Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Tell me who has slept with the people they love.
Tell me who has slept with the people they love.
Write about the sheets that have been rolled up over the years
Some love, some have no love.
Even if we live far apart, some people are still worried about Zhu Shazhi.
Passion is like fire, tenderness is like water.
There is ecstasy and a dying heart.
The landlord has been chaotic, I don't know if it will be chaotic in the future.
But it was never destroyed. Sex is a beautiful thing, of course, it will be better to have a lover.
But if two people decide to be honest with each other, they should be perfect for each other.
The world is very big and we are very busy. Except for our family and friends, the rest are just passers-by.
If you have a desire, you should respect your body, but you should pay attention to the measures. It is necessary to have a regular physical examination.
This is not to encourage people to go to YP. If you need to get married and have a family, you'd better not go to YP.
The landlord's words, from small to large, do not yearn for marriage, just want to love for a lifetime.
Everyone is welcome to express their opinions.
But if you want to spray, please spray gently.
I started playing douban in 2007, which is relatively simple. I just graduated from high school.
Douban mainly read book reviews and film reviews. At that time, the group was not so active.
Even the geographical groups were not added.
In 2009, various geographical groups were added, most of which were related to tourism.
I'm going to travel to Phoenix in 2009, so I joined a tour group.
Then I posted a post, hoping that people in the same city could see that there was a companion on the trip.
Later, I received a bean mail.
In the same city as Lu Zhu, he said that he is in Phoenix now. When he comes back, he can tell me where the food is delicious and which bar is cheap.
So I began to send him beans, and later I added qq.
As a result, for some reason, I didn't go to Phoenix in the end, but I kept in touch.
Later, he came back and one day asked Lu Zhu to go to a bar for a drink.
I have a good impression of him. He is five years older than me. He quit his job and traveled around.
Then I didn't go out drinking with strangers like this, and I didn't meet any netizens.
Maybe he was moved by what he said about the trip.
So I decided to go.
By the way, there was no boyfriend at that time, and the boyfriend I made in college went behind my back, which deeply hurt the landlord.
At that time, we made an appointment in a lively bar.
He arrived first, about 175, plaid shirt, not very handsome, but his gestures are very manly, okay?
The boys LZ met at school are very young, so they feel good and shy.
At first, I was very shy, and I started chatting one by one. He said he would go to Tibet next and asked LZ if he wanted to go.
He was gentle when he asked, okay? He was a little dizzy and thought it would be romantic to go to Tibet with this person.
But the poor students in LZ didn't have that much money and time, so they didn't agree. Actually, they really want to go.
I mainly listened to him talk about his experiences that day. LZ, who has always been talkative, has become a listener and appears very quiet. I think there must be something in his eyes.
LZ is actually very drinkable, but I dare not be too presumptuous in front of strangers.
I stopped drinking after two or three bottles of beer. LZ told my roommate to call 10 before coming out.
In case you meet a bad guy, you have an excuse to walk away.
10, the phone rang, and then I went out to explain it to my roommate briefly.
When he came back, he smiled and asked, boyfriend? LZ shook his head and said no, but it's time to go back to school.
He was a little surprised and asked if he wanted to send LZ back. LZ knew that 10 was not enough for him, so he declined.
This is almost the first time I met a strange netizen, who later became the first person to roll sheets in LZ.
The rolling plate here refers to this kind of contract.
After going back and forth, I kept in touch, and I started to have a little ambiguous text messages here.
Then about a week later, he said, why don't we come out for a drink again?
In fact, LZ also knows that something should happen if he comes out again.
But LZ thought he was fine, too, and then he went out to drink.
I came out late that day, and then it was much easier than the first time. LZ is the kind of person who talks like water when he is hot.
Then I blow all kinds of things, talk all kinds of jokes, and don't think about it. Later, I even sat with a man and two women at the next table drinking and playing dice.
Time flies. If you are not careful, it is 1 1, which is 12. When you return to LZ dormitory after 12, you will slam the door and accept the crazy spray from the aunt of the administrator. I believe everyone is similar.
LZ took out his mobile phone and looked at it. He poked and said it was time to go.
So they said goodbye and settled the bill.
It's a little cold in the street at night. LZ stretched out his hand and rubbed his arm. He suddenly put his arm around LZ's shoulder and said in his ear, why don't we go back?
Let's not go back. . .
LZ suddenly felt hot on his face, and then all kinds of postures and passionate pictures flashed through his mind, okay?
Then he faltered and said, this is not good. . . This sentence is hesitant at first glance, but at first glance I don't want to go back. LZ immediately regretted it, and I knew I shouldn't have said it.
He pulled LZ into his arms and said, what's the matter? It doesn't matter.
LZ looked up and looked at him with sparkling eyes. Why does he suddenly feel handsome?
He looked at LZ for advice, and then LZ suddenly became firm somehow.
Well, don't go back, and then reach out and hug him like a madman, with your fingers locked. This action later became a habitual action of LZ.
But where are we going? When LZ asked, a bunch of things like "Home Inn, Seven Days Hanting" flashed through my mind, okay?
So LZ went to the nearest Greentree Inn with him.
When he arrived, he suddenly stopped LZ and asked, you won't regret it, will you
LZ was obviously taken aback when he heard this sentence. I didn't expect him to ask, and I was stunned for three seconds. Shook his head.
On second thought, I said that you should open the room first and send the room number to my mobile phone.
LZ's last KF was with her boyfriend for almost a year, so I always feel embarrassed to see KF for the second time. It's embarrassing to be found unnatural or something.
LZ also said: the standard room is good. Because I'm not used to sleeping alone this year.
He smiled and didn't ask anything, so he agreed and let LZ wait below.
LZ felt uneasy when he went to KF. Suddenly he thought it was good, and suddenly he felt that he was his type. Suddenly he thought of how to start, whether to push the door and start kissing on the wall like in the movie.
I called my roommates when he went up, and they listened to LZ every day. This person also knows the situation very well, so he is also at ease.
After a while, the text message came, the room number, and another sentence, in fact, you can still consider for three minutes!
LZ was a little touched at that moment, so I will say this at this time.
LZ's hands are shaking when he presses the elevator, okay?
Finally, I arrived at the door of the room and knocked on the door nervously, calling myself a coward in my heart. Where's my courage?
He opened the door, grabbed LZ, grabbed Lian and started kissing him. LZ responded to him actively and decisively.
LZ has always been a girl who likes kissing very much, and her kissing skills are much better than those of her ex-boyfriend. LZ felt that she had been kissed in a daze and was weak all over.
He bowed his head and kissed LZ's neck, stroking his hand behind LZ all the time, and sometimes slipping onto PP to pinch it.
He began to gasp, then stopped to ask me: Take a bath together?
Um ... . LZ really hasn't tried this. We used to wash them separately. LZ hooked his neck and suddenly didn't know how to answer.
He has LZ's head, huh? LZ feels hypnotized again, okay? Nod and start peeling each other's clothes. . .
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