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Extra 1: Bai Zhen’s facial expressions

The eldest, second, and fifth children are married, and the third child has a lover. What worries the Fox Queen the most is the fourth child, who hangs out with Zheyan all day long without finding a wife. (Bai Zhen cos: I work as someone else’s wife every day, but you haven’t seen me, Aniang.)

This is so anxious for the Queen of Foxes. Isn’t she busy going around trying to find a bride for Bai Zhen? Of course, our Lord Bai Zhen is never seen every day. Whenever the Fox Queen cannot find anyone, she must go to the Ten Mile Peach Grove and say, "Zhe Yan, are you really seeing this?"

Every time he changed his face, he always said, "No." After Xiqi left, Bai Zhen walked out of the wine cellar slowly. "Old Phoenix, thank you very much."

"Zhenzhen, you can't really hide in my peach forest for the rest of your life! Those rotten peach blossoms of yours need to be dealt with!" "In your place So what if I hide for the rest of my life? Are you really willing to see me marry someone else?" The two fell into silence until Donghua Fengjiu and his wife arrived.

"I said, Fourth Uncle, Grandma asked you to go on a blind date. If you didn't go, you wouldn't have been hiding in the Ten Miles of Peach Grove every day! Grandma has even gone to Taichen Palace to ask questions. In fact, those girls It’s so pitiful. Why don’t you take me in as a maid? Maybe one day you will become more and more interested in her.”

“Xiaojiu, you are really getting better and better. Be brave. If you think those girls are pitiful, just take them into Taichen Palace and let the emperor watch them. Maybe the emperor will take a fancy to them. " Knowing that Bai Zhen was angry, Feng Jiu quickly coaxed her, "Uncle Four. , don’t be angry, Taichen Palace is almost full of palace ladies, it’s useless to admit so many people.”

Bai Zhen was so angry that Feng Jiu left, Feng Jiu quickly chased after her, Donghua was there. Shili Taolin plays chess with Zheyan. "Fourth Uncle, don't be angry." At this moment, Baizhen suddenly stopped, "Xiaojiu, how do you chase someone you like?" Feng Jiu looked at Baizhen with a smile, "Fourth Uncle, you have someone you like. I don’t know which fairy can win the favor of Fourth Uncle! Xiaojiu will help you chase her.”

“What if it’s a man?” Fengjiu almost spit out her mouth. , "Uncle Fourth, you don't really like Lao Fenghuang, do you?" "Xiaojiu, please keep your voice down. Yes, I like him, but I don't know if he likes me." "This is simple! It's all up to Donghua. He went to ask Zheyan."

The two people in Shili Peach Forest were playing chess, "I said Zheyan, almost all the ancient gods are married now. I married Mu Ling, Bai Zhi. Married to Xiqi, Bai Qi is chasing Yun Yi, Shao Wan is married to Mo Yuan, even Miao Luo has someone he likes, why haven't you made any move yet?"

"I mean Donghua, When did you become so gossipy? I remember that you couldn't say a word for a long time. If you want any news, will I tell you?"

"Learn from Feng Jiu. Okay, that's all, I can't ask anything from you anyway. I see that Bai Zhen is already a grown man. It's time for a marriage, lest Xiqi come to Taichen Palace again and again to disturb my purity and disgrace you. You should know how uncomfortable it is to be suddenly interrupted when you are doing something! Forget it, I won’t tell you more, I will take Jiuer back.”

Zheyan gritted his teeth in anger. , "Donghua, you..." "Zheyan, you'd better find your significant other." After the emperor said that, he walked out and found Feng Jiu and Bai Zhen, "Donghua, what did Old Fenghuang say?"

"I will tell you if I want a reward." "Okay, okay, I'll give it to you when I get back. You can say it now!" Feng Jiu felt aggrieved, "You arrogant silver fox, you know how to bully me, you will definitely do it when you go back." I can’t get out of bed, Fourth Uncle! The price for Xiaojiu's help is high. ’ Feng Jiu felt bitter in her heart, but Feng Jiu couldn’t say anything.

"It's probably possible, just go and give it a try." Although Bai Zhen didn't understand what the emperor was talking about, "Okay, I understand. Fourth uncle, you go tell grandma that you want to go on a blind date, and the time is up." In two days, after the matter is completed, Fourth Uncle, you must reward Xiaojiu well! Xiaojiu has sacrificed too much for your sake." Fengjiu made a painful expression, and the emperor quickly interrupted, "Not for two days. You can't get up. The time is today in a week."

Feng Jiu looked at someone and said, "Why, give you a little sweetness, you are getting more and more arrogant, one day is not enough, you still need more." After playing for a few days, huh, I locked the door when I got back so you couldn't get in.

’ Hearing what the emperor said, everyone understood. Bai Zhen looked at Feng Jiu with pitiful eyes, ‘Xiao Jiu, just take care of yourself! ’

“Just do what Feng Jiu said. I’m taking Jiu’er back. Goodbye, Fourth Uncle.” This made Fourth Uncle really worried about whether he would lose his life. Emperor Donghua stepped forward and picked up Feng Jiu in a horizontal hug.

"Jiu'er, don't be so mean for a while, or you won't be able to get out of bed for a month." Now Feng Jiu couldn't run away even if she wanted to, so she could only let someone hold her obediently. Carry her to the bedroom and receive someone's caress.

Baizhen went to tell the Queen of the Fox. The Queen of the Fox thought that her son had suddenly become enlightened and immediately posted everywhere. Of course, a certain god in Shili Taolin also knew about it and hurriedly went to find Bai Zhen. As a result, I couldn't find it, so I had to wait until the blind date party a week later. Someone from Taichen Palace did not toss Feng Jiu very hard. After playing for a long time, he hugged Feng Jiu and rested.

When the day of the blind date finally arrived, Bai Zhen was extremely nervous. Fairies from all over the world came just to see Bai Zhen. Zheyan was also watching, and then Feng Jiu Donghua Xiqi is here. Bai Zhen came slowly, seemingly not seeing Zhe Yan, and began to have a blind date.

Most of the day passed, and no one caught his eye. Bai Zhen looked for Zhe Yan again, but found that it was gone. "Auntie, I'm going to Shili Peach Grove to get two cans of peach blossom stuffing. You should be busy first." Bai Zhen hurriedly walked towards Shili Peach Grove, "Old Phoenix, Old Phoenix, where are you!"

At this time, Bai Zhen was pulled into the small bamboo house by a force. "Zhenzhen, you are really disobedient. You clearly promised to be with me. Why are you going on a blind date? Where did you put me?"

"Zheyan, I went on a blind date, too." It’s my mother’s will. If you don’t marry me, why don’t you allow me to marry someone else? Maybe you can accept me as a maid in Beihuang, as Xiaojiu said.”

“Really. Really, I will marry you, I love you, please don’t leave me. I will kill anyone you dare to marry."

"I have waited for so long, and you are finally willing to tell me. To be honest, Zheyan, I love you too. I won’t leave you. How about we stay together for the rest of our lives?”

As they spoke, the two of them took off their clothes, Zheyan and his fox. Zhenzhen was very affectionate. He was naked and pressed on Bai Zhen, who was also not wearing any clothes. Zheyan kissed Zhenzhen's neck passionately.

After this incident, the two of them confirmed their feelings. The next day, Zheyan prepared things to propose marriage. In the fox cave in Qingqiu, Bai Zhi and Xiqi sat aside, Bai Xuan and his wife, Bai Yi and his wife, Bai Qi, Bai Qian and Bai Yuan, Feng Jiu Donghua, Mo Yuan Shaowan, Miao Luo Siming, Bai Yuluo and Sha Qianmo.

"Xiqi, Bai Zhi, what I say next may be unbelievable, but listen to me. I want to be with Zhenzhen forever. We don't have any reason, just because we are sincere. We truly love each other." Yes, maybe no one of you approves of this relationship, but that’s not important. What’s important is that the two of us approve.”

After hearing Zheyan’s words, everyone fell silent, “Xiao. "Nine, what do you think about this matter?" Feng Jiu, who was suddenly called out by the Queen of Fox, felt a little guilty for some reason, "Why do you just look at it with your eyes? I'm not the fourth uncle, and I don't know if you ask me." Feng Jiu said with a smile, "Tell me the truest thoughts in your heart. Don't tell me Zhen'er. You didn't participate. Among us, you are the most important. You have experienced so much, you should have some thoughts." "Okay, I'll tell you what I think, but my aunt can't be angry for a while."

"In a large sense, Qingqiu has always been a place with simple folk customs, as long as the two people are happy." Being together has always been a monogamous relationship. What matters is that the two of them are in love. Qingqiu has never needed fame and fortune. Just like what happened with Sang Ji and Shaoxin, Grandpa and Zheyan just went to the Tian Clan to seek help. One explanation is that there is no apology for regretting the marriage. What is the reason? Isn't it just for aunt's face and Qingqiu's face? . What's more, I have only been on earth for a hundred years, and he has forgotten the promise he made that day. The people of Qingqiu are not something that his Celestial Clan can mess with.

Not letting him die is already a kindness to him. Why am I so angry? Not only does his Celestial Clan make me Qingqiu lose face, not to mention that he also wants to marry a concubine. Love between two people is more important than so-called fame and fortune. "

"Looking at Donghua and I, when I was Fengjiu, there was an age difference of more than 300,000 years between me and Donghua. I could risk everything and fall in love with all my strength. In the end, I am very happy. From a small perspective, just like Zheyan Shangshen said, maybe his relationship with his fourth uncle was not recognized. He already knew that there would be such a result, but he still mustered up the courage to say this in this place. This courage is not a small thing, but as long as Zheyan and his fourth uncle are sincere, what can they do even if they are not accepted by the people involved. At the beginning, the emperor rejected me three times, and even my dearest family members asked me to give up, but did I give up? I always believed that one day he would want me. Maybe in a thousand years or ten thousand years, no one will recognize Fourth Uncle and Zheyan, but in a hundred thousand years or tens of millions of years, one day will come. As long as two people have each other in their hearts, and as their family members, we only need to do one step, which is to silently support them behind the scenes so that they can deal with the rumors outside. "

"After I succeeded the Queen of Qingqiu, I studied very diligently and practiced swordsmanship, and even fell into a coma in the snow while practicing swordsmanship in winter. For what purpose, to be able to protect the people of Qingqiu in a better and more capable way, and more importantly, to protect Qingqiu. The emperor protects the world, so if I protect Qingqiu, it can be regarded as sharing the burden for him. I work so hard to become stronger, so powerful that I don’t need the emperor to risk his life to save me every time, but I can’t do anything. If I love him, I can only become as powerful as the emperor, so that he won't have to work so hard to protect me every time. Only if he is strong can he have the opportunity to do other things while saving himself. Xiaojiu hopes that everyone around her can be happy. The above is all Xiaojiu wants to say. "

After Feng Jiu said this, the collective silence was silent, except for someone, "Jiu'er, thank you! "There was a long silence, "Just like Xiaojiu said, as long as you two are happy, it will be fine. As for Aniang, I will always support you. Fox Emperor, what do you think? ”

“I think that’s it. Is it possible that I still fight against each other?” Donghua, you kidnapped my granddaughter to be your wife, Zheyan, you kidnapped my son, Mo Yuan, you kidnapped my daughter and granddaughter to be your apprentice, Bai Yuan, you kidnapped my daughter to be your wife, Zheyan, you originally followed I fought for my wife, now you fight for my son, the old god who protects against fire and theft. "Everyone laughed when the Fox Emperor made such a fuss. Everyone took their wives back to their nests to make babies.

(The following content is from Emperor Jiutianchang, with changes)

After Zheyan’s painstaking and day-and-night research, he finally developed the legendary Duanxiu fertility medicine. So the question is, who should take this medicine?

"I will give it to you." How can a male fox give birth to children? It’s so embarrassing to spread the word! "Baizhen put the pills in his hand on the table, sat down on the bed, and said angrily.

Zheyan picked up the pills and handed them to Bai Zhen again, and persuaded him earnestly, "It's true. ! For the sake of our children, just eat it! "Why do you want me to eat it?" Don't eat! Old Phoenix, I want to eat you! "Baizhen pushed away the medicine handed over by Zheyan.

"Zhenzhen, you want me to take it? How can this work? I am an ancient god, the most noble phoenix in the world. If I gave birth to a child, it would be embarrassing if word spread! " Zheyan frowned in distress

"It's embarrassing for you to be born with you, won't it be embarrassing for me to be born? That time I ate the semi-finished product you made, and the hair I lost hasn’t grown back yet! Don't eat! "Baizhen turned his head.

"Eh..." Zheyan sighed helplessly, paused for a long time, and then said, "Zhenzhen, don't you want a child? "From the moment I decided to be with you, I no longer had extravagant hopes for children." "

"Zhenzhen..." Zheyan was stunned. Bai Zhen actually gave up a normal life for him and came to this ten-mile peach forest with him to be a pair of broken sleeves...

"Old Phoenix, if you really want a child...you...just find a woman...it is destiny that there will be no children between men! "Bai Zhen lowered his head silently and said quietly.

"Zhenzhen, what are you talking about? Since I have chosen you, I will never betray you..." Zheyan looked at Bai Zhen in surprise. "Old Phoenix, I know you have always wanted a child..." Bai Zhen said, "I..."

Bai Zhen and Zheyan looked at each other and were stunned for a long time. After a long time, Zheyan let go of his hand, turned around and walked out the door in despair. "Old Phoenix...I...I just take it." Bai Zhen took the brown pill from Zheyan's hand and swallowed it in one gulp.

? "Zhenzhen, how are you feeling?" Zheyan stepped forward and asked with concern. "...Ah...cough..." Bai Zhen suddenly pressed his chest with one hand and coughed violently.

? "Zhenzhen, what's wrong with you? Could it be that the medicine failed? It shouldn't be! Zhenzhen, just hold on a little longer..." Zheyan held Bai Zhen's eyes wet with worry.

"...cough cough cough...it's okay...Old Phoenix, I...I'm fine, it's just...I just choked...the pill was too big...it got stuck in my throat..." Bai Zhen waved his hands with difficulty and said with difficulty. "Oh! Oh oh oh... Come on, Zhenzhen, drink water..." Zheyan quickly made a glass of water, handed it to Bai Zhen, and patted him on the back gently.

A month later, Zheyan's medicine worked successfully. Bai Zhen was indeed pregnant. Zheyan was very happy. While taking care of him, he developed the Duanxiu fertility medicine (first, it benefited Duanxiu in all directions). The second is to sell it to make some extra money and buy milk powder for the unborn child).

Three years later, Bai Zhen gave birth to a child. Call it a child, but in fact, it was a giant egg. This worried the two of them. They were both men, so who could hatch the egg? Woolen cloth? "Old Phoenix, I am a fox and you are a bird. You will hatch your children by yourself!" Bai Zhen threw the egg to Zheyan and left.

This is so pitiful for Zheyan. He went to Kunlun Ruins with the egg in his arms and almost kowtowed to Shaowan! After promising to give them a hundred pots of peach blossoms, he carefully handed the egg to the female bird Shaowan and went back to find Bai Zhen.

Shao Wan looked at the phoenix egg in front of him and began to regret that he had taken on the task of hatching the egg just for the sake of a hundred jars of peach blossoms. At this moment, Mo Yuan, who had just returned from the Nine Heavens, walked into the room. , seeing the giant egg on the bed, she asked, "Wanwan, what's going on with this egg? A dinosaur egg?"

"Uh... um... more or less..." Shaowan said.

"Okay, I'm just hungry and want to eat scrambled eggs. Wanwan, please give this dinosaur egg to the kitchen!" Mo Yuan walked forward, put his hands around Shaowan, and put his head Leaning on Shaowan's shoulder, she said coquettishly.

"You can't eat it... or else..." Shao Wan shouted, but she couldn't say it out loud in the middle of her sentence. She was a phoenix who had no children and was helping others hatch eggs. It would be too embarrassing to tell anyone.

"? Ah? Why? Otherwise what?" Mo Yuan was startled by Shao Wan's call. "Otherwise..." Shaowan hesitated for a long time before saying, "Otherwise...Otherwise Zheyan will definitely kill me!"

"? Wanwan, what do you mean? Besides, I'm here, , He doesn't dare." Mo Yuan smiled softly and said softly. "...This egg is...the child of Zheyan and Bai Zhen...he asked me to help him hatch it..."

"!!!What? Their...child? I didn't expect Zheyan to be so successful." Well... Wanwan, the phoenix egg doesn't actually need to be hatched. It can hatch on its own with the help of the dragon's breath from Kunlun Ruins. I think Zheyan sent it here to borrow the dragon's breath."

"Oh, You don't need to hatch it, that's good, I don't know how to hatch it yet! Just move this egg to the basement and keep it there. It takes up too much space on the bed!" Shaowan listened to Mo Yuan's words. Finally, I felt relieved and called to practice.

"Hey! Wanwan, it's so cold in the basement, this egg will freeze! If it freezes to death, Zheyan will come to us to fight for his life!" Mo Yuan held his forehead, if one day they have Children, I don’t know how old they can live!

"Oh, then Fengsheng, move the eggs to the open space next to the alchemy room!" Shao Wan shouted at the top of her voice.

"Hey...Wanwan...that alchemy room is used to make alchemy all year round, and the temperature is high. If you put this egg there, it will turn into a baked egg every minute!" Mo Yuan said helplessly.

(Mo Yuan os: If you have children in the future, you must not let her take care of them!)

"Then...A Yuan, just put them wherever you want. Really, baked eggs are delicious, aren't they? !" After Shaowan finished speaking, he walked out of the dormitory with his hands in his hands.

Mo Yuan sighed and ordered the egg to be moved to his study room. He raised the corner of his mouth and couldn't help but sneer at Zhe Yan. This guy, is this egg his own? He was able to hand the egg to Wanwan with confidence. If it was eaten, look how he would regret it!

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms

Zheyan, who had just dumped his eggs successfully, returned to Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms with his hands behind his back. He saw a young man in green lying among the branches. Who could he be if he wasn't Bai Zhenshangshen? ? He walked up to Bai Zhen and said, "Zhenzhen, I have arranged our eggs, don't worry!"

"Oh! Really? Unexpectedly, Zhe Yan Shangshen is so good, tell me, who did you give the egg to?" Bai Zhen took a sip of Taohua Zui and said lightly.

"Shaowan, she is the only female phoenix in the world. She will definitely take care of our phoenix eggs. Moreover, the dragon breath in Kunlun Ruins is strong. With this dragon breath, hatching eggs will be easier with half the effort. "

After hearing the word "Shaowan", Bai Zhen froze. Then, with a "clang", the wine jar in his hand fell off and shattered on the ground. Zheyan looked distressed. Said, "It's true, if you're angry, just be angry. Don't take it out on the wine jar, okay?"

"You... you just feel sorry for your wine jar, and you don't feel sorry for your child either. If you give the egg to Shaowan, do you think our egg will have been eaten by Shaowan?"

"...Ah! My egg!" Zheyan was stunned for a second. , immediately flew towards Kunlun Ruins on a cloud.

Kunlun Ruins

Shaowan sat on Mo Yuan, holding a storybook in one hand and a large handful of melon seeds in the other, stuffing them into his mouth. , while boasting, "The book of words given by Xiao Fengjiu is really wonderful!" He said, and the melon seeds fell down one after another, all falling on Mo Yuan, who saw Mo Yuan frowning with a look of disgust.

Elder brother Diefeng walked in and said, "Master and Master, Master Zheyan is here." Then Zheyan rushed in with a roar, and Shaowan put down the melon seeds and said with a smile, " Zheyan, you came at the wrong time. We had just finished eating and we didn’t leave any room for you!”

Zheyan’s eyes widened in fear and he said tremblingly, “Eat...eat?”

"Yes! What's wrong?" Shaowan asked in confusion.

"It can't be me...my eggs you're eating!" Zheyan said in panic.

This time Shaowan finally understood and said with a smile, "...Don't worry, what I'm eating is not your cub. Your cub must be just like you, old and ugly. How can I do it?" Mouth?"

"You..."

Mo Yuan's Study

Shaowan wandered here and there with Zheyan, and it took him a long time to find it. I walked into the study room and took a look, not good! The egg broke, and the egg white flowed all over the floor. Zheyan felt that the altar was empty, his legs went weak, and he knelt down with a "pop" sound. He was sad for a long time. Just when Zheyan wanted to accept this sad reality, he got up. When he scolded Shaowan to relieve his anger, he heard the sound of breaking eggshells coming from the other side of the egg. Zheyan was startled, and he stumbled up and rushed towards the egg. He saw a small flaming red fox slowly emerging from the egg. Climbing out, Zheyan hurriedly reached out and took out the little fox. It was a fiery red fox with a pair of white wings on its back. He was still small and his eyes had not yet opened. He held it in his hand. He was small and cute. Awesome.

Shao Wan pouted, stepped forward and looked at the little guy and said, "Such a small guy, his fur has not yet fully grown, and he has a pair of wings on his back. He is really a combination of the two of you."

Zheyan felt angry and said, "You are jealous. When the time comes when you and Mo Yuan give birth to a black phoenix, let's see how arrogant you can be!"

In this way, all over the world Huang Yi's child was born to Duanxiu. Zheyan named the child Baiyan, and Bai Zhenzheyan named the child Baiyan. Naturally, our little friend Bai Yan has become the treasure of Qingqiu. No one from all over the world dares to offend Bai Yan. Once Bai Yan is offended, Taichen Palace, Kunlun Ruins, Qingqiu, and the Gods will all come to settle accounts with him. .

Our little friend Bai Yan also has his own strengths. Not only did he bear the thunder tribulation of Master Li, but he also split up the ten-mile peach forest of God Zhe Yan. Only then did Feng Jiu realize that it turned out that little friend Bai Yan As the bearer of thunder spirit power, he passed the thunder spirit whip to Bai Yan. Our Feng Jiu was very happy that she finally had an heir.

The extra story about Bai Zhen’s appearance is over.

After the finale of Chapter 62, Shengsheng added some things, please remember to read it. Forget it, I sent it