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Connotation: I didn't know I lost to you until I saw the person you like.
2. A woman with a melon face sleeps in a beauty sleep, while a woman with a steamed bun face can only sleep in a cage.
3. Sleeping after midnight is equal to chronic suicide, skipping breakfast is equal to chronic suicide, frequent barbecue is equal to chronic suicide, mobile phone is turned on for 24 hours is equal to chronic suicide, staying indoors for a long time is equal to chronic suicide, complaining too much is equal to chronic suicide, and lack of exercise is equal to chronic suicide. I suddenly found out that I did nothing all day and fucking committed suicide!
At present, the only thing that can't be lifted is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be lifted is the quilt.
In the past, getting 60 marks was like being a dead father. Now, getting 60 marks is like being a father.
6. Get up every day and keep this state for at least 10 minutes.
7. Before going home, my parents said they missed me. When I got home, I found that they just wanted to scold me. They get up late, watch TV, play mobile phones, stay at home and go out to play.
I didn't know what love was until you came. I met you and spent the rest of my life with you.
I didn't understand what love is until I met you and me for so many years. As long as it is your life, I am willing to accompany love all the time. Sometimes there are more coincidences than I thought, but are those thoughts intentional? I have often seen this sentence recently.
1, I heard girls complain more than once:
He and his ex-girlfriend are still having an affair on WeChat, but after all, he has been very kind to me, and it is not worthwhile to break up for such a trivial matter.
Once we quarreled, he moved his hand. He cried and said it was an impulse, too afraid of losing me. I don't know what to do.
His friend said that I was not good enough for him, and he wanted to say that I would make it public after I got the offer. I met an acquaintance on a date. He said I was a classmate in middle school.
He cheated on me, but he confessed to me. He said he just wanted to try other girls so that he could concentrate more on me.
My boyfriend is usually very attentive to me. He sends me the weather forecast every day and gives me thoughtful advice, but every date will be AA, even the 32-degree mala Tang is A.
I have received similar confidences before, and I will reply reluctantly. Of course, forgive him!
But yesterday, when I was brushing my circle of friends, Xiao Yan jumped out and talked with me about her impending divorce for more than three hours, only to find that too many things that girls experienced were just a cover-up for love.
Xiaoyan's object is a soldier brother. After two years of dating, there are only a handful of dates, most of which are WeChat love.
I met that boy, a passerby with a face, and I don't quite understand what made Xiao Yan attached. I only heard her show her love a few times in my memory. Nothing more than the man who warmed her feet in winter and went downstairs to buy brown sugar and ginger in the middle of the night.
But more often, I heard her complain that she was still in contact with her ex, complimented her on Weibo and ate alone. Every time Xiao Yan gets angry, she will explain that she is just an ordinary friend, and then all kinds of sweet words such as only you can make me tempted will make her happy.
In addition, Xiao Yan often told us sweetly that her boyfriend promised to take her to Maldives after she retired from the army, and said that when she got married, she would take wedding photos in Tahiti and use Xiao Yan's favorite herder as her first car.
But what impressed me most was that when the iphone6 first came out, her boyfriend said that she really wanted it, but the army was not allowed to go out for training, so Xiaoyan had to buy it for her. Xiao Yan took a bus delivery for more than three hours, so forget it. The problem is that the other party was ecstatic after receiving the mobile phone and forgot all about giving money.
Of course, Xiao Yan can't erase her face and ask for it. She can only comfort me (herself), and couples don't have to care too much.
Love is changeable, and some girls just fall into a deeper and deeper cycle.
When she decided to get married, we all secretly sweated. A lot of objections are on the lips, but no one has the heart to say them.
She gave all her humbleness to that man, and everything outsiders said seemed to chatter. The girl who had the best relationship with her cried bitterly at the wedding. She tugged at the groom's sleeve and said, You must be kind to Gilles, especially to Gilles! Son of a bitch, did you fucking hear me?
On the contrary, Gilles and Gilles all smiled contentedly during the whole process, as if the wish for many years had finally come true and the dust had settled.
After we got married, we went to Jill's new home for dinner. Her husband has retired from the army, but he hasn't gone out to look for a job. Just play games at home, day and night. Cheeky had to go to work to support his family and take care of him. One day, Zhizhi was busy greeting us, but her husband wouldn't even take out a bowl and chopsticks.
We really can't help joking that her husband's life is too good. Others have only one mother all their lives. It's good for you to find another one in your thirties.
But people don't care at all, but they show off with mirth, who let me marry the most virtuous wife in the world.
This is very useful to Gilles. I suddenly found that many girls are particularly easy to satisfy, and a beautiful word is enough to make them willing to work hard.
Unfortunately, no matter what the return of enthusiasm is, we can't exchange each other's hearts and souls.
As written in The Little Prince, your rose is so important because you spend time and energy on it.
Men are like this carefully cultivated rose.
But gills are just natural sunshine and rain for men.
On the day when the new mobile phone went on the market, I joked that my husband bought me an iphone8 as an anniversary gift. As a result, the other party said, if I want to buy it, I will buy it first and give it to you after it is eliminated. Have the cheek to ask why, my husband said that men go out to save face.
At that moment, Xiao Yan saw herself in the mirror, wearing a sweater for three years and pants on sale last year. Two pairs of shoes run through the four seasons. Once she heard a colleague make fun of herself in the company toilet. A said, how old are your cheeks? B said, it should be around 30. A said, ah, I think she is quite small. B just laughed out loud and said that maybe she usually dresses too rustic.
In fact, Xiao Yan's actual age is only 26, and his salary is more than the sum of these two colleagues.
But she also has to admit that, anyway, standing with them makes her feel inferior.
Another month passed, and the weather was getting colder. Xiao Yan couldn't drink cold water, so he sent a connection to her husband, saying that he wanted him to send this thermos cup to himself.
Is carefully selected, stylish and durable, cost-effective, as long as 150 yuan. My husband also promised to buy it for me in a few days.
It was not until the temperature dropped to ten degrees that ZSZSZSZ received it as scheduled.
This time, she told me that she was getting a divorce. Besides, I have packed my things and moved back to my parents' house, and I don't want to answer the phone anymore.
Although I made up my mind, the pain didn't decrease by half. Xiao Yan told me that she always knew that we didn't think highly of her marriage.
But you know, I grew up with my grandparents. At the age when I am most eager to be noticed, my ears are filled with mahjong and the quarrel between my grandparents. So I started dating very early. You may not believe it. I just want someone to hug me.
You may think he doesn't deserve me, and of course he doesn't deserve me. But you know, I think he is willing to sleep with me, eat with me and watch movies with me, and I am satisfied. I just want such a person who will never leave me.
Sometimes I can't tell if this is love. But what I can be sure of is that I have nothing but sticking to this relationship.
She said a lot that night, and my nose hurt several times. I finally understand that the tolerance of some girls is based on the desire for love and the fear of loneliness.
I used to be like this.
Because of my parents' work, I lost some company since I was a child. I started dating very early.
I met a man in his early twenties. He is several years older than me. No matter the rainstorm or hail weather, he always appears when I need him. Whether it is a midnight snack at three o'clock in the morning or my strange idea of leaving, he is satisfied one by one.
I used to think that this is the best appearance of love.
Until one day, he saw my chat record with my male colleague and was so angry that he smashed his mobile phone directly. Afterwards, he apologized and bought me updated compensation, which I thought was caring.
We quarreled over trifles again, and I couldn't help crying in the car. The more he told me to shut up, I couldn't help crying. As a result, he suddenly stepped on the brakes and I hit my head. The whole person fainted and forgot to cry. Then he said, can you be quiet now?
For an instant, my heart was dying. But I don't know how to say goodbye.
Comfort yourself with luck, these are all love.
But when I really escaped from that relationship, I met someone who would help me hold an umbrella when I quarreled. No matter how angry I was, I suddenly understood, oh, there was such gentleness in the world.
Xiao Yan's words made me think a lot, and finally understood why many girls tasted a little sweetness and went to death without hesitation, sacrificing all their humbleness.
But I believe those girls who are still hesitating will meet true love like me, not selfish desire and possession, nor insatiable demand. When that person appears, you will know that you deserve to be treated gently.
You always care about the people you like, but you ignore the people around you who like you.
1, everyone lacks something, and we will be unhappy in an instant. ...
I have been full of tears and worries these years, and I don't believe the name of this lake. -"Ghost Story"
3. I like it seriously, but I dare not say it in person; I miss you day and night, but I can only bury it in my heart.
I have thought about suicide more than once, but I want to know what my future is like.
Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson, and then turn around and leave.
6. Love is like laughing, killing others and hurting yourself.
7. We always hurt those who love us for the sake of those we love.
8. Everyone will grow up just to see when the storm of growth will come.
I can't give you the world, but I can give you my world.
10, envy your love, envy your ambiguity and hate your differences.
1 1, love, work and self all need a lot of choices.
12, people around you have changed one after another, who will stay until the end.
13, give you three choices: first, be my wife; Second, be my woman; Third, be my wife. choose
14, love is a very important thing, knowing it too early or too late!
15. Memory sends us a strong signal. In front of time, it is so pale and powerless.
16, I drank to relieve loneliness, but I didn't expect loneliness but learned to swim.
17, in fact, I have long known that we are not suitable, but I stubbornly want to be with you.
18, I don't know what I'm thinking. I am very distressed, tangled and depressed.
19, you always care about the people you like but ignore the people around you who like you.
20. The sky is gloomy, and it is sunny when you are around.
2 1, cowardice that is not understood must always be strong.
22. Please take my ashes with you after I die. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time.
It's up to you to decide whether to go forward or backward. Maybe the ending is already doomed.
Even though I am scarred and embarrassed, I can still proudly say that I did a good job.
25. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed for ghosts and gods.
26, drunk as mud, but with a clear head.
27. Loneliness is the shadow I pass by, laughing and saying deja vu;
28. People have a bad habit, that is, they have a bad memory and are unlucky. This is really unkind and unfair to the gods.
29. Please take my ashes. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time.
30, a life without a chance, love can get tired of this life.
3 1, who says you have nothing, aren't you still sick?
The girl I love deeply, your heart is broken for him, but my heart is broken for you.
33. Sometimes a casual sentence can make all our good feelings for a person disappear instantly. Really?
The most beautiful scenery is the one I have seen with you.
1. The world is big, the scenery is beautiful and life is short. Don't curl up in your own shadow.
Find a time to relax and don't bear too much pressure. Refuse a promise that doesn't belong to you, and let yourself do what you want. Not for long. Just one afternoon.
If two people are destined to be together, they will eventually find a way to get back to each other.
Every time I toss and turn in bed at night, I don't know what I want and what kind of life I want. Is life too empty now, or is it too empty inside? What happened to us? Do we always like moaning, or do we really like this self-deception idea? Living a clean and happy life, but I can't laugh. Are we asking too much, or are we giving too little?
Some things are destined to be stories, some people are destined to be old friends, and some roads are destined to go alone. Some people, some things, broke into life, gained and lost, yesterday's sadness, today's happiness, joys and sorrows should be remembered. When all this becomes a memory, what will remain in our memory? Many things have passed, many people have left and experienced more, and their hearts will be strong and their roads will be solid.
6. Only when you are down and out will you know who is the fool who always worries about you and who is the bastard of a stranger.
7. You should not love the person who always shines in front of you, but love the person who is willing to hide his shortcomings in front of you.
8. People should travel. When you are young, you should use your temper to pretend to be chic and have the capital to play your personality. They should leave this city where they can see with their eyes open, escape from the surrounding disturbances, find a place where their hearts are quiet and clean, make themselves as transparent as crystal, and then take some photos that are so beautiful that they want to cry and leave them to their original selves.
9. There are three states in loneliness. One is nervous, confused, careless, and bent on escaping from loneliness. Second, gradually get used to loneliness, settle down, establish the order of life, and use reading, writing or other affairs to drive out loneliness. Thirdly, loneliness itself becomes a poetic soil and an opportunity for creation, which induces deep thinking and experience of existence, life and self. -Zhou
10, thank the people who gave birth to you, because they let you experience life; Be grateful to the people who raised you, because they let you grow constantly; Be grateful to those who help you, because they help you through the difficulties; Be grateful to those who care about you, because they give you warmth; Be grateful to those who encourage you, because they give you strength. With gratitude, you can be warm. Know how to be grateful and be kind to everything.
1 1. Hold the highest expectations, do your best, prepare for the worst, have the best attitude, remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept it as a fact. The sun is always new and every day is a beautiful day.
12, be grateful in good times and bad, and let yourself contain the world with a soft heart. A soft heart is the strongest.
13, one day you will meet someone who makes your laughter and tears meaningful. He treats you well and regards you as the most important person in life.
14. If there are good apples and bad apples, you should eat the good ones first and throw away the bad ones. If you eat the bad first, the good will go bad, you will never eat the good, and so will life.
15, you don't have to envy what others have, as long as you work hard, you will have it; You don't have to show off what you have, because others will have it if they are struggling. More happiness, less trouble, regardless of wealth, status, depth of knowledge. Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.
16, don't compare yourself with others, because everyone is a unique individual in this world. Don't turn the ideal pursued by others into your own goal, because you have your own way. It is better to manage your own happiness with your heart than to see the beauty of others. Don't give up when you can still give; Don't tell yourself "impossible" when you can still work hard; Nothing will end until you stop trying.
17, something that makes you sad, you will say it with a smile one day.
18, when we love a person, his shortcomings are negligible. Only when love fades, his shortcomings always test our conscience and patience like a poor relative of a rich man.
19, because there is nothing to do, so let nature take its course.
20. The most beautiful scenery is seen with you.
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