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Grasshopper jingle

1. Sweet here, salty here, pig killing here, Chinese New Year here, endless sparrows here!

2. I have a stomachache and go to Laoying. There is a good gentleman in Laoying. I'm pinching and twisting again and again, let's see if your little turtle is still in pain!

3. Pushing baskets and spinning around, what will we eat when uncle comes? Baked steamed buns, beaten eggs, two big bowls of it!

4. Those who wet the bed are exposed to the sun. If not dried in the sun, wait for three days. It’s dried out and the sun is tilted!

5. Zanthoxylum bungeanum tree has many knots. Mom beat me and asked for grandma. Grandma, tell me, is your daughter evil? (Awesome)!

6. The three-year-old boy knows how to blacksmith and gives the money he earns to his father. His father bought a red hat, his mother bought a pair of boots, and the pair got on the mule cart. The mule cart drove away, fucking twisted, and as soon as it arrived at Danjiangkou, they ate eggs and drank wine!

7. As the sun sets, the wolf goes downhill. Wait for me, little cowherd, don't let the stubble prick my feet!

8. Sitting cross-legged (meditating) for three years. Three years later, peach blossoms bloom. Order beans, sell beans, and catch loaches in the ditch!

9. When the moon goes, I go too. I drove the animals for the moon and rushed to Danjiangkou!

10. Buy a chicken and peck peas; buy a monkey and do somersaults. I flipped through the door and saw my sister-in-law's flower pillow. My sister-in-law took a needle and pricked his creaky nest!