Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Colleagues drink together, make funny copies, and send friends to collect 45 articles.

Colleagues drink together, make funny copies, and send friends to collect 45 articles.

Colleagues drink together and send a funny copy to the circle of friends (I) 1. Bold words and spirits make heroes brave. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

2. Feelings are too weak to drink.

If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where should I put it?

No one understands your frown, and no one gets drunk with you. Blame me for asking for it and try to understand your discomfort.

Qianshan always loves thousands of waters and drinks less.

6. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

8. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

10. The theoretical basis of the battle for wineries is: small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, good things can last for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

1 1. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentional life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

12. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

13. Be careful when drinking, and don't get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

15. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

16. It's better to doze off than to get drunk.

17. One wine wins, two wine loses, three wine two dead's wife, four wine rocks, five wine four rooms, and six wine enlightenment is a temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. The key is the right atmosphere.

20. You can drink 2252, so comrades should be trained!

2 1. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

22. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

23. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

Colleagues drink together and send funny copy to friends circle (2) 24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this method know a lot, but they do almost nothing.

25. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

26. Wine songs will accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

27. Wine is a kind of magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

29. Grass-roots cadres don't drink alcohol and have no expectations at all.

30. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

3 1. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

32. It doesn't rain in the sky, but it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? This is a bitter drink.

33. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.

34. If I want to drink well, you have to pour it first.

35. If you can get drunk in the past, your memory is a hangover.

36. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

38. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

39. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

40. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

4 1. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

42. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

43. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

44. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

45. People who can't drink well mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

Humor spits out forty-five sentences in a circle of friends in hot weather.

Humor spits out the hot weather in the circle of friends (I) 1. Sorrow: describes the intense sunshine in summer, which means extreme heat. Example: "The scorching sun scorches people, but the rice seedlings are half burnt."

2. After strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

It's so hot in the morning, watch her stick out her tongue.

It was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south unscrupulously threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear melting pot. At this time, except those who soak in the Lijiang River and work in places with air conditioning, the rest are heavy and top-heavy. There are wisps of smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun, and the cloud was angered by Hua Song and sank into the water.

5.29 degrees is too hot to sleep. When I was a freshman, there was no air conditioning in my dormitory. How can I go up 30 degrees?

6. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

7. Prevent heatstroke in summer. There are more than six kinds of diets: eat more porridge to increase appetite, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower body temperature, eat more vegetables without being greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables to quench thirst, and eat more bitter gourd to clear heat. May you be healthy!

This weather is very suitable for sitting on a hot kang, eating melon seeds and playing cards. I survived the winter and almost froze to death this spring. ...

9. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our feelings last forever.

10. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

1 1. A man fell, causing severe burns on his face.

12. dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

13. After the summer in Nanchong, I couldn't sleep because of the heat, so I began to lose sleep.

14. It's hot, and it's the season of expansion with heat and contraction with cold. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.

15. It's really troublesome to cover the quilt at night in cold weather.

16. When I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what wish I wanted. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this information reader, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

17. It's too hot. Can you lend me 10 yuan to buy popsicles?

18. It's too hot, give me a break ~

19. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, boiling in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!

20. Over time, it will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

2 1. I received a mobile phone message as soon as I got to work, reminding me that it is hot today and I should pay attention to heatstroke prevention.

22. It's as hot as throwing people into a steamer.

Humor spits out the hot weather in the circle of friends (part two) 23. Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!

24. Taking the bus in summer, I hate those who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear. Whenever I see these people, I always stare at them with angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!

25. I want to sleep naked tonight! A mosquito praised it.

26. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

27. It's so hot in summer!

28. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

29. It's so hot today that the thermometer is about to fall off.

It's so sultry that I can't breathe.

3 1. Please put the male and female servants in limbo. Men and women can't stand it. It's too hot!

32. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can hardly breathe.

33. It is very hot in summer. I want to turn into a breeze and blow it to you to make you happy. I would like to turn into a ray of green shade around you and make you happy; I am willing to let you have a good summer, happy, happy and happy.

34. What if it's hot? Tell the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

In such hot weather, all you can ask out is the difference between life and death.

36. A high-profile fire umbrella is a metaphor for the hot summer sun; Spread out. Describe the scorching sun in summer, which is very hot.

37. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can swim in the swimming pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

38. The hot sweat from sleeping soaked my heart.

39. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

40. It's dog days. It's really hot. Is it hot or not?

4 1. I don't know whether it's hot weather or wearing thick clothes, and the wireless is weak and sleepy ... It's time to take off my trousers.

42. It's very hot, so I can't eat much. Before going out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for lunch for my boyfriend. He said I was a talented little chef.

43. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately requested last month has finally come true!

44. It is so hot that people want to go streaking.

A classic joke about baldness. Say 45 sentences.

The classic joke about baldness is about sentence 1 1. I couldn't sleep all night and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

2. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair.

3. The hairline is moving up day by day, and a handful of hair is lost ..... Now I have the problem of "baldness" at a young age.

The older you get, the less hair you have.

I haven't taken good care of myself recently. I'm anxious, stressed, losing my hair, overworked, and just want to lie down and shed tears.

6. Young people always stay up late, while old people are bald.

7. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair.

8. I found that my persistence has never wavered in recent years. Besides eating and sleeping, I should only lose my hair.

9. There's another friend who doesn't lose all his hair, but his hair is sparse. Once, he was sitting in the office wearing a wig. I pushed the door and looked at him a few times, wondering: Why is this person's face so familiar?

10. I will always remember the summer wind, clearly saying that I am bald.

1 1. I never used a comb again.

12. My hair is falling out badly. I'm thinking of cutting it short.

13. The pressure is so great that I can't breathe. I only slept for two or three hours a day for a month, and my hair fell out one by one. I can't tell anyone. Tired? Tired!

14. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has a name.

15. In order to keep the hairline as wide as the reclaimed plain, we can only choose to expose the rising hairline. The necessity of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

16. Every time I tidy up my hair on the bed, I marvel at the number of my hair and how many hairs have been taken away.

17. I worry about losing my hair every time I wash my hair, but I get carried away every time I stay up late.

18. Can you stop losing your hair? If you lose it, I will be bald. Except my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, can I not have long hair? I really can't shave.

19. My sparse hair and hairline are moving up. What did the years leave me?

20. Hair loss is annoying. I feel that I will be bald in a few years if I fall like this again.

2 1. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

22. The recent state, stress, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, bad temper, is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

23. Just grab it before taking a shower and tie it up. You can't tie your hair out if you are bald!

One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If parents take off their heads early, most sons also take off their heads early.

25. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

26. I will really lose my hair. I feel like a dandelion in my last life.

27. People have been recalling their college entrance examination these days, and they are deeply impressed. They have turned their clocks several times, cried, and of course witnessed the hairline moving up day by day.

28. I have to say that wearing a hat and cutting bangs are all to cover up the rising hairline.

29. I dreamed that I lost a lot of hair and grass.

30. In his later years, Du Fu wrote a poem, "The hair is too short to hold the hair clasp". It shows that the white hair on the head is getting less and less, and the hairpin in the bun can't be inserted.

3 1. Ancient beauties must have a hairstyle called "Dark Cloud", so as to comb out various hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There were many prescriptions for treating diseases, nourishing hair and hairdressing in ancient times.

32. Even if you keep a happy mood every day. Still can't stop my rising hairline.

I don't know how many years ago I read this cartoon. The publication that published this work, together with the author, has no impression, but this painting has never been forgotten, which shows the deep impression.

34. I am too bald. Tears filled my eyes. Is black sesame paste useful? Start raising hair. Any good suggestions? After the exam during the day, I started to lick my hair.

35. I have lost my hair badly recently. My mother says my hair is thinner and washes quickly. This may really be my real mother.

I really dare not recognize him if he doesn't take the initiative to say hello. There is a colleague in the unit who is several years younger than me, but his hair has long since fallen out, and his shiny front head has to be covered by a few strands of hair around him. Later, he went to replant, and he was much more proud.

37. I once saw a photo taken by a friend and found that the hair on the top of my head was clearly visible under the scalp. I can't help secretly surprised that my hair has become so sparse before I know it.

38. What was once simple has become so complicated. Like long hair.

Although you look smart staying up late, you will lose your hair like a dandelion.

40. I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

4 1. Stay up late, children with poor hair are bald and have long hair! Long hair! Long hair!

42. Only hair loss can last for so many years.

43. Today, my hair in the shower broke the record again. ..............................................................................................................................................................

44. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

45. I found a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so did combing my hair. Fortunately, I have a lot of hair and I still lose a lot every day.

Humorous sentences about drinking with friends.

Humorous sentences of friends drinking together (I) 1. If it is a dream, what's the point of a happy life?

2. To make the guests drink well, drink well first;

3. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

5. Feel shallow, lick it.

6. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where can I put it?

7. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.

8. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

9. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

10. Hot wine is used to rinse teeth, and beer is used as tea.

1 1. It is said that lovers love each other when they are drunk, but who doesn't vomit when they drink?

12. Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

13. You can drink two taels and five taels, so comrades should train!

14. Drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

15. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

16. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

17. Go back to Jialing River and drink it as soup.

18. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

19. Singing to wine, life geometry.

20. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

Humorous sentences of friends drinking together (2)1. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but unfortunately I am ignorant.

22. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

23. Grass-roots cadres don't drink alcohol and have no expectations at all.

24. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

25. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

26. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

27. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

28. Qianshan is always in love, so drink less.

29. Two or three performances a day, with four or five meals. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

30. Preemptive strike can be a surprise victory, and post-emptive strike can take care of the overall situation.

3 1. Drink nine doses at a time, focusing on cultivation.

32. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

33. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

34. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

35. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

36. Wine songs will accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

37. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

38.six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

39. It doesn't rain in the sky, but it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? This is a bitter drink.

40. If you can have a drink or two, such a friend is bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

Humorous sentences of friends drinking together (Chapter 3) 4 1. If you are so drunk, who will sleep on the side of the road!

42. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

43. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than my feelings.

44. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.

45. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

46. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

47. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine. There is no reason to die in the west.

48. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

49. Time flies like lightning, and it's hard to catch up.

50. Such a good wine will make you live forever!

5 1. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

52. Du Kang is the only solution.

53. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

55. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

56. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

57. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, everyone is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

58. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. What do I want?

59. Drink less blood and wine. If you drink too much, you won't live.

60. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

Sisters eat and drink together.

Sisters eat and drink happily (I) 1. In times of crisis, my sister drank a glass of Song He wine for my brother;

The whole world is drunk, and I wake up alone and have to wait on them again.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

4. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

7. I have been disturbing the New Year for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

8. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

9. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

10. We know that there are thousands of kinds of drinks. Drink as much as you can, or run if you can't.

1 1. Come when you're told, drink when you come, don't get drunk when you're drunk, don't mess when you're drunk, don't fall down, just don't sleep.

12. I said I was drunk until I was eight, and my wife loved me until I was eight, but you vomited and broke up.

13. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

14. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up. How many times can you laugh at the age of 100?

15. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

16. No matter how hard life is, the wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.

17. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

18. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

19. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

20. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than my feelings.

Sisters eat and drink together (Part II) 2 1. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

22. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

23. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

24. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

25. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

26. Travel all the way against Yanghe Daqu.

27. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

28. 100 drinks will make you drunk, and a pillow will celebrate the New Year.

29. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know more and do less.

30. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

3 1. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

32. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

33. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

34. From now on, throw away the wine.

35. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

36. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

37. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

38. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

39. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.

40. The biggest pain-I am not drunk, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.

Sisters eat together and drink happily (Chapter 3) 4 1. Wine is a kind of magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.

42. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

43. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

44. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll take care of it.

45. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.

46. If you can't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

47. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

48. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

49. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

50. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

5 1. You won't get drunk if you drink like this. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

52. It is said that lovers love each other for eight points and get drunk for eight points, but who doesn't get sick after drinking?

53. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

54. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

55. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

56. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

57. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

58. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

59. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

60. I have plenty of drinks It's better to get drunk after a long night.