you come up. Do you think your TV will show up if you click on it? If you have anything to do, come to me. If you have nothing to do, come to me.

74. Question: Will narcissistic behavior be detrimental to intimate relationships?

75. Passing by is fate, staying is destiny. For oneself, cherish but not be narcissistic; for others, be demanding but not demanding; for feelings, be dedicated but not infatuated; for life, appreciate but not lament; for achievements, desire but not extravagant expectations; for family, be attached to but not obsessed with ; For friendship, yearn for but not yearn for it; for money, hope but don't covet it; for life, have no regrets but don't regret it; for life, love but don't dote on it.

76. Hey, why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

77. Five hundred years ago, you alone leveled the Heavenly Palace, and now 1.4 billion people do it for you. Ping CCTV.

78. The last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so old? I told her none. A friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. It was usually the pretty girls who chased him. , the girl fainted at that time.

79. Well-intentioned good night but no warm reply

80. In order to gain recognition and attention, children become performative.

81. The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and surpassing the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

82. Dear self, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Be confident and even narcissistic. Always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

83. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love. ---Anthony

84. When you are sad. I wish I could be by your side. Do your best to make you laugh.

85. When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were.

86. I love entering my own space, not because I am narcissistic, but because I want to see what you are up to.

87. I have grown up, learned to smile, learned to be strong, and learned not to shed tears for anyone.

88. The advantage of having a flat chest is that the distance between two people’s hearts is closer when they embrace each other.

89. Man: I like a girl. Woman: She must be very beautiful. Man: You are too narcissistic.

90. Narcissism means being a man in the next life and marrying the person you want. Such a wife for me!

91. Learn to be a strong woman, not pretentious, not pretentious, not cowardly, and live as proudly as you want.

92. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

93. I like women who are deeply grateful and travel far alone. I know to thank my parents, but not blindly follow them; I know to thank the world, but not to be narcissistic; I know to thank my friends, but not to rely on them; I know to thank every seed and every breeze, but I also know to get up early to sow seeds and walk in the wind. ---Bi Shumin "The Woman I Like"

94. Answer: It is no longer useful, it is gone now

95. A certain man is so handsome that he alarms the local area, and the local report The Central Committee, the Central Committee urgently consulted and awarded the most handsome medal!

96. The 10 major realms of life ① Towards yourself, cherish yourself but not to be narcissistic; ② Towards others, be demanding but not demanding; ③ Towards feelings, be affectionate but not infatuated; ④ Towards life, be enlightened but not infatuated Sigh; ⑤ For achievements, desire but not extravagant expectations; ⑥ For family, attachment but not infatuation; ⑦ For friendship, long for but not yearning for it; ⑧ For money, hope but not attempt; ⑨ For wealth, share but not exclusive; ⑩ Regarding life, I have no regrets but no regrets.

97. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue.

98. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first. Say narcissistic sentences about others.

99. The perfect boyfriend: handsome, rich, generous, temperamental, well-educated, does not flirt with others, does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat, does not exist

100. Don’t force me, 10. I don’t want to say that I’m handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing to people all over the world! Super narcissistic QQ space personality talk 2020

1. Eat well, have a good time Go to sleep, make yourself better, take out the garbage in your heart regularly, everything will pass, come on!

2. In my lifetime, I hope others will use these three sentences to humiliate me: How did you become so thin? Don’t you have some bad money? Isn’t it great to have a good husband?

3. When a woman pursues a man, there is a veil between them. Men chase women, and mothers are separated from each other.

4. [Keep your original warmth and sunshine, this is what attracted me the most in the first place]

5. Some things, once you turn around, once a year, a lifetime.

6. If the ambition is not true, the heart is not warm, and if the heart is not warm, then the work is not virtuous (Qing #8226; Yan Yuan)

7. I want happiness for those who have hurt me. People, I can still live a good life without you.

8. Even though I am strong, I don’t cry and I love to laugh, but I am still a child after all.

9. Looking at the crowds of people on the street, you are no longer among them.

10. Just look at happiness, don’t write about sadness, don’t say melancholy, don’t ask how many flowers are blooming, just ask for a smile and peace.

11. The only way to not fall in love is to forget each other.

12. This winter gave me no surprises

13. When the whole world wants me to give up, I still hope someone can whisper: Try again.

14. Learning Buddhism is not a sustenance for death, but living with ease and transcendence in the present moment.

15. I don’t know how to express my love for you. I only know that the first time I saw you, I knew I was finished.

16. I have become a piece of shit since I hit you. , no one will dare to step on my head again.

17. There are many beautiful faces in the world, but too few interesting souls. You may meet many people who make your heart beat, but it is difficult to meet one person who makes you feel at ease all the time.

18. Erha is definitely a weirdo among dogs, his understanding is incredible! My neighbor recently raised a puppy and wanted to teach him to poop in the toilet. The process is as follows: give him a spanking for pooping everywhere, carry him to the toilet, and reward him with a piece of dried meat if he poops on the toilet. . Then this guy thought the toilet was a canteen! As soon as it was time to eat, I ran to the toilet, squatted on the toilet and screamed!

19. People are born just to wait for the moment of death, why make themselves so tired?

20. A transparent gray cloud lightly blocks the moonlight, above the field , as if a piece of light smoke has been enveloped, and the buttocks are falling off, as if falling into a dream.

21. I am very simple. I only have a few people who love me and nothing else.

22. There are no two people who cannot be together, only two hearts that cannot get together. . /

23. You send him a chat and he doesn’t reply for a long time. You have been waiting for a long time, and you reply instantly when he replies to you. You are stupid#

24. Positive people are like the sun, they illuminate wherever they go

25. EXO, I will always make everything pale

26. I know that time will show everything in the past very clearly in front of me.

27. The saddest thing about love in the world is that the person you love deeply is still attached to another person with the same deep love

28. I am not lonely because loneliness has always been with me.

29. Men fall in love because they have nothing to do; women fall in love because they are driven by curiosity.

30. I thought that people who loved each other deeply would forgive us no matter how much we quarreled, but I didn’t expect that I was wrong.

31. I want to be held by your hand, and you will always lead the way for me.

32. How much I admire myself for crying in front of the computer to comfort others

33. If you want to know what is missing in a person's heart, don't look at anything else but He knows what he's showing off.

34. Thinking of your coquettishness and looking at your smile, I am voluntarily fascinated by you

35. In your eyes, she is all beautiful, and I am full of sins.

36. The joke is, I cried and you laughed

37. There is no need to make yourself humble and insignificant because of fear of loss. The best of yourself is only reserved for those who are willing to cherish it. people.

38. [All unhappiness is due to thinking too much.]

39. Music, when it is happy, it enters the ears and when it is sad, it enters the heart.

40. How many people have gone from fat to thin, from love to hate, from innocence to depravity, for the sake of their significant other.