Humor tape

1. She likes to sleep with my hand on her pillow, and I enjoy this sweet pain. A few years later, I got scapulohumeral periarthritis and she got cervical spondylosis.

I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.

The electric fan is really the best friend of mankind. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.

4. Nima, when it thunders, it thunders, and then it flashes. I was taking a bath, and I thought someone was taking pictures of me.