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Talk about Qixi friends who want gifts.

1. It is said that all beautiful people have begun to receive gifts for the Chinese Valentine's Day. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up, but then I looked in the mirror in case there were blind people.

2. If you love me, please send me yuan; If you don't love me, please send me yuan; If you don't know whether you love me or not, I don't know what to say.

3. What gift do you want for Tanabata? He smiled and said, didn't you give me a present? I look puzzled. He pinched my face and said, you are the best gift I have ever received.

All the beautiful people are basking in the Qixi presents, but I am basking in the sun.

People who want to give me gifts on Tanabata don't give me any gifts, just give me money. Simple and rude, I like it!

6. Don't keep clamoring for presents on Tanabata. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

7. On Qixi night, facing the bright moon, let me solemnly make a wish: I will love you forever!

8. Dear, today is Qixi Valentine's Day. I send messages to turn my love into a rose, which makes you feel warm and happy. Turn my affection into chocolate, make your life sweet and beautiful, and wish you a happy Valentine's Day and every day!

9. I became a woman who couldn't think of any gifts for Tanabata.

10. A lovesickness, a rain, an infatuation, a paper oath, a paper frankness, a romantic dream, a touch of sweetness, a touch of tenderness and a touch of weight. Tanabata Valentine's Day, love for a lifetime!

1 1. Queqiao is the legend of the Milky Way, and you are the legend in my heart. Romantic fate is arranged by heaven, and love myth is the eternal future. Many miracles only exist if you believe in them. Dear, Happy Tanabata!

12. I still have the Qixi gift I bought for you. I know you don't love me, but I've been lying to myself not to bask in the chocolate flowers on Tanabata. Let your boyfriend bask in it and see if there are any duplicates.

13. I didn't receive a surprise on Tanabata, a gift on Tanabata, or spend time with someone I like on Tanabata. What about you?

14. Heaven and earth meet on Tanabata, this life and past lives, * * * sleepless!

15. It is the poorest time. Friends give me yuan, those who like me give me yuan, those who love me give me yuan, those who think they are good people give me yuan, those who love me the most give me yuan, and those who don't care about me forget it.

16. I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and the full Qixi gifts.

17. whoever gives me a valentine's day gift, I will give her (him) my deskmate!

18. When the festival is coming, please set up a stall in the street, get a bowl, kneel there and formally ask everyone to give alms. By the way, take a photo of kneeling and begging with a bowl. I promise to give alms.

19. Unfortunately, Chinese Valentine's Day recalled the past and found it difficult to get married. At this point, I am sighing alone.