How to send a circle of friends when the weather is too hot?

The weather is hot, and the sentences in the circle of friends with high emotional intelligence are as follows:

1, it's too hot to stop!

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

I want to sleep naked tonight! A mosquito praised it.

5. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

6, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

7. Don't ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am!

8. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

9. Just take a bath outside in summer, and then take a shower at home. It's too hot.

10, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, and you will become a chicken when you go home.