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Second, remember your mistakes and try to make up for them, but never blame yourself.
Third, women's biggest mistake is to build themselves according to men's standards. Even if you are beautiful, gentle and virtuous, even if you have children, tolerant and patient, even if you are superior, as long as you put yourself down, you will never be on the same level as men. It's not that you are not good enough, but that you give up the bottom line blindly. When you look up at a man, you have lost your position.
Fourth, I accept your 2, so you often pester me without resentment; You accept my loss, so you won't be angry if I say your mouth is crooked and your eyes are crooked. We are good sisters, the best sisters. Sister's Day is coming. May you be beautiful and invincible and get married as soon as possible! joke
I am very happy because I met you who changed my life. If I feel sorry for your widest shoulders, you can help me take away the sky full of dark clouds. If I don't have a life with you, I will be very lost if I leave my cell phone on all day. This is not a plot that only happens in love. On Sister's Day, I will send you a message, dear, it's good to have you!
6. Don't underestimate a penny. People who underestimate a penny will definitely cry for a penny in the future.
7. I will pay attention to your latest developments. I will read every mood log. Although I can't reply to everyone, you must believe that I really care, because I regard you as my sister.
Eight, sister and sister come together. Embrace the dance and have fun. Yesterday, today and tomorrow. Always remember who you are. Whenever and wherever. My heart is inseparable from yours. Beautiful to the end of the world.
Do you know what day it is today? Today is your birthday. Why don't you believe it? You will understand in a moment. Look down, look down, look down again. Well, an obedient fool was born.
Ten, birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, remember to buy gifts for yourself.
1 1. Believe in love. I believe that good men still exist, unmarried and still looking for you in the vast sea of people. Don't say that men don't have a good thing, let others think that you have read countless words. Promise me that you will never be the kind of woman who carries luggage from one boyfriend's house to another in the middle of the night.
Twelve, love material, appropriate. Always know that spirit is more important. You are more beautiful than those watches and fashions. Don't look down on the working people. Don't be ashamed of your labor. The ground is not dirty, and the sweat is not smelly. Please respect those who seem to have a worse life than you, because this is respect for yourself. Always sympathize with those who live at the bottom, because our relatives are among them. We are not vulnerable.
Thirteen, the world of mortals three thousands of feet, read all the mountains and rivers. Let go because of love; Silence because of letting go; Because I know a lot, I feel at ease in retrospect. Perhaps it is a windy and rainy day, bearing the weight of life; Days when the wind is light and the clouds are light are more suitable for quiet understanding.
Fourteen, we are not relatives but better than relatives, we are not lovers but more affectionate, we are not fish and water but we are inseparable. My dearest, I must remember to dress beautifully and be in a good mood on Sister's Day. Take some time to think about me, and my heart will be sweet!
Fifteen, since I had you, I'm not afraid of being bullied by others, I'm not afraid of being alone, and I'm no longer hiding under the quilt and crying secretly, dear, you know? I really feel very happy with you! Sister's Day is coming. May you be more and more beautiful and happy every day!
16. Don't crowd too tightly with others when crowding the bus, leave yourself a few centimeters of space. So is work, and so is study.
Seventeen, there is a kind of affection, rain or shine; There is a distance, representing the end of the world; There is a yearning to cross Qian Shan; There is a blessing, full of sincere friendship. Friends far away, may you keep happiness in your heart.
Eighteen, we should not only pay attention to listen to the criticism of others, but also learn to reflect from time to time, take the initiative to learn the advantages of others, correct our own shortcomings, absorb the essence of others, eliminate our own dross, and constantly improve ourselves. Only in this way can we make ourselves better and more beautiful than before, like the constantly updated scenery.
Nineteen, I will let you bully me, who told me that I look like being bullied, but I won't be angry with you for treating you as my sister.
Twenty, the spring breeze is full of flowers, and the Spring Festival is here. It's a piece of cake to dress up cute and be ashamed of flowers in the closed moon. People are praised after their predecessors, and their hearts are full of joy. Pure and beautiful, loved by everyone, passionate and unrestrained. Youth is full of vitality, like flowers in the courtyard. Happy girls' day to you!
Twenty-one, a good man, free and easy, healthy; A good woman is pure and kind; Good friends, clear and refreshing, for life; Good fate, lingering, love at first sight; Good mood, simple, clear at a glance; Beautiful days, beautiful and sweet, no regrets in life; Good news, happy and warm, spend a lot of money, happy birthday.
Twenty-two, once the underwear is damaged, don't wear it again and throw it away immediately.
Qq space sisters talk about daquan
1. Thank you for stumbling all the way. You are still willing to accompany me and my dearest girlfriend. 2. You accompanied me to make mistakes. I will cherish this sincere friendship all my life. You were punished with me along the way. I will cherish this sincere friendship all my life. You were crazy to accompany me all the way. I will cherish this sincere friendship all my life.
3. The most innocent time for a sister is to fall in love with a man, but this man has fallen in love with another man!
My dear girl, because it's you and my sister, the person who touches you can't live.
If there are only five months left, we will still make trouble together; If there are only five days left, we will go crazy together; If there are only five hours left, we will still laugh together; If there are only five minutes left, we will still play together; If there are only five seconds left, we will remember together.
6. A woman can be without a man, but she must have a girlfriend.
7. The best friend is when she can't sleep, and you don't want to sleep.
8. You don't need too many friends, just a friend who can speak from the heart.
Today is my best friend's birthday. May I wish her a happy birthday?
10 Whether friends, girlfriends or sisters, we should cherish this hard-won friendship.
1 1, the sisters are all well, even if it's sunny, we won't leave.
12, a sister is bigger than the sky, where there is a sister, there is warmth, and there is a sister who is bigger than the sky.
13, the depth of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.
14, even if you are only a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.
15, I want a good friend who won't be easily replaced by a man, who won't hide from me when I find a man I don't hate, but who will ask my advice before I associate, because she knows that I won't make fun of her happiness with my willfulness.
16, just a phone call and a text message, we can still see you standing there waiting for me at that old place. We never left.
17, love may fade with the change of seasons, but friendship will wait for you all year round.
18, girlfriends, it's good to have you. Seriously, I love you.
19. Thank you for stumbling all the way. You are still willing to accompany me. To my dearest friend.
I told my best friend the story of me and him sadly. I didn't expect to get a word from my best friend. It's none of my business.
2 1. A true friend is not the person you have known for the longest time, but the person who comes to your side and never leaves.
I don't need a boyfriend, but I must have a girlfriend.
23. Girlfriend is the kind of strange thing that makes trouble today, laughs tomorrow, gets bored near, thinks far away, thinks when you don't see it, and hates it when you see it. You can bully yourself, but others can't bully you.
24. There is someone who can still make you smile when he is not around. Thank you for being with me, knowing each other young and being with me for many years.
25. A best friend means that the more you indulge her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.
26, girlfriends are to accompany you to cut short hair, and then accompany you to keep long hair.
27. Dear girlfriends, I hope to attend your wedding one day, be your maid of honor, and marry you off with a smile.
28. I will fight anyone who dares to bully my sister; Who dares bully my sister? I quarreled with him.
29. My best friend is ill: Oh, dear. Baby. Why do you have a fever? My brother is ill: I am careless. You're not dead.
30. Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as your friend asks you what's wrong, you can't help crying. Getting together is a kind of fate, I hope everyone will cherish it.
3 1. It is said that a China person died, and when it is flattened, it is the periodic table of chemical elements.
32. You are my pride. Always mention you in front of others, as if you were praising yourself.
33. Whoever tries to break my sister's wings will ruin his whole heaven.
34. Walk this slow road of life with me. I won't be alone with you all the way. The best place is where you are.
35, you can cry, you can be sad, you can not be strong, you can say how sad you are, how scared you are, how wronged you are. In front of me, it is safe to do so. I'm listening to all this and I'm willing to help you think. Besides, after you have cried, been sad and weak, I will still be by your side.
36. What girlfriend robbed her boyfriend? You're kidding. I don't even have a best friend.
37. The feelings between girlfriends don't need too many words to embellish. In the young years, we were crazy together and hid the happiest smiles in each other's hearts. There is a feeling as precious as love.
38. A girlfriend who can make you give up your boyfriend is a good girlfriend.
39. We are the best best girlfriends, and no one can replace us. Just because time is tight recently and you don't have time to contact, it doesn't mean that you are unfamiliar and don't catch a cold. Even if time flies, we will not be apart.
40. You once wrote me a long letter. With a beautiful highlighter, I wrote a few pages and cried the sleeves of my school uniform. They all thought I was crying for boys, but they didn't know that we would be affectionate for each other.
4 1, between us, from the beginning, we became such close and deep girlfriends that we all laughed in retrospect.
42. Memories of the time together and the years of friendship are the most beautiful pictures in memory.
43. The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you lean on it, she will ask you to help her clean her clothes wet with tears.
44. We used to be girlfriends who talked about everything. Now we are enemies who talk about everything. Why?
45. Tomorrow is my best friend's birthday. I wish her a happy birthday and love her forever.
46. When you are in a bad mood, you should always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.
47. If he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me!
48. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.
49. Couples walk together, make trouble together, and dig small tunnels together; Sisterhood, sisterhood, sisters revolution together.
I can tolerate any mistakes made by my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line.
5 1. We agreed to go fishing for penguins in the Antarctic, go for an outing in the Sahara and go to the moon to bask in the sun.
Even if the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world behind you.
53. No matter how long you haven't seen your good friend, that kind of intimacy won't alienate you.
54. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.
I met you not because of coincidence, but because of fate. I met you not because of coincidence, but because of necessity. I met you not because of coincidence, but because of fate.
56. My only wish is to laugh with you all my life; The only wish is to have a happy life with you; My only wish is to play with you all my life; My only wish is to live a happy life with you.
No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same, with a bad temper, talking loudly and not paying attention to our appearance. However, I always laugh so happily.
58. The only wish is to be your sister for life, to be a dead child for life, and to be each other's sisters for life.
59. A true good friend is not having endless words together, but not feeling embarrassed when not talking together.
60. The person who treats you best is often the one who bullies people the most. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.
6 1, true friendship is not rhetoric, but holding your hand at a critical moment. Friends who walk around you all day and make you a little happy are not necessarily real friends. And those who seem far away, but actually pay attention to you all the time, don't flatter you when you are happy; A true friend is someone who works for you silently when you need it.
62. We laughed, cried, hurt, quarreled and quarreled, but we still don't regret it. Our feelings last forever. The incredible little tacit understanding between us is the proof of our friendship. You know my little mood, I know your little secret, and we will tell each other that I am here, so don't be afraid.
63. We joke together, cry together, laugh together, and count our memories together in the sunset.
64. What makes you laugh and cry is your boyfriend. A friend who can laugh and cry with you.
65. Even if the world has only five minutes left, we will go crazy together.
66, gnome male-"that so-and-so, in this 2B era, our best friend is still alive.
67. Shenma's girlfriends and mistresses are both P, and I have always believed in our friendship. Today is my best friend's birthday. Happy birthday to her.
68. We used to hug and cry like lovers, lying in a bed and sharing little secrets.
69. The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you lean on it, she will ask you to help her clean her clothes wet with tears. It is very happy to have a best friend who understands you.
70. From strangeness to familiarity, we accumulate our feelings bit by bit. There is a kind of happiness that no one can give except you. You are always so generous and patient with me. You love me from the bottom of your heart, chat with me no matter how tired you are, and take time to play with me no matter how busy you are. Thank you for always supporting me in my life. I must be your maid of honor when you get married. Your baby must call me dopted mother, and when you become an old woman, you must ask out for tea to catch up.
7 1, the sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.
Dear sisters, without your love, my world is sweet.
73. In the worst and hardest time, you walked with me, and when I cheered, you smiled silently.
74. None of my best friends are with me, but a phone call can solve all my thoughts.
75. The truer, the quieter. The longer it takes, the more boring it becomes.
76. You can give up everything, love nothing and care nothing. Only girlfriends, a sister is bigger than the sky.
77. It is very happy to have a girlfriend who understands you.
78. Sometimes I cry when I think of you. I want to give you all my happiness. You called me stupid, and then my eyes turned red.
79. We agreed that there will always be so many afterlives, but in fact, they are just inseparable.
Once you miss it, you will never look back. After all, you are a stranger.
1, I'm glad you really got away after breaking up.
2. Success means loving yourself, everything you do and the way you do everything.
3. The dream of being laughed at is more worth realizing.
You'd better be yourself.
If I don't love you, what you say is useless.
6. The best way to keep men is to keep a sense of mystery, which is beyond our power. Perhaps the grapes that cannot be picked are the sweetest.
Even if you shoot me, I believe it was an accident.
If you really annoy me, guess whether I will continue to go to Hu Kan with you.
9. We don't know what we have until we lose it.
10 I suddenly went crazy and wanted to shout in the street who would marry me and go home.
For an awakened person, there is neither history nor news.
12, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings. Let's get to know each other sometime.
13, I miss you so much, I don't know what you are doing now, and suddenly I feel so stupid!
14, when we clearly don't think so, but say the opposite, is it because we are too obsessed with the so-called self-esteem, or are we all used to duplicity?
15, sons of senior two. Grandchildren of the first grade. The ancestors left.
16, time goes by bit by bit, and the photo on the wooden table that turns yellow gradually is our last memory in the rainy season.
17, I want to be single-minded and not double-hearted.
18, mutual trust, respect and sincere treatment are the foundation of true love.
19, I have a pair of smiling eyes, I hope my lover won't make it cry.
20. What expression do you want me to lose you with?
2 1, the context of life is clearly spread out, it is better to change the outline and let yourself go.
22. Sometimes I just want to give you care when I see your dynamics, but when I see that the period has passed, I suddenly find myself redundant.
23, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.
24. The three strongest heartbeats in my first half of my life occurred when I was called by the teacher in class and when I walked up the stairs and you smiled at me.
25. The simplest but most hurtful words in the world are: We can't go back.
I'd rather get wet in the rain.
27. Born but not born, born and old; You hate that I was born late, and I hate that you were born early.
28. You should love someone who won't give up on you anyway.
29. I often dream of you and myself, but I seldom dream of us being together.
30, the heart is self-sufficient, why is it always hurt by others? ......
3 1, a woman should never entrust herself to someone just to be moved.
32. The sadness of life is that you meet someone who is very important to you, only to find out in the end that you are wrong and have to give up.
33. The ups and downs of love gradually dissipate.
34. Listen to sad songs, think of sad things, shed sad tears, maybe just look down.
35. I wish you were still by my side in the first snow this year.
36. What is love? Love is pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.
37. Whenever I cry, whenever I frown silently, I can't tell how I feel.
38. Knowledge is like underwear. Although invisible, it is very useful.
Tears are smiling and telling me that I should let go of those who are closed in my heart.
40. It is always simple to say, and it is hard to avoid sadness.
Qq Space Talk about Sisters
1, girlfriends are the largest in the world, and girlfriends are no worse than lovers.
There is also a picture in my mind, which depicts the glitz we relied on in those years.
The saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!
Damn it, why don't you try my sister?
It is enough that you love me. Happy birthday to me.
6. I want to have a girlfriend who can dance square dance with me until I am old.
7, ten fingers clasped and said: "girlfriends, I love you!"
8. It's good to have friends.
9. We will never forget each other through life, sickness and death. -To my best friend
10, friends are the family we choose.
1 1. Breaking up with your beloved sister is more painful than breaking up with your beloved man. I wonder if anyone has experienced it.
12 is my best friend's birthday. We have been together for three years and have experienced a lot. Happy birthday to her!
13, Guli said: I am the gum in your hair, and you want to get rid of me unless you cut off your hair.
14, may my dear girls be treated gently by years.
15, even if the heart stops, we are still best friends.
16, today is my sister's birthday, and I want to wish her happiness and carefree forever.
17, we are close friends, the object of their envy, we fell in love with the same man, but at the same time gave up.
18 In fact, in my childhood, what I admire most is not their love story, but their everlasting friendship.
19, sharing weal and woe is a sister, and one sister is bigger than the sky.
Sister, we used to have a fleeting time without being hurt. Without him, with her,
2 1, a best friend is to wear open-backed pants with you when you were a child and a wedding dress with you when you grow up.
22. We are all a group of tangled children, who like freedom but are afraid of loneliness, want to indulge and are afraid of depravity.
23. None of the friends in the dormitory will forget it.
24. The people who accompanied me at that time, where are you now? What about the person I once loved?
25. Those days when I thought we would always be together turned out that I had left them for a long time.
26. Thank you. It's good to have your company when I'm most lonely.
27. We joke together, cry together, laugh together, and count our memories together in the sunset.
28. Thank those who know me, see through me and are still with me.
29. A treacherous person is no longer a girlfriend. Don't defile the word.
30. Love can make people cry, and the existence of friendship is to help people dry their tears!
3 1. How many girls are not gay, but have a woman who loves them very much. Her name is best friend.
32. What is a girl who can't joke?
33, Hua Xinlan four flowers, forming a sister flower, waves, sparks, fireworks, all have snowflakes to love her!
I also want to have a group of people who are as crazy as my sisters when I was a child.
35, time is not old, we will not leave, dedicated to all happy sisterhood.
The happiest thing in my life is that a group of people spoil me and make me arrogant and show off in an ostentatious manner.
37. A best friend means that when she can't sleep, you can't sleep.
38, a mouthful of grass mud horse is a good mushroom cool, love crazy and laugh is a good mushroom cool, do not like silence and do not like perfunctory is a good mushroom cool.
39. One day I will be brilliant and crazy with my girlfriends!
40. How many people think that girlfriends are more important than boyfriends? Please shout.
4 1, the love composition of friends is different.
42. I hate playing tricks on my sisters to sow discord.
Dear, thank you for waiting until twelve o'clock to say happy birthday to me. I love you!
44. Good sisters who have slept can be upgraded to good girlfriends.
45. If you bully your sister, close the door and let the dog kill him or her.
46, sister papers, I don't need a male god tomorrow, I will live by myself.
47. You broke my sister's wings and I ruined your whole heaven. ...
48. I miss our little finger and go shopping together.
49. The four truest words in the world are not eternal, and you are not around. But a friend said: you are much thinner!
50. It is the envy of others to write your bosom friend and fly with you.
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