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I heat slowly, but once I heat it, I can keep it warm for a long time.

1. The headmaster is not dead. Check what's left, what mourning clothes to wear and what pants to wear.

I have tasted the bitterest coffee, the strongest wine and the sourest lemon, but I can't find my favorite person.

When you have the courage to cut your hair short, you will feel that there is nothing to put down.

I repeat, you can hit my friend, but I warn you not to hit me.

I can't figure out what I have experienced in these years to make me such a ghost when I was quiet and shy in primary school.

I know all your stories, but I can't be the person in your stories.

7. The aunt in the canteen will silently say every time she hears the class is over: the enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

8. Some relationships are quietly broken, but people are caught off guard.

9. I seem to have a chat that is not worthy of an expression, fearing that my thoughts are not in place.

10. A threesome must have a light bulb. Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, call it the brightest star in the night sky.

1 1. Stupidity is contagious. Stay away from me. I'm witty. /Shuo Shuo/

12. A man's confidence comes from how much money he has in his bag, and a woman's confidence comes from how much he spent on it.

13. Will you stay with me for a long time, or will you leave after playing enough?

14. I heat it slowly, but once I heat it, I can keep it warm for a long time.

15. China's law of TV plays: 1. If you go to bed, you will get pregnant. 2, cutting vegetables must be awkward. 3, there is a birthmark on the body is a rich child living in a private enterprise. He said that after this vote, I would wash my hands of it. 5. Say that you won the Anti-Japanese War and went home to marry your wife. 6, women disguised as men will never see it. 7. Listening to the official accent of the guests has never been a local!

16. You just walked past me and took my heart away.

17. It doesn't matter, I can put things in my heart, grind them into water at any time, and flow them out of my eyes.

18. I laugh every day. Guess if I did well.

19. It's just that my weakness won't make you treat you as cruelly and slowly as you treat me.

20. Why are people closer to the north more direct? It's freezing. Who has time to travel with you?

2 1. The feeling of seeing you for the first time is like blowing a cold wind and not wanting to close the window.

22. The most crashing thing in the exam is that I vaguely remember that the teacher said this question, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

23. Time will not go back, and I will not look back.

24. I am afraid of three things: my friends are drifting away, my lovers are cheating, and my parents are white-haired.

25. If there is an afterlife, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world will celebrate, and when I die, the whole world will be sad.

In deeper terms, let's say briefly that we are walking slowly on a long road.

27. Time is cruel, but it always pretends to be beautiful.

28. I will take everything you say seriously, not that I am naive, but that I am really serious about you.

29. Sensitivity is your achilles heel, while softness is your achilles heel.

30. It's like leaving a city that you can't go back to, just like the cliche story in all rumors. I miss you so much when you leave. Good morning: I want to be with you for a long time.

I have crossed bridges in many places, seen clouds many times and drunk many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person at the right age. Shen Congwen's Auspicious Notes

Don't indulge in fickle emotions without the ability to clean up the mess.

The beginning of the story is always like this, just in time and caught off guard. The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart. Zhang Jiajia is crossing your world.

It's better to marry an interesting person, which is much more lasting than the happiness brought by money and appearance. Life will overwhelm our enthusiasm with dullness, and only interest can make you face the grim reality. Interesting people, a bowl of porridge can also drink the fragrance of roses.

Suddenly found that at least half of the indifference in this world is shyness.

I used to think that sentence was very important, because I thought some words meant a lifetime. Now that I think about it, it makes no difference whether I say it or not. Some things will change. The ashes of time.

Although I met you very late, the sun is shining and the road is long, and it's Xiu Yuan. I want to be with you for a long time.

Classic story of breaking up: After a long time, you are finally not in my heart.

1, you are the decadence that I spent half my life, and I will never forget the wishful thinking of wasted years.

2, reluctant to let go, no matter what, too wronged and too sad, love is the most painful.

3. What is scum? It means that you will always say you are sorry and never change.

4. What are you sad about? He's not yours.

I hope the next person I like won't embarrass me so much, and never let me walk all the way alone and love me forever. Tell me that I am his most precious girl.

If you talk to people you don't know, it's nonsense. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

7. Losing something completely is sometimes happier than getting it, because you don't have to wait.

8. Newcomers will eventually become old people, and old people are really people who have been treated sincerely.

9. Life may not be as good as expected or as bad as expected. So, fight for it; After that, I feel at ease with my fate.

10, the scenery of life is actually the scenery of the soul. You can miss everything except your own heart.

1 1, liking you is really a wonderful thing, but it's time to end it.

12, once nonsense, because of dependence. Today's politeness is due to strangeness.

13, after a long time, you are finally not in my heart.

14, lost people are lost, and people you meet will meet again.

15, the promise is too cheap and the oath is not firm. It's enough to be nice to the people around you now.

16, the so-called never leave, that is to say, you never leave, I never leave. If you leave, I'll give up at once!

17, remember that the ex-girlfriend is the ex-girlfriend, fuck his good friend.

18. When a person suddenly disappears from your life, you don't need to ask why, but it's time for him or her to go. You just have to accept it. Whether you are a friend or a lover, the so-called maturity means knowing that you are powerless after all.

19, people who can leave themselves ... are not their own.

Talking about personal love: I can't touch you more, but I can love you for a long time.

The reason why we like spring outing is not because the tourist attractions are so fun, but because we like to laugh and laugh with the group of people in our class.

Second, what I can't forget is the memory, which continues my life, and what I miss is just passing by.

Third, I can tolerate everything about you. As long as you have me in your heart, you belong to me.

Fourth, the world is so lonely without your dreams. I will do anything for you, as long as I can be with you and get that thing called happiness.

Five, love, the original is drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

There are thousands of kinds of love in this world, but none of them can be repeated.

Seven, it's just a feeling that you look back, which reminds me of your dynasty and dusk.

Eight, I am afraid that I love it so much that I will be scarred in the end.

Like the wind pouring into memories, the pain is blown away, but love unconsciously catches a cold.

Ten, if you are the person I love by mistake, I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

I accidentally lost my temper with you because I wanted to know my place in your heart.

Twelve, if one day the world is destroyed, I will always be by your side.

Thirteen, you don't know that wine is good until you are drunk, but you don't know until you love it.

Fourteen, we are all adults, it is necessary to be responsible for our own choices. Whether you insist or give up, I will respect you. But please understand that I also have my dignity. For me, I care more about every day now.

I can't touch you more, but I can love you for a long time.

Sixteen, memories are written on the hand, eyes are bent and broken, and anxiety is hidden inside.

Seventeen, I have been involuntarily insincere, and I am suffering in pain.

18. The person who hurts you the most is often the one who will never hurt you.

Love is a dream, I overslept.

Maybe, one day, I hope others will think of you and forget you through others.

Twenty-one, how long is a lifetime, a lifetime is that I love you for so long!

Twenty-two, I am a simple person, dare to love and hate, dare to call a spade a spade.

Twenty-three, the hot temperature of the palm is proof that I love you. The frequency of your heartbeat is evidence that you love me.

Love you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!

Twenty-five, people can never take it for granted to make a life plan. Sometimes you think you are in love, but in fact it's just a relationship; Sometimes I think it's an appointment, but I fall in love with each other without success.

Twenty-six, the world is so big, it is so easy to fall in love with someone and be loved, but it is so difficult to fall in love.

I just want to love you. I really want to see you when I open my eyes every day. I just want to love you. When I walked with you, I had made up my mind.

Twenty-eight, like is light love, love is deep love.

Twenty-nine, the meanest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

Thirty years old, you are a breeze. When the breeze blows away, my locked heart window opens for you and my heart clock rings for you.

3 1. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone, just want to hear the familiar voice.

Thirty-two, the most beautiful love, there is no shortage of days, no old age, just want to accompany you for a lifetime, that's all.

Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, flash a little spark of hope for you to see, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy.

The most honest moment in a man's life is when he signs a marriage certificate.

35. You are like air. Without you, my blood and heart will stop beating every minute.

You know, in my world, you are my king.

Thirty-seven, you are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing; I'm yours, and no one can take it away. I'm too stubborn.

Thirty-eight, why the wound is so painful, but also to block the sharp sadness.

Thirty-nine, the most hurtful thing after breaking up is to wish you happiness, and the most touching thing is whether you have enough troubles!

Forty, beauty can't be forgotten, and sadness can't be reached in time.

Forty-one, I hope my next love, either, don't start, or, for a lifetime.

Forty-two, slowly find that loving someone is destroying the original self.

If I hadn't met you that day, if I had lost my memory that day, I wouldn't be in such a mess.

Forty-four, love is a trap, love is a weapon, love is an abyss, I know all these, but I still love you.

Forty-five, before, you said you loved me. I believe. But one day, you said we were not suitable. I smiled.

46. If you love her, walk with her from school uniform to wedding dress.

Forty-seven, you are my single loop, and I am your random play.

Forty-eight, I would like to be the angel you love in fairy tales, spread my wings and be my hands to protect you.

49. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

50. The best way to love someone is to manage yourself.

I am the one who can't bear to part with you, and I am the one who cares about you.

52. We have many other things to do. Why should we hang our whole body and mind on love?

Fifty-three, the better the memory, the lower the simple happiness, the more insecure. Forgetting may be the happiest.

Fifty-four, years later, what can still make you feel sad is the true love that you gave up easily.

55. I will listen to you except breaking up.

Fifty-six, if he doesn't love, why should he be stupid enough to admit bullying?

57. I don't want to hug others because I don't have your heartbeat.

Smile, forgive, forget and move on.

59. It takes courage to be silent for too long and even take the initiative.

Sixty, you make me see myself more and more clearly, but I can't see you more and more clearly

Loving you is the most absurd seriousness when I was young.

We can't choose what will happen in life, but at least, we can choose how to face it.

Sixty-three, I am willing to give up everyone's ambiguity and wait for an uncertain future!

Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because others step on the ground and you step on my heart.

Sixty-five, love is a superstition of the right place at the right time, because you are here.

Sixty-six, there is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart is already irreparable.

Sixty-seven, sometimes the more you care, the easier it is to lose, and the easier it is to hurt yourself.

The only love in my life is from you, and the only pride in my life is from you!

Sixty-nine, sometimes a smile from you actually subverts my whole world.

70. You should believe that happiness and happiness are our goals.

Seventy-one, there is such a person, give me calm love, accompany me to see the beautiful scenery of the world, and make me happy all my life.

Seventy-two, gradually understand that the person who cares most is often the easiest to make you cry.

Seventy-three, happiness is to walk hand in hand to the end of life.

Seventy-four, yours is mine and mine is mine.

Seventy-five, I really want you to hold me deeply and grow old in your arms.

Seventy-six, the ship of my heart sails to the sea of your heart. Please don't blame the ship for carrying too much, because it contains all the love.

When will my floating heart settle down?

I am boiling water, you are tea, prepare a cup, I want to soak you!