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Various secret codes for chatting

1. A: One person is beautiful and two people are beautiful? B: A person is beautiful! Interpreted as: Single (dan) beauty 2. A: Withered vines, old trees and crows B: Wearing a pair of long johns to go home 3. A: Bastard covering ground tiger B: Chicken stewed with mushrooms. 4. A: "Will it rain today?" 』 A: "If it doesn't rain today, it will rain tomorrow" - "Jade Guanyin" 5. A: "Sir, don't you drink?" A: "Is there any aspirin?" 』—— "Latent" 6. A: Sweet potato, sweet potato, I am a potato B: Potato, potato, I am a sweet potato 7. A: - The earth vibrates on the high hills, a style of Xishan shows through the ages B: The door faces the sea, and the Sanhe River flows for thousands of years... ... 8. A: -You are sick! B: I’m not sick, you’re rude, let’s forgive each other’s imperfections, okay? 9. A: The glory belongs to our emperor B: Your father follows your mother 10. A: Who is Kobe B: A god-like man 11. A: We are married as husband and wife B: There is no doubt about love. 12. A: I have Viagra in my hand. B: I have the world. 13. A: The garden is full of spring scenery. B: A branch of red apricot crawls out. 14. A: Brother Chun is a pure man. B: A real man with blood. 15. A: I am a cloud in the sky. B: You are a piece of shit on the ground. 16. A : Specific knocking frequency B: Details cannot be disclosed. 17. A: Who are you? B: I am me. A: Covered with lights? B: The hood is on fire. A: How many stars are there in the sky? B: The pagoda on the ground is bright. 18. A: If you don’t eat, you will eat, and your backbone will be as proud as your bones. B: Loyalty is the same as the sky, unreasonable but unreasonable 19. A: Worry can rejuvenate the country B: Closing the eyes can rest the mind 20. A: The king of heaven covers the tiger B: The kitten catches the mouse 21. A: When will the bright moon come B: Look up and see for yourself 22 , A: A plate of pork head meat B: Erliang Laobaigan 23. A: The sun is shining over the mountains B: It’s noon on the day of hoeing 24. A: Tianma Meteor Fist B: I’ll give you a bag of salt 25. A: Along the River During the Qingming Festival B : Pagoda Town River Demon 26. A: Potato, potato B: I am beef 27. A: Yangtze River, Yangtze River B: I am the Yellow River 28. A: Diocese of high hills B: A group of streams and mountains show through the ages 29. A: Door Dynasty The sea B: Three rivers merge and flow for thousands of years 30. A: The dark clouds are parted and the sky is sunny. B: The mountains are high and the water is clear to see cattle and sheep. 31. A: The weather is so sunny today. B: There is good scenery everywhere. 32. A: You want to go to Peach Blossom. Island? B: I have a boat 33. A: Your Yida B: No, it’s your Yida 34. A: Love and perseverance B: Iron pestle grinding needle 35. A: Fuze life B: Dreams come true 36. A: Holding hands and looking at the tears B: Let me see if you can cry 37. A: The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead B: A new generation replaces the old ones 38. A: The strength is overwhelming and the world is overwhelming B: The times are not good and zhui (zhui) will not pass away 39 , A: The sound of wind and rain coming at night B: Eat late night snacks to keep you up 40. A: Walk to Gulangyu Island B: Sit and wait for you, my friend 41. A: There is a confidant in the sea B: I am waiting for you here 42. A: Spring flowers and autumn moon B: Cloudy and sunny 43. A: How much sorrow can you have? B: I miss you but I don’t see you 44. A: I don’t know where to go B: The peach blossom still smiles in the spring breeze 45. A: I sleep in spring without realizing the dawn B: Mosquito bites are everywhere 46. A: Red beans grow in the southern country B: How many trees will grow in spring 47. A: Raise a glass to invite the bright moon B: Drink Isatis root 48. A: What you get on paper will always be shallow B: Please give me some guidance 49. A: Want to see far away B: Wear more long johns 50. A: OK Rain Knows Season B: Various secret codes for chatting if your shoes get wet while walking 2 1. What are you doing? This sentence often appears at the beginning of a day's chat. If he asks this sentence, it means that he misses you, because he is creating a topic and wants to chat with you. At this time, don’t say indifferently: you are eating or reading a book, but say what you are reading or eating with whom, of course, the premise is that you like him. If you can continue chatting on this topic, it means you have the same topic. 2. Fool When a man calls you this, don't be angry. He is just acting coquettishly. He calls you a fool or a fool. In fact, he cares about you and worries about you. I hope you can take care of yourself and don't be stupid.

Because men are always reserved and embarrassed to express their love with their mouths. In the end, they just turn into stupid words. They really are not scolding you. They only talk like this to the people they like. 3. Stories about his past. When he tells you stories about his childhood, especially stories that happened in childhood, it means that he really treats you as a very close person. Everyone, things in childhood can affect a person. One's life even determines a person's character. When he is willing to hand over his past to you, it is because he wants women to fully understand him and wants you to participate in his past. Even if you have not experienced it personally, he still wants you to know. 4. Ask questions about what you are good at. This is an old routine, but if he wants to get in touch with you, he will constantly find topics to get in touch with you, such as the areas you are good at. If you are good at playing games, he will invite you to join him. If you If you study well, he will often ask you questions, even though he actually already knows these things sometimes. They are willing to pretend not to understand, just to enhance the relationship between you. If you can see this, be prepared to be confessed. 5. Love the house and the bird When he likes you, he will also like the things you like. For example, if you like dogs, he will please your dog. For example, he will say that we should go out to walk the dog together. In fact, he just wants to be alone with you. When you find that he always tells you things related to your interests, it means that he is really in serious contact with you and wants to know everything about you. Various secret codes for chatting 3 1. When you receive "What are you doing?" you actually want to say "I miss you" 2. When you receive "Haha", it usually means you are not smiling or giggling 3. But if It's "haha", "hehe" or "quack". When you call me, you must be laughing. 4. Calling you a "fool" or "idiot" actually means that you care about you, worry about you, and hope you take care of yourself. 5. If it's a question It’s over. Actually, I hope I can chat with you for a while. 6. “Oh” is mostly perfunctory. 7. But if it’s “I know,” “received,” “yes,” etc., it means I care more. 8. Sometimes I advise you to busy yourself. Yes, in fact, he means what he says. 9. He tells you his silly, embarrassing or frustrated things in the hope that you will comfort him, enlighten him, or even scold him. 10. Taking the initiative to send it to you shows that you have some respect in his mind. A certain amount of weight. Most people don’t like and don’t care about people being wordy. 11. If I give you a nickname, I hope you can remember it more. 12. “I just arrived” and “I’m already home” means that you are the first to enter the house. The first thing that comes to mind is you. 13. "Tell me when you get home." "Are you home yet?" It means that I want you to be safe, and I don't allow anything to happen to you. 14. Sometimes I don't send it to you by mistake. It may be that he wants to send you something but really has nothing to send, although this is stupid. 15. When he receives "Forward 2 people will be happy", he thinks this text message is very interesting, but he can't bear to let you forward it to 10 people. So he secretly changed 10 to 2. 16. He has never received anything with the nature of a curse that says "If you don't forward it, you will be unlucky." But he will never forward it to you. 17. You haven't received anything from him for a while. Text messages, but it does not mean that there is no 18 in his draft box. If possible, it is because of you that he does not turn off his phone at night