Let people do it. Tell me about 20 18.

Let people do it. Tell me about 20 18.

1. I don't know what to say, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your festival is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Did you get lost in the virgin forest with you last time? You are tired and hungry when you are at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law's son-in-law is here." I wonder what happened to you. I was just about to catch up and ask what happened when I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look and it said, "A few kilometers away from Gaolaozhuang". I finally understand why you are excited.

When you receive the information, you will look brand-new and learn how to be a man. If you don't read this message, you will become a fool. Deleting it proves that you are an idiot. The reply shows that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you play in the mountains of Mingchuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Are there many dimes? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

7. When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

8. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Some people gain weight, but their hearts are empty, but they have a life of not eating fat. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

65438+ If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy. April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

1 1. I don't know what to say, because it involves ulterior privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

12. I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Did you get lost in the virgin forest with you last time? You are tired and hungry when you are at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law and son-in-law are here." I wonder what happened to you. I was just about to catch up and ask the truth when I saw a sign next to you. I took a closer look and it said, "A few kilometers from Gaolaozhuang." I finally understand why you are excited.

14. When you receive the message, you will look brand-new and learn how to behave. If you read this message, you will become a fool. If you don't turn, you will become a fool. Deleting it proves that you are an idiot. The reply shows that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

15. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you play in the mountains of Mingchuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Are there many dimes? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

Let people do it. Tell me about the recommendation of 20 18.

1. When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

2. There is a "five-strain injury" in Huangdi Neijing, which is like this: long-term blood injury, long-term lying injury, long-term flesh injury, long-term bone injury and long-term muscle injury. In fact, what hurts most is that you sent a text message for a long time, but you didn't reply ... it's so sad!

I want to say that I love you too rashly, I want to say that I think you are too straightforward, I want to say that I love you too frankly, and I want to keep your thoughts in my heart and miss you day by day. Today is your festival, I wish you a fool unlimited happiness.

At that meeting, one of my eyes never left you. I am fortunate to be your bosom friend. Miss you many times, homesickness has become a river, with scattered memories and a happy heart. I spoke. Today is April Fool's Day.

I thought we were going to attend the Zodiac Festival in April 1 Sunday! People's mice, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens and dogs are all here. They asked me to send a message asking if you would come.

6. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to have fun, so I spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, don't you? Happy April Fool's Day!

7. In a rainy season, I met Rain Man, you; In a quiet lake, I met a fisherman, who is also you; In the month of every year, I only send my blessing to one person, fool, happy holidays.

8. Don't fool me. I am just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, I must live a good life. I wish you a job without stress and a life without temper. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Real gold is not afraid of flames; Pine trees are never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

10. A girl goes back to the dormitory at night, a female ghost in Lu Yu. Ghost: Boy, you see I have no hands. Girls don't say a word, ghost: junior, I have no feet, so miserable! The girl couldn't help it: my senior is even worse, I have no breasts!

1 1. When we have money, we will get a body every day. As thin as you want, as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

12. One day, you asked God, "Do I smile like the Mona Lisa?" God replied, "You laugh like her sister." You asked happily, "What's her sister's name?" God replied, "Janet Martha."

13. It's midnight. You can get up and pee. I have no money to buy you diapers.

Let people do it. Tell me about 20 18.

1. I give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself! Did you fool him or her on April Fool's Day? )

2. I like Teresa Teng and died of illness; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Danny Chan, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung and jumping off buildings, and I like you, too. It's up to you

3. According to the survey statistics, there are a group of new human beings in 2008, and there are four fools: those who love themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who giggle at mobile phones! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that people love you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

On this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all unknown events that will happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

7. April Fool's Day is here, be careful to be caught; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day is good luck and happy, happy all the time! Did you fool him or her on April Fool's Day? )

8. April Fool's Day: May you live like a fool, with strong ability. Wealth has a fool every month, who is stupid in doing things and eating, laughing and laughing after meals, and the troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. American husband: I stayed up all night, called my lawyer the next morning, talked in detail for three hours, collected a lot of evidence of my wife's infidelity, and then went home and said to my wife, "Dear, see you in court."

10. French husband: I stayed up all night The next morning, I went to the flower shop to buy 999 roses for my wife, and also bought a large box of roses, ready to revive the glory and save my wife's heart.

1 1. Japanese husband: I stayed up all night. The next day, after work, I went straight to the pub, one after another, and didn't come back until I was drunk. From then on, I fell in love with pubs and went home drunk every night.

12. China's husband: I stayed up all night and didn't reply to the text message the next day. If you read the message and don't forward it, you have a green hat and your wife is having an affair. ...

13. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Some people have a fat heart, but live a life that is not fat. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

15. The big sand melon is wet with mud, the white and black mud is used as bait at night, the deep-rooted ice wine is wet, and the wet mud is lazy at night. Wash the monkey with a stand and watch the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind? & ltp & ltp = " " & gt