How do you say the jingle in the stall?

Stall shunkouliu daquan

Stall shunkouliu daquan

Prologue: from the south, from the north, from Harbin and Hong Kong; Those who go to work, those who are laid off, and those who are eager to cook and go to the vegetable market; Look here, look;

The new product just arrived and went to CCTV. The new product just arrived and went to CCTV. This product is so good that every household can't live without it; This product is great, and everyone will know it at a glance.

Product description: I'm a salesman of the manufacturer, and I'm here to promote it to you. This product sticks to the sky, the ground and the air; All-purpose glue, glue is omnipotent, let's see if our products are ok; Face to face, cash in, and do experiments for everyone on the spot;

Friends passing by, come and have a look. It's normal to see the Monkey King fighting monsters and Pig falling in love. The new product has just arrived, and the director asked us to advertise. It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Look at our new product. Standing for one minute has the advantage of one minute, and standing for two minutes has the gain of two minutes. "This is what I said when I promoted the rubber king to attract customers." This kind of glue is good, and the things that stick will not fall off, whether it is metal or wood, or ceramics, leather or rubber, to ensure that they are glued at one time. "

In the process of sales promotion, I will flexibly promote my products according to different people. Then I took a rubber overshoes, pounded them with scissors, and put another rubber overshoes on the holes, so that everyone could see the curative effect with their own eyes: "This product is good, it is sticky on one side and buckled on both sides."

Then someone asked, "You cut this glue with scissors. The shoes on my feet have been worn out for half a year. I'm afraid they won't stick. "

I asked him to drag the shoes down, then put a drop of glue on the seam of the shoes, press it for ten seconds, stop for one minute, and it will be glued immediately. "You see, the man I posted? I told you to tear, drag, bite your teeth and kick. You open it and I'll give you a glue. " The man picked up his shoes and tore them hard. He pulled it, but it wouldn't open, and he praised the glue for its firmness.

Seeing people interested in my glue, I said, "No matter how smart your heart is, no matter how smart your hands are, you can't do without the glue king." Smoking a pack of cigarettes hurts the lungs, drinking a bottle of wine hurts the stomach, and losing money at cards is not affordable. Buy a rubber king and take it with you to ensure the whole family is happy. I'm just saying that you just laugh, sell products and advertise, and you have a way of talking and laughing. If the quality is not good, I will give you a refund on the spot. You can do it yourself and take it home more reliably. "

Everyone must think what I said is interesting, so they all try to push forward. I'm more excited. I cleared my throat and said, "Copper sticks to copper, and iron sticks to iron. Even if the rod is broken, it can be connected. You are rich and powerful, but you should be careful. Glued wood board, glued floor, plywood, fiberboard, glued switch and umbrella. You don't have to shout. Lao Zhang and Lao Li are solid and don't rebel. Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good goods are not afraid of doing experiments on the spot. "

I took a bicycle inner tube, pierced a hole with scissors on the spot, dropped a drop of glue, and beat it up with a pump a minute later. I let everyone see the good effect of no glue, and then said, "From south to north, the glue king of China people is the most popular, and all men and women listen to me. You can buy a rubber king to take home. You are happy when you are old, boasting when you are young, and your wife boasting that you will be the master. "

At this time, when I saw someone leaving, I casually said: "This is not to buy a plane or a cannon, but also to report to the superior. This is not buying a refrigerator, buying a freezer, and holding a parent-teacher meeting. You can't bear to spend two dollars, and you can't be an entrepreneur all your life. Two dollars is not too much, it is very easy to use. "

Someone asked me, "The glue I bought a few days ago dropped two drops when I stuck my shoes. After stopping for a while, why didn't it stick? "

I replied, "This glue is a quick-drying glue. Leave it here for ten seconds and it will stick. " If you stop for a while and stick another layer, the glue drops too much and becomes double-sided tape, so it won't stick. As we all know, too much saccharin is bitter, and a bowl of water with three tablets is sweet. If you add ten more tablets, the taste will be bitter. The same is true of this glue. If it is more, it won't stick. "

I said a phrase after phrase, and everyone listened with relish. I found that some people haven't left after listening for more than an hour. I went on to say, "Two yuan is nothing. I can't buy a bottle of Jianlibao. Jianlibao tastes good. Urine as much as you drink. You might as well buy a rubber king, because it is indispensable everywhere in your home. It can stick to its wife and not divorce, or it can stick to its lover and not run away. From Shenyang to Hengyang, post it as long as you want. " This made everyone laugh.

One of them bargained with me: "Two yuan a glue is too expensive. Can it be less? How about one yuan each? "

I said with tears, "I want to buy a dollar and ninety-nine, and my wife will have to leave alone." If I want to buy a piece of 98 cents, my wife will skin me and won't let me go home. You make a phone call to ask, the price is unified throughout the country. "Everyone was I made to laugh even more.

Someone said, "Your glue is real. What if it's fake? "

I smiled: "this elder sister, you can take any one." I'll try to see if it sticks on the spot. If not, I will pay you ten dollars on the spot. " Both Yang Jiabing and Yang Jiajiang can win the battle. Hong Hushui waved and our products were all the same. Hong Hushui, it makes no difference whether you stick it or not. The same bottle, the same box, the same machine packaging, the quality is qualified before leaving the factory. Don't cheat the people, don't cheat the party. How long does it last from Guiyang to Hengyang? "

While there were many people, I picked up a slipper and made a cut with a knife for everyone to see: "There is foam inside and rubber outside. How should I insist? Don't look at my lack of glue. This is a concentrated product. Can be used as a tenfold product. Just drop a drop, apply one side on both sides, a little bit on one side, align the two sides, and it will be glued immediately. One, two, three, two, one, I won't do it if you don't insist. "

"Cowhide is not blown, the train is not pushed, and Mount Tai is not piled. My rubber king has clever design, less consumption, good effect and sticky car. Today is the last day of promotion here, so please seize the opportunity, now or never; After this village, there is no such shop. Good goods come year after year, but I'm afraid you can't do it. Good goods arrive every year, but I'm afraid you can't buy them. "