A collection of the most hilarious and hilarious signatures in 2019

A collection of crazy and hilarious signatures

1. I am not green tea, so I have no chance to have another bottle

2. How many words do I love you? , eventually became I Loved You.

3. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

4. Whoever disturbs my sleep during the day will not make you feel better at night.

5. I once passed your heart, not because I didn’t want to stay, but because you refused to take it in~

6. I just want to hear you say: Baby, I can’t live without you you.

7. There is a kind of trouble that is often more troublesome than a woman’s aunt.

8. I am not a damn steel man, and I will get tired if I take the initiative for a long time.

9. Go to bed when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

10. Time has changed us and bid farewell to simplicity.

11. Can’t find the direction of friendship and can’t see clearly what love looks like.

12. When I sing, the wolf comes, when you sing, the wolf runs away!

13. There is a number that you always remember, but you have never called or sent a text message.

14. How many people are doing the same thing as me, holding their chin in their left hand, holding the mouse in their right hand, and looking at their hearts? .

15. What is the most annoying thing? What is the most annoying thing when you have a child next to you when you are playing on the computer~

16. Try to find your own path.

17. The most heartbreaking feeling is not the loss of love, but that you lied to me when I gave my heart to you.

18. Shout with me, sing with me, play with me, go crazy with me

19. Successful people influence others, while failed people are influenced by others.

20. There is nothing wrong with love. What is wrong is that we rush to love before we learn to love.

21. On Valentine’s Day, hire a few kids on the street. When you see a man, go up and call him daddy. If you can split a pair, it’s a pair.

22. I have a dream, that is, I want to see men suffering from dysmenorrhea and miscarriage.

23. The funny thing is that you appeared at an age when I didn’t understand love

24. I always feel sad when I write something seriously

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26. When I see others holding hands, I can only hold my left hand and my right hand

27. Lover Valentine's Day is a day of youth between lovers

28. Do you need to teach yourself a lesson in life when you meet a passerby?

29. If we want to survive, we must pretend to be poor in front of our parents.

30. 〆﹏A hard-working relationship can make you understand many things

31. Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the one who deserves to have you. people.

32. Men are like pregnant women, they will show up after a long time.

33. thlovtaughmtli, thliftaughmtdi (Love taught me to lie, life taught me to die

34. I fainted. When I heard about Chinese Valentine’s Day, the Internet speed became faster~~~

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35. I’m in a bad mood today and I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I’m done.

36. Being single doesn’t mean you don’t understand love. ;It’s just that the person you understand doesn’t understand you.

37. Remember, the only person worthy of your trust in the world now is yourself

38. It’s been a long time since I’ve used a pen. I have written it before, but I don’t know if I didn’t write it. I was shocked when I wrote it: This is a Martian text.

39. Happiness is on my left side, but unfortunately I am not left-handed and can’t catch it.

40. In Huahua’s little world, there is no princess in a fairy tale.

41. You are always in my heart.

42. If your heart changes, your attitude will change; if your attitude changes, your habits will change; if your habits change, your life will change?

43. Disappointment turned into despair, and I no longer have any illusions about you.

44. Sometimes, the most painful thing is not losing, but not being happy after getting it.

45. If I had money, I would buy all your lies.

46. I know all celebrities, but no celebrity knows me.

47. The Internet is so good, even the memory can be deleted so easily.

48. I would rather be parallel to him and never intersect, because once we intersect, after that point, it will cross? .

49. Don’t always accuse others of being brain-dead, because the prerequisite for being brain-dead is that they must have a brain.

50. If you know it’s going to rain, you should bring an umbrella. If you know there will be no results, please don’t start!

51. N years later, I will wear the most beautiful wedding dress to marry the person I love most.

52. Even if the pain is silent, I can naturally smile brightly.

53. Kung Fu is Chinese, and so are pandas, but Kung Fu Pandas are American.

54. Conductor, give me a ticket for 2008. My wife lost it.

55. I flipped through the web page page after page, looking for the same mood as myself

56. A typhoon blew away on Chinese Valentine's Day, blowing away one pair at a time. Personalized signature

57. Yuelao, help me order a stainless steel red thread, and help me pull it on by the way

58. Never tell others about your grievances, they will only feel that you are in trouble. Just a joke.

59. Behind every outwardly calm person there is an unspeakable past.

60. The best thing for you in the world will always be your parents. Crazy and awesome qq funny signature.

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1. Age is never a problem for modern people, today is eighteen and tomorrow is eighty-eight

2. Flowers are as charming as flowers, and people have different personalities and hobbies

3. In the days without you, my heart no longer hurts, my eyesight is no longer blurry, and even my temper has improved

4. You are like a ball, you can throw it and roll it back

5. The road of life is too uncertain, life and death can be a matter of a thought, why not have a good time

6. Places under the sun become dark, and you cannot see everything

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8. It’s okay to step on me, but why the hell do you step on my shoes? I just bought them

< p> 9. Men think that mice nowadays are not afraid of cats. They run around in the streets during the day.

10. When there is an injustice on the road, roar and walk forward immediately after roaring

11 , It’s okay if you say you’re ugly, but you still come out to scare people, and you’re responsible for scaring people stupid

12. When you’re in a bad mood, you call someone in the middle of the night, and when they wake up, I I fell asleep

13. I am not the Master Kong green tea you bought. I can do it again

14. Question: How did the pig die? Answer: I don’t know, because you really don’t know that you are a pig

15. You always say that you miss me today, so why don’t I sneeze

16. Received a call An inexplicable text message asked me to transfer money to an account quickly. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you

17. It's not good that you don't like me. You probably have a strange disease and it needs to be cured. And It must be cured

18. In fact, I am also a fairy descending to earth, but I was not sure when I came down and landed face first

19. You said that you look like Diao Chan, but in my opinion, you are imitating your beauty. You have harmed yourself and humiliated others

20. There used to be a person who liked to make phone calls, but in the end he hung up

21. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, don’t be sad and forget it. Me, I won’t want you either

22. It’s almost Valentine’s Day, why hasn’t the person who likes me shown up yet? I’m so calm.

23. Xiaoxian If you step on a banana peel and fall, stand up. Wherever you fell, get up and continue stepping. If you step on it, it won’t slip.

24. I said Big Gray Wolf, you are so unique. How many years have you been able to do this? I really caught a sheep to eat

25. You said I am not a dollar, how can everyone love me

26. Why do I feel that sometimes it sounds good to hear uneasiness, and sometimes I see it You, you feel uneasy after listening to everything

27. A long-haired beauty said that long hair is short-sighted, so she decided to cut her hair short

28. Falling in love is like taking a ride The bus that you waited for didn’t come, but the ones that didn’t wait came one after another. Are you angry?

29. I was speechless. I tried to make a decision by tossing a coin, but the coin was gone.

30. Perhaps the happiest thing is fifty cents and fifty cents, because they are one piece

31. For women, perhaps the most beautiful sweet words are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

32. I took a quick look and found that you don’t look very good, but when I looked back, I might as well not have looked at it

33. Uneasiness is indeed a divine song, singing to the computer, never I thought I was dead, I was really worried

34. The man said he was too poor to die because the price of graves had increased again

35. I went there I was fishing for drift bottles in space, but I found one and another bottle, I'll go

36. A asked B: If someone hurt you, would you forgive him? Answer B: No need to forgive, just send him to see God

37. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent, you must be too wicked

38. You are really awesome, do If you don’t want to be his wife, then you’ll be his stepmother, that’s cruel

39. I know you have a wife, but you don’t understand that I’m trying to graft others on.

40. As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the director said: Sorry, we can’t change your face.

41. Knowing that you love time travel, you stand under the big tree when there is thunder. Down, thunder struck across the sky

42. The little mouse told the mother mouse that it was sick. So, the mother mouse said: OK, I will bring a pack of rat poison later.

43. Don’t always use your face to tell things. The beauty is not outstanding, and the ugly is unique. Who are you trying to scare?

44. I’m confused. I like to call you Xi Tzu. I am also willing; if I hate you, it’s not an exaggeration to call you a zombie!

45. Maybe your confession was too lethal. When it came out of your mouth, I went crazy for several days

46. When you were in a bad mood, you actually Singing in the toilet is a problem

47. Hitting you means kissing you, scolding means loving you, waiting until I kick you means I love you very much

48. In fact, in the morning When you get up, you can do many things, such as: sleep again

49. You think you are a saint, but I tell you that you are crazy

50. Since ancient times, no one has died, you die I will die even if I die

51. If you never leave me, I will definitely die

52. Hold your hand until the end, if you don’t come with me , I was knocked unconscious and dragged you away

53. I don’t like being a bridesmaid, and don’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, because I’m afraid I might accidentally steal your groom

54. Drink a cup of dichlorvos to refresh yourself, and all your worries will be gone in a flash

55. If there is an earthquake, I really hope to live and die with you, because I want to see you being smashed to death and I will laugh to death< /p>

56. Pigs live like pigs and have pig thoughts. If you give it human thoughts, the pig is no longer a pig, but Bajie

57. A crab is When cooking, when the lid comes out of the pot, it says: I am hot! I answer: If you want to be popular, just endure it

58. I can tolerate your oath being false, but I can’t tolerate the fact that even the money you gave is false

59. We have met countless times, but we have not fallen in love. I feel dizzy and I don’t understand. My clothes are all scratched, so why can’t we have sparks with you?

60. We should really follow other people’s paths. Let them stop halfway

61. Don’t think that just because you are wearing Smith Barney, you can swagger and stop walking

62. You said you would wait for me to come back. I was really touched and decided. I will stay with you for the rest of my life, but why did you find someone to wait with?

63. This person is so abominable. Every time the flowers of the motherland bloom, he pinches one, alas, poor flowers

64. I miss you so much that I can’t even eat because I feel sick when I think of you

65. I’ve watched Water Margin several times, but where is Cao Cao?

66. It doesn’t matter if the sky falls! You support us, I support you, I don’t believe anyone is afraid of the other

67. Some people are alive, but they are already dead; some people are dead, and they should have died long ago

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68. In fact, I am quite tall, but I shrunk after taking a shower

69. I feel that I am too successful in front of you, because you are a typical failure

< p> 70. In fact, I am not lazy, but raising fish is really troublesome. I used to change the water once a week, but now I change the fish once a week

71. You save 125, and I will save 125, and we can get married.

72. Fortunately, I am still a little thinner. If you have nothing to do, you can count my ribs

73. You said that you can’t find the one you love even though you hold a lantern, I’m here I wonder, dear, is your lantern too dark?

74. I am so angry that I don’t love the people who love me, and the people I love don’t love me. Do you think I should Kick them to death

75. Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that the results you paid tell you that it is not a success.

76. Let me tell you, if you don’t pay attention to me, I became a steamed bun, the most famous one in Tianjin

77. It’s not that you and I are too lazy, but that the years are too wasted

78. It’s not who wants to hold anyone accountable, but It’s a gust of wind that blows away the promise and blows away you and me

79. I’m thinking, after all these thanks, I’ve become smarter, will you use a honey trap to get rid of me next?

80. Let’s fight through adversity. From now on, what’s mine will be mine, and what’s yours will still be my personalized signature that is ridiculous and crazy

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2. Although I cannot be a descendant of a rich man, I must be an ancestor of a rich man

3. I once passed by a person, sparks were created, and bricks were almost moved

4. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but my invisibility, you are online, you But I am invisible online

5. The son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a pervert? My father said to touch him and run away

6. Tears in the eyes cannot drown a fish

7. All jobs that are not for salary are just dawdling

8. Cats know the heart of mice best

9. When talking about love, look at the money in your pocket before talking

10. You say I am a playboy, what do you know about me? Shi Duoqing

11. When I call you beautiful, it’s because the person who borrowed you is using this word as a metaphor

12. Has your handsome boyfriend, who has a false reputation, treated you well?

13. You don’t need money in life, what matters is the path you take in life

14. I happen to have itchy hands, and you just need a beating

15 , Give your cheap love to others, and give it to anyone who appreciates it

16. You are just the cheapest scenery I have ever seen, just looking at it for free

< p> 17. Even though you look like a human being, you are just a dressed-up beast

18. Love cannot be eaten or drunk, and I have to spend money to support it. What are you doing?

19. The little me sees everything with a worldly perspective

20. My sister never speaks human words, what she always talks about are myths

21. Tolerance and cruelty coexist, and tolerance means being cruel to yourself

22. If you dare to betray your sister, I will sell you for nothing in the end

23. If I were you , then I am willing to be your guest

24. Don’t blame me for being too crazy, just blame the world for being too arrogant

25. Don’t blame yourself for choosing to be a villain. Officials trample on your dignity

26. The joys and sorrows around you, life and death, are other people’s excitement and have nothing to do with me

27. I can’t find the direction of my life, but I I have never admitted defeat

28. Please don’t use your ignorance to evaluate the value of my existence

29. I will put you aside to dry and then take it back

30. So far, the earth is still under my feet

31. I hope you are the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen, and I am your long-awaited return

32. No one is tired of drinking water because of its blandness, so don’t give up on life because of its blandness

33. Sisters are there to share, not to sell.

34. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me

35. My dear, you have lost weight, you will know it just by looking at the wrinkles on your neck

36. What I love is not you, but your father’s bank account

37. The salary for wigs every May Day is very distressing, not less! It’s because of family money

38. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners in school

39. They have no desire to learn, but they have a problem. Ko's life

40. Don't fight with me. Although I can't act coquettishly, I can play wrestling

41. Toss a coin: if it's heads, go online, if it's tails, go to bed. , get up and do your homework

42. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over

43. Teacher, I met It’s a robber, but my homework was robbed

44. If a brainless person could fly, then this would be an airport

45. Without you, time would pass faster than my computer The boot speed is still slow

46. My biggest dream is to hope that one day, I will be walking on the road and a handsome guy will pick me up.

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47. If you are bullying me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork

48. My stupidity is unmatched, and my madness is the same as mine. Picking one out of a hundred

49. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die. Some people, even if they kill me, I can’t let go

50. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa-like smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think. Classic personality, signature, cool. Brilliant and cool

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1. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I move slowly, who has ever seen me take a step back? .

2. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

3. No one can make me lose unless I don’t want to win.

4. No one will pamper you like a treasure. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.

5. It’s not like I can’t do it alone. I’ve always been so strong that no one needs to worry about me.

6. The wind will throw you into the sea of ????people. It has nothing to do with you from now on. I will let myself out.

7. As far as I am concerned, what belongs to you will not be given to others.

8. I said that no one will make me cry.

9. You can laugh or cry, and you don’t necessarily need to be protected by others.

10. Thank you for being so inhumane, at least you didn’t ruin me for the rest of my life.

11. I don’t want things that don’t belong to me. I don't care about things that are not given to me sincerely.

12. I am who I am, whatever you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

13. Even if you are single, you can still live a prosperous life.

14. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

15. There are many people like this nowadays. They pretend to be cool in front of the poor and pretend to be stupid in front of the rich.

16. I will cherish with my life what I care about.

17. You take your overpass, and I take my underpass.

18. No matter how good they are later, they are not as early as the first one.

19. Decades later, they will all be a pile of ashes, and no one knows anyone! What are you afraid of?

20. I don’t need others to love me, I love myself more than anyone else.

21. In fact, I really don’t care about your existence, so you don’t have to be so pretentious, I think it’s tiring.

22. A lover who has changed his heart is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will lead him away.

23. Don’t see through me, otherwise you will lose all interest in me.

24. If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

25. Don’t be pretentious, there is no one in this world who is not hurt.

26. You grow up, you go crazy, you become nostalgic, these are all your business alone.

27. That year, we met in youth but parted in indifference.

28. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.

29. The memories you mentioned are not worth mentioning at all.

30. After perseverance, the memory is nothing more than this.

31. I can tell you with confidence that he will be with you because you look like me.

32. Don’t be too gentle when you hurt me, be cruel and cruel. I’m afraid I won’t be able to forget you, and I’m even more afraid that I won’t be able to give up.

33. If you start to miss me, remember, it’s not me who wants to leave, it’s you who lets go.

34. It’s not that I have changed, but that I have understood; how others treat me, I treat others.

35. Never explain, people who understand you don’t need it; people who don’t understand you don’t deserve it.

36. If you can’t keep something, push it away with all your strength. Throwing it around, it might hit something and bounce back.

37. If you don’t feel it, don’t give me the wrong impression.

38. I am not a delicate girl. I don’t need to be protected. I can be fine alone.

39. Not many people know me, not many people remember me, not many people understand me, so why should I smile at everyone.

40. You think the most sour feeling is jealousy. No, the most sour feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

41. I want to be your only one, no copying, no pasting.

42. If you don’t talk about your love, you will feel sad about yourself. Everything is just singing for love.

43. A simple matter can be said in one sentence.

44. I am never willing to accept the situation as it comes. The flying dust is more brilliant than the fireworks.

45. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast!

46. My world is black and white, please go away from the colorful world

47. The place in my heart can only be reserved for the last person.

48. Happiness is a virus, and I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

49. Don’t always blame God for being unfair to you. In fact, God has no idea who you are.

50. Always imitated and never paid.