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Super-skinful copy selection is suitable for awesome people (selected 45 sentences)

1, did you drink dichlorvos as cola? Eighty cents 12 Jin drank your brain.

2. Is the water in your heart used to water the green trees in your heart?

3. You either have a bad brain or are short of a string; Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

4, strong & gt awesome copy:

I think you look like the American economy in the 1970s.

6. Can your play be as little as your money?

Don't yell at me. I was bitten by a dog when I was a child.

8. strong & gt Copywriting Beyond the Skin:

9. You two are a good match. It seems that Yue Lao's garbage classification is in place.

10, which page are you on?

1 1, what happened to my brother all day? You want to lay eggs.

12, I want to spit on you, but I am afraid that I will defile my spit.

13, I know you are straight and can't pull with your mouth.

14. Good-looking girls admire each other, while ugly pigs are jealous.

15, * * * I give you this face just to prevent puppy love.

16 promise not to stay up tonight? Don't make yourself ugly, baby.

17, don't open your mouth and shut up, take your parents for example. If you are really filial, what are you doing?

18, it's quite lonely in the hukou book, isn't it?

19, you are really a beauty. Only in the tunnel can you become a beauty, because there is no light.

20. Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

2 1, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation!

Are you Shakespeare's second aunt? Jenny Maestro

23. Cai Wenji's ecstasy can only be played at your home once, right?

24, you are not smart, but also learn from others!

25. Do you have long hair to make yourself look taller?

26. When someone says something, you immediately jump out and accuse your partner of greening you and not seeing you for months.

27. In the circle of numbers and letters, you are below one person and above ten thousand people.

28. As the saying goes, it is sour and spicy, and your mother raises you to eat a bowl of hot and sour powder downstairs.

29. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

30. You always think you are great, but not everyone takes you seriously!

3 1. Strange, your name was Li Chuang yesterday. Why did you change it to Li Men today?

32. Hello, Mona Lisa's sister "Jenny Martha".

33. The heifer sits in the light bulb, and the cow beeps again and again.

34. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible is more reliable!

35. The number of people who are scared to death by your face can be discharged to Fibonacci every year.

I don't need someone to show me the way. I have long legs and I can walk by myself.

It's a pity that you don't want to be a cook. You threw the pot too heavy.

38. May you be fed when you eat and pushed when you walk.

You have a large lung capacity and can blow.

I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.

4 1, hello, you are the first, you fly a plane in the sea.

42. I didn't know what a good life in heaven meant until I met you.

43. I knew to scare people with my face at a young age.

44. You are really creative and have the courage to live.

45. Look at your logic. Does rectum lead to brain?