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Talking about air conditioning
Talking about air conditioning
First, replace the back shell of the mobile phone with glass, and put the mobile phone at the air conditioning outlet of the car. After cooling, put the phone on your arm and feel its power.
Second, I never thought that the school would be renovated as soon as I graduated. I just simply thought that the school would get better and better! But I didn't know until today that they really got better after you left. I have been here for a long time. Every time I centrifuge in the centrifuge room, I sweat profusely. Now it's the last week, and I even installed air conditioning.
Last night, I drank bone soup alone and was so greedy that I wanted to eat panda's ice cream. Then I managed to control it. Then today, the air conditioner on the subway 10 line almost knocked me out, and my period came. ....
Fourth, I pay 1w+ tuition every year, and two independent colleges should enjoy the same treatment as the nominal headquarters every year. Why don't I study hard 18 just so that I can blow air conditioning and take a bath in a rotten university?
On a hot day, the air conditioner has been blowing at 32 degrees for almost a month, so it's enough for you to make an accessory when you go back to find it!
Six, this day is to drink hot water one after another. After thirty, I hate air-conditioned rooms, and I am willing to drink something hot on a hot day.
Seven, the last day of the week, finally turned on the air conditioner, cool.
Eight. First, I got up the morning before yesterday because I turned on the air conditioner for too long, and then I didn't eat or drink all day.
Nine, on such a hot day, I am satisfied with iced coffee with air conditioning.
With Tenuto, I've only moved for a day. The so-called folk houses are connected with a bucket for bathing, and the bed will soon fall apart. Air conditioning 18 degrees, and an electric fan. I have to get up early and walk to work for 30 minutes+sweat. How can I get up and sit here happily? I don't want to live another day. I want to live back in my private house.
Eleven, I'm really old. I had a cramp on the subway the day I wore a short skirt. I caught a cold the next day. . . The seat in the office is too close to the air conditioning port, and it has been a headache for several days. . . I think I am only suitable for lying at home. .
The students of Jinan University are excellent, extremely excellent. Our air conditioner is not far away. Principal, principal, air conditioning, air conditioning. As soon as the students looked at it, we asked to turn on the air conditioner. Install air conditioning. Principal, principal, air conditioning, air conditioning.
Thirteen, standing in front of the big box air conditioner in the Four Seasons Hall. Smelling the fresh air of the air conditioner, I suddenly remembered that I was training in the Daoguan one summer, pulling the loose training suit collar under the air conditioner to let the cold air pour in. Inadvertently, the line of sight ran down the sweat from her neck.
14. I want to eat ice cream crazily in the air-conditioned room. There are many things I want to eat in Menglong Jingzhao Yinzhuang Tea. However, when I am outdoors, I don't want to eat anything. Summer is really hard.
15. I can't stand blowing into my head every day. The air conditioner doesn't work at all, so I have to wear a hat and long sleeves every day. Even saying that you should not wear a hat at work will be found disheveled and criticized. What is this?
On the first day of June, I was shivering in my lab coat because of the air conditioning in the study room.
Seventeen, when I was a child, in the summer, we didn't have a mobile phone, wifi or air conditioning, but we were happier than now.
Eighteen, office air conditioning is broken? I'll take care of it myself with a small fan.
Nineteen, I like the operating room, and I prefer the air conditioning inside.
Twenty, the school forced people to turn on the air conditioner and open the same classroom with hundreds of people who didn't. It can be said that it is inhuman. Why did I come? Can't I just go back to sleep? No one who got the sign-in form came, and the person who signed in came to a ghost.
I'm too afraid of the heat. I wait until my roommates fall asleep at night and sneak down to turn on the air conditioner. I'm afraid they'll wake up with cold. I have been listening to their movements with a guilty conscience, and it is more difficult to fall asleep than not turning on the air conditioner. Life is too hard!
Twenty-two, the so-called frankness and truth, not just to amplify their own selfish desires, but to express their dissatisfaction or expose the truth in the face of injustice and irrationality. A person who uses more than a dozen air conditioners in a movie is not qualified to say that he is dedicated, incompetent or even self-disciplined, and does not spread positive effects to talk about idols.
23. I just cooked a bowl of snail powder myself. My mother can't stand the smell. She opened all the doors and windows and fiddled with all the fans, air conditioners and air conditioners to speed up ventilation. Now I continue to eat in my cotton-padded clothes.
24. When I woke up in the morning, I felt like summer. I want to eat watermelon and watch TV in the air-conditioned room. A holiday is the most annoying thing to start a new chapter in life.
Today, Xiaoke and I woke up almost at the same time. She was looking at me across the bed when I opened my eyes. I smiled at her and she asked me softly if I was awake. Less than eight o'clock, bright morning light came in from the air conditioning outlet. I sang some songs with a slightly nasal voice and got up to wash. Walking on the road, the whole person was illuminated by the sun, but it didn't make the skin feel chapped, and I didn't care so much about tanning anymore. I like this morning so much that I can see the light so gently.
There was a heavy rain last night, and Xiamen is very cool today. It's comfortable not to turn on the air conditioner!
Twenty-seven, Wan Li is cloudless. Describe the air in Sanya. It's really the same as a steaming room. When you come out of the air-conditioned room to the balcony, your glasses will fog.
28, lion air of Feilongmu Island, not only suddenly changed the boarding gate, but also boarded the plane half an hour earlier, and then the seat number was heavy. I think the two flights have merged. Then it seems that in order to save electricity, the air conditioner was turned off ... wonderful ... it is one of the top ten dangerous airlines in the world. ..
Talk about the feeling of air conditioning
Curly Ma Zijun is so handsome! ! ! Recently, the man who followed suit and revisited fancy actually got Simon, who obviously liked the beautiful scenery in Matsumoto Jun, but still didn't like the color of flowers, wavered about feelings and central air conditioning, and could not get the appreciation of melancholy men.
Talk about the feeling of air conditioning
First of all, those students who don't go back to the dormitory to blow air conditioning at noon in this weather and have to carry them downstairs, I applaud your sincere and enthusiastic feelings.
Second, it's hot enough to explode. I fully understand how deeply I feel about air conditioning. Don't let me leave him again.
Third, open the window again. It's not you who turned on my air conditioner when I was not in the dormitory. And you're too fucking melodramatic to fit your looks for a long time. Who are you talking about? You have a small b number in mind. Although the area is not dark, let me respectfully call you the Zhejiang family to explode in situ. Thank you.
Fourth, today's weather is quite good, the sun is quite big, the temperature is quite high, the mood is quite bad, and the state is quite annoying! I've been comforting myself that it's okay! Bear with it! Bear with it! But the resistance is getting worse and worse, which affects your mood! I really want to curse! I tried to raise my middle finger several times today! You are the one who makes tea and blows air conditioning in the office, and you are the one who goes home to eat and sleep on time! You're the one who said these jobs were easy and simple! Then why don't you come and sweat! Our substation staff is just not as good as you! Don't you deserve proper work and normal rest?
Five, meow dad's first day on a business trip. The moonlight is always at the door. I went upstairs to eat some cat food because I was hungry. After eating, I'll go down and wait immediately. Such a hot day. Air conditioning is not good either. I waited anxiously all night.
6. It's too hot to touch me. That won't do. Air conditioning is a good thing to adjust feelings. Commemorate the opening of air conditioning cold air in 20xx.
If I want to study hard, I need to be happy/everything goes well/air-conditioned/tired/calm. To be calm, I need to remind myself not to love too much, to be in control/not to think only of myself/not to lose other centers. I'm sad to have a good life. There are too many conditions.
Eight, the most suitable temperature difference for air conditioning is an important factor that destroys feelings in summer.
Nine, the satisfaction of the working day lies in blowing air conditioning, eating a full meal, looking at the sweet feeling, and it is too late to catch up with Xiao Wang's birthday party on the weekend.
10. I always take the same train when I go out today. The card reader reminded me not to swipe my card twice. It's so embarrassing ~ it's summer, and I feel like a mosquito wet nurse working in this place in Shankara every day. Mosquito coils and two 16 air conditioners can do nothing.
XI。 I don't want to think about anything. Emotional and academic business contacts are all a trick, as long as the air conditioner is always by my side. Looking at my bed every day is like the last day before I collapse. If it collapses like a nurse dog, I'm really afraid it will fail in the 40-degree summer.
When I stepped into this university without air conditioning, my relationship with summer ended. I can't love summer anymore.
Thirteen, don't be fooled by the Wolf King in summer, always guessing which one is the wolf, candy may be mixed with shit at any time, and you can't eat it with peace of mind. . . They all look like wolves except boxers. . . . Men's nature is indecision, central air conditioning, cheating feelings. . .
14. As soon as Hua Feng came back from Shenzhen, she ran to her boyfriend's dormitory with the air-conditioning remote control. Alas, it's so fake. We are in love, and sisters can never compare with men.
15. With all due respect, the weather in Nanjing has too much influence on couples' contact feelings. For example, I am now lying in a cot in an air-conditioned dormitory, and I have no motivation to go out at all. What is a boyfriend? Can you cool down?
Go to bed at six every night and wake up at six every morning. Breastfeeding at eleven o'clock, breastfeeding at three o'clock. After waking up, I stared at the air conditioner and kept talking, talking, talking. My affection for air conditioning is too deep, which will make me disdain to eat milk. Change diapers, fight for milk, sleep together, zzz
Seventeen, for me, coffee must be iced or hot, cola must be iced, the air conditioner must be adjusted very low, and everything at room temperature should be eliminated, and so should feelings.
Eighteen, study with the girl opposite, and learn feelings. Just now, she said she was going to an air-conditioned place upstairs and asked me if I wanted to go with her.
Nineteen, our dormitory may have ended the relationship for two years because of Ant Manor or when it started to turn on the air conditioner. The roommate called to scold each other because someone else ran to her manor and ate 43g feed.
Twenty, I don't know what I have experienced, and my feelings have become cold. I used to think I was a central air conditioner, but now I think I'm scum and harmful.
Twenty-one, the two of us eat with air conditioning on, eat fruit and eat acne. Talk about school and feelings. Grandma helped me wash all the clothes again. I want to help her wash the dishes. She doesn't want anything.
Emotional things, such as drinking water and central air conditioning, are really not suitable for boyfriends.
Twenty-three, now in summer, I am used to air conditioning, WiFi, sun protection, drama, fast-paced life and fast food, but I also want to try to slow down, don't forget my beautiful dreams, and don't forget my simple self.
I really can't say that Ming Dow is not white, but I love and hate it. A few years ago, I didn't like air conditioning very much. I don't turn on the air conditioner no matter how hot it is at home, because the air conditioner is too dry and it will make me uncomfortable. However, since you are not working alone, even if the people in the office are not open, there will be kind colleagues who care about you, so it seems that I am used to turning on the air conditioner. It was yesterday and today that I felt weak, unable to walk and unable to lift my feet. It's like being sucked dry by the air conditioner, which makes me vaguely feel that this summer is very difficult, but I was sucked dry by the air conditioner. How weak I am!
Twenty-five, if the school doesn't have air conditioning, I have feelings for Cook.
I hope I don't have to go to class after finishing my work next Friday. As long as I can go home and blow the air conditioner, I promise to study hard My feeling about air conditioning now is to be prepared for danger in times of peace. If this is not love.
27. I still can't make do with feelings. If my future boyfriend is a central air conditioner, I'd rather be alone. Maybe it's selfish Anyway, I can't get past the hurdle in my heart. I don't have the courage to do it again. I am afraid of repeating the same mistakes, afraid of this stage. I'd better lose weight with peace of mind.
Twenty-eight, hot summer, people's feelings are all maintained by air conditioning and carbonated drinks.
It was not until this afternoon that I suddenly realized that what I couldn't figure out last night was not because I thought others had air conditioning, and we were not unbalanced, but because our relationship together for so long was too fragile. Even if I don't have feelings for this place, I have to think about everything before I go.
30. More and more plastic love is facing the crisis of melting as the temperature rises. How to save this relationship? Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just sitting in an air-conditioned room.
31. I used to think that when the first message and the last message of every day came from the same person, then I was almost there. This central air conditioner of Lao Hu successfully warmed me, and I began to help him analyze why he is always on call in his feelings.
Can the air conditioner be turned on in hot weather?
I am your weather forecast. I will send you cool when it is hot and warm when it is cold, just because you are my best friend, and your concern will always be by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!
2. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.
3.29 degrees is too hot to sleep. When I was a freshman, there was no air conditioning in my dormitory. How can I go up 30 degrees?
If I die, I will only die of heat.
Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!
6. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days, and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!
7. I just need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.
8. It's getting hotter! Finally, I will prick the ball head!
9. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.
10. It's very hot. It takes an hour to calm down the restlessness after strolling back outside.
1 1. It's hot, take refuge with your indifference.
12. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!
13. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.
14. Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that it is so hot!
15. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing.
16. dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.
17. Wash your face, comb your hair and apply some rouge and powder.
18. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!
19. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly.
20. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.
Regarding whether to turn on the air conditioner when the weather is too hot, the essay is 2 2 1. Suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer ponds with cool trees. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning and only curtains and mosquito nets?
22. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give the mosquito a set meal?
23. This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.
24. When autumn wind and cold rain depict bleak autumn, red leaves always add a little enthusiasm; When the cold dew in Leng Yue causes cold, may my greetings give you warmth; Friend, don't forget to add clothes in cold weather. I wish you health and safety! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
25. It's too hot. Have an ice cream to cool off.
26. When the weather is hot, it is also the season of heat expansion and cold contraction. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.
27. This year is a leap year. Run April and add April. Happiness increases smiles, health increases health, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases happiness, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
28. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! ! -The latest funny sentences describing hot weather
29. Embrace a wisp of breeze, hold a cup of sweet mountain spring, and gently send my most sincere wishes. I wish you full of energy and happiness in this hot summer, good things will continue to follow you, and your meditation will never end!
30. There is a hot summer every year. Why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!
3 1. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!
32. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hotter. I want to go out to play with my good friends.
33. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.
It's so hot in the morning, watch her stick out her tongue.
You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
36. I want to sleep naked tonight! A mosquito praised it.
37. How to reply in hot weather: Confess with the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.
38. The road was scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke was stepping down.
39. A man fell, causing severe facial burns.
40. If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.
It is too hot to turn on the air conditioner. Essay 3 4 1. It's really unbearable in hot summer, so I'll teach you a strange secret recipe to cool off the heat: at noon, when the sun is in the sky, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and attacking "summer heat" with "summer heat".
42. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and all the talks must be lifelong events.
43. This is the dog days. It's really hot. Is it hot or not?
44. It's very hot, so I can't eat much. Before going out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for lunch for my boyfriend. He said I was a talented little chef.
45. A high-profile fire umbrella is a metaphor for the hot summer sun; Spread out. Describe the scorching sun in summer, which is very hot.
46. It's okay that it doesn't rain today. It's stuffy and hot.
I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.
48. It's all cooked pork belly, and I almost brought salt to myself.
49. You can't walk in the street without getting wet.
50. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.
5 1. Animals are full of vitality in summer. The puppy was panting with heat; Cicada was so hot that she shouted "Cicada, Cicada!" Stay in the tree; Hard-working bees buzz around, just like hard-working gardeners picking pollen; Butterflies spread their wings and fly among flowers, just like elves. ...
52. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
53. The burnt gold boulders scorch and melt metals and stones. Describe the weather as extremely dry and hot.
54. protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~
It's hot, but I'm still wearing a sweater.
56. How often do you take a bath in winter? Take a bath in winter.
This weather is very suitable for sitting on a hot kang, eating melon seeds and playing cards. I survived the winter and almost froze to death this spring. ...
58. I installed air conditioning in my circle of friends. It's hot, if you have nothing to do, visit more friends.
59. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.
60. If it really doesn't work, give it to someone you like.
Air conditioning slogan
1, the cool star of beautiful air conditioning, enjoy every degree of truth.
My world is different with you.
3. The beauty of life comes from the heart.
4. The air conditioning of the ancient bridge is good, and the air conditioning chooses the ancient bridge.
5. With wing chun central air conditioning, spring will always accompany you.
6, Galanz, taste creative life.
7. Take charge of the atmosphere and adjust life.
8, warm and cold, taste life.
9, the famous city, warm to 10 thousand.
10, air conditioning, just for your honor.
1 1, good life, good air conditioning, warm in winter and cool in summer, trustworthy.
12, Galanz, make the world more exciting.
13, a model of value, a true hero.
14. Take it easy and enjoy it freely.
15, Haier oxygen bar, aerobic and energetic.
16, more comfortable, more energy-saving, more durable only Daikin.
17, Flame Mountain Electric Appliances, the source of warmth.
18, scientific and technological breakthrough, free interpretation.
19, Quality Life Galanz.
20. Enjoy quality and touch life.
2 1, a beautiful home needs the company of natural ecological air conditioning.
22. The fresh life makes me want to fly!
23. Feel the temperature of love.
24. There is always warmth, and there are flaming mountains everywhere.
25, energy saving+health = ideal.
26. I am the owner of my air conditioner, and I will take it home.
27. Quality wins the world, and spring breeze enters thousands of households.
28, yongxin central air conditioning, singing the first brand of ecological new energy air conditioning.
29, smart air conditioning, smart life.
30. Technology warms life.
3 1, with eternal green central air conditioning, green will always accompany you.
32, electric furnace, coal stove and wood stove, novel style; Save electricity, save coal and firewood, and save energy in everything.
33. Every day, every highlight.
34. Give you the ideal temperature.
35. Good air conditioning, made by Gree.
36. Limited space, unlimited care.
37. Huoyanshan Electric Appliances, the people are satisfied.
38. The swans flying in the air are cool and spacious.
39, adjust the temperature, one step ahead.
40. Use aviation skills to create climate territory.
4 1, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, the spring breeze is in my heart.
42. Haier commercial air conditioners will always lead the trend of the times.
43. How to enjoy and treat Galanz.
44. You can enjoy the breath of nature at home.
45, Haier air conditioning, a new high.
46. The four seasons are changeable, and the constant is the care of nature.
47. It's quieter and warmer.
48, cool and worry-free, only air conditioning.
49. Feel the charm of spring breeze and interpret fashion life.
50. Activate the future and carry your dreams.
5 1, gold quality, green life.
52. Galanz wrote a warm story at home.
53. Flame Mountain Electrical Appliances is good, energy saving and environmental protection.
54. tasteful and noble.
55. Flying in the wind is the creation of my heart.
56. Enjoy technology and lead the fashion.
57. Bathe in the spring breeze and kiss the green.
58. New air conditioning creates a good family atmosphere.
59. Make life different.
60. You can fly as long as you put your heart into it.
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