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Parents give money to say mood phrases.
2. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
Every step of a person's life from birth to death should be a cash trading relationship across the counter. If we don't go to heaven like this, then heaven will not be a place dominated by politics and economy, and there will be no business for us.
Love doesn't necessarily mean money, and money doesn't necessarily mean love.
5. It's difficult for my grandson to give a question, and my son is strict in grading the paper, so I can't do it, and the paper is wasted.
6. The perfection of personality is the foundation, and the establishment of wealth is the goal.
7. See friends when you have money, and women when you have no money.
8. This is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by sneaking into places where there are many new users.
9. Not all girls love money. Don't think I am vulgar.
10, money is not everything, but you can't do anything without money.
1 1. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.
12, if I'm too lazy to explain your scolding, as if nothing happened, it can only show that you are really not a dime important in my heart.
13, money! Money is a devil-like invention among all human inventions. There is nothing more despicable and deceptive than money, so there is no other way to provide such a rich land for cultivating hypocrisy.
14, I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.
15, lovers, stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower?
16, I am an idiot when I am happy, and I am crazy when I am sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.
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