2020 Singles' Day Funny Personality Talk about 50 Words to Share.

0 1, I am single, I am ashamed, I am national waste paper.

02, Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

03. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

04. Now all primary school students have celebrated Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day-

05. Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone.

06. Well, I will spend Singles' Day alone again this year.

07, everyone is single, and no one wants the beauty in the world! Hold on!

08. Ginger is still old and spicy. It's good to be single. A person will be full when eating, and the desire for fragrant tea will disappear. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without attachments. I wish you all the best in your holiday today!

09,165438+1October1,1 1, I feel very bored when I think about this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single. 10, men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, this matter is hard to bear, I hope people will last for a long time and bachelors will no longer exist!

1 1, Singles Day sends you a secret to undress: take out all your pockets, soak all your beautiful women, drink all your wine, shave your head, take off all your clothes, pay all your phone bills, get rid of your troubles, and expose your happiness and sunshine!

12, river of no return, bachelors all over the world go to pick up girls. You say go, I'll go, all of you! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

13, I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

14 In fact, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

15, I can't find my favorite umbrella, so I'd rather get wet.

16, Singles Day, accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

17, Jianghu is ridiculous, bachelor is the most boring, dating all day, hooking up everywhere, no worries. But today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles Day. Get someone to take off the lights quickly. I wish you happiness!

18, how can you be so calm about those who secretly love me? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

19, someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I am not alone, will I become a dog?

20, no gifts on holiday today, gifts only for boyfriends!

2 1, when will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I be a fairy?

22. Whoever says that11.11is Singles' Day is single. I think the real meaning of 11is:1for 65448.

23. It's165438+1October 1 1, the annual Singles' Day! Friend, are you still single? Are you happy?

24, put aside your troubles, come, let's shout together: I am a bachelor! I am very happy!

25. Married poor compatriots, look at our top ten sources of happiness!

26. No gifts today, only girlfriends! I wish bachelors a happy holiday and receive gifts in advance.

27. We are single and carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded all day, but we can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. How happy I am!

28. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

29. I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day", but I still want to say "thank you".

30. How much can you worry about? It's like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

3 1, Bachelor: The upstart in the Jianghu weapon spectrum, commonly used at home, necessary for travel, able to dig corners and pick herbs, having the miraculous effect of entertaining himself and attracting bees and butterflies, and deeply loved by young friends.

32. It's Singles Day again. Senior Yue rewards vip customers who have been in contact for a long time, and the red line of express mail is free, so whoever you want can take it.

33. Every year, the flowers are similar, and every year-everyone is the same-or a person-

34. My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

Thirty-five, the bachelor is bitter, it is already twenty-five, and the clothes are broken, and no one can mend them.

If God is a great task for Sri Lanka, he must first put up with his will. It's not that God doesn't help us, but that God trusts us. We have a heavy responsibility and a long way to go. We are the mainstay.

37. It doesn't matter if we are single. We are afraid that people who find girlfriends will claim to be divorced from bachelor relationships. You said it was nice to have a girlfriend. Other girls may not marry you, but they are still happy to spend money on other people's wives. In fact, we are as clever as fools.

38. I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand on Singles Day this year!

39. I am a bachelor and I am invincible. I am single, and I am honored. I'm single, and I'm handsome. I'm a bachelor. Who am I afraid of? 165438+1October 1 1 here it is. I wish the bachelors in the world a heroic attitude and win the other half in one breath.

40. The best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch; Have two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!

4 1, ugly stroke 4, bad stroke 7, and the sum is equal to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

42. On Singles Day, I sat at home and watched it, and saw a couple being torn to pieces.

43. Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating. You are out of the organization, and you are in trouble. Do you remember being a single friend?

44, 165438+ 10/01,I wish you trouble (light), happiness (light), future (light), career (light), love (light), (light) Zong Yaozu. Happy Singles Day!

45. Don't worry about becoming a bachelor. The beauty of the world is going to the big dipper. Think about freedom first, work hard, and then earn enough money. I wish you an early and sweet love, my friend. Happy Singles Day!

46, 1 1,1= nudity, the first 1 1 is male nudity, and the second 1 1 is female nudity, so if you want to be naked as soon as possible.

47. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku and find another stick. Together, he became a double stick. Double-stick double-stick again, nunchakus become three-stick Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

48,165438+1October1,1 1, I feel very bored when I think about this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single.

49. I thought the year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

50. Singles Day is coming, reminding single friends to be noble bachelors if they want to be. A pure bachelor will not wink at random; A bachelor who is free from vulgar tastes does not hook three and take four. You hear that, bachelor?

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1,11.1Singles' Day is coming, and it is urgent to rent a beautiful woman, whether it is188,388,688,988, as long as you are willing, it will pay off! Eat with you, go shopping with you, play with you, sleep with you (good secret service treatment)! This post is valid for a long time, and the lease period can be extended indefinitely ~ ~ ~, with or without wood, beauty? Come and sign up! ? Good figure, good-looking, twice the salary! ! !

2. I don't want to be inseparable, just want to hold my wife; Don't ask for a shining cow B, just ask for an empty heart; Irrigation is not courting, but seeking not to be a public hazard; Do not seek blind worship, but don't be hasty. Singles Day, I wish you an early reproduction!

3. Let me tell you some terms: 65438+1 October 1 is Little Singles Day, 65438+1October1and 65438+1October/kloc-. Male bachelors are called bachelors, female bachelors are called bachelors, and right is right. The mascot of Singles' Day is four fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Together, it is111. Recently, everyone is discussing the possibility that the lunar calendar and the solar calendar 165438+ 1 1 coincide.

5, Singles Day, there is a coup to strip off. Methods: Hang 1 1 brick around your neck, climb a tree with a height of 1 1, tie a rubber band with a length of 1 meter on your trouser leg, and tie the other end to the tree. Jump down with your eyes closed, and don't come to me casually!

6. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

7. Singles Day is coming. Single, eat more buns and less vegetables, and save money for love. Put on the cassock and chant Buddhist scripture, and go back to your relatives' home when you are free; It doesn't matter if you don't have a car or a house The key is to have a heart that is not single.

8. Singles Day has a code word. If you look closely, you will know that Singles Day is not practical. Selecting 1 1 is the opposite. In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single.

9. Singles Declaration: No gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends! It is said that friends who receive this message will receive a mysterious gift within 3 days! Happy Singles Day!

10, Singles Day this year, Singles Day today, pay attention to the secrets of stripping: blind date runs out of resources, love letter runs out of words, pursuit runs out of energy, love runs out of salary, Weibo exposes news!

1 1, for the sake of friends, I'll give you a hint. It is said that the Buddha will put all those ugly bachelors who are running around and kicking around in the temple on Singles' Day, and quickly hide.

12, you become a bachelor, because Cupid's archery is so poor that you always can't aim at it correctly; The red line of the cottage used by Yue Lao is always broken. Singles' Day is coming, and I have corrected it. You will be stripped off smoothly!

13, the remaining classics say: dust to dust, soil to soil, it is not difficult to be a bachelor, everything can be decided by yourself; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere and eventually have a good home. May God bless you on Singles Day.

14, 1 1= nudity, the first one 1 1 is male nudity, and the second one 1 1 is female nudity, so/kloc-0 is needed for nudity as soon as possible.

15, couplet for a pair of boys: no bird affairs during the day and no bird affairs at night. Girl: A hole in the white sky, a hole at night. Dedicated to all bachelor friends!

16, Singles' Day Order No.1: You are appointed as the village head of naked country-twining provinces-flying with me-Taohua County-Bushao Township of Yanfu-holding the village on the left and holding the village on the right, and you will take office from now on. Besides, I will give you Huang Ma hexagrams to attract bees and butterflies, and walk freely in love.

17, today is Singles Day. It's too painful for me to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like you and your sister!

18, I have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call Sister Sister Sister three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like. Very clever!

19, the fish in the pond are always bubbling, the birds in the tree are always chirping, and people on the road are always laughing at me, ah! It turned out that there was an important event that I almost missed: Happy Singles' Day, brother!

20. According to legend, there are four men, all single, that is, people who have no wife, girlfriend, lover or so-and-so partner. They get together to play mahjong. Call in the morning 1 1 to the afternoon 1 1. Winning or losing is secondary. Strangely, in the process of rubbing hemp, no matter who plays cards, touches himself or closes his gun, he always brings four. So from beginning to end, there are four, four, four. Finally, someone who lost a lot got angry and said, four, four, four what? The other three said, four is four, what is four? Four what? This was not a problem at first. In mahjong, four is four, and there is nothing to talk about. However, after playing mahjong, they took a shower together and took off their clothes and pants. The answer came out soon. The man who lost the money was very excited and cheered by the water. I know four things, I know four things! After Singles' Day, the four bachelors designated this day as Singles' Day, and finally remembered what Four was. It happened that this day happened to be165438+1October 1 1. On the calendar, just, no more, no less, that is, four.

2 1, Singles' Day is coming. May your troubles be bare, your sorrows bare, your good luck shine, your happiness shine and your happiness shine forever. Happy Singles Day!

22. A bachelor experiences a day trip and a round trip by bus. Activities include cleaning up the oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes, and bringing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible

23. Today is your festival. I'll give you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed bread! Four deep-fried dough sticks are four 1, and steamed buns are the middle point11.11! Happy Singles Day!

24.11.11Singles Day is coming. Handsome guy rented it, not 998, not 888, not 668, as long as 38 yuan, yes, her boyfriend took it home! If you rent 38 yuan, you won't suffer. If you rent 38 yuan, you can get Kang 38 yuan back. You can't buy a car or a house, but you can experience the feeling of being a bride once. First come, first served, beauty first. You can also enjoy the government subsidy for beautiful men going to the countryside if you book the rent immediately (13 yuan). Don't hesitate to wait for anything. Hurry up and act!

11.11Singles' Day Classic Funny Personality Signature

11.11Singles' Day Classic Funny Personality Signature

1. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone.

Well, I have to spend Singles' Day alone again this year.

Now all primary school students have celebrated Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day.

6. Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist!

7. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

8. The river flows eastward, and bachelors all over the world go to pick up girls. They said to leave. If you leave, I will leave all of them! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

9. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

10. Actually, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

1 1. I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.

12. On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

13. Those who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

14. Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I am not alone, will I become a dog?

15. No gifts on holidays today, only boyfriends!

16. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I be a fairy?

17. Whoever says that11.11is Singles' Day will be single. I think the real meaning of 11is:1gives birth to 65438.

18. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

19. I hate it when people tell me that I am happy on Singles Day, but I still want to say thank you.

20. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel. 2 1. Bachelor: Jianghu upstart weapon, which is commonly used at home and necessary for travel. It can dig corners and collect medicines. It has the miraculous effect of entertaining itself and attracting bees and butterflies, and is deeply loved by young friends.

22. It's Singles Day again. Senior Yue rewards VIp customers who have been in contact for a long time, and the red line of express mail is free, so whoever you want can take it.

23. I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand on Singles Day this year!

24. The best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch; Have two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!

25. Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

26. On Singles' Day, I sat at home and watched a series of games, and saw a couple being torn to pieces.

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Singles' Day funny personality signature: Being single is a kind of realm. How can you live up to this day without living alone?

1. Recruitment: In order to solve the pain of being single on Singles Day, I specially invited a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!

2. It is said that165438+1October 1 1 is to commemorate the great men who contributed to family planning.

It's good to be a bachelor. There is also a festival that most people can't celebrate yet.

There are trees like a row of grass on the horizon and islands like the moon by the river. I hope you will come to see me with a basket of wine? * * * Drunk Singles Day.

5,11.11is my holiday, and Valentine's Day is just the past in my memory.

6. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, say bachelor words, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

7, Singles Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday, you can cherish this holiday, because this is your last Singles Day, and then Valentine's Day will replace this holiday!

8. Who doesn't want to be an aristocrat shining with the romantic light of medieval Europe? This is an unreachable dream? Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously.

9. It is convenient for a bachelor to come and go when he is alone. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families are not idle. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

10, flowers are similar year after year, people are the same year after year or one person.

1 1, wife, always fucking cheating; The plane, the old tmd crashed; Life, damn it; It's fucking beautiful to be a handsome bachelor! Happy Singles Day!

12, another text message: come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us is single and both are happy.

13, you are all to me, don't you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

14 and 1 single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call Sister Sister Sister three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like. Very clever!

15. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku, so he tried to find another stick and connect it to form a nunchaku. Double-stick double-stick again, nunchakus become three-stick Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

16, 1 65438+1 October 1, there are1bachelors, facing1computers, they spent1day.

17, how happy our bachelor is, floating in the flowers, silent but fragrant!

18, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, political outlook is a law-abiding citizen.

19, bachelor is a state, no one can live up to today!

20,165438+1October1,1 1, I am bored when I think about this moment. I'm still not married because I'm not handsome. I really want to have a partner.

2 1. Blame me me for being stupid. Blame me. I was meant to be. After several blind dates, I am still single. I look forward to marrying my relatives and friends as soon as possible, ending my single career and welcoming them to work in Kun.

22, summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

23, send blessings on Singles Day, please remember friends. Be sure to eat sweet, sleep sweet, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

24. Well, that's a good idea-then come to me and I'll marry you. Well, I can't be cheated. I'll come to you? If you don't like me, leave me in a strange place, I have no place to cry! I am not stupid.

25, bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor's suffering, bachelor's suffering, has been twenty-five, and no one can mend clothes.

26. Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating and rejoicing. You're out of organization. You're in tender and hot water. Do you remember being a single friend?

27. 1 1= Naked, the first one 1 1 is naked for men, and the second one 1 1 is naked for women, so if you want to be naked as soon as possible, you need1/kloc-0.

28. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day by day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. I wish you a happy Singles Day!

29, sample! Walking with Langjiu, singing folk songs and walking by the water; Comb the head shape of the lovelorn and walk with affectionate steps; It's so cool for you to look for love everywhere with your broken eyes!

30. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

3 1, I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

32. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I become an immortal?

33. Appreciate the fish swimming in pairs, watch butterflies and butterflies love flowers flying, and feel sorry for themselves alone. Friends are laughing and laughing, and relatives are warm-hearted. Love won't make you lonely. Happy Singles Day!

34. Winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year. Happy Singles Day!

35. Singles Day is another year. Every time I miss spring, my friends comfort me and fight for beer, and my parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave my room empty this year. I will support you in the future!

36. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

37. Everyone is single, and no one wants the beauty in the world! Hold on! Victory belongs to us!