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1. When he said he loved you, he didn't mean it. Don't be moved easily.

His hedgehog-like hair is short and thick, showing a stubbornness.

His hands are as hairy as bear's paw.

My wife died years ago, and my life is empty and helpless. Online dating is popular recently, and I also go out to exercise. I played tennis, badminton and tennis. Why can't I love a wife?

5. They gave me a riddle, let me guess, and if I guess correctly, I can meet you and give me a long-awaited love. -Xi Murong's puzzle

6. Breaking outside is food, and breaking inside is life; Life, what is broken from the outside is pressure, and what is broken from the inside is growth.

He stumbled out and almost rolled down the stairs. He rushed to the door of the office and stood there out of breath, his legs weak and his hands cold. He saw countless people come to the office, and his brain has lost its ability to direct itself.

He seems to have a stick in his cavity, holding his chest out all the time.

9. He ran through my youthful dream, and then I can't find him now.

10, he has broad shoulders, is tall and strong as a wall.

1 1. They used to be ambiguous. When are they so similar to happiness, but happiness is happiness?

12. His short hair, half an inch long, is as dry and hard as reed grass in autumn, and there is no oil at all.

13, his beard is half a foot long, just like the roots of an old banyan tree, fluttering in the wind.

14, if you want to die from the light, it means you are no longer tired.

15, her world is only him without her. The world is like this, and there will never be fairness. This is a wrestling battle without time limit. The more people care, the worse they lose.

Don't promise your personality easily.

Don't promise your personality easily.

First, how lucky you are that two people can hold hands and grow old healthily. In parallel time and space, embracing the talents around you is the most extravagant thing. You don't rely on eternal promises, and you don't have the conceit of being independent. Look at what you have gained in this relationship before a hundred impulses. Don't easily think that love can be abandoned, the heart can be healed, and you can do it alone. You'd better remember that the love others give you is innocent.

Second, it is not difficult to borrow when it is easy to borrow. When I promised the date of return, I forgot. Don't promise easily if you can't do it. It's really annoying

Third, people really don't make any promises easily. Once the promised things are inconsistent with the facts, it will make people sad, so it is better to be dumb in life.

4. Don't promise things you can't do easily. If it changes in three minutes, how can people who believe in it break it and put down their imaginary lies?

If you can't be responsible for her trust, courage, sincerity and all her feelings, don't appear in her life and don't promise any future easily.

6. Actually, I don't like the word opportunity very much. Opportunities to eat together, travel together, and do this and that over and over again often lead to a distant future. Many things, either don't promise easily, or do it now.

Seven, some things can't be done, don't promise easily.

Eight, don't rely on others easily, because you can't afford the sudden change of face behind the promise. Don't blame others for their selfishness. Others have no obligation to help you. This world, this society, just believe in yourself and your parents. Say what you see is a feeling, a feeling and an awakening to life!

Wake up, don't promise easily, don't complain easily, and don't believe easily. Good morning.

10. Don't promise easily. Who knows what will happen tomorrow? One regrets boasting for a while and wasting saliva, and the other remembers that it is useless to think for a lifetime.

1 1. People who don't aim at marriage are hooligans, but we are thinking about love while aiming at marriage. After all, love is only a matter for two people, and marriage will directly rise to two families, and it will also involve work and relatives. The word marriage really contains too much. If you can't give the future, don't promise it easily.

At that time, you said you wouldn't let go of my hand even if you were killed, and finally you left without looking back. Don't say forever and don't promise easily. I don't know what kind of feelings I have fulfilled when I can really let go.

Thirteen, there are always one million surprises in Qian Qian's life. No one knows what the next second will be before anything happens. Don't make promises easily. If you keep working hard, this is the only way out. Everything depends on struggle. If you don't fight for opportunities, your fate will be missed step by step. Agitation is the best state.

14. If you are not sure, please don't promise easily, don't add invisible pressure and burden to yourself easily, don't talk nonsense for quick results, and be sure to think of the consequences when you promise. In fact, many promises in this world are pale and powerless in the face of time. Many promises are simply vulnerable in the face of reality, and promises should not be easily promised.

16. Don't promise things you can't promise easily. Do you know that you will lose your child?

Don't promise easily, learn to speak slowly. We should learn to walk slowly. Will disappointment really turn into despair if you save enough?

At eighteen, we will all get hurt, and we will mature in love. We don't rely on eternal promises and have no egoism. Before a hundred impulses, look at what we have gained in this relationship. Don't easily think that love can be abandoned, the heart can be cured, and one person can do it.

Nineteen, don't believe it easily, let alone expect it, just listen. Because most men just talk.

Twenty, no one will easily promise that you will never turn around and leave them, as if telling you not to expect it easily.

Twenty-one, don't expect others to be nice to you, because you are not their who, no one has to be nice to you and don't ask others to be fair to you, because you won't treat everyone fairly; No one in the world is fair; The two ends of the balance will not be parallel, and if you can't do it, you won't do it; Don't promise easily, don't owe anyone, and you can repay everything for a lifetime!

Twenty-two, opportunities again and again, often in the end, are far away. Many things, either don't promise easily, or do it now.

Twenty-three, when you choose to go with the flow, don't promise easily. Birds are destined to live alone.

Sometimes you choose to believe or give up! Not necessarily the right choice! We all spent frivolous youth. Now I just want to live a plain life, simple, inclusive and trusting. The word "wait" is too heavy. No one can do it! Don't say your promise easily, wait until you are 80 all your life!

From the beginning to now, I don't know how important commitment is to you, but at least it is very important to me. Don't give me hope easily in the future I'm afraid I didn't expect the dawn, but it ushered in darkness.

26. I hope that my other half and I will join hands for life because of love, not because of suitability. It always takes courage and faith to support each other. If you can't do it, please don't make a promise easily. The price of this promise is too high. Don't regret your life because of your short fit.

Twenty-seven, a lifetime is so long, don't promise easily, maybe you will forget your promise, but the person you promised will remember that when you can't do it, it will bring more than just disappointment. Cherish everyone we meet, because we don't know how long he or she will accompany us through this journey. It is possible that we will break up at the next intersection. Meeting is a kind of luck.

Twenty-eight, how lucky you are, two people can grow old hand in hand, and a hundred people have a hundred attitudes towards love. We all get hurt and mature in love. We don't rely on eternal promises and have no egoism. Before a hundred impulses, look at what we have gained in this relationship. Don't think that love can be easily abandoned, we can do it alone.

Twenty-nine, if you are not sure, please don't promise easily, don't add invisible pressure and burden to yourself easily, don't talk nonsense for quick results, and be sure to think of the consequences when you promise. In fact, many promises in this world are pale in the face of time, and many promises are simply vulnerable in the face of reality. Promises are not made easily. Everything needs us to think twice. Anyway, as long as we do it with our heart and try our best, it will be enough!

I know you have this heart, but if you can't do it, don't say yes easily. More witty. It won't always make you unhappy. I can trust you more. I am content to do so.

3 1. The spread of lies, the false extension of the truth, is like a sharp knife, with only absurdity behind it, screaming for eternity. You are like a fellow traveler, but in fact you regard Confucianism as a Buddha. I am not a good person or an asshole, and I don't like being perfunctory and ignored. This is also the reason why Weibo made artillery shells. If you can't tell the truth, don't promise easily.

Thirty-two, don't promise easily, even if you say it casually, if you can't cash it, it will hurt your feelings.

33. One hundred people have one hundred attitudes towards love. We all get hurt and mature in love. We don't rely on eternal promises and have no egoism. Before a hundred impulses, look at what we have gained in this relationship. Don't think that love can be easily abandoned, we can do it alone. The love that others give you is innocent.

34. Since you can't do it, don't make promises easily, and talk nonsense. If you don't say it, it won't count. Hehe, there is no trust between people.

35. Disappointed again and again. I cried my eyes out under the quilt. I am really tired. I choose to start this relationship like there is no way out. You have no idea how much I dream of you. Don't force the person who loves you the most to cry for you so many times, because when I want to love myself, you are really not that important. Don't promise easily, so as not to let others down; Don't ask for commitment easily, so that you won't be disappointed.

36. Someone will say that I am responsible for you in the future. Don't believe it easily. My own life was originally for myself. Commitment itself, that is, the listener has a heart, and the speaker has no intention.

Beautiful love words of online dating

1. There is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible thread, with one end firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end in your hand.

2. 12. 12, friends send you the blessings you want to love: the boss can't put it down when he sees you smiling, and his wife is full of joy when she sees you, obedient when she sees you have money, and throws herself at you. Love your happiness and the people you love!

We are constantly searching and working hard, hoping to find our own truth. Looking at the happiness of others to ridicule my own sadness, my heart has been unbalanced. People who wish to hurt themselves are worse than themselves and have no happiness. But when I really saw it, I found that it was really like every time I wrote it. I really hope he is better and happier than me.

4. Gently, a fallen leaf floated into my heart, occupying all my heart. Slowly, my heart drifted away with the fallen leaves, and I can't get it back.

5. Work is sometimes very busy, just enrich it; Life is sometimes hard, just be happy; Time is sometimes very hasty, just cherish it; Love is sometimes hard to find, just follow the fate; You and I don't see each other very often sometimes, so I miss you very much.

6. The leaves are reluctant to leave the tree, because they are afraid that they will never see it again, because they are afraid of missing someone. I can't live without you, because I'm afraid I won't see you, because I'm afraid you won't be happy without you.

7. I like to see your smile like spring breeze, your figure like summer rain, your eyes like autumn moon and your expression like winter snow, because you are the only one for me.

8. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my heart, in my heart, you will always be the only love-people! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

I like you as people like roses. I like its fragrance and accept its thorns, which means I will accept your advantages and disadvantages!

10. You are my shadow, where there is sunshine, there is you! You are my sunshine, and I need you in a stormy day! You are my wind and rain, and we won't forget each other on the same road!

1 1. No reason, no reason, I just love you, love you, love you forever, let's carry our love to the end!

12. The world will be warm with love, and the world will be warm with love. I hope you can accompany me all the way and be a happy passer-by.

13. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your troubled heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and accompany you forever, forever!

14. I long for love. A person's smile is printed in his eyes, and a tear is appreciated by two hearts. If the fate of this life is doomed, I would like to exchange a sincerity for a sincerity. Can't you accept me yet?

15. Not loving you is too much. I'm so sorry for myself. If I don't love you, my friends will hit me. My goal is just to love you.

16. Not every apology can be exchanged, it doesn't matter; Not every sentence I love you can be exchanged together.

17. Jokes are the starting point of pleasure, lies are beautiful lies, gossip is the ornament of life, and love stories are the honey source of love. No matter how stressed you are, I hope you can find a happy blue sky! Keep smiling!

18. Roses bloom in September. I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. I have nothing for you but one sentence: I love you!

19. When it is quiet, the soul is always restless. It sometimes flies to the window of the sunset, to the river where the breeze blows gently, and to every moment related to you on the hot rock in summer night. Does this mean that you have taken root in my heart? Can I protect you forever?

20. Photos will never erase the love in my heart. She is an angel who bears witness to love. With her, there will be memories. No matter what the future holds, please cherish today, 9 14 photo Valentine's Day, and record your love again.

2 1. Adventure made me meet you. Fate makes me love you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. Think about it or tell you. Thinking of you at the moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

22. I dance to you carefully, dancing into a lingering butterfly, and loving you is the most agile gesture; I came to you with attachment and walked into the gorgeous rainbow. Love you is the brightest color. I carefully guard you and keep a perfect circle, and loving you is the beautiful center of this circle. Orange Valentine's Day, a festival to remember your sweet love, will always be the romantic figure of you and me at the end of time.

23. With you and me, love is sweet and bitter, love has thoughts and feelings, love has joys and sorrows, and thinking about words has ties. Your words are my most concerned friends, so I am happy because you are happy.

I love the moon, its purity, brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

25. A diamond lasts forever, but a diamond lasts forever. I miss you every day and I can't stop thinking about you. Love you forever, until time no longer flows and the seasons no longer change! I swear to love you for ten thousand years!

26. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it is displayed on your face, I feel as if there is a spring breeze blowing and melting my heart.

27. Lonely as the sea tonight, lovesickness is a disaster tonight. My love for you has turned into this lonely sea. Miss your heart has let your shadow flood in your mind!

28. Even if your hair turns white, my stalwart body is not straight; Even if my legs and feet are no longer flexible, your gentle face is also portrayed by years; And we are still holding hands in the sunset!

29. When we meet, we always nod our heads, but it is always difficult to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

30. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence.

3 1. You are like a warm spring breeze, which has aroused the waves of love in my heart; You are like a cloud, attracting my affectionate eyes.

32. A person is not lonely on Valentine's Day, but only when he misses someone. The light in the distance is my blessing to your eyes. Even after thousands of years, I still stubbornly wait outside your heart, waiting for you to take me in.

33. If I become loess, the grass will grow green for you and the yellow flowers will be fragrant for you; If I become a clear spring, the fish will dance for you, and the spring will be song for you. About confessing to girls, be true

34. Time is a gorgeous gap in life. Love is a Warcraft that flies into the gap, devouring me and eroding my heart. Give my whole body to your smile, because you say you know me best! Happy orange valentine's day!

35. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!

36. The vast sea of people is sailing in your name. On a cold night, use your name to keep warm. Live a long life and travel with your name.

Talk about true love: don't be moved easily in the future, just like how to be together.

1, you are so important that every word in my dream will hurt me.

If the love story is finished, give me a wedding dress.

3, because I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, and I will give you warmth and hugs in this life.

4. Find someone who loves you. He loves you purely because of you.

True love is the impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result, not a temporary crush. I know it is not easy to meet you.

6, don't be moved easily in the future, just like how to be together.

7. As for love, if all feelings are defensive, it is reasonable not to be moved.

8. If lonely people are willing to look back, anxious people are willing to wait, and introverted people are willing to talk, perhaps this is the truest look of love.

9, the person who loves you, you casually say, he actually did it; People who don't love you, when you are finished, will never come back.

10, I am stingy, jealous and like to think too much. I can't see that you are good with others. I hope you can remember that it is because I care too much about you, so I am very sensitive and fragile. People touch me. I think it's all robbery.

1 1, you have to believe that there must be people who love you in the world. No matter whether you are surrounded by light and overwhelmed by applause at the moment, or you were walking alone in the cold street and getting wet by the heavy rain, whether it is the twilight with light snow or the dusk with hot waves, he will definitely pass through the turbulent crowd in the world, and he will pass by them one by one with a beating heart. He will definitely come to you and hold you tightly with full heat and heavy love. He can't wait to come to you. You have to wait.