Forgive the inverted quotations in my works.

1. Women are one of the most unreliable animals in the world. Good personality leads to small chest and beautiful face, which leads to poor clinical effect. When you fall in love in front of everyone, you need money for love. Nothing is reliable these days. No matter how loving a couple is, they can have more than a dozen children without meeting for half an hour.

2. Now (referring to 2 1 century), every profession has its own hidden rules. If officials want to be promoted, they should give gifts to the leaders first; The actress wants to appear in the camera, so she sleeps with the director first. Needless to say, the first step for a lawyer to win a lawsuit is to make the judge comfortable.

I was thirty-four years old and my life had just begun.

This is my usual trick, which is called "being mean and being high-profile". It is inevitable that you will be unhappy if you take advantage in advance. Just hold your horses, wait for him to embarrass you, watch him quarrel and scold, and then apologize to him in public. The psychology of the public is very strange. They can't see you when you take advantage. Anyone who sees you being bullied will speak for you.

Vows have no legal effect, just like farting, you can send as many as you want.

6. You say people are lively, you say people are coquettish, you say people are serious, and you say people are indifferent.

7. I am not quiet enough and conservative enough. What does it have to do with you? What do you take me for? Not a prostitute? You're ashamed to talk to prostitutes about morality?

8. It's late at night, the city lights are out, some people are drifting away, and some people are laughing. 9.37 years old, some people are afraid of me, some people hate me, but no one has ever really loved me. What's the point of all this?

10. No matter how soundly a person sleeps, there is always a time to wake up. Only you are pretending to sleep. People who pretend to sleep can't wake up.

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12. This is one of my unique skills in dealing with women: I surrender at one fell swoop while she is weak. Let her make a mistake first. If she makes a mistake, don't beat and scold, just say she is good. Women are paranoid animals. When you open your mouth to scold and raise your hand, she will have a rebellious attack. When her teeth bite her, she will also find fault with you and settle them one by one. How can we make it clear that men and women are confused? Finally, we quarreled for a long time and got angry for a long time. Everyone is wrong and reasonable, so we have to leave. If you don't criticize and don't teach, just say your own good, she will naturally crawl at her feet and never dare to contradict again.

13. This is my life. There are three kinds of people in this world: the first kind loves themselves and others; The second kind of people only love themselves and do not love others; I belong to the third category: I don't love myself or others. Sometimes I feel that life is just a trance, I can't catch anything, I can't keep anything, and all kinds of things are waiting for me to die of old age.

14. I want to dance in the world, but I have no landing; Look at all kinds of red and purple, turning into dust. That's what it means. I sowed the seeds, but I never expected the fruits. It's full of honey or hidden poison, which makes no difference to me.

15. Unfortunately, time is running out. Thirty-seven years is like a moment. Nowadays, people (referring to people in 2 1 century) are old in middle age and can only persist in vulgarity until they die without dreams.

16. Middle-aged men have a "three noes" principle: no background, no income and no wife. If the other person is bringing a young girl, you should be very careful. Middle-aged men are dirty men and full of shady activities. The so-called "shit all over the body, pus all over the ground" miss, from punching and kicking, to scratching your face with your nails, to dying and smashing TV.

17. Life is like water. The more you wash your face, the whiter your heart becomes. Thirty-seven years after the world of mortals turned upside down, I have become a complete villain. This is a dangerous world, and there is nothing to look forward to, so I always hope that the bad guys will get it. If someone rapes, I hope that pervert gets what he wants; Someone robbed the bank. I hope the robber won't fail. There are many bad guys in anti-corruption drama, and they are dissolute and shameless. I call them the same kind, so I never watch the ending.

18. There are two kinds of women in this world. One is to refuse people before going to bed and feel bored after going to bed; The other is just the opposite. It's as hot as fire before going to bed and as cold as ice after going to bed.

19. The world collapsed not with a loud noise but with a sigh.

20.。 Thirty-seven years, I feel that life is like an unpredictable dream, soft and infinite, and I wake up immature. I'm still me, just getting older. A "small" and an "old" span my life.

2 1. There are swordsmen on the road, thorns are born on the flat ground, the crowd is a snake pit, fangs are ready to move, venom is flowing, and every kiss is fatal.

22. Where did she get such a good acting skill? So many tears, so many confidences, so many shallow songs, so low voice, are they all fucking fake?

23. A young girl has only a surface but no connotation, just like a wedding dress. They want to wear it when they see it, and their upper body is uncomfortable. If they wear it once, they must hang it up. Mature women are used to repairing both inside and outside, just like underwear. They wear it every day, year after year, and they are all attached to meat.

24. We are enemies. Even if the world is a pool of clear water, I will pee in it. And Pan Zhiming stood in the shit, but thought it was a pool of clear water.

25. I often think: What should I do if I know my date of death? Taking drugs? Spend money like crazy? Keep looking for women? Or blow up the court? But in any case, I won't kowtow, not one of them. I can't laugh, even if I laugh, it's fake. He is right, death is not a big deal, but before I die, I must wash the world with blood. If I can't use other people's blood, I'll use mine.

26. One, two, three, stand forward; Four, five, six, hold it in your hand; Seven, eight, nine, shake it up. Not a drop leaked out.

27. I must have music, or church hymns, or simple folk music when driving. This kind of music makes my heart very quiet. I often drive out of the city alone and walk on the lonely night road with my heart. The wind rises in my ear, the stars fall in front of me, and there is a silent happiness in my heart. It was not until the night was cold that I slowly turned around. At this time, the city lights went out and thousands of families were crying. Gradually drifting deeper and deeper, I always feel that I have left for many years. Now I'm back in this world, which was a lifetime ago.

28. The world of mortals is my seven-foot coffin. In my life, I turned it upside down. I love and hate each other. I can check out at any time, but I can never leave.

29. For a time, the iron horse hissed, Wu Gou was cold, Qianshan stepped on the river, and he was down and out, hating his family and his country all his life. He burst into tears, like pouring a glass of wine, drinking a floating name, screaming and screaming. ...

30. Life is a massacre, either the knife or the fish.

3 1. Our generation is born with hatred, and they are born with malice. I have a successful career and am worth millions, but if I have a choice, I would rather not be born.

32. Millennium empire, dream pillow, beauty in water, and so on. Who saw that the Spring and Autumn Period dried up all the flowers in the world, and let this merit crime neglect the pillow? ...

Don't talk about human feelings in everything, just talk about gains and losses. Selfishness is a great virtue in the world. As long as it is profitable, it doesn't matter whether he is flooded or divided.

34. I'm sophisticated. I know these things are just for show. I should never take them seriously. Thirty-seven years of ups and downs, I have already developed a heart like pig iron, unmoved by any emotions, and deeply wary of all sweet words. The most poisonous thing in the world is tenderness. Beautiful mushrooms always kill people, and a kind smile often hides the blade. The true meaning of life lies in ruthlessness. There are no mortals in the world of mortals, but those who die early are always affectionate.

35. This is human ethics, but a word "cheat". Everyone is cheating, everyone is being cheated, and the fine iron of Jujiuzhou can't cast half a word of truth. And sincerity is nothing more than a wave of floating sand, which turns thousands of times and finally sinks to the bottom of the water. The world is like a gorgeous cocoon, woven from the golden thread of lies. All living beings dream of the wings of clouds, which rise and fall like pupae. The creator loves them and lets them sleep, but the decree cannot be opened.

36. The night is endless and the city is bottomless. Except those insidious Nightcrawler, most people are fast asleep. The cold starlight inadvertently shines in the ethereal dreams of the world. Some people dream of love, some dream of happiness, and some dream of going to jail.

37. That was 1993. I'm 24 years old, and I'm still a good man. I want to kill a thief, but there is nothing I can do.

I have never been a juvenile delinquent. I am a beautiful woman, but I have lived in the world of mortals for too long and gradually became a thief.

39. I have been a host for more than two years. What I see in my eyes and hear in my ears are all dirty scandals in the entertainment industry. This is an era of fast food. People eat fast food, make quick money, seek happiness, live in advertisements and live in deception. Everyone dreams of getting rich overnight and becoming famous overnight. After learning Sun's knowledge, I figured out Sun's figure, and there were people like Sun's father, Sun's ancestor, Sun's ass, and Sun's belly button was three inches below, so Sun was bored. In some film and television bases, a large number of handsome men and beautiful women are attached to ants. In order to walk-on, men can sell blood and women can sell themselves. Needless to say, the producers and directors who are in charge of photography, plumbing, tea, clothes and extras are all stained with meat, and all have nocturnal urination and kidney deficiency.

40. The rain that night was my river. For fourteen years, I dragged my tail, and all I saw was a scarlet mouth and dense fangs. I was covered in blood, my skin was raw, and I finally got scales. There is no nutrition in this river. I feed on mud and make whirlpool my home. Over time, every scale has become a knife.

4 1. This honey is arsenic. I am the elk in front of the tiger and the wolf, and I am the shotgun in front of the elk. And life is just a chess game doomed to defeat. We never retreat, stumble forward, take death as our ultimate mission, and never ask whether the road ahead is red carpet or abyss.

42. There are two kinds of bad things in the world: one is doing evil, and the other is making mistakes. Those who do evil have their own scourge, and those who make mistakes should be spared. We are all human beings, and we all make mistakes, right? Your wife's way is wrong, but her heart is good, except that she made a mistake. You should give her a chance to correct it. "

43. A hero is no match for an old wine. Even if power can subdue the tiger, it won't last three cups and two lamps.

44. Where are today's heroic achievements? There is a bright moon in the sky, which shines on the grave every night. There are weeds in the golden palace and the jade palace. I have seen tea dancing. Who will cry when hearing this song? I bought yellow scrolls and blue lanterns in my last life, and the blue shirt was wet, and the mountain was far away, which was even more embarrassing. In the world of mortals, thousands of feet, the feelings of life and death in the world go to the vast sea and sky until the bones wither and the lanterns go out. The whole world is as barren as snow, and we will not meet for thousands of years. ...

45. The world wind has watered the mind, and the river is getting worse, and there are no heroes in the world. Life in the city is getting more and more vulgar, and in the end, it is simply alive. Live to live. Living is everything. As long as you can live, you don't even need a fake hug.

46. Seventeen years later, he is still thinking about that disgraceful laurel. Seventeen years later, we look back at young faces and find that fate is so mysterious. I used to be a good man, but then I gradually became a villain. He is a psycho, but he is forced to live and be a good person. When my clothes were dyed black in time, no one cared about that charming spring night many years ago. At that time, the moonlight was like water, and we were young and beautiful. Many years later, when the teenager in the story has white hair, the world is still green and colorful. We have heard and witnessed all the evils, but we never mention our ideals again.

47. She comes from the countryside and is only nineteen years old. I thought: there must be something wrong. The world shouldn't be like this. But I quickly denied myself: the world is like this, everything is a transaction, women regard men as cash machines, men regard women as meat grinders, and true feelings are just a useless piece of chewing gum, which is still glamorous after being bounced off.

48. This is the truth tonight. Walking under the lights of this city, there are only two ways to reach heaven: selling your soul or selling your body.

49. When people reach middle age, time is running out, and death lingers outside the door at any time. According to the ancient oriental legend, this life is insignificant, just a porch leading to the afterlife. It is narrow and dirty. Once the lights went out, the dead raised their hands and knocked on the eternal door. I have lived for thirty-seven years, licked honey and sucked bitter roots, and my heart fell into despair between hay cutters, and I have long since died. The afterlife is so far away that I have given up any hope. If that light goes out, I hope it will never be lit again.

This is my world of mortals. Flowers bloom in an instant, and snow is chaotic in an instant. I can hold every killing knife, but I can't hold a sincere tear.

5 1. The outside is the inside and the heart is the world. There is light in the heart, and there is light in front of us; There is no road in my heart, and there is no road under my feet.

52. I have been fearless in times of crisis all my life, and I have practiced two unique skills for a long time: one is "borrowing an arrow from a straw boat" and the other is "playing Yamakaji". The first trick is to make good use of resources, float and sink in the whirlpool, and one day you will fall into the water. At this time, you must hold on to the tree and climb as high as possible. The last move is to build Jiangdong, and everything is reserved. Once disaster strikes, we should find a scapegoat at the first time.

53. There are no ugly men in the world, only wretched men. There are no bad women, only women who can't stand the temptation.

There are three things you can't ask for in this world: a man's wallet, a woman's weight, and a monk's love.

55. Rivers and lakes are sinister, bad guys are in power, and they are not afraid of vendors' knives, but they are afraid of beautiful women laughing. The way to hurt others is self-centered. You should be as warm as spring, as soft as mistress, as kind as magistrate, without evil, anger or resentment, and you should smile at him. Say a few words of confidence, often feed three melons and two dates, slowly close the distance and lighten the enemy's guard a little. Tenderness has always been a sharp weapon. Yesterday's smile, today's spike, the iron hero can't carry three soft words. When he lost all his defenses and all his flaws were exposed, he shot a sword, killed without bloodshed and died inexplicably.

56. I was in a trance for an instant, like being trapped in a ghost. Bitter eyes and sneers were everywhere, and that boy beat about the bush, waiting for an opportunity. Some people gnash their teeth, some people struggle and groan, pedestrians climb out of the trap and fall into a new trap in a blink of an eye. Every road is bleeding, and according to legend, this place is not anywhere else, but the world.

57. The world is too busy to accommodate a leisure, too crowded and too narrow to accommodate a young dream everywhere.

58. The world has its competitors, but they all live in sewage. Saints pour sewage all over the world, and then shape themselves with gold powder; Most people, like me, know that they can't find the pure land, so they simply settle down in the sewage and enjoy drinking dirty things, which not only pollutes themselves, but also pollutes others. Only Pan Zhiming is different. In this breathless city, sewage is pouring down every day, but he tries to clean the whole world. Sometimes I respect him very much. More often, like most people, I don't call him by his first name and call him stupid.

59. Every night, the bridal chamber provides first-class beauty, the temple provides second-class beauty, the third-class beauty flushes the kitchen, and the fourth-class beauty matches the factory.

60. This is my principle: throw dirty things to dirty people, and clean them only for yourself. I can throw money at them, but I can't have a conscience. Even if I have become an out-and-out bad person, a hundred sins are hard to redeem, and 10 thousand people hate me, I will still hold on to this little bit of poor dignity that belongs only to myself.

6 1. This is my world. Thorns are everywhere and traps are heavy. I don't know why I laugh when I laugh, nor why I cry when I cry. I've been digging in it for decades, over mountains and over mountains, and dug several thousands of feet, and finally I found what I wanted. Sometimes I'm happy about it, but more often, I'd rather I've never been here.

62. There are three ways for men to cheat. The first move is called "flying daggers". Find a good witness before stealing food. This man must be trusted by his wife. He has a good character and never set foot in a lewd place. Once the situation is tight, summon him to court immediately, and a big grievance can be cleared. The second trick is called "taking the lead". Don't wait for your wife to inspect her post before cheating. You must take the initiative and call first. You don't have to report your whereabouts, but you must have something to say, assign things, explain housework, and reassure your wife first. A better way is to find some mistakes in her and denounce her for a while. Establish dignity first, then turn off the phone. Hu Tian Alakazam, the so-called "a gentleman has the right to do whatever he wants". There are generally two reactions when a woman is scolded: one is obedient, and the other is furious. An obedient person will not be suspicious, and an angry person will have no time to be suspicious. No one can think that you are pulling a lady's pants; The third trick is called "strengthening the wall and clearing the wild". It's okay to steal food. You must wipe your mouth clean. No lipstick marks on your body, no long hair in your pocket, and no suspicious membership cards and invoices in your wallet. It can't taste wrong. Rinse only with water after cheating, and never use shampoo and shower gel at night. That thing smells too good. Men are all shit. Once you smell delicious food, you will commit adultery.

63. philistinism is the law of the world, maturity means degeneration, and life is nothing more than a process of gradual vulgarization. I have nothing to resist except being cruel to Japan. After three years together, I can forget it in three days; I will never remember the three-day meeting.

64. People are always mean. If you cut off his leg, he will climb down to live. Digging out his eyes, he groped his way down; Cut his body into several pieces, and he can continue to climb down and live.

65. All this is a dream. This is a desperate place. I hardly see any women, and I don't have any money. I can't eat meat until the holiday. Usually there are only rotten vegetables and potatoes that are not peeled. Prisoners are like mushrooms in the tide, moldy and festering in the corner where the sun can't shine, and no one will be pitiful when they die. They are all inferior, have no right, no money, no name, vulgar and shallow, vulgar and cowardly, but together they become thugs. But I gradually understand them: no matter how hard life is, I have to miss it a little. In this dark prison, you can't live without dreams.

66. Now that I have reached the bottom, it seems like a big dream. I finally understand that power and fame can't be used to fill my stomach. It is better to be relaxed than to be prosperous all over the world. Wake up in a snow cave in a dream, lotus flowers and golden beads are not as good as a hot steamed bread.

67. There is nothing to look forward to under the black prison. No one can expect his woman to be faithful. "One year, two years, three years, etc." This is a love poem circulating in the detention center. It's vulgar and obscene, but it's profound It penetrated the boundless romance and reached the end of prosperity. The world has its own feelings, such as iron, all in flowers and months. Once you enter the high wall, the vows of eternal love have become fly ash, and a gust of wind is gone.

68. I am thirty-eight, neither old nor young, and I still have many wishes.

69. "You told me to die. I told you everything I saw and heard in 14 years. I confessed all the crimes of this city to you!"

As many people have pointed out, he was not ill when he died. I am like a thorn of unknown origin, stuck in the hearts of many people, some are my friends, some call me brother, but without exception, they all want me to die. For fourteen years, I have been drinking and laughing in the streets of this city. I have been drinking, laughing and singing. The wine I drink can drown an elephant, but I don't have a real friend. I don't need to ask about human beings. I show my indifference, and people repay me with indifference. City people are only worth three buckets of rice. I shouldn't expect it.

7 1. The days are long, as if they will never end. The days are also very short, and it has come to an end inadvertently.

72. Every male warehouse is shouting: "Xiao Li, you must live, live, live! Live! " Hundreds of female prisoners responded in unison: "Lao Wei, don't persuade, die together, die together!" Mutually assured destruction! Mutually assured destruction! "I have a boiling passion and keep struggling on the ground. It seems that for only a moment, I can't hear any sound. All the noise, all the commotion, all the voices, big or small, in the world were drowned out by a simple sentence: "mutually assured destruction!" Mutually assured destruction! Mutually assured destruction! Mutually assured destruction ... "

73. The darkness is boundless, and I float and sink. The singing of the world is melodious, and every time it opens a heavy door. People in the distance speak faintly, some laugh, some cry, and a voice whispers: the world is old, and we are still so young. ...

74. In my opinion, the world is like a huge garbage dump. Flies are flying everywhere, maggots are everywhere, everything is rotting, and a clean leaf can never be found. So, I learned the long-awaited life of sharp teeth, with a murder weapon in my hand and fierce eyes, and coveted every fresh life. Eat meat with meat, and suck bone marrow after eating meat. I am used to the evils of the whole world, so I will never believe in punishment.