Why not study bulletproof vests with your face?

1, forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This is bullshit!

He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.

I haven't been in Jianghu for a long time, and there is always my biography in Jianghu.

4. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment to realize your dreams, but the process to persist in your dreams!

This Singles Day is not for you alone, because I am silently accompanying you.

6. Happiness is endless but unattainable.

7. I often hurt you and scold you because I believe in our relationship.

9, want the so-called good: please put down the so-called face.

10, you can't wake up a person who is pretending to sleep, nor can you be intoxicated with someone who doesn't love you, not along the way, nor can you cut corners.

1 1, men, just like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, it's too late!

12, as long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

13, Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score. This is the rule of remembering more.

14, almost to Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me? . .

15, why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face? /a-53/

16, physics teacher: What if there is no friction? Student: Humans will gradually become extinct. Tell me, what does it matter! ! !

17, if the relationship between two people is long, is it in pork and pork?

18, the reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she failed to pass Grade 4 and was confiscated in buddhist nun.

19, the shadow under my feet never tries to look like a street sweeper. I am not threatened by anyone.

20. This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it.

2 1. If you are not angry, some people will never know what pushing your luck is.

22. She, she, she, you only love him.

23. Old woman: I just made a difficult decision. Forev

24, people are fighting for a sigh of relief, but what is forced out is a piece of shit!

25. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand did not move, but it took away our best time.

26, the pig is handsome! Even farting smells good. Please enjoy!

27. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the fine weather in China this year!

28. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

Hardly had I finished eating a bowl of noodles when we failed.

30. Without the appearance of mistress, who will identify your nonsense love?

3 1. Only those who keep secrets can get more secrets.

32. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

Gongsun Ce: The students wrapped it in garbage and threw it away.

It's a pity that I didn't win the first place last time. Work harder this time and come back with the last one.

35. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

If you are smart, why aren't you rich?

1, people only suffer from lack of ambition, and people who are not interested in anything cannot succeed.

If you have no will, nothing can be done in the world.

Genius is developed because of the love of career, which can be called genius.

4. Life is ambitious and your career is thriving.

5. Get something for nothing, get something for nothing.

6. Only persistence can achieve final success.

7. The road to success is full of thorns, and only hard work can succeed.

8. The failure of millions of people is the failure of doing things incompletely, and they often stop doing things when they are only one step away from success.

9. Overcoming yourself is the saddest failure, and defeating yourself is the most precious victory.

10, if you are smart, why aren't you rich?

1 1, showing off needs an audience, and showing off just makes us lose the audience.

12. Inferiority is a bird with wings cut, and it is difficult to go to heaven. Both are taboos for success.

13, lofty ideals are like flowers growing on mountains. If you want to take them off, diligence is the rope to climb.

14. If talent is compared to a sword, then diligence is a grindstone.

15, the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

16. If you conquer yourself, you can conquer everything.

17, the most common courage is to be honest and upright in daily life, to resist temptation, to dare to tell the truth, and not to show your true side hypocritically.

18, the belief in success is like an alarm clock in the human brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

19, people who make life cycle cycle can't be half a step ahead.

20. The firmness of goal is one of the most necessary sources of strength in personality and one of the sharp tools for success. Without it, genius will be in vain in the maze of uncertain contradictions.

2 1, living in the same environment, the boundary between the strong and the weak lies in who can change it.

22. Those who aspire are also pillars of fame. If you don't stop in difficulties and obstacles, you will reach the mountain.

23. Whoever does not look ahead will face many difficulties.

24. If you are willing, you will know that Penglai is close. If you do nothing, you will always feel close at hand.

25. The belief in success is like an alarm clock in the brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

26. Lofty ideals are like flowers growing on high mountains. If you want to do it, diligence is the rope to climb.

27. Suffering, like happiness, is a blooming flower of life.

28. The secret of success lies in trying again. How many times have you tried to succeed?

29. Don't give up when you are in trouble. Remember, persistence is victory.

30. The mountain stream and spring water all the way twists and turns, only to sing a wonderful song.

About summer vacation: "Why do holidays pass so quickly?" "Because there is no morning!

1. Summer vacation is 60 days and 8 weeks 1440 hours, 86,400 minutes, 5194,000 seconds.

Call me out at home and call me home outside. If I don't make up lessons, I will say that I am poor at school. If I make up lessons, I say I'm wasting money. If I don't eat, I'll say I want to be immortal.

I held hands with a dog named Homework in the middle of summer vacation!

I tell you from personal experience: never stay at home during the summer vacation, or you will be scolded badly!

Teacher, you haven't told us the exam paper on graduation day.

6. Why did the holiday pass so quickly? Because there is no morning!

7. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but this skill will not be triggered until the last two days.

8. When school starts, I will make friends with whoever says I am fat.

9. After the summer vacation, not only did I not lose weight like lightning, but I became a dark cloud.

10. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

1 1. You know, the most boring thing in summer vacation is to do homework.

12. I really don't like it when some people say that I will kill the head teacher with my summer homework as if he could move.

13. Did you have a good summer vacation? Only happiness is not happiness.

14. Lao Ban, can you make an appointment to talk about the senior high school entrance examination paper? The same classroom, the same group of people. This time, we allow you to delay.

15. Finding a score is more stressful than confession, and more sad than being lovelorn!

16. Parents' disappointed eyes, friends' mocking words and teachers' scolding will all bloom in this July.

17. After graduation, we will all have a group of new friends, but please don't forget that there are still such a group of people who once beautiful your youth.

18. How is your homework? You are alive and well, and you have been raised for nothing.

19. I found out after the holiday that only those who love you will take the initiative to find you.

20. Everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured.

2 1. A new way to play in summer: take the air-conditioning remote control to the street, and switch to heating when you see any store unhappy. Anyway, so is the remote control.

22. The so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

Three years ago, none of us knew each other and walked into the same classroom. Three years later, everyone knew who it was and went their separate ways.

24. Holidays are the best time to surpass your opponents. Damn it, I never do such a sneaky thing.

25. Students whose summer homework is raised for nothing! It's time to lose weight in summer homework ~

26. When Logger Vick cuts down trees, the wolf eats sheep, the monster eats Tang Priest, and Tom catches Jerry. Can we start school again?

27. Teacher, I have put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching! Can we not pay it?

28. A complete summer = watermelon+air conditioning+cola+full WIFI+ no summer homework!

Love says, break up if you don't love me. Do men have feelings? Why do people always get hurt?

1, I only know that happiness can only be achieved with love. Only knowing that happiness can be achieved without love!

2. On the road of life, finding someone who knows you is happier than finding someone who loves you. Because I know that I will never give up. Because I know, I don't need to say more, but I already understand!

No matter how good the relationship is, only one person is giving, and the other person doesn't care. It's really hard to stick to it.

I just don't want to keep talking. I hope you can change it consciously, but you still lied to me, which makes me very disappointed!

5. Life is like wine. Did you find your own glass of wine?

6. No matter how good the relationship is, only one person is paying and the other person doesn't care. It's really hard to stick to it.

7. Husband and wife are birds of a feather. She flew away when I was in trouble, and she insisted that the melon was not sweet, so I let her fly away when I divorced.

8. If one day, we are strangers, I will still keep you in my heart, don't bother, don't pester, miss you far away, and sincerely wish you the best.

9. I feel the same way about everything, but everything should be really relaxed. It's easy, alas! Leave everything to nature! Let fate take its course and live every day!

10, don't think that the person you miss will miss you, and the person you can't forget will forget you. Without leaves, the trees will rot, and without leaves, the trees will not fall.

165438+ Why are women always injured?

12, don't say it if you can't do it. Remember this sentence? Do you have a minute? Do me a favor. I know what is behind your strength. I miss you.

13, I really want to ask, do you miss me? I really want to hug you and ask if you are tired of staying alone at night, because I think you are no longer lonely. It turns out that even if you are not in my life, my life is still yours.

14, the happiest thing is that the person you love just loves you.

15, some people, who meet for a lifetime, can't say where it is good, but no one can replace it. Maybe that's why you can't forget that person.

16, in fact, no one can tell you what to do to give up someone. You can only spend countless nights alone, and then get up as usual the next day and pretend nothing happened. In fact, feelings are between two people, and it's no big deal. If he doesn't love you, you love yourself.

17. Suddenly, I miss you very much. It's good to think of those days when you accompanied me. The smell you left on me will never be replaced. I close my eyes and miss you, trying to miss you, but you are far away from me. If you were in front of me at this moment, I would definitely hold you and hold you hard!

18, I like the feeling that you hold me from behind, thinking that your shoulders can make me rely on it for a lifetime. As a result, all my storms are given by you. I am careful to please you, and I am humble to the dust. Now I'm tired, and all my feelings are my thoughts. I hope you won't come in the future. I'm fine, too.

19, I try to like this city, try to like the people here and adapt to life here. I am willing to love the whole world for you.

I can do many things for you, but you didn't give me a chance.

2 1, I just want to hold you, do nothing and think nothing. Just holding you quietly. I miss you again.

22. Can you not be so smart? The TV series just revisited yesterday specially sent this sentence to a circle of friends. I like Luo Jin's words best: I am willing to take you to experience all the beauty that can be experienced in this world, and I am willing to enjoy the happiness brought by all this with you. I will love my work and everything around me for you. As long as you are by my side, everything will be so beautiful.