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How to reply humorously when an ex-boyfriend sends a photo?

1, good shot! Your selfie is so natural! This photo has clear pixels, vivid expression, moderate angle and good posture and eyes. Judging from the shooting, the mobile phone is of high grade.

Tell me how you want me to kiss your ass and what it's like to live with such a face every day. I really want to experience it.