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202 1 funny talk about 83 sentences.

1, just do what you like best, and the rest can go to TM.

2, want to cherish but always lose, like sunny days but always rain.

3, the so-called strong, but you don't care about being brave.

4, fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

5, lose weight next month and confess to you at the adult ceremony.

6. I like you. Not only the ambition of the wolf, but also the heart of the thief.

You have the right to abandon me, and I can make you regret it.

8. I've never been so bad. My pants fell off when I walked.

9. You know, this Shan Ye romance is for you.

10, I feel like I have some capital, but I don't have you in my heart.

1 1, neither tall nor thin nor beautiful, neither beautiful nor fashionable nor gentle.

12, a talented facade, reveals the essence of dressing B.

13, life is very tired. I'm not tired now, but I'll be more tired later.

14, now, we have no choice but to grow old together!

15, too lazy to be affectionate and righteous, it is good to have you if you have money.

16. Thanks for the moon's mercy. I can't stand being around you tonight.

17 Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

18, it's no big deal to break up, and a person can live well.

19, I really want to know: whose name will I shout when I am drunk?

20. Remember to recharge your happiness and don't let it stop.

2 1. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

22. I say I am introverted and others say I am abstract.

Be my girlfriend and I'll introduce another one to your boyfriend!

24. I want to divide your headphones in half and turn on Netease heartbeat mode.

25. It's one thing to wake up and another to get up.

26. It seems difficult to keep things you like, such as money.

27. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

28, the little girl is incompetent and can't kiss her son.

29. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.

30. Fighting can bring us closer. Ha, let's make out.

3 1. Even if the clown cries, you will think that he is making you laugh.

32. You should look forward. It's no use looking back all the time.

33. Now I believe that every man is for himself and the devil takes the hindmost.

34. You should learn to grow up. One man is worth a thousand troops.

35. I am in your world, slowly fading out, retiring and finally leaving.

36. I was dragged out before I had time to have sex with others.

37. I like you, and it's about eight blocks by chance.

38. Donor, put down the butcher knife, become a Buddha and shave your head.

39. You don't have to pay what you owe me now, and I will ask you to pay it twice in the future.

40. Don't underestimate me or overestimate yourself.

4 1, don't brag in front of me, after all, I don't like it.

42. I don't care anymore What I have is still important to you.

I love you! In your eyes, yes, I am your stumbling block.

44. I am not a TV. Don't always stare at me.

45. Don't look at others' seemingly smooth sailing. In fact, they are also smooth sailing behind them.

46. What we are going to do today is fake smile, fake politeness and fake happiness.

47. Every ending will be a new beginning.

48. Don't talk to me about ideals. I've been sober for years.

49. Although beauty can't be eaten as a meal, it can increase appetite.

50, * * must be a mother, but money must be a grandfather!

5 1. Live for others and live for yourself.

52. There are three advantages in winter: it's cold outside, expensive clothes and I'm poor.

53, angry to angry, eldest brother can never love you.

54. Don't bother and get used to my kindness to you.

Didn't you just get up yesterday? Why did you get up again today?

56. I want to hide in a thermos, warm, and someone is shouting.

57. Happiness is a swaying flower on the other side, blooming invincible.

Please please yourself first. As for others, friendship depends on your mood.

59. Why do you want to grind onions? I still have a forest!

60. You can skip meals, fight and fall in love.

6 1. Later, she was so brave and terrible that she was not bad at alcohol, tobacco and swearing.

62. My youth has been devoted to compulsory education.

63. I hid you in the deepest part of my heart and thought you were opening it.

64. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!

65. Lie down where you fell.

66. If you are not among them, how can you feel the same way?

67. Hold me tight or stay away from me. Don't drag me half to death.

68. People's minds will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

69. No matter how lonely the road you choose, you should leave a beautiful step.

70. Whose new love is not someone else's old love, but a new bed.

7 1, no matter how much we have experienced, we are still children after all.

72. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

73. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

74. My temper has also changed a lot. If I can do it, I won't say anything

75. I cannot enter your world. My future, you don't have to participate.

76. Go your own way and occasionally copy other people's way.

It seems like yesterday, but yesterday is far away.

78. I don't even want to hit a car when I want to die.

79. There are no traces of birds in the sky, but I have flown!

80. I stop and go aimlessly, but I can't get out of your world.

8 1, Gao Fushuai-refers to Gao Fushuai.

82, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

83, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, don't spare women; Opportunity waits for no man, first of all, wait for a man.