Funny mood: fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

1. Why do you play with your mobile phone when you go to the toilet? ""Don't play mobile phone, play with shit? "

The wicked witch enchanted the prince. The prince can only say one sentence a year. The prince has a beloved girl. Since then, the prince has been silent for three years just to tell the girl that I love you. Three years later, the prince rushed to break the door and tripped over the threshold. The prince said, "Hey, lie in the trough."

3. There are a number of primary school Chinese papers that require "you …… you …… and ……" to make sentences. A student wrote: Yesterday I went to my grandma's house, and grandma brought me a chicken leg. After eating, I asked my grandmother if there were any more. Grandma replied: "Yes, yes!" "

4. The class teacher transferred the boys to a table and the girls to a table to prevent puppy love. In fact, he didn't realize the more serious problem.

5. When I was shopping with three classmates, a clerk at the counter kept watching us laugh, making our hearts tremble, so he asked, "What are you laughing at?" The salesman said, "A thief just took out your mobile phone, looked at it and probably thought it was too old. He shook his head and put it back in your pocket! " "

6. At the beginning of the promotion, the principals of key high schools came to our school to recruit students and choose the seedlings of key classes. The class teacher recommended me and two other male students, and the results were even. The headmaster took a fancy to me at a glance. The reason is that I am the ugliest and my hair is ugly. At first glance, it is a material for serious study.

7. During the holiday, my father and I chatted. He asked, "Do you have a girlfriend at school?" Me: "How can there be?" Dad asked, "I did well in the exam this time!" " "I replied slightly:" That is, the second in the class! ""He immediately asked, "Did she do well in the exam?" I replied, "no, it's almost worse than me." . . .

8. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

9. In the past, people wrote letters very slowly, and they could only love one person all their lives. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

10. A buddy's daughter-in-law gave birth to a baby in the hospital. He waited anxiously outside the door. An hour later, the nurse came out and said happily to him, "XXX, congratulations, it's a father, you're going to be a son!" " My buddy shouted excitedly at that time: "Ha ha ha, I finally became a son! ! ! "

1 1. My friend introduced me to my boyfriend, and then the boy invited me to the movies. Seeing the plot of the fight, seeing that the good guys are going to be defeated by the bad guys, I unconsciously shouted "Fuck" and then it was over. Now my friends don't give me references.

12. Making a sprayer for the first time. . . . Yes . . A little nervous, I ... . I started. . . You . What kind of cookies are you … I'm sorry, am I a little out of line? Sorry! Mom, I swear. I was scared. Will the police uncle take me away? Ho ho. ...

13. I have been single for a long time. Today, on the bus, a girl rubbed my shoulder. I even thought about where our children go to school.

14. "I am nearsighted. I didn't wear glasses on a trip. I saw a woman in front carrying a bag with a white background and blue ears, which was particularly beautiful. I thought it matched the lake green dress I bought, so I ran up and said, your bag is so beautiful. Where did you buy it? As a result, I took a closer look: there were two green onions hanging in the plastic bag.

15. Who says you have no perseverance? Didn't you insist on being single for more than ten years?

16. Just arrived home, my wife whispered, "Are you tired when you come back?" Me: "A little tired." She asked again, "Are you hungry?" Me: "I'm starving!" The wife said softly, "Then take a rest and cook quickly!" " "

17. My dog must think that the takeaway brother who brings me fast food every noon is my master.

18. Love is a light, so green that you panic.

19. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

20. One day, a villager chatted with the village head and said; "Village head, they all say you can't read numbers. Is it true? " The village chief is in a hurry. He held out three fingers and said, "I'll give you five words, all of which are nonsense." .

Laugh at other people's scars without experience.

1, the sunshine jumps at your fingertips, just like your smile, my memory.

2, love hurts, hurts, forgets, and finally breaks up.

3. Every figure longs for your face.

Time tells me that I should continue to be unreasonable before I am old enough to be sensible.

5, give up love, in my way.

6. Decadent self, but downright cowardly.

What I want is a smile and a hug.

8. Immersed in the decadent world for more than ten years, talk about how to quickly clear your turbidity?

You will never feel lonely, never, because now you have me.

10, when you are alone, tears still fall down unwillingly.

1 1. There are Yanling in Beiling. If it is snowy, it will be compassionate. If there is wind, it will never leave.

12, some places are always vacant for someone, even if that person is not there, it is irreplaceable.

13, how do you know how lonely I am without personal experience?

14, the person who hurt you the longest is not the one who accompanied you to the end.

15, I hope that one day, your friends will suddenly tell me that you still love me.

16, laughing at the scars of others' inexperience.

17, if mosquitoes can shine, my room will be breathtaking.

18, about love, the more you pay, the more you hurt.

If you wait for me quietly for five years, I will marry you without hesitation.

20. I am just a player, always in other people's stories, shedding my own tears.

2 1. Even the best feelings can't resist doubts and suspicions, right?

22. How I want to hug you. Unfortunately, in time, the mountains are south and the water is north. It is a pity that people come and go between you and me.

23. A turn can be a destination; A turn can also be a new beginning.

24, time will block the age, and all that can be left is the favorite role.

25. Fu Su: Most girls are not demanding, as long as you are kind to her.

26. I miss you Even if I see you now, I still miss you.

27, time stole my lover's sinner-

28, it is best not to read, it is best not to read.

29, life despair, just add a little hope in despair, become more desperate.

Qq personality only talks about sadness and laughs at other people's scars without experience.

I know many of you don't like Tian Tian, but my love is enough.

Sometimes, I really want to be a puppet. In this way, you can live mercilessly.

Third, I envy Zen Rong, whether it is love or friendship.

Fourth, because no one hurts, there is another reason not to cry.

5. I draw a circle on my calendar every day, and it's not until Sunday that I realize that I've passed the day as an ellipsis.

6. Will tears turn into rainbows?

Seven, laughing and crying is the most painful, really painful, this kind of pain has never been seen before.

Eight, I lost all the way, all the way to find, all the way to wake myself up, but love is a maze.

I wonder whose thoughts these wild geese have taken away.

10. I always daydream alone, and then I cry silently.

1 1. Family is a heavy burden that I can't bear. Love words are just occasional lies.

Twelve, smokers have stories, and drinkers have troubles.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to have a crush on me.

14. What about loneliness? At least one person won't get hurt.

Fifteen, unrequited love is really difficult, more bitter than Coptis chinensis.

Sixteen, in the eyes of others, I am proud of myself, but I have been groveling in front of you for so long.

17. Dreams often run counter to reality, so people prefer to indulge in hypocrisy.

You can see me typing on the screen, but you can't see me crying on the keyboard.

Nineteen, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Twenty, I am afraid of losing, I am afraid of crying, I am afraid that my world will suddenly be without you.

21. Laugh at the scars of others' inexperience.

I thought you would come to me even if I didn't come. Maybe I think too much.

23. I don't blame living itself, I blame myself for my expectation of living.

Twenty-four, goodbye to the heir, there is a feeling of lovelorn, reluctant.

I love Cui Yingdao, his silent efforts and his lonely heart.

Twenty-six, time ran aground, from summer to cold, alive, just doing nothing.

Twenty-seven, eating food to lose weight shows that she is not happy.

I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

I wish time would stop at this moment and print our footprints deeper.

30. Most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being deceived.

Thirty-one, I don't envy the little grape pro EXO, I'm not blind, how can I not envy it! ! ! Ah, sincere envy and jealousy!

Everyone has a scar in his heart, where the sky falls.

33. Every time I wake up in the middle of the night with tears, I find myself really helpless.

Non-mainstream-many truths are fart in the eyes of people who have never experienced it.

Let go of your hand and make you happy. Put your hands in your pockets and walk by yourself.

He may not be the best, but he must be the best for you.

Tears, flow dry. My heart is broken. You should forget.

I know, I know, how much I love you.

It is not enough to love you all your life.

Did I pierce the light in your heart? If not, should I put it out?

A lot of words are just unintentional. Don't mind so much, okay?

Don't want to have too many emotions.

It's late at night, listening to music, missing you, or missing you.

The teacher is quite right. Women chasing men will not have a good result.

What kind of person will love turn a person into?

I asked you if you love me. You said with a smile, don't be so joking. I laughed and cried.

Time goes by and love fades.

That day, I smiled and said to you: We still have time.

If it is yours, it is yours. The more you persist, the easier it is to lose. )

We promised never to let go, but who will speak first in the end?

Isn't it? Many times I forgot to say: I love you.

Don't play games with me, because your success rate will be 100%.

Only when I tell you that I love you can I know whether you love me or not! !

A restless love, a future without a future, is called fantasy.

It doesn't matter if you don't love me, I will always love you until you love me!

It makes a lot of sense, but in the eyes of people who have never experienced it, it is fart.

Love is a person's business, a person's duty, a person's self-knowledge, a person's eternal life, and nothing else.

Love is wrong, not passive, reserved or brave. People who don't love, don't love after death.

You gave me a promise and I cried. You gave me a love, and I really can't bear to leave here.

I need a dream, a direction, a tear and a signature to illuminate the darkness of the sky.

Roses have thorns. If you touch them, you will prick your hand and it will hurt. But I still like it.

Only stupid women will believe sweet words. It turns out that I am also a stupid woman.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

You want me to cheer for you. I want you to love me only.

You said I loved you for a long time, and I smiled and said, no, just for a lifetime.

Don't mention him in front of me, I'm afraid I'll cry my eyes out.

I shouldn't know you, fall in love with you again and again, and hurt me again and again.

Don't remember me deeply all your life, just don't forget that I have been to your world. )

1 I love you. How many people have changed? How many times have I told you?

We have worked hard, cherished and have a clear conscience. Leave the rest to fate. )

When you say that you are leaving to prevent the other party from getting hurt, you have done the greatest harm to the other party.

I really don't want you to go. Will you stay?

Russia and China should be together forever, not apart.

Facing the computer, waiting for you to go online is also a complete loneliness.

I don't need vigorous love. I just need you.

That day, I smiled and said to you: We still have time.

You stand in time, blurring my faith.

Can't have any dependence on men? ,﹌

Even if the world is barren, there will always be someone who will become your disciple.

I don't love you: (this is my only lie)

At the moment I turned around, you had disappeared.

You need my happiness.

It's not moral decay, it's not ignorance, she's just like a moth, born to put out the fire.

He said I love you, but he didn't say he only loves you.

╰▔, I will not leave you a legend about me.

╰▔, I will quit this game.

We always keep our words in our hearts, for dignity and for many stupid reasons.

The meaning of your existence is to interpret the love in my hasty youth.

Since you don't love me, I'll leave you alone.