Qq Space Humor Talk about Funny.

1. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

3. Eat, I want what I want, I am thin, I want what I want. I can't have both, so I left.

Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

6. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and strip it off yourself.

7. Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

Thank you for stealing my appointment and letting me know that he is alone.

9. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

10. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

1 1. A lady is an undeveloped Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

12. Before I could touch the flowers and twist the grass, it was already pulled out by others.

13. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

14. When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

15. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money, and eat wild vegetables at the hotel if you have money.

16. I never write a pinch, but I write common words!

17. Erection is not everything, but you can't do anything without it!

18. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel it when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

19. Give me a woman and I can create a country. Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

20. No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend!

2 1. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

22. Get out of the mud without being stained, and then get back into the mud without being stained.

23. TV, a square box that laughs at lonely people.

Even if happiness only shows a thread, she has the ability to pull it out and knit it into a sweater.

25. It is foolish to treat beauty as capital, but it is wise to treat beauty as energy.

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes it.

27. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

29. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

30. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

3 1. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

32. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

33. The wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

34. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and lying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

37. People laugh at me for wearing nothing, and I laugh at others for wearing nothing.

38. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

39. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

40. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

4 1. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find women's clothes that suit me.

42. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

43. When traveling romantically, you won't smooth the back belt of your boyfriend's bicycle.

44. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

45. People who come face to face turn around because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

46. How much cosmetics can you save by losing a small face?

47. It's easy to crowd the bus and subway.

48. If you lie down and smell the flowers, you will hate it when you lie down. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

49. Life can't be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready.

If you can't tolerate me, either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

5 1. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

52. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

53. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

54. Sorry, Miss, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

55. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that they are so beautiful.

56. I am just a game, but you are fascinated.

57. Don't be infatuated with your brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

58. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, and that's a bank.

59. God created virgins and I created women.

60. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

6 1. Don't challenge Gorahei's technology with the speed of playing video.

62. The fox is not a demon and sexy.

63. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

64. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who seduces a man.

65. Women who mix well are sisters-in-law, and those who mix badly are bitches.

66. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

67. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be high.

68. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

69. Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

70. The power of mistress is irresistible to ordinary people.

7 1. Every woman is always cheap for a man.

72. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

73. You can't judge a book by its cover, but neither can a mistress judge a book by its cover.

74. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

75. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. I'm not educated, I'm just looking for bricks.

76. When I was young, you and I made many mistakes because we didn't learn love well.

77. An emotional fool won't mind loving a madman.

78. If there really are heroes like those in novels, then the world is really wonderful!

79. How lovely the world would be if my exam results could rise as fast as the house price.

80. I watched the advertisement carefully, and suddenly a TV series popped up ... depressed ...

8 1. The most beautiful thing in the world is to sleep with the air conditioner on after dinner.

82. The one with big breasts may not necessarily marry Pan An, but the one with small breasts can also catch Yanzu.

83. Looking at Princess Pearl all day makes me feel a little sorry for Sister Rong.

84. After the rain, the mountains are empty, and you hang the southeast branch, but you broaden your horizons by 300 miles and hang the southeast branch. Since God has given talents, let it be hired! , all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches.

85. Taking classes can cure students of insomnia.

86. Being liked by fools is always showing off.

87. Flowers are like water, like your mother, you are all on your father.

88. I hate indecision in my bones

89. The abbreviation of elopement is SB, and AV is followed by SB after the keyboard.

90. I looked at the food as usual before eating today. Oh, my God! There is no meat today.

9 1. Am I a personality? Of course.

92. Why are you pointing your chicken feet at me? Do you know that I prefer pickled peppers to dregs?

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

94. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

95. The congestion in Beijing has brought trouble to the capital. ...

96. If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be just like QQ.

97. Chief, I am too young to cure you through my clothes. I was offended.

You wait, one day I will make you the mother of my future son.

99. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.

100. I want to say that I am struggling, and the day of the end of the world is my birthday.