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Little Tiger Abi

The tiger mother in the forest was very angry and anxious these days. Ever since her son Tiger Abi won the championship in the forest division of the animal competition, people kept complaining to her.

In the morning, as soon as the tiger mother opened the door, the old goat was waiting at the door.

"Sister, it's time for you to talk about Tiger Abi!"

"What's wrong with Abi?"

"He chases the sheep all day long , while chasing, shouting: "I am the champion! I am the champion!" The sheep were unable to eat and drink, and some lambs were sprained and unable to return home. His legs are broken and he can't stand. The sheep family is in unspeakable misery!"

Mother Tiger kept telling the old goat to be careful and promised to take care of Tiger Abi.

At noon, Mother Tiger went for a walk in the woods, and an old pine tree blocked her path.

"Brother Shu, what's the matter with you?"

"I won't tell you, because I'm afraid you will be offended."

"Tell me, we have been neighbors for many years. "

"It's Tiger Abi. He made five hundred copies of the martial arts championship certificate and gave it to each tree, and he asked us to hold the paper with our hands all day long. , read the contents of the certificate aloud, creating a roar. If anyone holds the certificate crookedly, Abi will crack the neck of the person; if the voice is lowered, Abi will kick a hole in the ***. . Look, the trees in this forest are all swaying and tattered. It’s all Abi’s punishment. We have never suffered such a crime.”

After hearing the complaint of the old pine tree, Mother Tiger. In the mood for a walk? "This Abi is too shameless, we must take care of it."

In the afternoon, the mother tiger went to the bushes to look for food. She saw a big cow and a little tiger crying while eating grass desperately. The cow's belly was bulging like a car. The tiger mother was curious and walked over. When Niu Xiaohu saw the tiger mother, he blushed and lowered his head in embarrassment, as if he didn't see her.

"Niu Xiaohu, what's wrong? Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble if you keep eating like this?"

"It's better to hold yourself to death! Who said my martial arts skills are not as good as those of Tiger Abi?"

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"Abi makes you unhappy?"

"In the last championship and runner-up finals of the competition, Abi won by pulling the tail of the cow to catch the cow*** and twisting the cow's hind legs. Me, I was dissatisfied. Today, Abi held the championship trophy in front of me for more than an hour. I was so angry that I said: "You can't eat the trophy, why are you holding it all day?" After hearing this, he was furious and wanted to pull the cow's tail and catch the cow***. I couldn't beat the cow's hind legs, so Abi punished me for eating grass constantly, otherwise he would skin the cow..."

After hearing the complaint of Niu Xiaohu, the tiger mother quickly said: "Silly boy, it's Abi's fault. He is scaring you. I'll make the decision for you. Stop eating grass as soon as possible. Wait and see me teach him a lesson!" "

In the evening, Mother Tiger came to the river to fetch water, and the river stopped her.

"Is it Tiger Mother? I've been waiting for you to come for a long time."

"Do you want to have a family time with me?"

"How could you care? It’s Hu Abi.”

“What’s wrong with Abi?”

“Abi said he couldn’t find his opponent in the forest, but he was found here! On the bridge, I fought with the shadows in the water. Abi's shadow in the water was a large black one. He extended his fists and palms, stretched his waist and swept his legs, opened his teeth and danced his claws, and jumped around like a big monster rolling on the bottom of the water. The crucian carp rolled his eyes in fear. , the loach foams, the turtle pees its pants, the tortoise has diarrhea... everyone is afraid to go out and is in poor health."

The tiger mother sighed and said: "This child is so capable, why did he become such a bad boy? This virtue?”

At night, Hu Abi finally went home. Mother Tiger is not in a good mood.

"What are you doing? Are you coming back so late?"

"I am not following your arrangements. I am patrolling the mountain.

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"Mountain patrol? Are you driving the sheep and forcing the cows and tigers to eat grass? Are you copying the championship certificate? Are you showing off by the river? ”

“Mom, who are you listening to?” "

"The whole forest is suing you! "

The more the tiger mother talked, the more angry she became, and her eyes turned red: "My child, we have won the championship, so we must be humble. Humility is the basis of all virtues. ”

“Being humble can still be a meal!” Mom, are you too old-fashioned? Is it easy for me to win the championship? Winning the first place is still unknown. How does this look like the style of our Tiger clan? The monkey learned the skills and made a big fuss in the sky! A tiger is not even as good as a monkey. If you tell me, you will laugh to death! ”

Tiger’s mother quickly stopped her son’s words. The more Tiger Abi spoke, the more outrageous he became. She didn’t want to hear another word from this traitor. Her lungs were about to explode.

It was late at night, and Mother Tiger couldn't sleep, so she called her old friend Mother Lion who was far away in the grassland.

"Mother Tiger, are you calling so late? Is there something urgent? "

"It's Tiger Abi, he's too worrying. ”

The tiger mother told the lion mother everything about Abi’s performance. At the end, she begged: “Can you help me?” I felt like I was drowning and in desperate need of a life-saving straw. "

"Don't be so pessimistic. Ask Tiger Abi to go for a walk in the grassland. The grassland is bigger than the forest. Some people say: Grassland is a good school, maybe Abi can learn something. ”

The next day, Tiger’s mother asked Abi to travel to the grassland. Tiger Abi waved his fists and palms and said excitedly: “What a God-given opportunity!” The grassland martial arts competition will be held, and I am about to sign up to participate. ”

Tiger Abi walked down the forest and set foot on the grassland, and a fresh breath hit his face. The grassland was like a giant with open arms, welcoming Abi’s arrival. The sky is high and the sky is high, the water is blue, the sky is green, and the grass is vast. , cattle and sheep are running, and egrets are flying together.

What is unexpected is that a strong Abi fever is rising in the grassland! The banner on the road reads: Learn from Tiger Abi and hold a good martial arts competition! Many billboards depict Tiger Abi leaping into the air, lifting a sheep hero, and taking a final bow. Some hats and school bags read: Abi, I love you! Bee's cartoon image is used as the emblem.

There is a kind of flower that is not as fragrant as the garden outside when it blooms. Tiger Abi is this kind of flower. Seeing being worshiped, Tiger Abi blushes and his heart beats, and his palms and soles sweat. , kept saying: "How can I be so good? How can it be so great? Did everyone make a mistake? "Hu Abi suddenly understood: When no one praises you, you wish that people all over the world would praise you; when people all over the world praise you, you feel that you are not that perfect.

He learned to be humble all of a sudden!

A learning hero report was being held by the beautiful lake. The slogan read: Learn from Abi’s spirit and create a new style in the grassland. Mother Deer spoke passionately on the stage. The story of Tiger Abi bravely saving a lamb that fell into the water: "...the beautiful sheep rolled down the cliff and fell into the deep pool. It was too late to call for help. The cold pool water had submerged its head and neck, and only one hand was dancing on the surface... At this critical moment, Tiger Abi came, he jumped into the water, took a deep breath, and plunged into the water with a fierce thrust. Abi opened his eyes in the water and saw: Beautiful Sheep was blowing bubbles as big as her fist. Abi grabbed a goat's horn with his hand and lifted the unconscious sheep out of the water..." The report session came to a wonderful climax, with thunderous applause from the audience, and people kept coming on stage to give flowers and hugs to Abi's cartoon statue.

"Things that are not true are earth-shattering! "Hu Abi said to himself. He hid behind a big tree and peeked at the boiling scene in the venue. He felt that every piece of his flesh was numb and his heart felt like he had eaten a lot of flies. "A bad reputation is a person's fault. "The shackles that can never be thrown off", here, people exaggerate the advantages of a defective character and study him as a hero, just like there is a golden key to open the shackles, making the bad reputation fly away like a crow and disappear without a trace.

Tiger Abi soon left the lake.

There is a low stone mountain in the grassland. There are several stone huts built on the mountain. A stone wall surrounds a large yard. The branches of an old locust tree in the yard are like a big umbrella. A wooden board was nailed to the trunk of the tree, with four big characters written on it: Lion Mountain Villa.

"It turns out to be the lion's home." Tiger Abi thought: "Since I'm passing by, I'll go and visit."

He secretly entered the gate and suddenly heard something in the yard. A loud voice said, "Hey, hey, get up!" "Hey, hey, hey!" Someone was practicing.

Hu Abi quietly lifted a stone and placed it under the wall. He stood on the stone, scratched the wall with his hands, bent his waist, and looked inside.

There was a big stone lock lying on the ground. The lion father squeezed it with both hands, lifted the stone lock with force, put it down again, lifted it up again, and put it down again... The lion father did seven or eight such actions in a row, and then let the little boy Lion mention.

The little lion walked in front of the big lock and imitated his father in lifting the stone lock. His legs trembled and his face turned red from holding it in. He just lifted the stone lock and immediately put it down. He lifted it again and the stone lock moved, but nothing happened. Get off the ground.

The lion father scolded: "There is no such thing! If Abi, the tiger from the forest, comes, he will kick this stone out of the courtyard."

"Someone praised me again. "Can I kick this stone out of the courtyard? I want to try!" Tiger Abi didn't dare to snort, and after the two lions finished practicing, he tiptoed into the courtyard.

Abi also stood next to the stone lock. He squeezed the lock with both hands, pushed hard on the ground with his feet, and used both arms to suck. "Hey, get up!" He also shouted, preparing to lock the stone. He raised it above his head, but the big stone lock seemed to have grown roots and its threads were motionless. He was not discouraged, and when he lifted it again, the big stone lock seemed to weigh a thousand kilograms... A lot of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he secretly marveled at the strength of Dad Lion's arms.

Tiger Abi quietly exited the yard and said goodbye to Lion Villa without leaving the prairie without a word or thought.

The tiger mother in the forest is not happy these days. She feels ashamed to go out. She often says to the wall: "Abi went to the grassland and lost the face of the forest people. He did not win the grassland competition." She didn’t even get the runner-up title, and she didn’t even dare to participate in the competition.”

She was chattering this morning when someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door, she saw Niu Xiaohu and Lao Goat carrying a lot of fruit! Come and visit me with a smile.

"Tiger Abby didn't win the championship, what are you doing?" Tiger's mother asked.

"Abi has gotten better. This is more important than winning a hundred championships!" The old goat said cheerfully: "Abi is completely different from before. He is patrolling the mountains wholeheartedly. Don’t dare to get even half a step closer to the sheep!”

Niu Xiaohu also said: “Abi no longer thinks of himself as a champion. He took the initiative to apologize to me. Yesterday, a calf fell in.” In the river, Abi rescued him. Today I am here to thank him.”

Hearing everyone’s praise for Abi, Mother Tiger’s face showed a long-lost smile.

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