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Wedding opening speech

First of all, if you get married

1, distinguished guests and fellow villagers:

Good Morning, everyone! Today is a sunny day. On this day of universal celebration, a couple will hold an important event in their lives here. Let's welcome them together on this beautiful day! Let's turn applause into good wishes for them.

Next, let's look forward to the appearance of newcomers. Let's express our blessing to the couple again: I wish you happiness forever and early birth. Now it's auspicious time to invite new people in. Now I declare: the wedding of XX groom and XX bride officially begins! Gunfire and music!

2. Many talented people match beautiful women, and cowherd matches weaver girl. I wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years. Let's do the first item, worship heaven and earth:

Bow, wholeheartedly, and thank God for the marriage;

Two bows, the best of both worlds, thank you for holding the red line;

Bow three times, be happy, Qi Fei, and tie the knot.

3, as the saying goes: the grace of dripping water should be reported as a spring, and children will not forget the grace of their parents. The children have done one thing for their parents all their lives, and now the couple are married. What should be thanked most is the kindness of parents. Next, they will worship Gao Tang and ask their parents to sit down.

A bow, the grace of nurturing, lifelong repayment;

Bow again, honor your parents, and offer rice and tea;

Three bows, happy to become a new home, do not forget your parents.

4. The following is the worship of husband and wife:

Bow, respect each other, love and understand each other, and have a baby early;

Bow again, husband and wife love each other, grow old together and share happiness;

Bow three times, always be United, love each other and be happy for thousands of years.

Second, the jingle of marriage meeting the bride.

1, this year's wedding night, give birth to a fat doll next year.

2. Mouth-to-mouth on the top, leg stirring on the bottom, and middle screw. Do you think it looks good?

3. The moon is curved and dotted, and another flower is back. There will be bees to pick it tonight.

4. The groom is new and the chess pieces are new; Give birth to your son, China Hanlin.

5. Looking at the bridal chamber and the city, looking at the bridal chamber and the yamen, the bridal chamber is noisy tonight, and the new girl will open the door.

6. Open the door with your left hand and have a baby? Open the door with your right hand and be a high official.

7, the bride and groom, into the bridal chamber, the bride's crotch, there is a goat, the sheep tickled, the groom grabbed the sheep, missed, wet crotch.

8, a plate of flowers and plants, filled with sunflowers, everyone grabs one and gives birth to a fat doll next year.

9. The bride has long hair and raises her son to go to school; The bride's face is round, and her son is the best.

10, chopsticks are long and long. It's better to raise a son, the champion, and chopsticks are round and square. It's better to raise a son than parents.

1 1, it rains in the sky and the ground is dirty, and the husband and wife love each other forever.

12, the groom is the dragon in the sky, and the bride is a bunch of flowers in the ground. It won't rain or water the flowers until I turn over.

13, the groom smiled and wanted to be a father, while the bride was shy and wanted to be a mother.

14, the wine glasses are round, the bride and groom are reunited, the husband and wife grow old together, and the host family is safe.

15, there are trees and bamboos at the door, and the wind blows green. This year is a happy event, and the doll will cry next year.