Humor, wit, high emotional intelligence

1. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

2, don't think too great of yourself, you know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

I usually show up in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

5. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with background will be rescued by leaders, and those without background will be killed by a stick!

When my father and I went to the supermarket, we saw a man and a woman begging for food on the roadside. We walked around, and Dad sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

7. I recently bought a box of mask powder online, which should be made of honey or yogurt. Here comes the mask. I went to the supermarket and bought a box of yogurt. When I opened the yogurt, I felt that my face was not that important.

8. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."

9. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

10, the so-called dilemma is to raise your head and raise your chin!